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How Casino Games have Evolved on Gaming Consoles

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Gaming consoles have been at the core of the thriving gaming industry. They are a perfect example of how modern technology has influenced the casino industry. There are fantastic games available for gaming consoles from Red Dead Redemption, Casino Nights game, Prominence Poker, Pure Hold’em, to mention a few.

It’s now possible for players to easily access their favourite games on platforms such as NetBet from their browsers or even mobile devices. If you are an avid console gamer, it’s always good to look back in history to understand how far this technology has come.

Whether you love playing on the latest PlayStation 4 Pro, Xbox One X, the nifty Nintendo Switch or any other gaming console, this post explores how it all came to be.

The Beginnings

To appreciate how far casino games on console have come, you have to look back at first home video game console. This honour goes to Magnavox Odyssey released in 1972 by Magnavox. Magnavox Odyssey was a crossover between the new and old and was the trendsetter.

The first generation video game consoles also included other early releases such as the Color TV-Game series, the Atari Home Pong and the Coleco Telstar series.

The 1980s Video Gaming Era

The 1980s were a great period in the growth of casino technology. One of the most significant innovations was the Fruit Machine by Amsoft launched in 1984. It was part of a package when buying the 8-bit Amstrad CPC464. It was compelling even though players couldn’t win real money.

Another notable development was the Fruit Machine Simulator created by Code masters and launched in 1988. The simple machine released on 8-bit home computers had better visuals and improved games.

The same developers gave the gaming world the Monte Carlo Casino in 1989. It was a shift from the slot machine-only concept and had multiple games from slots, blackjack, Roulette, Poker and craps.

The 90s and the Age of the Internet

The 90s saw a revolution in gaming with more software and hardware hitting the market. The Lynx handheld device is hailed as a precursor of casino video games, and it featured a colour LCD display. At this time, the Nintendo’s Game Boy released in 1992 had set the standards in game consoles.

Lynx Casino was an amazing simulator allowing players to try their hand in blackjack, craps, roulette, slot machines, and video poker. However, there was still no use of real money. Nintendo was heavily active and in 1993, the gaming developer launched Vegas Stakes,which recreated the casino atmosphere.

Other game titles such as Donkey Kong 64 (Nintendo 64), Sonic the Hedgehog2 by SEGA Mega Drive, Super Mario Bros 2 by NES, featured casino games. They showed the popularity of the casino-based game and spurred more creative games.

The arrival of the internet has upped the game and increased access to games. Today, there are over 2.2 billion mobile gamers.

Casino games are now readily available on the best consoles in the market.

Today, there are all types of casino games from console from video poker, themed slot games, live blackjack, to Classic Shoot ‘Em Up Games and many others.

Love casino games? You can now play fantastic titles on your game console. This guarantees a fascinating gaming experience but the journey to get here goes way back. Casino games have taken time to claim their rightful place on gaming console ecosystem finally.

The AdForum PHNX Tribute

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These are trying times at the moment for many industries, including the creative, with pandemic virus lockdown’s and furloughing, however, there is a solution — PHNX.

Over the past 20 years AdForum has existed to celebrate advertising creativity. One of its founding pillars is its partnership with agencies and awards shows around the world. It acts as both as a promoter of talent and an archive for creative excellence.

Despite the current crisis, we believe that our industry still needs to celebrate creativity, and that as a symbol of resilience and respect for our community, the best work of the last 12 months deserves to be seen and recognized.

This is why we’ve launched the AdForum PHNX: a one-off, entirely free-to-enter online celebration. Entries open on May 18 and the jury will vote from June 12 to 26. Winners will be announced and honoured on July 9 in an online event.

If you wish to lend you support as an entrant, a sponsor, a juror, or just by spreading the word, please see the site here: https://www.adforum.com/torch/phoenix-2020

We are asking agencies, freelancers, brands and production companies to enter their best work into a carefully distilled selection of categories. A top-notch jury of creative leaders, experts and opinion formers will vote on the entries in a spirit of unity and generosity.

Our aim is to try to lift the spirits of the industry and put creativity back in the spotlight – where it belongs.

November Will be a Very Important Month For Globalist Overlords

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Trump Jnr., Eric, does have a point, and his estimation that the coronavirus will suddenly, and magically disappear after the November elections when the democrats hope to win, and Brexit is halted in the United Kingdom, could seriously come into fruition.

The controllers do have a vested interest in Trump losing the November election, especially as the Teflon Don can no longer hold his vastly popular rallies to thousands of his supporters due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Eric Trump, and other Trumpers know that the democrats are hoping for The Don to falter and lose the election in November because he will be denied his voice to the people.

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Democrat presidential candidate, Joe Biden eats his dinner

Biden, who is gaff prone, and showing signs of serious dementia, is being kept away from the press as much as possible by the democrats, simply because he cannot string a coherent sentence together at the best of times, and is a gibbering mumbling creepy senile idiot who loves nothing better than to French kiss his own granddaughter.

“We can win the November election by heavily scripting Biden, pumping him with heavy doses of his meds, and keeping him away from any speech or interview,” a democrat party insider revealed, Sunday.

When Donald Trump loses the election in November, as the democrats and communists hope, the coronavirus will suddenly disappear from the media, and according to the heavily socialist controlled media houses, will have served its purpose.

“It will be mission accomplished. Coronavirus? What coronavirus? A Trump loss will mean all of that COVID-19 stuff will suddenly disappear, and you will never hear about it from our lips ever again. It has done its job, Trump got fucked, the economy got ruined, and we won,” the democrat party insider added.

Brexit perma-extension

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Corruptio optimi pessima

As for the Brits, November will be an important month because it is the deadline for a trade deal with the EU, and Brexit happening, or as the globalist controllers hope, due to the coronavirus a long extension will be granted costing the UK £400 Billion a month or some other ridiculous amount.

Naturally, if the extension is granted, and Britain continues to stay under EU rule, the coronavirus will suddenly disappear, and everything will be on track for Brexit to be completely rescinded.

Our globalist overlords are thus counting on November, for the end of Trump, the end of Brexit, and for China to be welcomed back into the fold to fuck the West in the ass further, and to install global communism as modelled by the darling of the WHO, and UN — China.

Prepare for the end of Trump, the end of Brexit, and Chinese communism taking over the West as well as coronavirus magically disappearing after the very crucial month of November.

The Chinese Virus, Cui Bono?

Remembering the Days Before the Chinese Virus

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Those days gone by, the times you remember of the past, how things used to be, how life has changed since those days.

We get the same sense of remembrance of the relatively innocent days before the internet, when if you wanted to find something out you needed to look in a book, and when everything was not so immediate. When everyone was not being tracked and watched, when life was a bit slower and not so cluttered with urgency.

We remember the days before the 911 World Trade Center attacks when Americans used to be slightly more jolly and welcoming, and their innocence of massive threats to their nation did not involve TSA agents practically groping each air traveller passing through a US airport, or going around carpet bombing half of the Middle East in search of some kind of redemption.

These days, we have the Chinese Virus, a concoction of social distancing, completely ruinous to economies, and homeschooling for most children. There is a sense of helplessness as the governments who are meant to know everything and supposedly solve any problem — are lost, floundering in the dark, trying to find a solution to something that has no solution. If they, in their entirety cannot find a solution, how is the regular citizen ever going to?

Crowds Enjoying Themselves At Outdoor Music Festival

We remember the days gone by, the football crowds singing in the terraces, the music concerts, the crowds of shoppers in all the malls, and the school children all congregating in their halls. The packed tourists, the foreign holidays, crowded pubs, the mere ability to go outside amongst other humans in any capacity now holds some sense of fear, simply because there is an unseen killer virus on the loose, and you can catch it from your best friend, your relatives, or a fork in a restaurant.

Humans are now stalked by this menacing unalive killer Chinese Virus, something that came from the Wuhan province in China, it is a ruthless murderer with no conscience or political ideology, it simply infects as many humans as it can, and it kills those who have the most abundance of the Ace2 protein.

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They say it is impossible for the current societal, economic structure to be in lockdown forever, and this is why unless humans change their whole technical structure for a future in which we have to live amongst this deadly pathogen, then simply springing up the old system once again will not work. The reason it will not work is, no cohesion, and as soon as the virus sees more human meat on the streets and in the shops, it will be chow down time once again. We will see another rise over the R0 and then exponential increase in deaths.

Humanity must embrace a different way, it must reduce the levels of consumerism, it must embrace new technological scientific technique, and through this technique, it may eventually overcome and circumnavigate disaster.

If humanity does not, and it continues its path with the old ways, then it will not have learned its lesson, and will eventually be decimated to a point of close destruction until it learns its lesson. Natural technique will not give up its fight for survival, and neither should the few humans who will be left, deny the temperament of living sustainably with nature in the future.

The digital will understand the biological fully but it will also realise and respect the power of the biological natural environment, and not decimate it as humanity has been doing for decades.

The key point humanity has to eventually learn is that unfettered breeding without control only brings misery, and hell upon earth. Hopefully, when the virus has completed its cycle; and the global population has been brought to a sustainable level, the humans left standing will finally get the message.

What Bitcoin Halving Could Mean for the Future

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The only way you’d be unfamiliar with Bitcoin by now is if you’ve been living under a rock. For over a decade now the revolutionary cryptocurrency has been making waves around the world, creating a buzz in nearly every field it comes close to. It only makes sense that people would develop a keen interest in something easy to work with, and very rewarding at the same time.

The one thing most people are excited about, and many others fear, is the volatility of bitcoin. And while we’re on the subject of that, we can’t go on without looking into the halving and what it could mean.

What Bitcoin Halving Is

The Bitcoin Revolution may have changed the world but that doesn’t mean that Bitcoin hasn’t had its ups and downs throughout the years. As a volatile currency, the price of bitcoin can change quite a bit in a short amount of time. While this can be seen as a bad thing by many fearing large price drops, it can also mean large price increases. This is where the halving comes into play.

While it may sound like the title of a low-budget horror movie, the halving is quite an important event when it comes to bitcoin. It means that the Bitcoin supply that enters the system shrinks suddenly, yet the demand for it stays the same. This can mean a potential increase in the price of Bitcoin which certainly merits a market response.

What It Could Mean for You

For those wondering why the halving is such an important event for people that work with Bitcoin, the answer is simple. They might end up with a lot more than they started. The halving might seem random but it’s quite a predictable event. It happens every four years, and with the time frames for it starting being quite well known, investing in Bitcoin before the event happens could mean some good things for your future.

Why Choose Using Bitcoin

As mentioned before Bitcoin has become as popular as it is for a lot of reasons but a few truly take the cake. Anonymity and transparency are usually the first things that come to mind when thinking of the benefits of using Bitcoin.

You don’t need to share any of your personal information when working with an e-wallet which is why so many have become instant fans of the currency. Furthermore, Bitcoin transactions are listed publicly for everyone to see while upholding said anonymity. This is especially helpful in preventing scams from happening.

Some of the other commonly talked about benefits of Bitcoin are the low transaction fees that usually come attached to using it, and the speed of payment processing. Still, Bitcoin isn’t without its faults.

Other than its volatile nature that makes some people wary, using Bitcoin does take some basic tech knowledge. While it’s not hard to learn how to work with Bitcoin, being tech-savvy certainly helps.

Slimy Slug Sadiq Khan Destroys Everything in his Path

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Never has there been a worse London Mayor, than the slimy slug Sadiq Khan, some kind of proto-Marxist profligate, useless and lazy piece of shit of the lowest order, a stain of the worst kind on the office of Mayor.

Here is someone who has reduced the once great City of London into a stab ridden blood infused kill zone, replete with Eastern European gangs on mopeds smashing up jewellery shops every few days, and gangs of feral animals stabbing innocent Londoners everywhere.

London’s transport system is an abject mess, a dirty, crime ridden revolving chainsaw of murder, where commuters are forced into carriages to inhale the coronavirus deep into their lungs, an airborne soup of death unseen by the naked eye.

Naturally Londoners are unhappy at seeing this once great city trashed by this vile slimy slug called Sadiq Khan, as he gurns on the telly with his irreverent communist sneer. As a slug destroys everything in your perfectly preened garden, so does the slimy slug-like creature of Sadiq Khan, destroy everything in his slimy path, a fuck-stain of inequity, unworthy of any form of redemption.

There is only one solution — salt, and plenty of it, to be poured over this fucking slug’s head, and to see it disappear into a gurgling mess of slime and shit.

Coronavirus Makes ‘No Deal Brexit’ Look Like Walk in the Park

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The amount of fear mongering by the anti-democratic Remoaners over the last few years has not abated, even during this much more serious coronavirus event that is being dubbed by the WHO as a perpetual virus that will never end.

All those fears about a No Deal Brexit are also completely unfounded, especially after what we have had to endure over the past couple of months. For a start, a No Deal Brexit will not involve an invisible viral killer possibly lurking in every crowded indoor space, and it can’t be expelled at 200 MPH from a sneeze coating everything within 25 feet with COVID-19 droplets.

At most, if there is a No Deal Brexit, or as we like to call it, a Proper Brexit, then there will no doubt be some initial disruption at the ports, but that will be it really. The major bonus points to a Proper Brexit is that, we do not have to listen to another EU directive, and we get our fishing channels back, and can spend the £39 Billion on what the hell we want. Immediately, Britain, despite its dire economic situation due to the coronavirus pandemic would feel a sense of relief as the vast payments to Brussels halt after 40 odd years of cash cow slavery.

If we can all endure months on end of coronavirus lockdown’s and other restrictions, it is almost certainly Brits can endure a few little bits of French tantrums and boycotts due tot a Proper Brexit.

Britain must endure, it must hold the line, and stick to the November exit date or all will be lost, and the insidious evil of the Remoaners will seep in to the collective narrative once again.

Let us move forward in a positive manner, and not take shit from the Brussels Mob who threaten the UK daily with their bully boy tactics. Fuck the EU, they laid the bed they lie in, and the time has come to show them what a good rosbif eating humility can be like in the face of adversity.

Britain does not need the EU any more, as we never really did, but now more than ever, the EU has shown its fractured sclerotic state none more so as during this coronavirus pandemic.

The EU is the ultimate failure, not only of its own member states which it effectively abandoned during the initial stages of the coronavirus, but it is a shameful global failure in trade as well, a protectionist racket that has been conclusively rumbled.

In global terms, the EU is now nothing more than a failing irrelevant soviet construct that never got off the ground in the first place.

#Obamagate: Obama For Prison

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In what is being called the biggest political crime of the century, Obamagate may make Watergate look like a kiddies day out at the seaside.

“What happens when you order British GCHQ goons to bug Trump Tower, then blame it on the Russians? The head of the GCHQ abruptly resigned three days after Trump’s inauguration. Shit, if Trump comes out with some solid evidence, Obama is going down so hard, it’ll be worse than getting a right hook knuckle sandwich from Michael,” a Capitol Hill commentator said on Thursday.

OBAMAGATE

Trump is now coming after Obama, and this time it’s serious.

Hillary Clinton could also be in the cross-hairs for her role in the acquisition of a former British MI6 agent to come up with a dossier alluding to Trump having piss parties in Moscow with a bunch of prostitutes, and allegations that Trump was videotaped in the act by FSB Kompromat agents.

Karma has a way of working its way round, and this time Obama, Clinton and their operatives in the various departments may have justice finally handed to them on the end of shitty stick.

Obama will probably enjoy dropping the soap in prison.

#FruitToo – Abused Fruit in Fruit Porn Advert Demand Justice For Fruit

A new fruit porn advert showing fruit getting fingered and squirting their juices all over the place has brought on the ire of the #FruitToo movement, as well as puritanical censors.

“I felt violated. The director said we were chosen out of thousands of pieces of fruit to star in a smoothie advert, but when we were brought into the studio, we were fingered, juiced, and some of us had smoothie juice ejaculated all over our faces,” a distraught raspberry revealed.

The bawdy fruit porn advert created by the saucy people at the London-based PLAY agency denied they did anything wrong, despite the director being spotted after the shoot with fruit juices dripping from his chin after chomping on some frightened strawberries.

Creatively speaking though, we feel this fruity stuff has been done before, by artist Stephanie Sarley.

Watch at your own peril.

 

Nanny State: People Need to Be Told How to Do Everything By the Government

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If you ever wondered how brainwashed and dumb most people are, just read the mainstream papers in the last few days. Surrounded by a nanny state, the masses are clueless sheeple with no form of individual thought between them.

It’s as if people need to be told how to do everything, where to go, how to walk, how to act, how to go to work, how not to go to work, and how to get some fucking common sense.

“This is what happens when the socialist nanny state has run rampant for the past few decades. The sheeple are so brainwashed they need the fucking government to tell them how to wash their socks, or pick their noses. If there is not a daily directive on the best way to wipe your arse, the sheeple wait with delirious delight, their ears pricked high for the announcement to come through the air ways,” one commentator revealed.

This reliance on the government to dictate everything to the masses, must hopefully one day be quashed, so that people can one day think for themselves.

Instead of the hive mind, how about a bit of individual thought?

Instead of all coming out of your doors clapping inanely like penguins when you are told to, how about refusing for one day, and sit on your sofa, say thank you quietly under your breath to the dancing NHS nurses and doctors, then get on with reading your book.

The level of brainwashing in the country can be seen every day, lemmings and their stupid questions to Ministers who hold their hand at every point.

It’s a fucking pandemic, get it? If you make yourself available to any sort of crowd you are in danger of catching the COVID-19 virus, and passing it on and on to the next person. That’s all you need to fucking know, not stupid things.

You should have been set up with your own proper mask in January. In Britain, people are thinking of getting them now in May.

Stop this nanny state shit, and people should be allowed to do what they can to survive. Leave the Ministers and PM alone for a second, they have enough on their plate anyway. Just leave them the fuck alone.

Grow up!

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