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Scotland After Independence According to Nicola Sturgeon

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Nicola Sturgeon today set out the key parts of the SNP election manifesto of things it would do within its next five-year term if re-elected in May. Scotland after independence will be a utopian paradise where Scots will think they have died and gone to heaven.

They include:

  • Abolish NHS dentistry charges
  • Free booze and fags for life
  • Free heroin for life
  • Free deep-fried Mars bars
  • Increase social care funding by more than £800 million over the next parliamentary term
  • Increase health spending by £2.5 billion
  • Invest more than £33 billion in infrastructure in the next five years
  • Freeze income tax rates and bands, and alter thresholds by no more than inflation
  • Start work on ‘minimum income guarantee’ – a form of universal basic income – that would become a Citizens’ Basic Income if independent
  • £10million funding to companies to pilot a four-day working week.
    Government-funded childcare expanded to one and two-year-olds
  • A new independence referendum

As for independence, Sturgeon has made some incredible promises to Scots if they vote for her.

“Every day will be a holiday, the sun will always shine, you know like it shines out of my arse. We will give you free money every day, so you can have as much heroin as you want, and drink as much as you want with no work to do ever again. People will be all bonnie and dancing in the streets all day and night long.”

When asked how Scotland would pay for all of this, there was only silence from Nicola Sturgeon.

Is Online Poker on the Rise in 2021?

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Since its golden years in Vegas casinos and unlicensed poker rings with Hollywood high rollers, online poker has changed quite a bit. It is now the preferred way to play to the surprise of many experts and players. No one really expected poker to become so big online, yet in 2021, it is bigger than ever.

That’s in no small part thanks to sites such as YourPokerDream.com. Online poker sites offer a slew of benefits for players and notify them when there’s a tournament worth playing. While poker will always stay a social game, the gap is nearly closed thanks to virtual games in 2021.

The Rise of Mobile Gambling

The rise of online poker is right in line with the rise of mobile gambling. For years, players could only play in land-based venues or from their PC or laptop from home. However, things have changed in the past few years. The industry has largely shifted to mobile gambling, and it arrived just in time to fan the flames of online poker games.

Now that everyone could play on the go, apps have become the new normal in the iGaming industry. That goes double for mobile poker apps. Whether it’s a social poker app where you can play for fun or an official tournament app where you can test your skills against pros, the hype surrounding online poker is bigger than ever in 2021.

And how could it not be? Players love the fact that they can just log in via apps and play a round of poker. Competition certainly isn’t scarce these days. Poker apps and sites aren’t just for pros. As a matter of fact, there are plenty of free poker variants online that allow you to learn the game with ease. No need to make a deposit – you can just play them for free and learn how Texas Hold’em works.

That’s something poker venues don’t offer. You only get that online or on your phone. It played a huge role in the emergence of online poker in 2021, appealing to thousands of new players. Online poker was blasted by pros when it first emerged, but it’s now clear that it’s here to stay.

What Does the Future Hold?

There’s only one direction for online poker from here, and that’s up. The rise of online poker isn’t by chance. New features are being added to different variants as we speak, and that makes the game of poker even more appealing. With the global COVID-19 pandemic still raging, online poker has become the go-to game for pros and newbies.

And that’s perfectly fine. All other casino games have enjoyed a renaissance on the Internet, and now it’s time for poker. The fact that you can play for free or cash is something Vegas can’t beat. Even if you’re a casual player, you can hone your skills and test new strategies with free poker apps and games.

Online poker is here to stay, so expect it to grow bigger and better soon.

BLM: Virtue Signalling ‘White Saviour Complex’ Denigrates Blacks

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ANTIFA does not care about racism or the plight of black people. This is a group made up of 98% white people who are using the guise of ‘fighting racism’ to fulfil their own agenda, which is ultimately anarchy, chaos, disruption and one could even label their movement as a form of domestic terrorism. ANTIFA is basically a haven for those with severe cases of White Saviour Complex who need a cause to mask their real intentions.

BLM and ANTIFA are an insult to black people in the West. Blacks do not need these White Saviour Complex sufferers to save them. Black people can take matters into their own hands and right any wrongs done to their communities themselves.

ANTIFA, as a terrorist organisation, is made up of multiple ideologies that are on the far left of the political spectrum, like Marxism, Communism, and Anarcho-communism. Funnily enough, being ‘anti-fascist’ ANTIFA also acts and behaves like fascists themselves, which is particularly ironic given their name. Mixing elements of Bolshevism and Fascism with their militant bully boy tactics is an integral part of their strategy.

BLM is a similar entity that is exploiting the plight of black people, and while the black founders are getting rich off the millions of dollars of donations sent to the organisation, the protests are mainly manned by White Saviour Complex ideological slaves who are all ‘doing the right thing’ in their little minds and loving the Virtue Signalling adoration they receive from the socialist media.

There is a sort of youthful energy to the riots when they occur, and many who attend these events do not even know why they are there, that is apart from the nice little adrenaline shot they receive as they destroy another shop or burn down someone’s home. The disenchanted youth are a marginalised element of today’s society, and a good riot is an excuse to rid tehmselves of some of that energy.

There is nothing positive about the ANTIFA and BLM movements, in fact, the actions of these groups creates more hatred and marginalisation adding further negativity to already demoralised Western nations.

The only ones who benefit from these organisations are the people at the top of the hierarchical structure who control and receive donations from people who have been fooled into parting with their money. Enemies of the West also benefit from the BLM and ANTIFA riots because it destabilises the West, in a sense warming up the battlefield for war and eventual invasion. The useful idiots are therefore inadvertently working for the West’s enemies.

If there were truly aware and effective governments in power in the West today, they would come down hard on these organisations, which are effectively operating as domestic terrorist outfits for the enemies of the West. Unfortunately, the Western governments are apathetic and slow to act, weakened by decades of socialism and laziness. Nothing will be done, and this is why the West may very well lose the next world war when it comes.

There is no socialist utopia these naive fools can go to, that is apart from the land of milk and honey — Venezuela.

Graveyard of Empires: Afghanistan Beats British, Russians, Americans

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Today Biden announced the retreat from Afghanistan, leaving a vast power vacuum that will no doubt be filled by the Taliban. There are a lot of Afghans who collaborated with the Americans who are today quaking in their boots as to what will happen next.

The Graveyard of Empires, Afghanistan has once again put an invading force through its paces, ground them up in the mincemeat machine, and shat them out the other end — a defeated force.

No doubt, as soon as the Americans leave, the terrorists will once again become emboldened and resume their operations against the West.

How long the Kabul Vichy government will hold is another matter? We can possibly expect another 90s style civil war in the country as the many factions duke it out against each other for the ultimate prize of total power.

The amount of U.S. tax dollars wasted in that country to ‘win hearts and minds’ must be in the trillions, and what a waste it was.

Afghanistan can thus be labelled as America’s consummate symbol of defeat, and everything about the overall Afghan campaign was for nothing. The soldiers who died there died for nothing as did the poor civilians who got in the way of the bullets and rockets.

Absolutely nothing was achieved in Afghanistan, and for this, the Americans should be supremely ashamed. Today marks a disgraceful surrender for a seriously waning empire, now left limping with a weak mumbling incoherent baboon Biden amidst a fractured demoralised nation on the home front. The augurs thus do not bode well.

Why it is Essential to Look After Your Skin

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The beautiful iridescent glowing skin of a woman is an aesthetic sight to behold in itself, the softness of touch exuding a warmth of the finest silk. In today’s rigorous world, what does it take to accentuate the skin, to look after your skin as it is daily attacked by the chemical atmosphere of our cities, of traffic fumes and from our diets bereft of the necessary nutrition for ideal skin health?

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There is a way to achieve perfect skin — it is called Obagi Medical, a skincare system so intricate in its engineering, with over 30 years of clinically-proven results, that will right the wrongs put upon your skin every day.

The skin is the body’s clothing, it is the screen that protects us, it is the largest organ in your body and without healthy skin, many problems can arise. According to data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, an average American woman weighs 168.5 pounds and carries more than 25 pounds of skin. An average man weighing 195.7 pounds will have nearly 30 pounds of skin. This is why it is extremely important for us to have healthy skin, simply because it is the largest organ in the human body.

The cyclic nature of our skin’s natural rhythm where old cells die and new cells are generated justifies that our skin should be treated as importantly as other parts of our body. We shed an incredible 30,000 to 40,000 of skin cells per minute.

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Image by PublicDomainPictures from Pixabay

The body’s skin is also affected deeply by what you eat, where you are, and how little or much fluid you drink.

One fact not many people know of is the symbiotic nature of your body’s skin and the gut. Even though these two body parts do not touch each other, there is an integral relationship between the two. For example, when the microbiome of the gut goes into a state of dysbiosis, in other words when the good bacteria is attacked in some way, then the body’s outer skin can be affected

Because of the multiple constraints on healthy skin, and the constant cellular change of one’s skin, it is thoroughly important to use a skin health regime that safeguards ageing, depending on your specific skin type as well.

The skin around the face naturally needs extra attention and care, not only in puberty but during the later years, where if the skin is unhealthy more wrinkles will form as well as there being a loss of elasticity. Within the face, the eye contour zone is the most delicate and needs extra attention with skincare.

Wrinkles appear on the face in the zones of skin where natural folds occur, and the skin becomes thinner and less elastic as ageing continues. Being exposed to UV light via the sun also contributes to more wrinkles on the skin appearing. UV light breaks down the collagen and elastin fibres in the skin. These fibres form the connective tissue that supports the skin. As this layer breaks down, the skin becomes weaker and less flexible. The skin starts to droop, and wrinkles appear.

Facial expressions like smiling, yawning, pouting, or even just speaking can cause wrinkles, as well as squinting the eyes, or frowning due to worry. As a person gets older, the wrinkles increase in number and depth. If you are a smoker, there can be damage to your facial skin because it reduces the blood supply thus causing wrinkles to the side of the mouth, as well as affecting the overall complexion. Alcohol is also a factor that can affect the skin through dehydration.

You can easily counteract the ageing and wrinkle process with the Obagi Professional-C Serum, which is a facial serum that contains Vitamin C (also known as L-ascorbic Acid) to brighten the skin and reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles

Stress is also a big factor in skin health, and it is essential that a daily skin care regime counteracts the daily stresses we all have to deal with from time to time.

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Image by S. Hermann & F. Richter from Pixabay

We also start ageing from the age of 20. This ageing of the skin can be quite a shock to many people, especially as many think ageing begins at the ages of 40. Sun exposure accounts for 90 percent of premature ageing as well as pollution and smoking. Collagen levels deteriorate quite quickly from the age of 20 therefore this gives a verifiable reason to look after your skin with a decent skin product like the Pure Obagi range of products to protect your skin.

Modern women are every day bombarded by images of fashion models with perfect skin, or photoshopped magazine features, however skin health should be a matter of habit, and not just for aesthetic reasons. Throughout one’s life, your health impacts multiple parts of your existence, and again, your skin is an integral part of your overall health.

Whatever your skin type, or skin colour, Pure Obagi skincare will repair and protect the skin throughout all of its levels. To look after your skin is an integral part of not only looking great but feeling great too. Go on you can do it!

BEYOND SATIRE: Howard Stern Alex Jones Puppet Quoted as Real Alex Jones by Daily Mail

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We don’t know how to take this because things are getting beyond satire, beyond surreal at the moment in the mainstream media.

Puppetgate

The Daily Mail is now using quotes from a puppet show on Howard Stern’s radio show as factual quotes from Alex Jones.

The thing is, did Alex Jones say those things anyway, because the fucking puppet quotes  Jones during the skit?

We’re getting seriously confused now, because we don’t know who to believe any more. Do we believe the puppet? Do we believe Alex Jones? Do we believe the Daily Mail?

Fuck knows!

 

Wake Up to Some Japanese Ads From the 1980s

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Want to start your day with a zing and a jolt to your spinal column which will set you up for the rest of the day?

Look no further, check out some of these amazing Japanese ads from the 1980s.

 

 

There’s something about Japanese adverts that capture the attention today, however the 1980s was the true symbolic breakthrough in commercialization, and creatively speaking, the Japanese sensibility is truly displayed in all its synth glory.

 

 

Opening up further to Western influences, Japanese ads in the 1980s often featured Hollywood celebrities making a quick buck in the land of the Rising Sun. Looks like Arnie paid for over half his income by appearing in Jap ads in the 80s.

 

 

The early 80s still had a 70s feel, especially music wise.

 

Daily Squib Giving FREE Holidays Away to Venice Beach California

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Our wonderful summer holiday give away to the incredible Californian paradise of Venice Beach will surely warm the cockles of your heart and spruce up your day.

All you have to do to receive a holiday of a lifetime for FREE is send a postcard to the address at the end of this article, and you will be guaranteed a holiday of a lifetime.

What You Need to Take

  1. There will be no need for money during the duration of your trip, because you will be living in a makeshift tent and rummaging through rubbish bins for food as well as aggressively begging for morsels to eat.
  2. You only need one set of clothes, and you do not even need shoes.
  3. You do not need a plane ticket or passport because you will be travelling to America in the cargo hold of a plane.
  4. You do not need to be a meth or Fentanyl addict, but it helps. If you are not an addict now, give it a few weeks, and you will be.
  5. Sucking tramp cocks for your next hit will be a requirement, so don’t forget to bring some mouthwash.
  6. There will be no need for toiletries or toilets for that matter. Just use any container you can find to defecate in then tip it out your tent afterwards.

 

Venice Beach is the epitome of the Hollywood life, as many blockbuster movies were made at the location, and is a notable zone for famous musicians of the past as well.

You will be a part of history as you set up your tent, and spend your days shooting up or pushing around a shopping trolley full of useless junk that no one wants.

The nightlife is really great too, there are at least three or four murders per week, lots of arson, and the noise of addicts arguing all night will afford you only a few minutes sleep.

Do not worry about the cops, California is a liberal state that allows every indignity or perversion to take place without any borders or consequences. The authorities will in fact enable you to do anything you want without any hindrance.

Send a postcard in a self-addressed stamped envelope with your answer to this question “Is socialism the best way? a) Yes it is b) Yes c) Yeah!” to Venice Beach Summer Comp. P.O. Box 3425, The Strand, Westminster, London W1A 4FV.

Dodgy Dave Caught in the Headlights Once Again

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Dodgy Dave is no stranger to sleaze and greed, and this time he’s under some real scrutiny after being caught in another dodgy deal.

This time Dodgy Dave tried to make a cool £65 million from brokering some dodgy deal and his dodgy lobbying inexpertise. How much is enough for Dave, he’s already a multi-millionaire? Clearly that is not enough for the greedy dodgy bastard.

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Dodgy Dave

“I wouldn’t buy a used shepherd’s hut from Dodgy Dave let alone get him to try and broker a dodgy deal. What do you take me for, a fool?” another dodgy greasy geezer called Rishi Sunak said today.

Sunak was clearly lying because the greasy bastard is implicated in the dodgy deal as well.

Naturally, this will all be brushed under the carpet by next week, which is what Crooked Dave is seriously praying for right now. It’s a good thing that the public forget things so easily and these dodgy deals can continue ad infinitum one after the other.

Millions Britons Queue to Get Infected by Coronavirus

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With the multiple coronavirus mutations still around, and continually adapting, Britons were today queuing outside shops and pubs, so they can once again restart the cycle of COVID-19 by getting infected.

Israeli data shows South African variant able to ‘break through’ Pfizer vaccine

If the Pfizer vaccine is useless to the South African variant, it can be assumed the Oxford vaccine is not far behind in uselessness to the deadly variant.

As we have already written, the virus needs to eat, and the human meat sacks have to be out and about for that to happen. For the virus to continue, it needs footfall, it needs shoppers, pub goers, etc because without footfall and human physical interaction it will not be able to spread. This is why the virus is now sighing in abject relief, because it can breathe again, it can spread once more, and it will start the cycle as before with more humans infected.

Now is therefore the time to prepare with further food supplies, water, distillation equipment, because this thing is not going away any time soon. Much like the Day of the Triffids, the people queuing in shops and crowding pubs today are reminiscent of those who watched the wonderful firework displays in the skies only the next day to lose their sight.

When the schools open next week, things will get even worse. Add in the international holidays and one can only imagine what will happen.

The majority of the population cannot control their consumerist or social programming, and they are the ones the virus is seriously counting on right now.

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