“You just can’t compete with that kind of tennis. ‘She’s’ 6’9, has a huge masculine skeletal bone structure, large muscles, y and x chromosomes, and the biological genetic DNA code of a man. Whacking the ball at over 140 MPH, the women on the receiving end of the serves had no chance. I would safely say, even Serena Williams would have a tough time,” one woman’s coach told reporters after her player was beaten in solid sets.
The transgender tennis player was admitted into the tournament a few days ago and went through the female players like a knife through butter.
Declaring herself to be fully female after having the full transgender treatment, Fifi Leroux, formerly Graham Mansfield, 34, from Queens, New York, towered over her female rivals in the Women’s New York State Tennis Tournament.
“I have just as much right as anyone else to compete in the women’s tournament because I am a woman,” Leroux grunted from the court after beating another female player in straight sets.
Leroux plans to go all the way to Wimbledon, and says she can easily beat any woman on the tennis court.
Lumbering around the court, Leroux wears a skimpy white dress barely covering her vast muscled body, and can hit the ball so hard, at one match the tennis ball lodged itself in a ball boy’s chest, and was needed to be surgically removed, nearly killing him.
Estranged half-sister of Meghan Markle, Samantha Markle, has hired a voodoo priestess to get back at the royals and their treatment of her dad as well as her half-sister, the now Duchess of Sussex.
On Saturday, she travelled to Port-au-Prince in Haiti to find what is called a Mambo.
“Samantha was seen at Toussaint Louverture International Airport in her wheelchair and a pack of photographers from the National Enquirer in tow,” local press reported.
According to experts in the voodoo religion, the Mambo will conduct intricate rituals which may also require blood sacrifice to please the Vodou gods who will carry out the dastardly deeds prescribed by Samantha Markle.
“It has gotten to this level of hate that Samantha displays in her daily broadcasts to the tabloid newspapers that she has now resorted to crazy methods to get back at her ‘lying’ half-sister,” a close friend commentated on the whole sorry affair.
After a 17-year-old English teen girl was brutally murdered in an unwarranted knife attack in a London playground, Sadiq Khan was on a flight to Morocco with his wife for a long break.
All the other murders have been from the black and ethnic community and not considered important, however, the latest murder of an English girl has really created a state of anger in the country.
The Mayor’s office justified the holiday with a statement delivered after the most recent murder.
“The Mayor is justified to go on a holiday break because the murders will continue irrespective if he is on holiday or not. The Mayor has stated that he needs a long holiday after watching the daily headlines of brutal stabbings of children on the telly. In Morocco, the Mayor will not watch the TV, and instead enjoy the beaches, shopping with his wife and long luncheons.”
“These people were murdered by knives, however they could have also died by being hit by a bus or tram. I am more concerned with police resources being used to police Twitter users who complain about my inability to fight crime, and supporting blow up Trump dolls paraded by communist agitators. It is the fault of everybody else and not my policy of apathy. Now excuse me, I need to get to the hotel and the jacuzzi.”
Okay, here’s the deal. The DS is and was for only one thing, and that was a Clean Brexit, or a No Deal as the Remoaners phrase it.
Theresa May has cut off the No Deal bit, and we are now left with the prospect of a very bad deal or another bad deal by staying in the EU.
Let’s look at it this way, there was never going to be a Brexit because Remoaners are in charge, so instead of being tied down in a very poor deal which will keep Britain under EU rules indefinitely, it is better to stay in the EU, because Theresa May’s deal is pretty much the same without any voting privileges.
Any Brexiteers who are now talking about backing Theresa May are sadly disillusioned morons who have capitulated to her Brexit In Name Only BRINO deal. You are a disgrace, and a bunch of cowards to accept probably the worst deal ever made.
There is evidently much more power and influence in the Remoaner camp, and Brexiteers are now marginal characters with little or no say. When you have a PM who is a remoaner, a Chancellor of the Exchequer, Bank of England, 90% of the House of Commons, 95% of the House of Lords, and 99% of the Civil Service, what chance was there for Brexit? Do you think, many of these people who are on the take from Brussels, or tied to EU business were to surrender and see their lucrative ventures float down the river? Of course not, and the proof is in the pudding, our feudal lords stopped Brexit, and discounted the will of the people, because in feudalism, the serfs do not have a vote.
Bad deal or bad deal
It is therefore in our interests to stay in the EU rather than be forced into a bad deal with the EU. Frankly, staying in the EU is a bad deal, but supposedly leaving with a bad deal is the worse option because the UK will pay a major price for its cowardice and stupidity.
The real Brexit was always a Clean Brexit, but this will now never happen thanks to the treacherous remoaners who have sabotaged every point of the Brexit process.
The UK is not a democratic state and was lost a long time ago. It is time for a country that is ruled by traitors and corrupt miscreants to stay in the sovietized totalitarian EU state, because that is all the UK deserves.
Thanks to Theresa May’s incompetence, stubbornness and lack of intelligence, the Chinese company Huawei will not only be linked up to Britain’s cell phone structure and log all calls, they will be pumping out deadly levels of 5G radiation directly into your body.
Chinese 5G Stir Fry
1G, 2G, 3G and 4G use between 1 to 5 gigahertz frequency. 5G uses between 24 to 90 gigahertz frequency. Within the RF Radiation portion of the electromagnetic EMF radiation spectrum, the higher the frequency the more dangerous it is to living organisms.
Because 5G waves do not travel as far as 4G, mobile phone companies will have to build more masts covering each area thus increasing the destructive power on any living organism in close proximity.
Cell mutation = cancer
With RF Radiation, how close the source is to our physical bodies, is more important than the power level (or wattage) of the radiation. RF Radiation dissipates with distance. In other words, a low powered exposure right next to someone, is more dangerous than a more powerful exposure from a distance. Exposure time is also a factor, the more you get the more dangerous it is. 5G will be the worst of both worlds. We will have more sources around us, and closer to us. And they will be more powerful and continuous emissions.
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An extensive scientific study at the Ramazzini Institute in Italy, revealed a definite correlation between cell tower mast proximity and the cause of highly malignant tumors.
If you live near a 5G mast, your life is in severe danger, and the sad thing is, people are too addicted to their phones to care. Population control is now being served up to a population who have no will or control over their mobile phone or internet habits. In this instance, one must top one’s hat at the genius of this 5G operation to bring unseen population control en masse to mass populations who are effectively addicted to their own means of death.
Dr. Joel Moskowitz, a public health professor at the University of California, reveals the increase in mini-cell towers across towns and cities is only part of the concern, lower frequency millimeter waves used in 5G could cause major skin, eye, and nervous system problems.
“The deployment of 5G, or fifth generation cellular technology, constitutes a massive experiment on the health of all species… Because MMWs are weaker than microwaves, they are predominantly absorbed by the skin, meaning their distribution is quite focused there. Since skin contains capillaries and nerve endings, MMW bio-effects may be transmitted through molecular mechanisms by the skin or through the nervous system,” said Dr. Moskowitz.
Dr. Moskowitz is not alone in his concern about 5G. Dr. Yael Stein from Jerusalem’s Hebrew University recently wrote a letter to the Federal Communications Commission outlining his major concerns about 5G, MMV and how it could impact human skin.
Dr. Stein argues the human skin has the ability to absorb more than 90% of microwave radiation and will cause major problems to the health of humans – especially for the vulnerable such as kids, elderly and pregnant women.
The worst part of this whole sorry affair is that it is the hunger for more connectivity by the public in general that fuels their own destruction, and the greedy phone companies are quite willing to feed the public with more poison to their specification.
You will now be able to download that episode of Come Dancing at break neck speed whilst the cells mutate in your body eventually metamorphosing into large thick healthy tumors, and with the knowledge that your every movement and conversations are not only being tracked by Western agencies, but by the Chinese as well. Ah, ain’t life grand?
The former lawyer and congressional testimony rat, Michael Cohen has revealed how he is looking forward to things that will happen to him in prison.
“I heard, if you drop the soap in the showers, you get a nice surprise. I wonder what that is, hmm, guess I will have to wait to find out,” an eager Cohen revealed during his testimony on Wednesday.
One thing about inmates is the majority love Trump and no one likes a rat, so how is this going to play out for Michael Cohen?
“I give him a week before he gets whacked. They’re gonna tear that fucker a new a-hole!” a member of the Gambino crime family revealed.
If the former lawyer thinks he is going to get any special protection or treatment in prison, he is definitely living in La La land, because people will pay good money to see Cohen on the end of a stick, and in prison money counts.
“The guards will look the other way if you grease their pockets enough. It’s the unwritten law. Some of us, we live like kings in prison, we get what we want, when we want it. That’s because we have the rep, the contacts and the money. It’s either that or the whole family line goes down, we know every guard in prison, their family, and their extended family,” another crime boss revealed.
Cohen is due to report to federal prison in May. He has been sentenced to serve three years after pleading guilty to campaign finance violations, tax fraud, bank fraud and lying to Congress.
In New York city where Trump has the majority of his business, no real estate venture can ever succeed without the say of the mob, so it is safe to say that Trump has a lot of connections, and they will see to it that his former lawyer rat friend is made an example.
“I give him two weeks before he is shanked,” the Gambino family consigliere betted.
On June 23, 2016, the largest supposed democratic vote in British history was held. The result of the vote was an emphatic one, by a majority of 53% the country voted to Leave the EU.
Before the vote took place, MPs, and other political players vowed to respect the vote result, because the polls at the time were predominantly pointing towards a Remain win. When the shock Leave result came through however, all promises to respect the vote were left at the doorstep and reneged on.
Despite Remain people saying the British people did not know what they were voting for, the Leave voters are very sure of what they voted for at the time. We voted to Leave the Customs Union, Leave the CJEU, Leave the CFP, amongst other EU agencies, and the Single Market. The British people voted to take control of the borders, and to take sovereign control of Britain’s laws, to free the UK from the EU’s inhibitive trading regulations, and open up the UK to the global market.
So what became of Britain’s largest democratic vote in history?
It never happened. At every turn, the parliamentarians, many on the EU payroll and pension plans stifled the democratic vote. The EU referendum vote will thus go down in history as the most undemocratic vote ever made.
If your vote doesn’t count anymore in the UK, what is left for the voting citizen, or for democracy?
Apart from civil rebellion, there is not much else. What has happened with the EU referendum means that we are not living in a just, democratic state ruled by law, but a corrupt dictatorial feudal state ruled by rogue MPs who have gone so far away from the democratic path they are now de facto tyrants, greed driven undemocratic beasts who have completely abandoned any pretence of the actual political process of democracy.
The most unfortunate part of the whole sorry affair is that the British people do not rebel. It is frankly not in their nature, however wronged, to lift a finger in protest. The British people are too civil, they would rather have a cup of tea, and roll their eyes than go forth into the streets and do something about the situation. Unlike their Gallic cousins, the Brits have never had a revolution, and wouldn’t know what to do if one plopped itself on their heads.
Why vote if it means nothing?
The only other thing left to do in an undemocratic, corrupt sham system is to never vote again. This it seems is the most sensible option. If enough disgruntled citizens decided to never vote in any election again, it would further the message that we are living in a tyrannical unjust hierarchy only serving the needs of ruling class privilege.
Call it Mugabe’s Zimbabwe, or another EU Referendum where they keep asking the same question until the voters come up with the answer that is wanted by the unelected eurocrats, the UK, is now within this zone of a democratic deficit.
Democracy in the UK does not exist anymore, and until something drastic is done, it will not exist for a very long time in the future.
Stop everything, it’s that ‘meaningless vote’ next week. Halt! Postpone your wedding, your new job interview, or wife’s pregnancy.
We must all pay attention to a bunch of parliamentarians who are pulling every dirty trick out of their hats to stop Brexit.
“It will be the pinnacle of the week. Get ready to watch about six or seven different factions all fighting to stop Brexit their way. In the middle of course will be the PM who will simply pretend all of this is not happening but is sort of glad that Brexit will never happen. The Tories and the Labour party have all split into about a dozen splinter groups, and no one really knows what is going on apart from the stopping Brexit bit,” one parliamentary commentator said on Tuesday.
STOP BREXIT
Stopping Brexit is now a key parliamentary process that is under way, and this means delaying tactics, sticking loads of amendments in the way, slapping a few protest resignations in key places, and threatening to do this or that if Brexit is not stopped.
The Sursock Museum is without any doubt the most interesting to me. Its permanent collection is a reminder of how incredible Lebanese art was during the war. The Seta Manoukian work “Wind From the North” is a work I saw when I was 13, during my first visit. The museum has had a major renovation, which took several years, and on my visit after the inauguration I gave a major audible gasp when I saw the work again. The young attendant thought I had a health issue.
The café where you go to read, write or be inspired
Rawda Shatila: You are not a real Beiruti unless you know it – and not all so-called Beirutis do. Pick one of the tables right by the sea. In winter the waves come crashing right next to your aluminum window (which are a recent addition!). In the summer, the breeze is just incredible. Ask for a plate of tormos and mint tea.
A restaurant with a difference
Charbel of Le Chef comes from the same town as I do – his trademark “welcooooome” is so heart-warming! The dishes are basic, but so am I. A rare place where people join across the economic divide, and which trespasses the age split as well.
The most creative neighbourhood
I am not very hipster-friendly, but Mar Mikhael is where the youngsters meet and the new uber cool cafes are. When all else fails, Le Chef is barely 5 minutes’ walk away!
The store(s) you can’t pass without going in
Depot Vente: Only someone as crazy as Nawal (the owner) could host my “funeral” – which was an art installation of all the clothes I could no longer wear because I had turned 40 and they were kind of youngish in look. Nawal sells vintage second-hand clothing, which I love! Like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
The Outlet From Aishti is the remainder store of the city’s most luxurious shop, Aishti. When things go to the outlet they are already 70% discounted, so when the outlet has its own 70% sale it means you can get a Prada cheaper than a Zara!
Theresa May thoroughly enjoyed her suicide on Monday morning, a Number 10 Downing Street aide told Reuters.
“She slipped the noose around her neck, laughing with gusto, and jumped off the bucket. The sound of her neck cracking was a delightful emotive moment in Brexit history. Much to the satisfaction of her senior aide, she went quickly and only quivered for six minutes,” a doctor who arrived four hours after her hanging revealed.
Despite protestations from her closest ally, Jean Claude Juncker, Mrs May was not given a state funeral but was interred in an unmarked grave somewhere inside a cheap cardboard box coffin at an undisclosed location.
“We deliberately gave her a cheap send off because frankly in life, she was cheap, her only extravagance being those ghastly shoes she wore. We gave those to a charity in Africa, and should be somewhere in the Congo by now,” Ralph Goodman, the PM’s former press secretary announced.
Outside Downing street after the news had filtered through, street peddlers were already selling souvenir items to American tourists with Theresa May dolls hanging from a rope for £7.99 a piece and speciality mouldy jam at £15 a jar.
Suicide is usually a terrible thing, but in this case, many agreed, it was fully justified.
