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Obama: “Why Trump Should Never Have Been President – I Got the Tapes”

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Obama: “Why Trump Should Never Have Been President – I Got the Tapes”

“I allegedly bugged Trump Tower while Trump was a candidate for election, and I have to tell ya, he doesn’t deserve to be president, not after what I heard,” former president, Barack Hussein revealed on Tuesday.

Will we ever get to hear those tapes, and if Obama recorded anything untoward, he should reveal the details.

“You call him the Teflon Don. I personally oversaw the bugs and FISA warrant wiretapping operation. The shit I heard, if it was publicised, would make him the Velcro Don!” Obama added.

Obamagate

No one has dared to actually question the legality of what Obama allegedly did by bugging Trump’s phones and home, but questions must one day be answered.

“You ever spent hours and days in a van parked outside Trump Towers? The van smelled of stale coffee, farts, burritos and feet. We could hear a pin drop in his place, and when he sometimes farted near the bugging devices, we thought someone had let off a grenade. All I will tell ya, is that Melania obeys Donald like an Eastern European slave woman. Like he tells her to sit on the floor, twirl on her head then whoop like a dog, and she does it without question. Wish I could do the same with Michael. Then Trump would throw her twenty dollars and tell her to buy a cone. I can’t speak Russian, but we got some serious stuff.”

It seems, despite the threats going back and forth, president Trump is somewhat caught in the headlights and is not acting against his old foe in the face of these spurious claims.

Coronavirus Pandemic: Many Businesses Speed Up AI Automation

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Coronavirus Pandemic: Many Businesses Speed Up AI Automation

Just as the global coronavirus pandemic coincided with the global roll out of 5G technology, and the masts were being put up during the lockdown, so too are many businesses thinking about a world with less employees. Companies are now attempting to automate most of their operations with AI systems.

The ONS estimates that 1.5 million jobs will be automated within the next few years, and with the coronavirus pandemic, things are speeding up for companies to develop better and faster technical systems to replace human employees. Robots will replace 20 million factory jobs by 2030.

 

The ONS has analysed the jobs of 20 million people1 in England in 2017, and has found that 7.4% are at high risk of automation.

Automation involves replacing tasks currently done by workers with technology, which could include computer programs, algorithms, or even robots.

Women, young people, and those who work part-time are most likely to work in roles that are at high risk of automation. SOURCE

Businesses like Uber, were actually modelled on robotic autonomous vehicles, therefore, losing their human drivers will only bring the company back to their initial vision.

“Humans are now very much a liability, they can get sick, they need to be paid, they need holidays, they need tribunals and rights. With automation, we just let the technical system run and it can go for days with minimal assistance and minimal cost to us,” one employer revealed.

ROBOTICS

The most at risk jobs of automation are listed as those who work in factories, manufacturing, hospitality business, drivers, telemarketing, bookkeeping clerks, clerical, accountants, compensation and benefits managers, receptionists, couriers, proofreaders, computer support specialists, market research analysts, advertising salespeople, retail salespeople — these are some amongst an exhaustive list.

“Now is the time that many businesses are taking advantage of the situation with coronavirus to take away many of the human jobs and automate their systems almost fully. It is the perfect opportunity to integrate AI systems, and robotics to streamline services for the everyday consumer, and increase productivity,” Neil Foreman, a CEO of a marketing company revealed.

So, what happens to the people that lose their jobs after being replaced by automated systems or robots?

In every process of change people adapt to the situation, as did happen in the 19th century Industrial Revolution. The factories put many traditional rural jobs out of commission and made them redundant, but where people lost their jobs, they gained by doing other types of work, so everything is interchangeable in the long-term process of technique.

Vulgar Harry and Meghan LA Mansion 15 Times the Size of Frogmore Cottage

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Vulgar Harry and Meghan LA Mansion 15 Times the Size of Frogmore Cottage

The vulgar monstrosity that Harry and Meghan are staying in Los Angeles is 15 times the size of their English cottage Frogmore, plus 10 times the size of Will’s and Kate’s place but with zero style or class.

Vulgar crass classless

Harry and Meghan are currently scrounging off some low-level token black Hollywood producer Christian fanatic, and the 24 rooms are replete with vulgar furnishings that some pimp from Atlanta would have a hard time dealing with.

“It’s like a pimp palace, fake gold furnishings fake chandeliers and typical hip hop vulgar furniture. You know like you get from some debt ridden rapper on MTV cribs,” a real estate agent revealed.

Security Nightmare

The property is not only a vulgar turd hole, it is a security nightmare. Backing away from the pool, is a mountainous area where any clued-up terrorist, tabloid photographer or lone sniper could hide out for days without being spotted.

HARRY AND MEGHAN HOLLYWOOD MANSION SECURITY NIGHTMARE

Security expert, Don Goldman, saw a picture of the property and was astounded that someone like Harry, who has royal Windsor blood running through his veins, would agree to be exposed to such a spot.

“The mountainside can hide platoons of paparazzi and terrorists at the same time. Snipers would have a field day, or why not someone with a bazooka? The only place that is guarded is the front of the house and the gate. They are also paying for two security officers, probably just armed with a pistol. It has been reported these security officers are just used to run errands for the couple, sent to get Starbucks all day.”

Carbon footprint

The supposed virtue signalling eco-couple better not preach about the ice caps melting any time soon after living in this monstrous vast carbon shedding fuck hole.

Chinese Virus Did Not Come From China Says Furious Chinese Leader

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Chinese Virus Did Not Come From China Says Furious Chinese Leader

Fat headed Chinese communist President Xi Jinping has furiously denied that the Chinese Virus, Covid-19 came from China in a 30-page, 11,000-word document sent to the US, on Saturday.

The coronavirus which came from Wuhan, China in October 2019 and was suppressed by orders of Xi Jinping according to him did not originate from China.

“The vilus came from da USA or maybe Mars, or Pluto. Arr the doctors and journarists who I ordered to be disappealed cannot testify to this rie that it came from China. All these people ale in mass graves in Wuhan with the hundleds of thousands of others — oops! I feal I have said too much, and I wirr have myself arrested for revearing too much!” the confused shit head president Jinping said jumping around like a jackass.

Some in the Chinese Communist Party fear their commie leader Xi Jinping has lost his little fucking mind, but in fear for their lives from the mad brutal tyrant are keeping schtum.

“He has a big fucking fat head, but a tiny little brain in there,” one Politburo member said before being whisked away to be disappeared.

Just to reiterate the point — the Chinese virus did not come from China..

Bible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not Swim

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Bible Historians Uncover Scripture Revealing That Jesus Could Not Swim

Found in a dusty forgotten corner of Jerusalem, bible historians and archaeologists have recovered parchment papers revealing the incredible discovery that Jesus Christ of Nazereth, otherwise known as the Messiah could not swim — but he could walk on water, amongst his many miracles.

Professor of Theology at Arkansas University, Brad Furlong, discovered the parchment which dates back to the first century AD.

“The parchment was part of the New Testament and it was signed by the apostle St. Paul. It details the fact that Jesus was a very poor swimmer, and nearly drowned once when he fell off his fishing boat. The fact that Jesus could walk on water was only mentioned at the end of the short script, and St. Paul reckons that Jesus was given a helping hand by God when he walked on water.”

The archaeological team worked for six weeks to uncover the find and avoided any coronavirus lockdown in place.

“By the grace of God, and the saviour of humankind, Jesus, we were able to find this rare parchment which we will give to the Vatican library for safe keeping,” the professor added.

Christians across the globe were astounded at the new news about Jesus, and have started Christian swimming clubs to praise their Lord. No one however has mastered the art of walking on water yet.

Slot Machines: All You Need to Know

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Slot Machines: All You Need to Know

Slot machines are one of the most fun and popular games at online casinos. The reasons derive from their ease of play, the bonuses they give, and the large variety of titles available.

Also, it can’t be denied that the adrenaline and the excitement these games give us adds up to more fans. So, if you want to know everything about online slots keep reading the information below.

What are online casino slots?

Online casino slots are gambling games that are very popular among the gamblers. They make up 70% of the bookmakers’ game catalogue.

Thanks to technology, their design has changed over the years, and nowadays you can play them from your PC or mobile device. The gameplay is attractive, easy to learn, and of course, a lot of fun.

How do slots work?

RANDOM NUMSMost of the online slot machines are designed by prestigious casino software companies. These games are based on RNG (random number generator); which every millisecond will create random sequences. Therefore, these games can’t be fixed by the casinos’ management.

Being the above the first reason to only play slots at licensed casinos that have reputable providers. This factor ensures that your gaming experience will be fair; because these entertainments are tested and audited by independent laboratories.

There are websites such as Xfire whose experts are in charge of recommending the best casinos with slots. All their suggestions have been subjected to extensive testing and research, so they are 100% safe and will save you a lot of time.

This whole process guarantees that the slots have no memory and the results will depend on the luck factor when spinning the reels.

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Types of slot machines

Slot machines have evolved a lot over the years and in online casinos, you will find several designs that you should know about.

Classics

They are the least complicated and ideal for novice players. They consist of three reels with various symbols. When the reels are spun the RNG stops the slots and if three identical symbols match on one line you win.

Video Slots

They are technologically impressive, incorporating 5 or more reels. Also, the images, sounds, and graphics are very appealing and sophisticated, allowing you to elevate your gaming experience.

These games have symbols, more pay lines, bonuses, multipliers, nice spins, and more. Besides, the payouts are quite high.

With Jackpot

If you want to have fun and make big money you should try this kind of slot. The jackpots increase as the players interact with the machine and when a lucky player earns it his life changes. Sometimes certain slot titles with progressive jackpots have been handed out millions of dollars.

How many variants of slot machines are there?

It is difficult to say how many variants of slot machines there are. Since every day many titles from different casino software providers are released to the market.

If you enter any casino that offers slot machines in its catalogue you will find hundreds of these games. Therefore, it’s easy to play with more than 7000 thousand titles online.

At the moment slot titles are based on different themes like:

Animals.
Movies and series.
Vampires.
Famous people from politics and show business.
Fantasy.
Mythology.
Country traditions.
Superheroes and many more.

Can I play slots from my cell phone?

phone-875488_640The gaming industry has made it its mission to make things easier for players. For this reason, it has adapted its slot machine games to work on mobile devices such as phones and tablets.

The playability is excellent and the quality of the games is maintained. So, gamblers will not miss a single minute of entertainment while travelling or being away from their computer.

Also, many online casinos give bonuses if you play slots from your mobile device. They also make it easier to make deposits when playing.

Is it possible to win money with these games?

woman-3261425_640Remember that slot machines are games of chance and winning depends mainly on the luck factor. The main idea is to have fun, but your chances of winning are not that far away because the RTP of these games is between 95% and 97%.

Also, these games have bonus rounds and jackpots that can raise your bankroll. Therefore, it is advisable to play with bonuses to lengthen your time on the machines and increase your chances of winning. So, look for online casinos that offer free spins to play with slots.

Why Europe and the EU Owes a Huge Gratitude to Great Britain

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Why Europe and the EU Owes a Huge Gratitude to Great Britain

If it were not for Britain’s immense resilience 75 years ago, the world and Europe would have been a very different place.

We would not have democracy but a totalitarian Nazi regime of racial hatred ruling over the European continent and Britain, but it was one tiny island that scuppered the plans of the fascists to create their Third Reich of Nazism.

 

Europe never paid back the British for their sacrifice, instead building a different sort of nemesis across the channel. This time, instead of the Nazi political ideology, the Europeans sought to encompass and adopt the Soviet, collectivist ideology of the former USSR led directly by the unelected Politburo of the EU Commission.

Britain was duped in the 1970s into joining the early construct of the EU, simply as a trading mechanism but did not count on the political agenda that would manifest over time. We were now locked into this monolithic wasteful monster that subverted and subdued democracy, and used Britain simply as a cash cow for their socialist pet projects. Britain found itself being dictated to, being put on the back foot, being ruled over.

Seventy-five years ago on VE day, Britain and its allies had won the war, yet after joining the EU, we were firmly shown that we had not, especially in the eyes of our EU masters, and their communist East German ideals.

Europe had gone from National Socialism to Soviet Communism in one fell swoop, and this swing from one political ideology to another form of totalitarian authoritarianism was the precursor of the Brexit movement.

This island must never give up, especially with huge pressure now to delay or even stop Brexit because of the coronavirus.

Europe may one day thank Britain for seeing sense while most of them cannot or refuse to, especially with the impending dissolution of a Soviet EUSSR that is now intent on building its own military force amongst other expansionist ideas.

We stood up 75 years ago and fought for the tenets of freedom, liberty and democracy while Europe was paralysed under its own deathly facade of fascism, and today we fight for Europe to be freed from its own undemocratic chains of EU communism.

History repeats itself in funny ways sometimes.

Power Mad Smeagol Sturgeon and Her Precious SNP

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Power Mad Smeagol Sturgeon and Her Precious SNP

This vile creature, lives behind a chip shop in a dark dank alleyway which rarely sees the light of day.

Slithering in the corners, Sturgeon is a good Smeagol swallowing deep-fried Mars bars whole without batting an eyelid. Ever since she received the ring of the SNP, Sturgeon has been consumed by the power of it all.

“Yes-s-s-s, my precious-s-s,” she says rubbing her little plastic ring, her eyes wide in the darkness, sniffing the niffy air.

Suddenly a sodden drunk Scot enters the alley, and lifts his kilt. His urine exalts the brickwork and rubbish bins, the steam rising like rain clouds over Ben Nevis, Sturgeon knows its drinky time, and consumes her Irn-Bru with gusto.

Like a good Glaswegian, the man then takes out a needle and jams it into his groin, sighing as the dirty dose of third-class heroin enters his veins. Throwing the used needle into the darkness, he hears a sound of pain as it hits Gollum.

“Scuse me Miss Sturgeon, didn’t see you there,” the man says leaving hurriedly.

Smeagol is back in her Scottish parliament amongst the used needles, overflowing bins and used condoms.

Time to keep plotting against the Sassenachs, an evil smile curls round Smeagol’s thin lips, she picks up another partially eaten deep-fried Mars bar and swallows without chewing. Time is on her side.

Post-Lockdown World Has Not Changed One Bit

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Post-Lockdown World Has Not Changed One Bit

Where are the flying cars, the eco domes and driverless e-vehicles taking citizens to their sustainable eco-homes replete with robot butlers and 3d printed dinners?

Instead, we still have fossil fuel vehicles clogging up motorways, and all the other shit that never changed whilst under lockdown. What happened to all those idealistic articles written in mainstream news media outlets about how we will never be the same again after coronavirus? People are still cunts. Celebrities still think they can preach to the lesser beings. Politicians are still useless, and the world is still full of useless eaters chomping away on their hoarded food. The programmed pursuit of consumerism and obsession with productivity denigrate the value of life itself: that of plants, that of animals, and that of a great number of human beings and their true creative and scientific potential of sustainable synthesis. It is solely the greed fuelled pursuit of economic profit that is killing every part of this earth, and the mindless slaves enabling this destruction, who follow blindly and without thought within the hive mind.

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There will be no idealistic technological future any time soon, as the idiots who dared to even think things will change for the better after coronavirus lockdown ended. For a start, coronavirus has not actually been defeated, and as the masses continue doing what they used to do, they will hopefully get the message soon enough that this fucking virus actually means it.

If people want to go out and infect themselves, they should be given applause, because at the end of the day, they are the ones risking their useless tax-slave lives for nothing.

You can clap all you want, it won’t make any difference, and you may soon end up on a ventilator surrounded by giggling nurses dancing to some horrid tik tok electronic shit music with vapid smiles and glazed soulless eyes as they happily turn on the gas and put you under for eternity.

Garbage dump

Whatever happens after the coronavirus, the debt you owe is still real, the credit card sharks and psychopath bankers still want your fucking payments, the rent man may come round with his goons to break your knee caps, the council tax has to be paid, the income tax is going to rise to pay for the lockdown, the utility bill shister thieves will raise their prices, and the system of debt will continue unabated.

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There was no cleansing apocalypse, the debt was not wiped; instead what have you got to show for your troubles apart from the same old shit that never changed. People are still living in mud huts in Africa, and every day millions of Chinese people are being born into the world adding to the billions already polluting the barely recovered atmosphere. In fact, get ready for the millions of Chinese tourists who spread the coronavirus in the first place to resume their Venetian holidays, and to ransack buffet services in hotels every fucking where again.

Kim Jong-un is still alive, and the Iranians are still smarting for a fight with the USA, along with the Chinese and the Russians. The Middle East is still in turmoil, and America now has a known debt of over 30 trillion dollars, along with the debt-ridden socialist UK.

Despite what any talking head on some conglomerate news network is ordered to say, nothing has changed. Things will only change when it really hurts, not some kind of month long holiday.

Creepy Uncle Joe Endorsed by Obama

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Creepy Uncle Joe Endorsed by Obama

Former President Barack Obama emerged from political disgrace to endorse Creepy Joe R. Biden Jr. and urge the Democratic Party — including, explicitly, communist supporters of Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont — to unite behind its presumptive presidential nominee in the face of the coronavirus pandemic and evil spectre of Donald Trump getting a second fucking term.

“To meet the moment, the Democratic Party will have to be bold and vote for this creepy fuck,” Mr. Obama said. “I could not be prouder of the incredible progress towards engendering full on Marxism in the United States during my presidency. But if I were running today, I wouldn’t run the same race or have the same platform as I did in 2008. The world is different. People have somehow awoken from my imposed communist indoctrination. There’s too much unfinished Soviet business for us to just look backwards. We have to look to the future, to the progressive collectivist Marxist dream of complete Soviet Americanism.”

(Twitter)

After Creepy Joe nuzzled Obama’s neck, sniffing his curly hair with gusto, Obama continued to honour the Democrat Party’s only hope.

“Hmm, I appreciate your creepiness, Uncle Joe, you can also do the same to Michael later. As I was saying earlier, you, creepy as you are, are the only thing we got against Donald Trump in the next election, and you may be a stinking pervert who enjoys nothing better than to fondle young girls and boys, but we’re progressives, and believe whatever you are or do, you have a goddamn Satan given right to become President of the United States of America, especially in the name of communism, socialism and Marxism.”

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