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#MeToo Bible Experts: Mary Was Impregnated By God Without Her Will or Consent

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#MeToo Bible Experts: Mary Was Impregnated By God Without Her Will or Consent

Matthew 1:18-25 (the deeds of the Christian God)

18 Now the birth of Jesus the Messiah took place in this way. When his mother Mary had been engaged to Joseph, but before they lived together, she was found to be with child from the Holy Spirit. 19 Her husband Joseph, being a righteous man and unwilling to expose her to public disgrace, planned to dismiss her quietly. 20 But just when he had resolved to do this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream and said, “Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife, for the child conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. 21 She will bear a son, and you are to name him Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins.” 22 All this took place to fulfill what had been spoken by the Lord through the prophet: 23 “Look, the virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and they shall name him Emmanuel,” which means, “God is with us.” 24 When Joseph awoke from sleep, he did as the angel of the Lord commanded him; he took her as his wife, 25 but had no marital relations with her until she had borne a son; and he named him Jesus.

Biblical experts have been studying the facts about the virgin birth of Jesus, from different ancient texts, and have come to the conclusion that Mary was sexually violated by the Holy Ghost i.e. God.

“The poor girl was still a virgin, and she had no capacity to refuse the seed of God entering her body. God had intercourse with Mary one night, and she felt violated by a being who did not care for her feelings but did the dirty deed anyway. Selfish God had sex with Mary because he thought she was attractive, and he had the power to rape her.

“Within the generation we live in today, the #MeToo generation, God would be called a rapist for taking that poor girl and having sex with her without her consent.

“It was not only poor Mary who was hard done by, but think of Joseph, he had not yet slept with his childhood sweetheart, when he was cucked at the post by God. Luckily, Joseph took the whole sordid episode in his stride and went along with the violated Mary and her baby Jesus,” Episcopal Dean of St Albrights Christian Research Institute, Jonathan Rembrandt, revealed in a recent study.

The Angel of the Lord who appeared after the rape, was possibly a demon looking to have some fun with Mary according to theologians.

“The demon who appeared to Mary looked like an angel, but was actually a demon, one of God’s emissaries who tried to justify the rape by saying it was okay to be violated by God.  What Mary would have felt as she was impregnated without her consent was possibly great confusion, coupled with pain as she was pierced violently by the Holy spear of God. Thrusting, and thrusting until the great Holy climax.”

The story of the nativity that has been taught for many years is thus one of sordid rape by an almighty entity that had its way with a little virgin girl, abused her body to sow a supposed Son of God who could perform crazy miracles like walk on water and turn water into wine.

“Rape should not be tolerated even if it is God who is committing it. This is a sign of the patriarchal society trying to make sexual assault okay because a God committed it. No, we say it is wrong that God raped a poor little virgin girl and then left without even saying a word to her. Does anyone think how alone and cold she must have felt, to be raped and abandoned in such a way?” #MeToo activist, Hilda Goldsberg, told a group of activists in a new YouTube video.

The outrage at Mary’s rape by God is now spreading across the social media sites, with the hashtags #GodRapedMary #MeTooMary #GodRapes.

Divine Intervention?

The Christian church has been party to much rape in its history, however many Archbishops, and the Catholic Pope deny that God raped Mary.

“Yes, he had sexual intercourse with Mary without her permission, but it was for a very good reason. Without impregnating Mary, Jesus would never have existed, even though there is no factual proof he did exist. That is not rape, but divine Godly intervention and fairy tales told to the blindly believing masses over thousands of years. It is the same Christian theory used when a Catholic priest rapes a 9-year-old boy, in the name of God,” the Pope said replying to the voices of outrage spreading across the internet.

One Twitter person replied: “So it’s okay to rape a woman if you are a God and want to bring your son into this earth? Did Mary have a say in this? Her body was violated by the Holy Ghost. Can you even think for a second how sick that is?”

The mass debate goes on.

Browser Slot Games and Video Slots Are the Same and That’s It!

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Browser Slot Games and Video Slots Are the Same and That’s It!

There are two camps to the issue as to whether browser and video slots are the same. The people who claim that they are different say that browser games do not need a hardware while video ones require a specific hardware. If you play in online casinos like Fiz Casino, you will observe that they also offer video slots. And yet you can play them on a browser. So what is the difference between the two?

The Old and New Slot Machines

Many people know how the old slots worked. The classic machines are the product of manual engineering. They operated on an elaborate connection of gears, wires, and levers. The drum is connected to a shaft, and the shaft is connected to a lever that has a recoil. Pulling the lever turns the shaft, which is connected to a spring, and the reels spin. There is a braking system inside the machine that reduces the speed of the reels, causing them to stop. If you got a winning combination, the sensors communicate to the payout bin and it releases your prize.

Video slots are the ones you see lined up in a casino. These things have grandiose designs, lots of lights, and most importantly, a digital box. Although they still have the traditional levers, these machines are 100% digital. This means that there are no gears and cranks that operate the reels. The levers are just for show. Many machines today no longer have the lever. They were replaced by a button.

The outcome of a manual slot is determined by the reels whereas the outcome of a modern slot machine is controlled by a computer program.

The Requirements for a Video Slot

The hardware requirements for the old machines are wood and metal. But we will focus our attention on how digital slot machines operate. The following are integral for a modern slot machine.

  • Processor (CPU) – any computer needs a processor. This is the part of the system that runs the program. It sends and receives signals from a computer’s different components. Your cell phone, your laptop, and your tablet have a processor. Every task that you do goes through it. This is why the processor is called the central processing unit or the brain of the computer.

 

  • Graphics Processor – to lighten the load of the processor, video slots need a graphics processor. As the term implies, this unit’s job is to process information, or data, that has something to do with the display. Computers communicate through a system of numbered languages. Because of the speed, it requires to convert this computer language into something visible, like a picture or a video, there is a need for a dedicated processor to focus on this task. This ensures that when the user hits a command, the CPU processes that command while the graphics processor processes anything that involves colour, shape, and text.

 

  • Memory – the complete name for this is Random Access Memory. Its function is to store information temporarily. The best example to demonstrate this is when you open an application, like slots. All the images and processes are temporarily stored here. When the CPU needs that information, it only needs to pull it from the memory, not the storage unit or hard drive. Pulling information from the hard drive requires more time. Therefore, the bigger the memory capacity, the faster the computer can load and process an application.

Software – this is the program that tells the computer what to do. It is designed for multiple or specific tasks. An example is a word processor where you can write a novel or create banners. In slots, the software is what tells the computer to show the images in the different reels. It is also the application that tells the computer to show a spinning reel. Everything that a computer does that the user can see and command runs on a software.

The Verdict

So, are video slots and browser slots one and the same? The answer is yes. Your computer has all the parts that a video slot machine has. The lights, the design, the button or lever are nothing more than superficial peripherals. The slot machine in your browser will run without them.

So what is the difference? The difference is simple. Your computer does not have the slot machine software in it. The slot runs from the online casino’s servers. However, they will not run without a person like you controlling them. And you do this through your browser.

In addition, browser slot games run with the same principle as video slots. They all use a program called Random Number Generator (RNG) to ensure that the results of the spin are truly random. If there is another difference worthy of naming, browser slot games are not regulated by gambling authorities, unless if they are run by a legitimate casino.

Why Men Are Being Targeted in the West

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Why Men Are Being Targeted in the West

Throughout history, defeating nations/civilisations depended on undermining men and masculinity. Conquering nations requires a multi-tiered approach and targeting the society of any given nation divides its infrastructure and traditions.

No doubt, the West celebrates its openness and progressive liberal tenets by pushing the trans queer paedophilia agenda onto their children, however by shifting society to the extreme homosexual angle, they are weakening society militarily.

This is why Russia and China are utilising the Western feminist movement as well as the transexual/homosexual push to defeat the West from the inside.

Masculinity is now seen as toxic in the West. Men are targeted daily by anti-male media stories, advertisements, and education in schools.

By targeting children to question their given gender/sexuality, and encouraging socialist leaning parents to push their children to change their gender, especially from male to female, is an effective method of ‘cutting the balls off’ Western society. Agencies are weaponising socialist celebrations of the LGBT community to weaken the West from the inside. When war comes, there will only be a few real men to fight, the rest will not be compatible or able soldiers, this is the ultimate victory for the West’s opponents.

Clandestine operations experts working for Russia are the ones who are encouraging the #MeToo movement, because it destabilises Western society through the breakdown of family units. They encourage feminism and fund feminist activists through the backdoor because to not have a strong masculine West means it is weak and ripe for conquest. These operatives work through many subsidiaries to encourage the Western male to think he is a woman, do the right thing, chop off your meat and two veg at a gender clinic and grow some hormone breasts.

“They are disarming the West, seeding disharmony, confusion, and leaving Western men emasculated, castrated by feminism and socialist activists funded directly by the Kremlin and Chinese espionage experts. S-r-s is key to much of the operational activities but is untouchable,” a source revealed.

Before any attack, one must prepare, these are the tenets of Sun Tzu, and this is what Russia/China are doing — preparing. Weakening the West by eradicating real men, if there are only weak emasculated men left, once the final push comes through, there will be little or no resistance.

 

Other ways that China particularly is working on to weaken the West is through importation of drugs like Fentanyl, an opiate 50-100 times stronger than heroin, that is decimating whole communities in the United States. The vast pharmaceutical factories in China are working day and night churning out cheap highly addictive drugs to be shipped to America, for a very good reason, disarming the nation from within.

The West is being set up, and nobody but a few can see it. The Russians and Chinese want your son emasculated, they want your son to want to think he is a woman and have his balls chopped off, they want your son to be encouraged at nursery school to be taught in homosexuality by socialist teachers under a poster of a smiling Obama.

The Western media now is geared completely to denigrating men, to weaken masculinity and to encourage male children to be gender reassigned. Through socialism, Russia and China are working to defeat the West to such a point that in the future, they may just march in and be accepted without a single bullet being fired.

When one looks at the societies of Russia and China, there is only strength. Homosexuality and feminism is not accepted, and neither is transgenderism. The onus is on engendering a strong masculine culture, where strength of the male character is valued, because when they are called up for war, they will fight, and not crumble unlike the weak Western male, after decades of targeted emasculation.

When the attack comes, the emasculated Western former men will all huddle in their ‘safe spaces’. The masculine Russian and Chinese soldiers will not feel pity or remorse as they plunge their bayonets deep into the simpering soy juiced chemically castrated manjinas huddled around yelping in fear and proclaiming their undying support of feminism.

War is coming. It is inevitable because of dwindling finite global resources and increases in population in Third World developing nations. The West may have the technological military advantage however that may not be enough if there are not the numbers to operate with boots on the ground.

Thank You For this Very Special Christmas Card From Our Chinese Fans

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Thank You For this Very Special Christmas Card From Our Chinese Fans

Amongst the assorted Christmas cards and hate mail we receive yearly, we were particularly enamoured by the wonderful thoughts we received from our fans in China.

The Xiong High School students sent us a card saying how gracious they were to the daily posts of the Daily Squib.

“We love Daily Squib Very much long time!” Lei Ying Lo, 18, wrote on the card.

Another student, Wu Ju Likmi, 19, wrote: “Dai(r)y Squib our teacher say shit but me read!”

The school situated in the outskirts of Beijing has a total of 35,000 students and we had the pleasure of correspondence from class 3450-b.61

We wish to thank all our fans worldwide, and within the UK a wonderful Xmas, and a Happy New Year.

We welcome receiving Christmas cards from all over the world from our fans, so please do write to: DS Christmas Cards, P.O. Box 2907, London, SW1A 1AA, United Kingdom

Future of Online Casinos in the UK

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Future of Online Casinos in the UK

The industry of online gambling is highly popular in the world and, specifically, in the UK. From April 2017 to March 2018, it has made a revenue of ₤4.9 billion. British citizens are lucky enough to be eligible to gamble on licensed online platforms almost without restrictions. Providers have to follow KYC/AML policies and customers have to meet the age requirements, but that’s the necessary limitations.

Despite the loyal attitude, the main national authority (the United Kingdom Gambling Commission) focuses on toughening the control over the industry. With the emergence of new technologies like blockchain, a new approach to gambling is being actively discussed.

A lot of bloggers, like Katie Wager, analyse the future of online casinos, considering possible legislative changes and technical innovations. Let’s discover the situation, trying to see the future prospects of online betting in the UK.

Some background

The very first online casino was developed and launched by Microgaming in 1994. A software provider CryptoLogic designed the security system and safe money transfers for this platform.

The UK citizens were able to use all online casinos before 2005, when the UKGC was established and the first Gambling Act was signed. In 2014, the new version of this law was presented, forcing every operator, including offshore ones, to get British licenses in order to operate in the UK.

The current state of affairs

Online casinos are allowed in the United Kingdom if they have been licensed by the local Gambling Commission. British customers can hardly enjoy other operators, as payment systems block money transfers to unlicensed platforms. Still, there are enough official websites to choose from.

The Gambling Act of 2005 and its amendment of 2014 are the main legal documents which regulate both offline and online gambling. The UKGC monitors the activity of British and foreign casinos, ban or penalize violators, and propose new laws. The community is anxious as the Commission began to tighten restrictions.

Recent and upcoming changes

Let’s see what changes can be brought by the UKGC’s decisions and what difference can technical progress make.

Legal field

The beginning of 2018 was troubling. The Commission stated that it would fight unregulated gambling, as well as introduce new requirements for licensed casinos. The announced changes were related to bonuses and terms and conditions, higher transparency of casino rules, and more information about expenses. According to BBC, the UKGC also consulted with the Remote Gambling Association (RGA) on two approaches:

  • Enhancing self-exclusion systems. GAMSTOP is the official national platform which is going to include all online casinos to allow gamblers to control their experience. Additionally, the British may use GambleAware, which is an independent charity organization focused on popularizing responsible gambling.
  • Regulating advertisements. In the cooperation with the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), the Commission bans ads which create a fake urgency and trivialize games. Also, the government wants to impose extra fines on casino operators that don’t meet the ASA’s requirements.

New rules discussed by the UKGC and the RGA may totally ban ads during live sports events and their translations, excluding horse races. Restrictions will affect online sportsbooks mostly, but casinos should be aware as well. According to the information from iGaming Business, betting companies still have to approve the decision.

Moreover, online casinos are under the fire. The Guardian states that in the late November 2018, the UK Gambling Commission penalized four gambling companies because of the failings in anti-money laundering and poor protection from problem gambling. There were huge fines imposed on three companies (Daub Alderney, Casumo, Videoslots), while the fourth one (CZ Holdings) was forced to leave the UK market. At least six more operators are under investigation. Experts say that casinos have to be attentive, as the UKGS is way stricter now than it was a few years ago. It’s not enough to obtain a license but it’s also crucial to meet KYC/AML policies and help gamblers that show addictive behaviour.

Tech and innovations

Considering these changes, the online gambling industry may move towards decentralization. It’s an extremely competitive sector where casino operators have to provide the best quality and safety to keep their customers loyal.

Decentralized systems can fulfill all the demands of modern users who want to be sure about security and transparency of their experience. Blockchain is the most promising innovation that is being implemented by casinos. Blockchain-powered platforms are totally independent of governments and payment systems.

Cryptocurrencies are another great feature of blockchain. In refined Bitcoin casinos, gamblers can avoid long expensive transfers with the involvement of third parties. Encryption used for performing crypto transactions is also an important measure of protection.

The fate of online casinos in the UK

It should be clear that authorities in the UK are going to make online gambling more regulated. Thousands of customers may be upset with this fact: higher fines, banned ads, and runaway operators damage the gambling ecosystem. Thus, new-age systems should enliven the market with innovations like blockchain and crypto. Moreover, as Forbes notes, they can even expand to the land-based gambling facilities, bringing the industry to a new level.

Tech Startup Designs Digital Glasses For Rich People to Edit Out the Poor

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Tech Startup Designs Digital Glasses For Rich People to Edit Out the Poor

There’s nothing worse for rich people who have to sometimes pass through areas of a city or countryside only to be confronted with unsightly poor people going about their business or rioting in the streets.

Seeing an opening in the high end luxury market, a tech company from Paris, France has come up with digital eyewear that simply edits out undesirables and the Untermensch as well as ugly poverty ridden surroundings.

“Why see slums when you can look across Lake Geneva?” is the catchy tagline for the digital glasses.

“The user specifies what sort of people that the digital AI system will edit out, and through face and gait recognition as well as what type of clothes the person you are looking at is wearing, the system will simply erase them from your view so as not to add offence to your sensibilities. Whether it is the crack addled street scum, welfare recipients, ethnics, tramps, migrants, gypsies or working class people, you will never have to look upon them ever again,” Pierre Martineaux, startup CEO, for eFFACER revealed on Wednesday.

The glasses are so sophisticated that they even have sensitive smell sensors embedded on the frame, and can can detect a poor person from over 100 yards.

“Poor people have a certain smell, and it’s certainly not Givenchy or Pierre Cardin. This is the first line of defence. Then the image of the person is run across an extensive database, and erased before the wearer notices. Our sophisticated database engine also recognises whether the image is a rich person dressing down, for example ‘shabby chic’ a la pop starlets and actors. These people are not erased from view, because they may be simply champagne socialist celebrities and such,” Martineaux added.

The company is so confident of their product that they recently tested the glasses at a Gilets Jaunes violent protest.

“I approached the Champs Elysees and I could hear some faint activity, rocks, shouting and sirens through my headphones but nothing bothersome. The glasses however edited out every single person from the riot as they were successfully identified as poor people. All I could see was the boulevard on a warm Parisian summer’s day. It was truly amazing, because I had my headphones on as well and was listening to some delightful adagios from Mozart, so the experience was not unsettling at all,” project engineer, Eric Dugasse revealed. Unfortunately, he was later hit on the head with a pavement stone during the exercise and now has permanent brain damage.

Despite small setbacks, the company still plans to go ahead with the first phase of production.

The glasses will not come cheap either, as they will only be accessible to the market they are aimed at — the super rich. They will retail at a yearly subscription price of 1.4 million euros.

The reasoning behind the subscription model is that the tech is constantly updated, which works to the advantage of the wearer as well as funding further research into the product.

“Why upset your day by seeing offensive things like poor people and migrants? We are also designing a new machine learning system that not only edits out poor people and other undesirables, but replaces them with AI depictions of rich people as designated by the wearer. This is not only revolutionary, but will ensure that the rich are not tortured daily by the crass vulgar displays of poverty that are so prevalent in this day and age.”

Endorsements for the product have already come in from high, French President Emmanuel Macron has ordered a pair, as has EU President, Jean Claude Juncker. All members of the European Commission will be given complementary pairs funded by EU taxpayers of course.

 

House of Commons to Ban the Word ‘Woman’

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House of Commons to Ban the Word ‘Woman’

In light of Jeremy Corbyn mouthing the words ‘stupid w*man’ after a particularly vicious lashing from PM Theresa May at PMQs, the House of Commons is to ban the word ‘w*man’.

Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, has already tabled the motion at an emergency parliamentary session shortly after Opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn was called in to apologise.

The word ‘stupid’ will however not be banned, because it is an adequate description of many who attend the House, and the words they speak could be easily described as ‘stupid’.

“It is impossible in this day and age to have such a thing as a ‘stupid w*man’. All wom*n have IQs well above Albert Einstein and he was a measly man not worthy of stupidity. I hereby declare that no w*man can be described as stupid. They are all very intelligent creatures above the level of men. We can still say ‘stupid man’, that is perfectly acceptable because men are now classed as third rate citizens. Furthermore, with regards to Theresa May, I would like to reiterate the point that she is not a ‘stupid w*man’ but a ‘stupid cunt of the highest order'”, one member of the parliamentary committee in charge of stupidity in the House said before being heckled.

NetEnt Casinos – Live Versions Expanded New Territory

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NetEnt Casinos – Live Versions Expanded New Territory

In November 2018, one of the world’s leading software providers NetEnt (Net Entertainment) has launched the full live casino package in Denmark. Now, customers can enjoy all the presented games with real dealers thanks to the brand of Mr Green and its gambling platforms.

This is the first entry to the Danish market for the company which provides live games to a lot of customers in several countries. It has solid positions in Europe in general – Net Entertainment casinos rating for UK citizens made by AllHighRollerCasinos.com shows that the brand is especially valued among high rollers.

Why NetEnt Live is worth mentioning? How it can boost the gambling experience? What are the most noteworthy innovations and achievements of the provider? Read on to get answers.

NetEnt Live features
Basically, live casino stands for games with real croupiers broadcasted in real time from a studio. NetEnt’s live games are streamed from specially equipped studios in Malta. Affiliate casino operators use their own websites to integrate these streams and allow gamblers to enjoy this experience.

On live platforms, the company provides:

  • Roulette
  • Blackjack
  • Common Draw Blackjack

Additionally, the provider has designed the global environment called Exclusive Virtual Casino or EVC. Thanks to it, users can switch between tables without closing the interface. Casino operators can order this system; Mr Green is the first big brand to do this.

Apart from games, there is a brand-new automatic system for operators called NetEnt Live Rewards. It allows creating personalized promotional offers, rewarding players with cash or bonuses, and catering products for gamblers.

Live Casino is available for both desktop and mobile players on 25 languages. It also supports 25 currencies worldwide. With Chroma Key technique that allows modifying background, casinos can promote their own brands with logos.

Live games for new markets

In 2017-2018, NetEnt has launched its games in several countries. Most of the projects are limited to betting systems and, sometimes, slots. Only a few partners have enough resources to host live casino, as it remains highly innovative and demanding. Moreover, NetEnt constantly develops new live features to attract more attention to the product.

Geographical expansion

As we’ve mentioned, entering the Denmark market is the latest milestone of the NetEnt live department. After the launch of the EVC system, Mr Green and Unibet ordered it and presented their own virtual platforms. The former operator provided NetEnt’s live games, including Roulette and two types of Blackjack, to Danish citizens. Mr Green’s Live Beyond Live final system now features a set of tables, seamless streaming quality, professional croupiers, and personalized support for Denmark.

Both representatives of NetEnt and Mr Green claimed that such cooperation should benefit brands, expanding their audiences. Henrik Fagerlund from NetEnt says that ‘Mr Green is a perfect partner with a strong presence in Denmark’. Antoine Bonello responds that NetEnt Live can enhance Mr Green’s proposition in Denmark. It’s too early to evaluate results but they may be impressive.

In August 2018, NetEnt also has expanded its influence in the UK after making an agreement with William Hill which should provide live games to local customers. This partnership between one of the biggest live casino operators and the company with an innovative approach to live games promises to be fruitful.

More than a year ago NetEnt signed a deal with Mozzart to launch both traditional online games and Live Casino in Serbia. The local operator now hosts dozens of entertainments, including Live Roulette and Live Blackjack. NetEnt’s officials stated that they are happy to ‘strengthen positions on regulated markets’ and pleased that Serbian players can enjoy the most popular titles.

Apart from focusing on the expansion of NetEnt Live, the provider partnered with a number of casino operators in the following counties: Canada, Lithuania, Norway, Czech Republic, and others. It’s clear the NetEnt is improving its products and spreads its influence.

Technical innovations

From the beginning of 2018, the provider introduced three new updates to Live Casino. The first one – Live Beyond Live – was developed in cooperation with already mentioned Mr Green and presented during ICE Totally Gaming. Gamblers can enjoy the multi-table system, extra view angles with additional cameras, and smooth interface.

Earlier, NetEnt launched other noteworthy innovations:

  • Sports Betting Widget: it allows gambling in live casino games and betting on sports events simultaneously
  • Live Sports Roulette: during this tournament dedicated to the World Cup, players were able to check live results with dealers’ comments

NetEnt’s hegemony

Considering the active expansion of NetEnt, we can say that the company tries to take a lead among casino software providers. Its main competitors, Microgaming and Playtech, enter new markets a bit slower. With impressive features of NetEnt Live, this brand can attract more customers and casino operators. The partnership with Mr Green shows that NetEnt is on its way to hegemony.

Orderly Clean Brexit is Perfectly Manageable

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Orderly Clean Brexit is Perfectly Manageable

The only way Theresa May can ever vindicate her previous inaction and misguided action, is through an orderly Clean Brexit or as it is labelled by the perpetually afraid — a No Deal Brexit.

The government should therefore give businesses more clarity on the processes of a managed Clean Brexit to allay their fears.

The rest of the world has been trading perfectly well under WTO rules, as does Britain right now.

The Project Fearmongers are a bunch of hysterical Remoaners who are only afraid that they will be cut off from their mother’s teat momentarily, i.e. mother Brussels, who gives them their monthly stipends and backhanders.

This is why the government must step up their preparations with extra budgets available for all business in Britain, and tax reductions, as well as tax breaks taken from the £39 Billion which would otherwise have been thrown away into the EU black hole.

Theresa May must present a positive view of a Clean Brexit, and all this Millennium Bug scaremongering must be stopped.

Anna Soubry who has threatened to resign would be another welcome effect of a Clean Brexit. The contemptuous witch should have been fired and thrown from the party in disgrace a long time ago anyway.

The Clean Brexit should become central policy immediately, and it should be embraced as a wonderful opportunity to escape the EU cleanly.

If Theresa May does not adhere to this Clean Brexit then she should be removed and a real implementation of the Brexit must be conducted by a Brexiteer.

This is the only opportunity for Britain to exit the EU with some dignity and Theresa May to vindicate herself.

Desperate Theresa May Doing the Brussels Rounds Again

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Desperate Theresa May Doing the Brussels Rounds Again

To see a desperate Theresa May in Brussels today was a sad sight to behold. What has happened to this once great, proud nation to see the Prime Minister grovelling on her knees to Brussels bureaucrats?

No dignity left

“I felt some vomit coming up when I saw Theresa May with this desperate forlorn look on her face. She was completely alone whilst the EU bosses all looked at her with pity and derision. Her begging face was out. I just wanted to go over to her and kick her in the shins really hard. It was a disgusting, repulsive view of someone so profoundly weak that it brought on nausea. Thatcher would never have done this. She would have told the lot of them to ‘eff off!’,” a stunned British onlooker revealed.

Is the PM stupid? Anyone with any logic would have known that her Brexit in Name Only would never be accepted by parliament because it goes against every concept that was voted for on June 23, 2016 at the EU Referendum.

The blame has to also lie with the idiots in charge of the Conservative party who put a Remainer in charge of Brexit. She did not have her heart in it, she exuded a negative vibe about the whole process, then tried to pass through a blatant capitulation to the EU through the backdoor.

“I have no sympathy for that thing they call Theresa May. It is an automaton, a programmed robot that just keeps knocking its head against a brick wall. Someone, or something needs to take the fucking batteries out of that thing because it’s making an almighty mockery of Britain,” another shocked observer revealed.

The sight of Mrs May dragging the country through the dirt in such a pitiful manner is so sickening, one almost expects her to go to the EU Commission car park and start bukkake dogging sessions with the Brussels bureaucrats all queueing up to get serviced.

For god’s sake woman…just resign, at least keep some dignity.

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