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More Good News – The Economy of Soviet Britain is in Ruins

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Comrades, as Soviet Chancellor of the Exchequer of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, I can safely say that my policies of heavy taxation and huge profligate spending drives on train drivers and Big State apparatchiks has successfully ruined the economy.

With manufacturing contracting by 1.8% and retail sales at 0%, the PRSB is on track to becoming a true communist state to be adored for its poverty and destitution.

Due to my policies, government debt levels are the highest they have ever been recorded, and this is why I will need to increase the taxation levels for working people even higher so that Big State civil servants can have bigger salaries and pensions.

You, as a worker, need to work harder so that the Big State can remove more tax from you.

We support working people fully, and order you to work yourselves to the bone every single day of your miserable lives so that the Labour government can spend your money like water on governmental waste, bloated state salaries, gold-plated state pensions and people who refuse to work who receive your money.

Working people are the work horses of the Soviet Labour government, and you are the cash cows for taxation. Be proud of your status and work hard, comrades.

Remember, the more you work, the more tax we will take from you.

Have a nice fucking day.

 

Truth is Charlie Kirk’s Civilised Method of Discourse Never Works

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Sure, what Charlie Kirk tried to do by open discussion and trying to reason with people was an honourable and civilised method of attempting to bring forth change, but it never works. Look where it got him — a bullet in the neck. Throughout history, we have had wondrous philosophers, artists, great thinkers, and look where humanity is — it’s still in the meat grinder, it’s still at the level of the lowest common denominator.

Discussion can only move things so far.

Some segments of the population only respond to a harder stance of persuasion. America’s population is so ultimately fractured, there can only be one certain type of response to elements within that society that are immune to discussion, reason or logic.

Common sense is a phrase often used, but none of these things mean anything when there is a concept of ‘cancel-culture’ and deluded sense of entitlement from those who deem themselves right on all subject matters because their form of woke indoctrination has been so efficacious.

If there is a cleansing action that occurs in America, a purge of sorts, then some action will have to take place that will finally benefit those in the country who have the strength, resolve and knowledge to finish the job with the might a job like this deserves.

President Trump is now presiding over the entirety of the US military and government, and he can utilise this position of strength to comprehensively cleanse the nation of those who are poisoning society and burdening the Federal government from within. The enemy is in the United States at this very moment, and these people are working very hard to bring the country to its knees.

Time is running out for Trump, though. Every day that passes from now towards the next election cycle is a day too late, and unless The Don seizes this moment, it will never materialise for him again. It is also not a certainty that a Republican government will be voted in when the next election comes around.

The time for ultimate action supersedes discussion every time. There’s only one way to truly change a nation.

The level of vicious indoctrination amongst certain factions of the US population is so engrained that there is only one way to eradicate this ongoing problem.

Home Office Admits 40% of Asylum Forms Printed on Edible Rice Paper

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The Home Office, who have presided on one of the largest migrations into Britain since 1066, have admitted that 40% of asylum forms are printed on edible rice paper and written with invisible ink.

“We are currently searching for the hungry civil servant who came up with the idea in the first place. The government rewards failure with large payments. He could be up for a promotion and a huge pay increase for his stellar efforts for our department efficiency drive of utter, utter inefficiency and stupidity,” Home Office spokesman, Manda Botes, revealed today.

Since Labour came into power, small boat crossings with fake asylum seekers are at a record high of 70,000 and increasing at exponential levels each day.

It wasn’t much better under the incompetent and apathetic Tories.

Bon appétit …

Socialist Liberals are Celebrating Assassination of Charlie Kirk

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As is usual with woke liberals, socialists, communists, they are now online celebrating and gloating over the assassination of the outspoken conservative speaker Charlie Kirk, who was shot and killed yesterday. At the age of 31, he left behind a wife and two young children.

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This kind of behaviour is to be expected from the liberals, who are now not very liberal but radicalised far-leftist zealots intent on the destruction of Western values and Western civilisation.

American Conservative Receives the Ultimate Liberal Cancel Culture

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Yes, the ultimate liberal cancel culture is a sniper bullet through the neck, and that’s what happened to the outspoken Charlie Kirk, a man who could talk any socialist woke Marxist indoctrinated zealot into a corner. They assassinated him.

The bullet initially hit his body armour on the upper chest area, then ricocheted into his neck in an upward trajectory, possibly entering his cranium. If one analyses the footage, it is evident there was an initial impact in the chest area before the deflection occurred. Luckily for Charlie, he probably did not know what happened and died instantly.

“This guy, Charlie Kirk, could make these brainwashed socialist commies retire into their soy safe spaces as gibbering wrecks after giving them a good dose of logic, reasoning and fact. Well, they didn’t like that because he revealed who they are — stupid indoctrinated commie lemmings. So they shot him,” a man with some understanding of the situation revealed later on.

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This is the ultimate problem with communists and socialists, they are sore losers, they are vindictive pieces of shit who will do the ‘cancel culture’ thing because ultimately they cannot admit to their deluded, fractured minds that they have been indoctrinated into a very limited worldview.

One could also postulate the same thing about conservative people, that their worldview is ultimately limited, but of course these are all gross generalisations, as each person irrespective of their political bias has different abilities and capacities to form a model of their existence within this current physical plane. It is just unfortunate that in America, the country is now so fractured politically that one could speculate that some sort of civil war could eventually break out.

The thing about Marxism and communism is that it is a very invasive ideology, and it has been pumped into the Western education systems now for decades. Once there are multiple generations indoctrinated and brainwashed with this ideology, it is almost impossible to reason with them or to make them consider other points of view.

Even the soviets knew this, as after a revolution, the first people they would execute were the staunch Marxists who helped them gain power in the revolution. The reasoning behind this was that they would inevitably be disillusioned after realising how the illusion of a Marxist utopia is exactly that — an illusion. Therefore, it was prudent to get rid of the duped idiots before they caused any trouble.

Marxism and communism is a trick, it tricks people, but the only ones who know how this trick works are the people at the top of the red soviet pyramid.

 

 

Doh! The Israelis Strike Hamas in Doha

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Wherever the terrorists go — they are a legitimate target. The fucking gloves are off, and Netanyahu does not give two figs if Doha, Qatar is a sovereign territory. The message here is — if you harbour and support terrorism — you will be targeted.

The son of Hamas leader Khalil al-Hayya was also killed along with his father.

The question is now if the USA will support this attack on Qatar by Israel? According to some reports from the White House, the Trump administration was only notified after the Israeli attack was launched and missiles were in the air — leaving them no opportunity to do anything.

The Qataris were also not aware that Israel would conduct an attack on their territory.

The recent Hamas attacks in Jerusalem could have also contributed to the go-ahead of the Doha operation.

As for the Gaza negotiations that were going nowhere, they’re really going nowhere now for sure.

Royal Courts of Justice: The Last Banksy Revealed

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After desecrating the Royal Courts of Justice with some of the usual graffiti (art) Banksy is now on the run. Furious judges at the Royal Courts of Justice have set the Metropolitan Police onto Banksy, demanding his head on a platter.

The Metropolitan Police said it was investigating the graffiti at the Royal Courts of Justice in London as “criminal damage”.

Far-left activist Banksy, who has remained anonymous for more than 25 years, would be required to publicly disclose his name if he was brought to court.

The graffiti will be removed from the Grade I-listed building.

A spokesman added: “He’s messed with the wrong building this time. Not only is it listed, but it’s a protected judicial institution that has been muddied by the brush of this vandal!”

Criminal damage carries a maximum sentence of 10 years’ imprisonment if it causes more than £5,000 of damage.

This could very well be the last Banksy anyone will have the pleasure of viewing for a while.

French Government: “Nothing to see here mes amis, we are just collapsing”

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It seems that the French government is sort of collapsing. There is nothing to fear, although the bond markets seem to be flexing their muscles a little bit. French debt is now so large that even if France reverted to the good old Franc, they’d still probably be up merde creek with half a paddle.

Prime minister François Bayrou lost a confidence vote in the National Assembly earlier today and is expected to resign tomorrow. Meanwhile, Macron is sitting there twiddling his thumbs as the French government, bloated as it is, bloats a little more, as it prepares to explode.

The poor fucker tried to bring an austerity vote, but we all know the French don’t do austerity. It’s either champagne or nothing.

Looks like Putin’s scheme of flooding the EU with economy busting migrants from Africa and Asia was just the trick. The invasion over decades has basically eviscerated entire European national economies and demoralised entire nations. Look at the UK, the stupid socialists were played like a deck of fucking cards. They are now burdened with millions of economic migrants who are killing off the NHS and benefits system, and burdening the UK taxpayer with billions upon billions of pounds that no one can pay any more.

The frogs are fucked, but so are the Rosbifs.

Phillies Karen in ‘Karen Protection Program’ at Alligator Alcatraz

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This is an important update on the as-of-yet unnamed woman, dubbed the Phillies Karen, who demanded a baseball that was hit into the crowd was hers, when a father actually retrieved it for his son. Because she is now so hated by the population, she could be put in a specialist KPP Karen Protection Program for her own safety, maybe somewhere in Alligator Alcatraz.

Due to the nature of the actions of the Phillies Karen, she could now be put into a special program for her own protection, seeing as she has created such huge levels of outrage. Rightly so, who the fuck goes and demands a fucking baseball from a kid and dad?

“I never seen anything like it. She gonna have to be put in Alligator Alcatraz or something under 24-hour armed guard, and we’re gonna have to bring out surveillance and shit, choppers around the perimeter, basically all the shit we can find,” an FBI agent on the scene revealed.

This woman is now so hated that internet sleuths are trying to accurately identify her name. Many names are being bandied around, but this could be a dangerous enterprise, seeing as it could lead to the wrong person having their name blasted all over the place.

There was some good news though for the kid, when the traumatised child was gifted a bag of goodies from a rep. and a signed baseball bat from one of the Philadelphia Phillies players.

We say, send the fucking ball snatcher to Alligator Alcatraz.

Remember, folks, this is how you do it …

Never Underestimate the Power of Farage

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As the chaotic, incompetent, sclerotic and frankly destructive Labour Party scrambles to rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic wreck of their shit stained government that seeks to ruin Britain — Nigel Farage has different plans. The power of Farage must never be underestimated.

What happened to the last people who underestimated Farage? The Coalition government with Nick Clegg and David Cameron. Remember them? Well, of course they are best forgotten.

The “two party system” is dying. Maybe, it’s dead already. The good cop, bad cop days are over. The Tories are the same as Labour, there is now little or no difference. They are both incompetent cowards who do not connect to the people, and do not care.

Trump connected — he won. Farage connected — he got the EU Referendum. Okay, Brexit was not delivered, but that was because the Tories, who are essentially Labour, pretty much reneged on their promise to properly see it through.

The people have already had enough of Labour, and are willing to kick them out of government as soon as possible.

Britain has been betrayed, and there is only one final chance of saving the country. Hopefully, the current shameful wreck of Labour will be bulldozed over instead of the English countryside they are trying to bulldoze over right now to build four storey town houses for millions of fake asylum seekers. The cold truth is, it’s either complete collapse or maybe civil war or the power of Farage putting things right.

The real Britons know this.

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