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PROPERTY EMPIRE: BLM Co-founder Profits Off the Misery of Black People

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Self-confessed Marxist, Patrice Cullors is nothing but a greed-driven fraudster who is using the plight of African Americans through the BLM organisation to build a vast multi-million dollar property empire.

“We take the donations, the Soros money, and we do not help the millions of African Americans struggling under the poverty line. Instead, I just bought some million dollar real estate folks. Thank you for your donation you motherfucking suckers!” Cullors was quoted from her new $1.4 million property in an exclusively white neighbourhood, Topanga, California.

The donations that suckers sent in to the BLM bank accounts in 2020 alone amounted to $90 million, with $21.7 million donated by grant funding from American taxpayers. Only a tiny fraction of that money, less than 2% was allegedly used to help African Americans.

BLM Co-Founder’s Jail Reform Group Dropped $26,000 At Luxury Malibu Beach Resort

“My real estate portfolio is now worth over $5 million and this is just the beginning folks, but, ahem, the offshore accounts where your BLM donations are held are in safe hands. Next week I’m looking at acquiring more real estate in the Bahamas, thanks to your BLM donations, the seaside home in the exclusive Albany resort where property costs between 5-20 million dollars will be mine as well. Keep those donations flowing folks, I’m praying for another white cop to shoot a black person on film.”

Ignorance they say is bliss, and that is the state of most BLM followers who blindly give millions of dollars in donations every year to Patrice Cullors and her accomplices so they can live a life of absolute luxury off the backs of struggling African Americans.

Who said slavery was dead? It’s alive and kicking with the BLM slave masters at the top of the chain.

Myth Debunked: Can You Win Real Money from A Casino Bonus?

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One of the most unique and interesting aspects of online casinos are definitely the bonuses. Players can earn a variety of freebies online and play with them. Sometimes, you can even get a bonus for free, although the terms for cashing it out will definitely involve some restrictions.

With so many bonuses to claim, there’s a heated debate among new players if they can win real money with a bonus. Some say that it’s possible, others are adamant that getting the real money out is impossible.

We’re here to debunk the myth and tell you how to choose the best casino deposit bonus and win real money.

The Different Types of Casino Bonuses

Before we go on, let’s talk a bit about the types of bonuses you can earn. Nearly all casinos online offer a deposit bonus as a welcome offer. It might come with or without a batch of free spins.

Deposit bonuses are only available after you make a deposit. You will get double the money to play with in most casinos, but it can cover a smaller portion of your deposit too.

Then there’s the no deposit bonus, the players’ Holy Grail. While popular, this bonus is rare and smaller than deposit bonuses, which is to be expected. No deposit bonuses don’t require you to fund your account first. Think of them as free money to play with, but they’re still subject to terms and conditions you must complete before requesting a withdrawal.

Slot players can enjoy plenty of free spins bonuses, while regulars and high rollers will benefit from loyalty rewards.

There are plenty of bonuses to earn in online casinos, but before you proceed claiming one, we strongly recommend reading the terms and conditions.

Wagering Requirements

The first thing you’ll notice under the T&Cs are the wagering requirements. They describe the number of times you have to turn (play) the bonus over before you can make a withdrawal. These are usually written under the bonus offer itself – for example, it might say wagering at 25x. If you’ve claimed a 100% bonus offer up to £100, you’ll have to wager the extra £100 25 times before you can get your winnings out.

To put it simply, you can win real money from a casino bonus, but you can’t get it out so easily.

Wagering requirements are in place to prevent bonus frauds. The casino might hand you some extra pounds for free, but it must earn something itself too. That’s why there are terms and conditions to any bonus you must read before claiming.

If you fail to complete the wagering in the pre-determined period, you’ll lose the bonus funds. It’s that simple. They’re essentially the fine line between winning real money from a bonus and losing it.

Bonuses are a great way to play with extra cash and possibly win more. However, if you want to keep those winnings, you will need to complete the T&Cs.

Searching the Internet Affects our Intelligence

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Internet Live Starts, one of the most reliable online platforms, indicates that more than 3.5 billion people use Google search to gain information. Simultaneously, the platform experiences an increase of 10% in the search engine search volume. It is not only common search questions or data like 5 pound free casino in a specific area, but around 16-20% of the searches are also new, i.e., no one has searched before this! The information varies greatly, and searching the internet for data is becoming predominant in people’s lives.

As a result, many scientists are studying the effects of searching the internet on human intelligence. The investigation you follow while querying the internet can have a substantial cognitive-developmental impact. It means that the internet affects the rate at which we keep our memories, pay attention, level of creativity and originality, and social networking/ interactions (virtual and physical). Here are some of the ways searching the internet is affecting our intelligence:

● Brains structure is adapting to the use of technology
● Continuous distractions reduce the brain to focus and concentration
● Personal creativity and originality is low
● Overdependence on the internet reduces IQ levels
● Poor memory retention rates

Brains structure is adapting to the use of technology

The University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) professor tested experienced internet users versus newbies by asking them to search for a few preselected items/ topics. He aimed to monitor brain activity during the exercise. He noted that experienced internet users’ brain activity was much higher in comparison to the newbies. It was apparent that they had more experience, especially when it came to problem-solving and decision-making. He had the newbies do different searches daily for a week and tested them against experienced users. Their brain activities were much higher, indicating that the brain adapts to technology when used regularly. In most instances, information available online either promotes a specific brand or information.

Most of it is junk that isn’t needed. For students learning and trying to earn a master’s degree, they can attest to the amount of time spent sifting through vast amounts of data to find the most relevant to their studies. However, what they come across is unverified, unreliable information that they cannot use. Since internet search is continuous, people’s brains are adapting, and with so much practice, the tasks become more uncomplicated.

Constant distractions reduce the brain’s focus and concentration

A senior research fellow at the Health Research Institute (NICM) in Western Sydney University researched how the internet could impact an individual’s brain structure, function, and overall cognitive development. One of his conclusions was that the continuous and limitless data and information streamed through the internet encourages divided attention. He concluded that divided attention leads to a decrease in a human’s capacity to focus or concentrate on a single subject or task. It is not abnormal to find a person or young teenager updating his Facebook page while listening to music and texting his friends. These three functions receive partial attention, and scientists believe that partial attention is a form of distraction.

Studies carried out at Stanford indicated that heavy internet users tend to ignore important information in favour of new information. A person may seek to identify and get information on an interesting upcoming subject that concentrates on the current and import data at hand. In other words, it is impossible to ignore an expected incoming email and focus on your more important daily tasks. For instance, players tend to get excited about getting a 500 first deposit bonus and forget to put on an excellent play to garner a win or double the prize.

Personal creativity and originality are low

In the past, people would sit down and come up with ideas on varying subjects. Using whatever materials they had at hand, they would develop their ideas resulting in quality work output. Today, such imagination and creativity are no longer there. If you ask a student to complete a project and ensure originality, the first question they ask is, “you sure no one has thought of this?” Then, they will log into the internet, do a quick search!

Immediately the data and helpful information to complete the assignment is made available. The internet provides not only the data but also the templates and predesigned artworks or patterns for use.

People no longer think, create or imagine. In addition to little recall of data and information, originality and creativity are no longer viable options. A neuroscience professor stated that creativity originates from a ‘mind that knows and remembers a lot!’ The professor believes that having a memory that recalls is essential to any invention.

However, technology has brought new ways to become creative, but it is all from online sources and not our brains or mind.

Overdependence on the internet reduces IQ levels

Whenever faced with a complex question, we all turn to computers, and on rare occasions, will people think of opening an encyclopedia. After all, even Wikipedia is an encyclopedia.

The brain impulse pushes you to the internet for quick access to information, and there is no need to carry or bring heavy book volumes for a study. Even though the information is easy to access, most people remember where they can find the data but not what the report entails in length. Plus, people scan the titles or short descriptions of the article and not the actual information.

Unlimited access to data or information is practical indeed. However, it can also be a source of many limitations, especially for students. The prevalence of research on many subjects on the internet has led to a decrease in student’s brainpower. All they need to do is sift through the different sites containing academic research papers to find the right one. The students no longer put in the effort required to read, research, and understand the subject at hand before developing original or fresh research content. This is taking a toll on human intelligence and, in some instances, lowering the IQ of brilliant people.

Poor memory retention rates

Since the information is easy to reach (retrieved) and access, it has become difficult for our brains to retain data (save). Another study placed several students on the test, indicating that their assignments would either be kept in a computer or be erased after completion.

The study reveals that students would retain the information in their minds if the internet’s data disappear or erased. The internet search and easy access to information affect an individual’s ability to recall. The participants whose data was to be erased paid much more attention and could recall the information on their assignments compared to the others.

Also, people no longer read while online or offline but power browses through available information. Power browsing means that instead of reading from either side left to right and up and down, people scan through the headings or titles. All they want to see and find is matching information or data that specifically stands out. In most instances, people do not pay attention, and neither do they concentrate on the comprehensive description.

The internet is a dynamic platform that keeps providing new data and information on different subjects. Continuous access to search content, as discussed above, can have varying impacts on an individual’s intelligence levels. The brain can adapt and change, but overdependence leads to poor memory recall, low IQ, low concentration and focus, and many more.

Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh Seen Entering Heaven

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Multiple witnesses, on the morning of Prince Philip’s death at 99-years-old, say they saw the Duke of Edinburgh embarking on his final joyride to heaven.

On a sunny spring morn, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh decided to pop his clogs and leave this world behind.

Alfie Grinshaw, 51, from East Twichfield, Suffolk, was on a day trip to Windsor Castle when he witnessed the Duke of Edinburgh lifting off in a bright orange, Dukes of Hazzard, General Lee, Dodge Charger.

“I was just tucking into my cheese and pickle sarnie when I heard this almighty whoosh! It was the Duke himself, and he had a great big smile on his face as he sat in the General Lee. He honked the horn, you know the one from the Dukes of Hazzard, and lifted off into the sky like a clap of thunder.”

Mavis Dibbles, 84, from Framlingham, said she also saw the Duke shooting off in the General Lee.

“I almost expected Rosco P. Coltrane and Boss Hog to come around the corner chasing him. The Duke seemed eager to get away,” she revealed.

This really did happen, you can believe the witnesses, it really is true…

Neuralink: Monkey Playing Pong

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Elon Musk’s Neuralink program of brain chipping is moving ahead in strides with a new video of a monkey playing pong.

This amazing brain interface is a start in brain chipping which will enhance humans in the future, but most of all help those who are paralysed to interface and communicate better with others.

Whether we as humans will ever get to the level of Matrix style bulk downloads of information and instructional manuals is another thing.

The whole education system would be made redundant overnight if one could gain the ability to speak Japanese or any other language with a brief download into the brain. Want to fly a Huey, or learn the whole physics curriculum in seconds? That would be an amazing time, but would it bring forth a sense of ennui in humans? Would anything be challenging any more if you could learn the entire Jiu Jitsu martial art in three seconds?

The possibilities are endless, especially when humans may even be able to communicate with animals one day. Unfortunately, humans are still only at the beginning of this amazing journey, and have a long way to go yet.

What does Elon Musk’s team have for us next?

BREAKING: Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh Has Just Died

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Today is a very sad day for the royal family, and the Queen, as Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh has passed away.

It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty The Queen announces the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle.

Further announcements will made in due course.

The Royal Family join with people around the world in mourning his loss.

Friday, 9 April 2021

https://www.royal.uk/

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GUILTY! Chauvin Thrown Under a Bus by Minneapolis Police and Doctors

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Medical and police experts paraded out in the George Floyd court case have all conclusively proven to the jury with their expertise that the policeman who put a knee on Floyd during his arrest, Derek Chauvin, is guilty in the eyes of the court.

Even though Floyd had an inhuman amount of Fentanyl and Methamphetamine in his blood system that would normally kill a human, it has been evident from the opinions of the Minneapolis police and medical experts that Chauvin killed Floyd by restraining him during the arrest.

The threat of mass riots if Chauvin is not deemed guilty is too great for the police and authorities, therefore it is imperative that the policeman is given at least 10-20 years in prison. If this does not happen, there will be mass riots led by BLM and ANTIFA for months after the trial.

Watching the trial, the defence seems powerless in the face of the mounting evidence against Chauvin.

It is thus a certainty that Chauvin will be condemned to a guilty charge when sentencing occurs.

On that fateful day, what Chauvin did was a sign of a cop who had too much, and did not seem to care about his actions any more. For his actions, he will have to pay, and he knows that very well. What will be not noted in the court case is how policemen and women have to deal with so much stress every day of their lives, and their mental state can become dangerously skewed due to the extreme tensions of their daily routine.

UPDATE 4TH May 2021

When one of the jurors was an active BLM activist who attended rallies before being chosen for the jury, what sort of justice could Derek Chauvin receive but BIASED JUSTICE? This is proof alone that the American judicial system is not fit for purpose.

Brandon Mitchell, known as Juror #52, told Minneapolis news outlets Monday that he attended the Aug. 28 march in Washington, D.C., featuring speeches by George Floyd’s siblings, while a photo circulating online shows him with two cousins wearing the T-shirt as well as a “Black Lives Matter” hat.

What may come back to haunt the prosecution is that Mr. Mitchell, 31, answered “no” when asked during jury selection if he had attended any protests for George Floyd.

Biden: “Hand Over Your Guns America”

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Joe Biden and the American socialist party are getting closer to banning guns in America.

“We want to make it so hard to own a gun with all the bureaucracy and checks, as well as new executive orders banning parts of guns that you won’t be able to own any, and if you do, it will be mandatory confiscation,” Biden said on Thursday.

Millions of Americans will now be viewed as felons due to the executive orders Biden has recently introduced.

The six executive orders Biden has directed the DOJ to address will mean that AR-15 pistol brace devices—speciality slings that replace standard shoulder stocks—could potentially outlaw once-legal guns. The rule changes have the potential to turn millions of gun owners into felons.

“If you own one of these weapons, we’re coming for you, and you better hand it over. C’mon man, what’s wrong with you? Why do you need a gun anyways? It’s not as if it’s unsafe in crime ridden America,” Biden added before forgetting his train of thought.

Complete gun confiscation is the long-lost dream of the Democrat Party, and it’s finally coming true. Unfortunately for the Democrats, Obama, during his reign of terror, did not manage to take guns away from the American people, but now under the Obama third term (indirectly) the onus will be complete gun control, and they are making up any laws they want to complete their action.

Every tyrannical state in history has always disarmed their population, because they fear their citizens. To not have the ability to defend yourself runs counter to any real American, who were effectively born with a 44 Magnum in their hands.

Totalitarian tiptoe

The Biden administration are not going for a sudden confiscation scenario but bit by bit, and one day Mr and Mrs America will wake up in a country when all firearms are not allowed to be owned legally.

“When they come for your guns, hand them over and smile, because the criminals in your neighbourhood will be the only ones who own guns now, but you will not be able to do. How’s that for the ultimate kick in the teeth?” one guy said on hearing the news.

Experts: Meghan Markle Thought She Could Move Up Rank in Royal Family

According to royal experts, Meghan Markle assumed she could move up royal rank and misunderstood how the monarchy works.

“Markle assumed by entering into the British royal family she would have the ability, like in her Hollywood life, to increase her rank in the royal family. This is where Markle fell down because she severely mistook or was ignorant to the fact that there is very rarely a move up the ranks in the monarchy. Once you are put in a certain rank, that’s it, unless you are crowned a regent at some point.

“This is why Markle, who is a power mad narcissistic megalomaniac, could not handle her mid to lower level position in the royal family and started to kick up a storm with her Hollywood tantrums.

“Prince Harry once said ‘What Meghan wants Meghan gets’ and he was correct in his observation, because once Markle found out she could not get the same status as William and Kate, she embarked on her plan to ruin Harry’s life by taking him away from the royal family to North America.

“Psychopathic traits are key to Meghan Markle’s psychosis, and one thing these people do is they create havoc wherever they go.

“Markle has modelled herself on Harry’s mother, Diana, and now psychologically, he is a prisoner to her. Imagine being Harry, who lost his mother once, now he has this thing pretending to be his mother, if he loses that as small as it is, he will lose everything. One thing that Markle has learned as well in Hollywood as a Z-list actress, to get her roles, is how to perform the most amazing fellatio, which opens doors for people like her almost instantaneously. Markle is such an expert in fellatio that any man under her spell would be foolish to even think about going elsewhere. This and other methods are used by Markle to continue using her victims by eventually bleeding them completely dry, in more ways than one. As Wallis Simpson was an aficionado of the Shanghai Technique, so too is Meghan Markle in making it a near impossibility for Harry to think about leaving her expert technique.

“Markle tolerates Harry because he is naive, and of low IQ, as well as holding a royal title. Harry is therefore the perfect mark to be exploited, and by adding children into the mix, the chains are further solidified. Harry had to pony up Diana’s inheritance to buy the house for Meghan which she will eventually take for herself. There is a valid reason Markle chose California for settling down, and that is because Californian divorce law favours women by about 95%, and men are left destitute after the courts and lawyers have finished their work.

“Meghan and Harry never left the royal family because of press intrusion as they falsely claimed. It was because Markle could not get what she wanted, and she had an almighty hissy fit through her unwarranted power play moves.

“As for Harry, he has been completely indoctrinated now, and much like a dangerous cult member or Scientologist, there is little anyone can do for him. The British royal family should completely write him off, and rescind their Duke and Duchess titles because they are no more relevant in any way, and are only being used by Harry and Meghan for commercial purposes. There is nothing anyone can do now to save Harry, as Meghan’s evil spell is complete. The Queen holds a special part of her heart for Harry, but she must ultimately choose between her duty as regent to save the monarchy by taking away Harry and Meghan’s titles or lose everything. Continual damage will be meted on the royal family if the Queen does not act decisively and fast.”

Woman Caught Covid From Farting Man

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A Pimlico woman, 43, caught Covid on Tuesday when a man farted in her presence whilst shopping in her Sainsburys local store.

“I had just picked up an aubergine when I heard the ripper fart. At first I thought someone had dropped a shopping basket on the floor when I smelled the fart smell. I did not have a mask on at the time, and my mouth was open, so the fart went in there as well. I rushed home in shock, two days later I tested positive for Covid.”

Dr. Ranjit Gupta, a Covid-19 expert, explains how the fart may have infected the woman.

“When a fart is expelled from the anus, methane gas mixed with other gut particles and miniscule droplets of water and faeces dissipate over a large area. Farting with gusto, or maybe just a little squeaker can affect the amount of material expelled from the anus. If in an enclosed space, a fart can be more pervasive and hang around the atmosphere for longer. I had a vindaloo last night and I think I may fart right now, excuse me *parp*!”

Farting is like coughing, but from the other end, so beware of those farts.

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