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Could the Chinese Assassinate Our PM Remotely Using their Coronavirus?

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Could the Chinese Assassinate Our PM Remotely Using their Coronavirus?

Poor Boris, he has now been put on the oxygen tubes, cut down in his prime by the coronavirus sent from China.

Let us hope he pulls through this utter debacle, a terrible misfortune fallen on someone who is wholly undeserving of such a vile Chinese virus.

One can only imagine the look of glee on the faces of the Chinese politburo chiefs as they watch with tenterhooks the latest news briefs on the condition of the ailing British PM. Could the Chinese have pulled off something many pariah states can only dream of, that is the inadvertent assassination of another world leader utilising a virus sent from China?

There were news reports filtering through of a mysterious disease in China in mid November 2019, but the Chinese communist state shut the news down immediately, even arresting doctors, and anyone else who said anything. It was only when the virus had been raging for three months that the Chinese authorities admitted something was wrong. During this period over 10 million Chinese tourists had been travelling from Wuhan spreading the coronavirus deep into the West. These travellers were positively encouraged by the Chinese authorities to go forth and infect as much of the enemy as possible.

The Chinese authorities knew they could absorb the collateral damage, for them, to lose a million citizens is a mere drop in the ocean, especially when they have an overall population of 1.4 billion.

The West, however, will get hit hard if they lose a sizeable amount of their population, as this will impact on their economy allowing China to seize as much as they can once all the business and enterprise falters.

How things play out in the USA, UK and Europe will determine China’s actions. Their greatest target of course is Donald Trump, who is overweight, refuses to wear a mask, and would most certainly falter if infected with a good enough dose of COVID-19, and also we must not forget the other target the Chinese are hoping to destabilise — the NATO military force. We have already seen some infections in the US Navy.

China’s first port of call will no doubt be Australia, simply because it is within attacking distance, and during this incursion Japan will be on the agenda as well.

China’s economic might however will be the full battering ram that will try to seize as many Western assets once weakened favourably to their advantage. By selling their cheaply made poor quality products to Western consumers for decades, China has built up a vast war chest of money which it uses as a tool for conquest.

The evil of the Chinese regime seems to be lost on the ears and eyes of the UN, who turn a blind eye to this regime’s brutality and savagery. It is China’s corruption and dishonesty that has now led to the globe being tormented by this Chinese Virus. Imagine donating respiratory equipment to China in their hour of need, then China charging Italy quadruple the price for the same ‘donated’ equipment.

If this pandemic is ever over, China should be made into a pariah state, with heavy sanctions and all trade halted.

What Coronavirus Lockdown? It’s Like Day of the Triffids Out There

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What Coronavirus Lockdown? It’s Like Day of the Triffids Out There

The sun is out and the Brits are attracted to it like bluebottles to a freshly laid dog turd. Britons are meant to be living under a coronavirus lockdown…yeah sure.

There is no supposed lockdown in London, or any other British city when we are having a sunny weekend.

Leicester Square

The bike paths are full, cyclists jostling for some space, the parks are brimming with people picnicking and throwing balls at each other, all barely within a foot of each other.

The trains are full of people going on a day out, and all unmasked, breathing in the coronavirus deep into their lung tissue.

The beaches are full as the sun bathers all fight for some space a few centimetres away from each other, some coughing, others farting, as the sun beats down on their now red skin.

Brighton beach

This is why the coronavirus in Britain will explode at a higher rate than other countries that have actually brought their armies out to enforce a proper lockdown.

Britain’s laissez faire attitude to this deadly virus will ensure many thousands will succumb to this evil Chinese pestilence and die horribly drowning in their own mucus.

Much like Day of the Triffids, these poor souls have no self-control, they have to look at the bright fireworks in the sky, ooh they’re so beautiful.

This time however, it is an unseen danger lurking amongst other people and the sunshine draws them all out, all these people breathing into each others faces spreading the virus.

Enjoy it now, because in a few weeks time you could be in a hospital bed under a lot of tubes, put into an artificial coma, as distraught apathetic overworked NHS nurses make the decision whether to turn the machines off or keep them running.

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Forced to Remain Inside Because of the Coronavirus? Here Are 5 Productive Ways to Entertain Yourself While You’re Waiting for the Epidemic to Pass

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Forced to Remain Inside Because of the Coronavirus? Here Are 5 Productive Ways to Entertain Yourself While You’re Waiting for the Epidemic to Pass

Being tied to the confines of your home may not be the highest high of your life, but it sure does beat exposing yourself to a potentially lethal infection. So today, we’re going to examine how to entertain yourself in the meantime and still get the job done without touching the front door (or any of the other ones, for that matter). And no, it does not involve jumping out the window either.

But make no mistake – this is not a generic “how to entertain yourself as an introvert” type of article. It’s more along the lines of productive entertainment. Anyway, let’s get started!

1. Having video call sessions instead of meeting in person

Need to meet up with a friend for a cup of coffee and chat? Forget about the coffee and skype-835470_640just do a webcam session instead. If you don’t have one on your pc, nowadays, pretty much every smartphone on the planet has one built-in, so it’s fine to utilize that. In terms of software to use, it’s up to you. If you’re fresh out of ideas, Skype is as good a solution as any (and free to boot). You could accomplish just about the same by typing if you only feel like exchanging a couple of hellos, but otherwise, you’ll accomplish more with a video call session in the same amount of time. Plus, the latter take much less work and are, in general, way more fun.

2. Streaming or downloading a movie online instead of going to the cinema

netflix-3733812_640Everyone needs a breather once in a while. So if sitting at home and reading a book is not your primary choice of entertainment, there’s still a way to consume video content without going to the local cinema. Simply stream the movie of your choice or order it from an online store. The downside, of course, is that the movie won’t be the most freshly-released one you can find, since these are, more or less, exclusive to being played in cinemas. But if you’re content with watching an older one (if you consider 2 years since its release to be old), then you won’t be running short of home-based options.

3. Opting for food delivery instead of going to a restaurant

Hungry and don’t feel like mingling in the busy crowds? Door-to-door food delivery services pizza-4457006_640like UberEats make it incredibly easy to order something from the comfort of your sofa without even having to speak to someone on the phone (if social anxiety rings a bell, that’s more than a plus). You simply open up the application, browse through the menus offered by the local restaurants, and take your pick. After that, they will prepare a meal and have one of the drivers deliver it straight to your doorstep. Aside from having to pay for the order itself, you’ll only be charged a little extra to cover the delivery fees.

4. Playing a few rounds of poker, blackjack, roulette, or baccarat

dice-5012425_640Since many don’t have the luxury of living near a brick and mortar casino, playing a couple of rounds online comes as a great alternative. Besides, if your current location is under quarantine and locked down anyway, there is no better time to visit an online casino than now. As a matter of fact, this comes with several advantages. For one, you’ll be able to enjoy a greater selection of games than can be crammed into any physical building. Secondly, you’ll be able to play more rounds within a given hour, which falls right in the spirit of productivity. And that’s not even mentioning the benefit of being showered with bonuses and special promotions you’re unlikely to see offline.

5. Researching stuff online

A lengthy coronavirus quarantine can kill one’s mood. But that doesn’t mean that you computer-1185626_640should allow yourself to sit on your laurels and waste the precious days like some slob you clearly are not. So what gives you the pleasure of daydreaming and being productive all at the same time? Researching new travel destinations, real estate, stock options, or whatever tickles your fancy. The core idea is to arm yourself with the knowledge in the now, so you can act on it later – as soon as the quarantine and travel restrictions get lifted.

You know how it goes: there’s always a rainbow at the end of every rain. So cheer up, get something going on and get cracking!

COVID-19: China Watching With Eager Eyes to See Which Western Nations Crumble First

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COVID-19: China Watching With Eager Eyes to See Which Western Nations Crumble First

The virus released from China and spread across the West’s major cities by eager Chinese tourists is causing untold damage to the Western industrialised nations, and the Chinese Politburo are watching with eagle-eyed eagerness.

Communist Virus

“The Chinese population is over 1.4 billion people and through our communist industrial revolution we have ruined our own country and polluted it beyond belief. We are now planning to move our citizens into Western and African nations once they all die of coronavirus. Any invasion will be easy, because their governments will have collapsed,” one communist People’s Army general said from Shanghai.

The China Virus imported into the West is increasing at an exponential level despite efforts to lockdown citizens, although within liberal democratic societies many people are flouting the lockdown measures and spreading the coronavirus as they go to work each day, or do not wear masks.

Go forth and multiply

In the three-month period when coronavirus was raging across China, 759,493 people entered the U.S. from China. These people travelled far and wide, deep into U.S. cities spreading the virus.

One can see the same pattern occurring in Europe where there are no borders, with its lauded Schengen zone allowing Chinese tourists to spread the virus deep into every city. The brunt of the Chinese tourism hitting northern Italian cities like Venice, and Milan as well as Rome. Spain was also a large magnet for the Chinese, as is now reflected in over 12,000 Spanish deaths in just two weeks so far.

Western nations have been caught in the headlights, and their pathetic measures of containment are laughed at by the Chinese.

“London Underground, full. No one wearing masks. Coronavirus from breath circulates through carriage, everyone exposed. People touch surfaces. They touch face, they put fingers in mouth. They breathe coronavirus deep into their lungs in enclosed space. We will soon have our citizens in their cities. China must expand!” the general added.

It is true, for the last remaining world resources, there will only be one winner, and China thinks it can do it, and is succeeding, where the West is failing.

Maybe they will let some Westerners live in their dystopian communist world, which is so lauded by the fawning WHO. To see the WHO chief praise China daily, one would assume he is in love with their brutal communist ideals and expansionist dreams.

“We will keep some of the surviving Europeans in a zoo, and we can show our kids these people who were so stupid, they did not shut down everything like we did. We will keep some Americans too, only the Caucasian ones, the African ones are too wild,” one Chinese scientist revealed on the Xinhua news network.

Cui bono? It’s certainly not the West who have had their economies decimated and left with a diseased population.

The Chinese however, are merely biding their time, before it’s time to move into the empty Western cities.

News That’s Beyond Satire – Edition II

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News That’s Beyond Satire – Edition II

Hello and welcome to the coronavirus lockdown edition of our Beyond Satire series showcasing some of the beyond satire, pretty much beyond anything headlines we have found in our internet travels whilst bored out of our fucking minds.

 

Please do check out the Beyond Satire I edition.

The bizarre CIA ‘fake scrotum’ designed to enable downed pilots to conceal an escape radio

bull testicles

You have to hand it to the CIA, they sure come up with some top bollocking prizes for this one. We have to apologise, the headline is not beyond satire as such, but the fucking CIA themselves are for creating this monstrous dangly bit replete with some realistic pubes to add to its realistic yet menacing appearance.

 

Teenager, 18, is stabbed to death while on a knife-awareness course

Criminal With a Knife

Say no more, one could say this sort of stabbing thing is to be accepted during the horrid reign of London Mayor Sadiq Khan, but it does hold some sort of beyond satirical quality to its presentation.

 

Film about London gang violence banned after machete brawl during screening…

Murdered man's feet killed by a young adult

It’s those pesky ‘young people‘ again, and they’re doing what they do best — creating beyond satire headlines.

 

Australian astrophysicist gets four magnets stuck up his nose while trying to create anti-coronavirus device

Mad scientist

There have been many tales of bravery and sacrifice by medical workers fighting Covid-19 around the world, but none quite compares to the Australian astrophysicist who got four magnets stuck up his nose while trying to develop a device to prevent people from touching their faces.

 

Man ‘teaching dog how to drive’ arrested after high-speed chase

dog car steering wheel

“When we took him into custody… he admitted to our troopers that he was trying to teach his dog to drive.”

 

Family of 17 infected at funeral of COVID-19 victim…

Coffins

That’s right, let’s all go to the funeral of someone who died from a highly contagious virus. What could possibly go wrong?

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Woman needs her ass amputated after injecting herself illegally

There are no words to describe the horror of this miniscule brained individual apart from she has a vast artificially created ass that needs to be amputated and is an Instagram model…say no more.

Chinese April Fool’s Day?

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Chinese April Fool’s Day?

Pinch yourself, is this a Chinese nightmare, is this a fucking Chinese April Fool trick?

No, unfortunately, the globe really is in the middle of a virus pandemic which came from China.

This awful Chinese Virus is a pestilence that has caused TRILLIONS of dollars of damage to the global economy and is knocking off a few people here or there as well.

The Chins are communists and do not have a sense of humour, so, if you play a joke on someone in China, prepare to be reported to your local communist official, where you will be taken away, the soles of your feet beaten with a stick, then put in a prison never to be seen again.

Imagine waking up in your bed with a large scar down the side of your body. Chinese April Fool’s! You just had your kidney taken out and sold in a market in Guangdong! How about that for a joke?

During this lovely China pandemic nightmare, prepare to have your life changed forever.

Hundreds of thousands of poor souls globally are losing their lives and their jobs because some Chinese arsehole in an animal market ate bat soup along with a pangolin. It was really that simple…and here’s the clincher..the Wuhan live animal markets where coronavirus came from have just reopened, and they’re doing the same thing as before..no change.

Chinese April Fool’s day muffuggas!

First Coronavirus Wave is Testing Ground – Second – Third Wave Proving Ground

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First Coronavirus Wave is Testing Ground – Second – Third Wave Proving Ground

If you catch the mild form of coronavirus COVID-19, it does not mean you are cured. There are instances of people catching two or three mutations at the same time. Once you are supposedly ‘cured’ you can be infected again.

Some scientists say the virus has 40 mutation strains, others say only 8 strains, the true number cannot be fully known as the virus is very mobile, and is constantly mutating within each region it infects.

The coronavirus is biphasic with multiple infections carrying multiple strains occurring on one single victim. One person or ‘super-spreader’ can shed the virus to multiple individuals even if they show no visible symptoms.

This airborne virus is carried in water droplets from the infected person, and can be transmitted by speech, sneezing, coughing and through touch.

If you do not wear proper N95 plus full facemasks, gloves and eye protection in public places you are in severe danger of catching one of the many strains of the deadly pathogen that is killing thousands of people right now. In the UK, for example, no one in public enclosed spaces wears protection, and this is why the virus infection rate is so high.

The misconception that after the first wave, people would have immunity to the coronavirus is wrong, as stated above, there are many different mutations of COVID-19, and as one area is seen to be supposedly clean, another global area will be infected, and air travel will carry through passengers the virus onto the supposedly cleaned up area for a double dose of infection. Those who were infected beforehand will get infected further, as many times the virus stays dormant within its victim even if deemed ‘cured’.

Governments are not factoring the known scientific information that those already infected, can be re-infected thus causing cytokine storms within the immune system, much like happened during the Spanish Flu Pandemic of 1918, where the second wave of infection was the ultimate killer.

A cytokine storm is an overproduction of immune cells and their activating compounds (cytokines), which, in a flu infection, is often associated with a surge of activated immune cells into the lungs. The resulting lung inflammation and fluid buildup can lead to respiratory distress and can be contaminated by a secondary bacterial pneumonia — often enhancing the mortality in patients. SOURCE

The only purely efficient way of stopping the entry of COVID-19 within a territory is to either halt all entry, or devise a test that would detect the virus even whilst dormant. Therefore, those who are infected can be denied entry to an uninfected zone. As yet, there is still no test of this kind that has been developed.

There would have to be viable testing of the whole population, where those who have been infected, even only once, are separated from the population who are uninfected. There would have to be periodical testing of the population to ensure that no one has been infected.

Due to the structure of the global economy, stopping all entry into a nation via air/sea/rail/road is not a viable option because the economy is more important than human life.

This is why there will be many waves of the mutated virus, and in each wave, the toll upon the population will increase until the virus is somehow halted.

Instagram Influencer Gives Makeup Tips Whilst Dying of Coronavirus

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Instagram Influencer Gives Makeup Tips Whilst Dying of Coronavirus

It’s hard taking selfies every five minutes while you are hooked up to a ventilator and your lungs are filled with fluid, but Jameelia Shaquila, an Instagram influencer who makes thousands every year from her 2.8 million subscribers can do it.

“Try this rouge on your face from Permamax, and it will brighten your whole fucking face up,” the Instagram influencer sneezes, and a large glistening globule of white pus flies from her ventilator’s mouthpiece and lands on another patient’s face in the ICU ward.

The influencer receives thousands of dollars just for mentioning a brand name, and like all Instagrammers on the take, has never paid a dime in tax either.

Look good on Spring Break

“When you have a seizure as the virus attacks your neurological system, you can add some extra shade of purple around the eyes to hide the bruises as your head hits the bed frame.

“Today, I am wearing a Bikinidoll singlet $23.99, and a G-Squad G-string, $12.99. Y’all can buy them from the links below. Don’t forget to hit the subscribe button.”

One photograph shows Jameelia’s ventilator mouthpiece filling with fluid and pus from her lungs as she tries to smile for her Instagram fans, whilst simultaneously applying lipstick over her obnoxiously pouting botoxed trout lips gasping for air.

Ah, what a shame, Jameelia passed away last night whilst applying some foundation powder over her face. Her fickle plastic fans immediately switched to one of the other myriad of influencers.

Daily Squib February Article On China False Death Numbers Was Correct

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Daily Squib February Article On China False Death Numbers Was Correct

The Daily Squib never believed for one second that the numbers of deaths from the Communist Chinese authorities on the coronavirus pandemic were correct, despite Western media quoting official Chinese figures without question, and the WHO praising the communist regime for their ‘exemplary work’ in the fight against a virus that emanated from their own backyard, and has caused untold damage to the globe.

Thousands of urns awaiting collection in Wuhan, the city that was the first epicentre of the coronavirus pandemic, have raised questions about the true scale of the death toll in China.

New photos circulating online showing long lines of relatives waiting outside funeral homes in the Chinese city for the remains of their loved ones have renewed pressure on the ruling Communist party to reveal the full truth about impact of the Covid-19 virus.

According to Chinese government figures, 2,535 people in Wuhan died of the virus. This figure given by the lying Chinese is an absolute bollocks fabrication when the total of deaths caused by coronavirus is more in the region of 100,000, as the Daily Squib predicted in February.

Related articles:

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Chinese Authorities Misreporting Coronavirus Deaths

Actual China Covid-19 Death Toll Over 100,000 As More Mobile Incinerators Deployed

Over 100,000 Coronavirus Infected as China Hastily Buries Dead in Mass Graves For Incineration

 

Whilst the Chinese claim to have halted the virus in China, they are now trying to put a benevolent face on their efforts to help other countries, when in fact it is the Chinese Communist Party’s utter lies about the whole infection/death rate which is shameful, and a blatant cover-up that has endangered the world further. The Chinese Communist Party is a shameful disgrace, and the pestilence they have brought on the world from their negligence is beyond reproach.

The truth is we will never know the true extent to the Chinese cover-up, the journalists who tried to report things disappeared, the doctors who tried were publicly shamed then silenced, and the dead don’t speak.

One thing we do know is China is solely responsible for the spread of the COVID-19 coronavirus around the globe.

 

COVID-19: Europe and America Decimated – Africa, India, South America, S.E. Asia Untouched

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COVID-19: Europe and America Decimated – Africa, India, South America, S.E. Asia Untouched

It’s amazing, the places with the largest populations have come out pretty much untouched by the COVID-19 coronavirus, whilst global areas which are doing everything they can to lower their carbon footprint, and are reducing their indigenous populations with low birthrates are currently getting the hard end of the stick.

Some people have suggested that the temperature zone at the latitude from China to the US, which includes Europe is a key factor, however it is invariably the main air traffic centres which are the cause of the mass proliferation of the coronavirus.

The virus started in Wuhan, China, a country with a population of 1.4 Billion people, yet the coronavirus barely touched that statistic. To be truly effective for the planet’s survival, the Chinese population has to be reduced by at least 90%. The China Virus has barely decimated a decimal of what is needed.

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Ghetto and slums in Delhi, India

Africa, India, South America, S.E. Asia, where extreme poverty is prevalent, where vast sections of the populace live in unsanitary circumstances, where pollution is rife should be the place where the coronavirus should be spreading like wildfire but it is not.

Even in South Africa, where millions of people are infected with HIV, and live in shanty towns in close proximity to each other, the virus is practically non-existent.

India, one of the most densely populated countries in the world is a serious candidate for COVID-19 but has escaped mostly untouched.

The initial spread of the Chinese Virus was started by Chinese tourists across the major Western cities, and it is supposed, Chinese tourists have little or no interest in visiting some city in the middle of Africa, therefore, in this respect, Africa, India, South America, Middle East have been shielded by the China Virus.

South America is untouched, and much of the Middle East, India is completely free of the virus.

This coronavirus, if it does continue to decimate Western countries, is directly targeting the key points of civilisation and the modern industrial developed world, and wholly ignoring the Third World developing nations.

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