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Russian and Chinese Military Movement Symbol of Weak USA

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We can only pray for someone to take over the USA who is strong, because under Biden, the ‘world’s policeman’ has never been weaker. Recent Russian and Chinese military movement can testify to the weakness of former global powers like the USA to act.

Just as half of Ukraine was lost under the weak Obama regime, we are once again seeing Russian troops massing on the Ukraine front. Similarly, in the South China Sea, the Chinese ships are making incursions into Philippine territory as well as in Taiwan.

NATO itself is a weakly coordinated group of nations, who are slow to act, and unwilling to do much but watch from the sidelines.

 

There will come a time eventually when the Russians and Chinese undertake their plans of conquest, whether in concert or not, they are getting impatient. It is telling that a weak Biden is more concerned with trivial socialist pet-projects that do nothing apart from throw American tax dollars into a black money hole never to be seen again. Biden is a profligate old fool who is stuck in his basement spending other peoples money as if it were water.

The U.S. military is now more concerned with transvestite transgender soldiers than preparing to confront America’s greatest enemies. Biden has made it his policy to root out capable patriot and conservative fighters from the military, instead moulding it into a socialist PC effeminate group of weakling cry babies who will most probably bend over and spread their cheeks at the first sign of trouble. The Biden socialists are emasculating the U.S. Army, when every troop is a sashaying molly, how will they fight the enemy if they fancy them? Yes, human rights for minority groups are important, however there is a time and place for this, and the army should be a capable force, not a fashion parade for politically correct social justice perpetual victims.

Where Biden’s army is moving towards emasculation, the communist Chinese are trying to rectify their past practices and are now promoting masculinity in their youth.

 

Add in the factor that America has not fought a real force since WW2, they have been accustomed to fighting (bullying) small nations like Vietnam and Iraq, who still kicked some American ass even though they were heavily outgunned. Fighting China and Russia will be a whole new kettle of fish, and under the weak non-leadership of a babbling senile Biden, it ain’t going to be much of a fight. Biden and Putin are no match.

Maybe the socialist Americans can try some of their ‘cancel culture’ on the looming Russian and Chinese armies. If they cancel the threat by ignoring it exists, it might miraculously go away.

Happy Eostre Celebrating Pagan Spring

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Just like most things, the Christian religion stole Easter from the pagans who celebrated Eostre with little fluffy bunnies as a symbol thousands of years before Christianity was invented.

The Christians stole the symbolic pagan ritual of the son (sun) on a cross and the solar rebirth. The cross actually is symbolic of the Southern Cross constellation, and Eostre was celebrated as the sun overcoming the powers of darkness thousands of years before the Christians hijacked the pagan rituals for themselves.

The goddess Eostre’s symbol was a rabbit, and the exchange of eggs, painted in decorative designs was a pagan custom which symbolised rebirth. Hot cross buns are another ancient custom stolen from the pagans by the Christians, even though in the early days of Christianity the clergy tried to stop the pagan women from baking sacred cakes to celebrate Eostre. Eventually over time the Christians adopted the same tradition they tried to ban in the first place.

Christianity did not only steal from the ancient Sumerian civilisation with the story of the great flood (Epic of Gilgamesh) but the 4000 B.C. Sumerian goddess Inanna (Ishtar – Easter) was plundered for her story, as she was hanged naked on a stake, resurrected ascending from the underworld.

Christianity also stole greatly from the ancient Egyptians, with the god Horus, born on the 25 December, a symbol of life and rebirth, adopted by the Christians as Jesus and the spring equinox. Horus was conceived by a virgin named Meri (Mary) and had a stepfather named Seb (Joseph). Born in a cave (manger), his birth was announced by an angel, and a star heralded his birth, attended by shepherds (wise men). At the age of 30 this god was baptised in a river, and he had 12 disciples. Horus (KRST = Christ) performed miracles, raising someone from the dead, and walked on water. Iusa or Horus was eventually crucified on a cross between two thieves and after three days in a tomb rose from the dead. The sun god, Mithras, who fired an arrow at a rock creating water, an act the Christians took as the symbol of baptism, was also part of the great Christian theft. There are many more examples of ancient pagan gods being adopted by the Christians in their bible.

Throughout history and the ancient world, elements of the pagans were plundered by the Christians to amalgamate into their new religion which then flourished as the old pagan followers and their priests were persecuted to death.

Once the pagans and their temples had been destroyed, it was time to build churches in their place and to spread Christianity across the globe by force. The Spanish Inquisition and the Spanish genocidal spread of forced Christianity in South America are prime examples.

All of this is old news of course, and most people know it, however the man-made religion of Christianity still continues simply because it is so entrenched in tradition now.

Generationally adopted from each family line, and promoted by the great deceiver priests in their magnificent church buildings. This is why you have to enjoy your plundered Easter today, knowing full well how it is a stolen festival borne from the blood of murdered pagans who were erased from history by the Christian zealots and their armies.

The symbol of the Christian Easter today should be dead pagan corpses swimming in rivers of blood with Christian soldiers ordered by priests standing triumphant over their plunder.

 

Biden Denies He is a “Useless Sack of Shit”

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Joe Biden today emphatically denied that he was a “useless sack of shit” and vowed on continuing on his current path of uselessness.

“C’mon man gimme a break. I just let in 400,000 Hondurans through the border only yesterday, what with falling down the stairs three times and letting the Russians take the rest of the Ukraine, as well as bankrupting the USA with the Trillion dollar Great Reset, I’m doing great,” Biden quipped from his basement.

Biden never mentions the election any more, simply because it is a sore subject. Amazingly, despite hardly appearing on the campaign trail, he was said to amass over 85 million votes, more than anyone in the history of elections.

“No, I will not go there. Those dead people and illegals who voted Democrat, as well as the non existent voters who miraculously voted, actually voted for me. My contacts in the CCP can vouch for me 110%.”

Americans can be proud of their electoral and Judicial system because they abandoned the American people when they needed them most.

In 2024 when the next US election takes place, it can be assured now that the Democrats will win that one as well, and subsequent elections thereafter.

SCIENTISTS : Chinese Military Creating Human Animal Hybrid Soldiers

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Where Western science has certain ethics, in China anything goes. Sources within the Chinese scientific community confirm that the military is developing human animal hybrids that will be used as soldiers. The Chinese have been working on chimeras for some time, and their continued research is now coming into fruition.

Imagine the sheer strength and agility of a gorilla, and the ability to grow back limbs like a lizard, or the ability to see clearly at night. Nothing is off limits with the Chinese scientists who are ordered to develop these hybrid scientific operations in the search for the ultimate super soldier.

These genetically modified hybrids would also be optimised for intelligence in combat, following orders with precision with practically no fear or remorse. Agile battalions moving with lightning speed and strength,  armed with precision weapons and aided with high tech resources.

One can imagine an air drop of these creatures or maybe seemingly innocent looking freight ships landing on the shores of some asleep Western country full of hybrid super soldiers ready to carry out carnage on a scale never before seen.

Couple the assault with a calculated EMP strike rendering all electronic equipment useless, and the element of surprise would be devastatingly delicious for the Chinese communists.

The Wuhan Chinese Virus was the precursor and initial strike on global nations, its purpose was destabilisation, economic devastation, and millions of deaths. The CCP’s modus operandi is first to prepare for war, and the global viral pandemic was the perfect conduit.

Remember, every physical product you buy is funding the Chinese military. These are products created by Chinese Communist slaves in factories with extremely poor working conditions that pump out vast amounts of shit into the atmosphere daily, all so you can enjoy your cheap plastic trinkets.

Squib Closed For Our Annual Day Off

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April Fool’s Day is the Daily Squib’s one day off in the whole year so don’t expect any posts from us today. Whilst everyone else in the media may post the odd April Fool’s article, it is our tradition to take the day off.

It was on this day in 2007 when the Squib first went live on the internets, and if we’re not censored to death further we shall continue.

The Coronavirus is Feeding Very Well Right Now Thanks to End of Lockdown

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This is exactly what the coronavirus prescribed, a deluge of human meat sacks in the parks and any space they can find spreading the virus once again. To see the viral hosts all packed onto beaches and parks cheek to cheek would have no doubt put a very large smile on the virus as it was mealtime once again. The virus needs to eat, and it supped on some real fodder as the idiots took one chink of sun to come out as a signal to bunch up together and inadvertently get infected.

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It’s not only the multiple strains that are now thriving, which will eventually of course branch off into further strains rendering the current vaccines useless, but the economic injury to the economy with a further lockdown will no doubt be just as bad.

Even if you have been vaccinated once or twice does not mean you will not contract Covid-19 or one of its many strains, however to see the maskless crowds on Monday of this week was a confirmation that many people have forgotten any risk from the virus affecting them in any way.

Already schools have been open for a month and the virus has made further inroads into population areas, but the effects of this will take a few more weeks to show up on the daily figures. Now that pubs and unnecessary shops will open soon as well, there will be a further deluge, especially as only a few people are wearing masks now.

The London Underground trains are already packed cheek to jowl, one can only imagine the atmosphere in each train carriage as the sardines all inhale and exhale the same air, the water droplets infected with viral particles distributing throughout the carriage, some landing on eyeballs, or open mouths, or inhaled deeply into the lungs.

Add in EU citizens some of them infected coming in and out of the UK through all open ports, especially while a third wave is raging through the European continent, and you can see the opportunities for the virus to continue its feeding frenzy.

It is thus only a matter of time till the next wave, so start preparing right now.

The never-ending circle of stupidity continues…

If You Are ‘Woke’ You Are Working For the Communist Chinese

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Being ‘Woke’ is the new Marxist phrase for detesting Western culture, history, morals and democracy, and was created by Chinese operatives working in Western nations within the last two decades.

Demoralisation of nations takes a few generations, because people have to be indoctrinated in Marxism and in ways to think like the enemy want people to think. Western nations have thus been targeted to educate their youth in how to hate their own nation, funded, indoctrinated by Chinese operatives who have infiltrated the education institutions of the West.

Why are some large well-known brands going ‘Woke’? One would think this is not good for business, however there is a very good reason for it — money. As much as Western universities depend on Chinese communist money, many large businesses are tied in with Chinese money. Consider the monetary value of 1.443 billion Chinese consumers, and it is easy to see why the board of directors will do anything the Chinese Communist Party want them to do.

The long term agenda of course for China is conquest, and by demoralising entire nations, causing riots, and making people despise themselves, the Chinese successfully divide entire populations. The Chinese, although racist themselves, know that multiculturalism in the West is a weak chink in the armour, therefore they pit people against each other through racist operations with CCP controlled groups like BLM and ANTIFA.

People who deem themselves as ‘woke’ are therefore indirectly or directly working for the Chinese Communist Party and its clandestine operations in the West. You have been indoctrinated to believe and follow a Marxist form of communism that is insidious and harmful not only to key Western values of freedom, democracy, and justice, but you are knowingly or unknowingly a useful idiot used by Chinese operatives within the West.

Undermining the West is the biggest priority for the CCP because future plans involve eradication of the Western population so that they can be replaced by Chinese people. China due to its manufacturing is now a polluted wasteland, and the air in most places is unbreathable, but the factories still have to churn out the cheap plastic products for the West, so they can fund the build-up of the Chinese military.

Technology is not cheap or easy to research for military operations, so as much as Chinese agents in the West have infiltrated and stolen military and business secrets later adopted by the PLA, and CCP, the sheer cost of research and development of military hardware/software is immense. The Chinese factories thus churn out their pollution into the earth’s atmosphere every day because money is needed for the Chinese military industrial complex.

Once the greatest nation in the world, the USA today is in serious danger because of the ‘Woke’ infiltration as well as the administration which is tied to China. Joe Biden, through his son, is an asset of the CCP, and is a danger to national security, however the Chinese money that flows into the United States is too large an amount to ignore.

The many variables the Chinese use to undermine the West are all working very nicely, and through Soviet states like the European Union, China is given strength every day.

It is only a matter of time as those who are ‘woke’ see the Chinese troops entering their shores, they will greet the PLA soldiers with open arms cheering their arrival, but will they cheer as they as all others are put in trenches and shot in the head?

Perpetual Victimhood Now a Required Human Right

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Bob Dillon always knew everyone has to answer to someone, but many in the population are surprised to find out that there is always someone higher up the ladder to answer to. Victimhood is thus these days a required element of human rights, and it is this perpetual state of being a victim that makes up our news headlines daily.

The rich are victims of the tax system as much as the poor are victims of the rich, and so this eternal Venn diagram of victimhood is sown.

Victims come thick on a constant basis in our poverty rich world; we have the refugees, the economic migrants, the perpetually betrayed socialists who always moan about something, the Remoaners who constantly bay against Brexit, and even the royals who are hounded by the media. You see, victimhood goes up the line and touches many in every stratum of human society.

You found a toe nail in your soup in some restaurant, well the natural thing is for the Daily Mail or some other tabloid to write up a double page spread of the incident of your victimhood, of course with a large photo of you in your best suit smiling and holding it up for the camera. This is prominent news for these tabloids who even publish peoples social network comments as ‘news’ such is their desperation for spamming the web with their banality.

In the ‘Woke’ culture of today everyone is some sort of victim, and there may even come a day when bullies will themselves be deemed as victims and given sympathy. The modern woman of course is the biggest victim in Woke culture, and even though modern women have more rights than ever before in history, they cannot make their minds up whether they are still victims of dastardly men, who in reality are now the victims of a program of vilification that seems endless.

If you are a victim, don’t forget to teach your kids to be victims too, so they can teach their kids to be victims, and ongoing generations.

Burglars are victims of poverty according to courts and are perennially let off for breaking into peoples houses and taking their valuables. These days the actual victims of crime are the forgotten victims, according to the courts they deserved to be burgled and their valuables stolen because they had made the effort to work hard in their lives to acquire some valuables. This is not good in a socialist society especially, and the burglar who is a victim of poverty thus deserves to walk free after robbing you of your valuables.

We could go on and on detailing all of the victims, but we just can’t be bothered any more, perhaps we’re a victim of perpetual laziness and apathy because we just don’t give two fucks any more.

Fleeting Fame of British Celebrities Exposed

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There’s something about D-list British celebrities that’s well below standard, and if one remembers the 90s with Eastenders starlets like Daniella Westbrook and Brian Harvey of the sickly boy band East17, their banal cockney stardom was a rite of passage for the common folk who aspired to be lifted from the grime of anonymity.

Embrace the wonder and power of drugs when you look at Daniella Westbrook’s face today in 2021, her skin ravaged by years of cocaine abuse, her nose practically hanging off the destroyed cartilage, she is a stark contrast to the youthful beauty she exuded, she has been through the mincemeat machine more than once, a testament to the excesses of Uncle Charlie. One could postulate that Keith Richards looks better than her, even though he has probably done more drugs than any other soul in the rock’n’roll firmament, and he’s still fucking standing loud and proud. To compare a D-list soap opera actress and one of the greatest rock’n’rollers to ever live is a moot point, talent and career wise, but in the context of looks, there is a certain validity to it.

brian harveyBrian Harvey, on the other hand is the same ilk as Daniella Westbrook, and he was shamefully a member of some erroneous boy band some decades ago, and is a lesson in the Music Biz’s Mephistophelian ways. How fleeting fame is to many, exploited by evil pedo scum managers these idiots thought they made it, they were sold the dream, yet are now penniless. Harvey now lives in a mid-terraced property in some shit hole part of London, there are no private jets or long winding driveways. East17 are the epitome of Music Biz nightmares, performing monkeys with egos the size of skyscrapers fuelled by cheap low-quality drugs that have absolutely nothing to show for their putrid performances — absolutely nothing.

Fame is indeed a fleeting moment for many, one only has to peruse the right side of the Daily Mail front page on the web, to wonder who these people all are? Each week a new crop unveils itself, how much did they pay their PR people to get to that innocuous and irrelevant level of existence, these people have no discernable distinguishing features they all look and act the same. It is very hard to even remember their names, and they’re supposed to be ‘famous’ celebrities. All these disgusting vile narcissists vying for that little bit of attention from an increasingly jaded and terminally bored public.

This is why Harvey and Westbrook are the poster children for the morbid death of British celebrity-hood, the devil wrote them up a contract, and they squandered the opportunity, but that’s not the devil’s problem – it never is – he’s still going to collect even if the deal was completed or not.

Choke on your cocaine you gluttonous untalented pukes, look at Daniella Westbrook’s repellant face today and for one second in your mind imagine how beautiful she used to once be, if that ain’t the devil talking through a crack pipe, then what is?

Alternatively you can watch a Brian Harvey rant on YouTube where he is visibly having a complete paranoid drugged up schizoid break down in front of his subscribers.

Whatever the case, there is no rhyme or reason to the way things worked out for these two examples, it just is what it is, and to watch their slow car crash online is somehow liberating, because at the time of their heyday, you knew they were shite and part of a sick celebrity circus of banality, and years after the fact, the proof is in the pudding, to add another cliché to the proceedings. Nothing is nothing in the end, and if you have nothing, nothing will come of you in the end.

DESIGN PLUS: WHY PEUGEOT AND RENAULT CHANGED THEIR LOGOS

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These are fast times for automotive design. Recently the news broke in France that two of the country’s leading automotive brands – Peugeot and Renault – had changed their logos. But as experts reminded me, the initiatives come hot on the heels of rebrands for Audi, Nissan, Volkswagen, Kia, Mini and General Motors.

There’s more behind this than a need to freshen their appeal for younger drivers. The transition from fossil fuel to electric; competition from “electric only” brands; the increasing importance of the Chinese market (and Chinese brands); the decline in car ownership, as well as a related shift in positioning from “car companies” to mobility providers – all these are having a dramatic impact.

Peugeot was more vocal about the change than its rival – perhaps because the change itself is more radical, replacing the heraldic “rampant” lion with a lion’s head in profile. (A sports fan friend of mine in the UK joked that it reminded him of the Gloucester Rugby team logo.)

In fact, the Peugeot design harks back to one used by the company in the 1960s. Coincidentally, Renault’s discreet new look refers to the logo designed by the artist Victor Vasarely in 1972. So it seems that automakers are drawing on their heritage for solidity in the midst of seismic changes. Automotive journalists like those at Autoevolution.com have been broadly positive about the moves.

One graphic designer – who preferred to be quoted off the record as she’s worked for both brands – came down clearly on the side of the Renault logo. “It’s simple, strong and dynamic. It’s timeless yet looks clearly towards the future. It scales easily, adapts to any situation, is open and flexible with good energy circulating within it. And you don’t need to write ‘Renault’ next to it.”

She had reservations about the Peugeot lion, which she felt was “busy and complex”, so perhaps less adaptable to the digital world. She also felt that it departed dramatically from the brand’s DNA. “Strategically, it puts Peugeot in a high luxury category, as the badge shape has similarities to Porsche, Maserati, Lamborghini or Jaguar.”

Three words sum up the new Peugeot logo: quality, timeless and assertive

The logo itself was designed by Peugeot in-house, while the W agency created the rest of the new visual identity, which will be seen in digital and print communication as well as at dealerships and motor shows. The bespoke agency OPen – created for Peugeot by Omnicom – is handling a global rebranding initiative bearing the slogan “Lions of our time”. The underpinning idea is that today’s generation are less interested in earning a fortune than in “quality time” – the value of experience.

On its UK website, Peugeot confirms that its goal is to “move upmarket”. It adds: “Peugeot’s new identity asserts its positioning as an innovative high-end generalist brand. Three words sum up the new Peugeot logo: quality, timeless and assertive.”

Logo_Renault_hoodIt’s fair to say that tampering with a logo is a delicate business – the history of branding is fraught with logo changes that raised consumers’ hackles. As the pandemic has shown us, brands that people have known all their lives can be an unexpected source of reassurance amid the multimedia clutter.

Clothing retailer Gap famously pulled its new logo within a week in 2010 after an online backlash. Fruit juice brand Tropicana experienced a similarly humbling experience five years later.

Independent creative director Aaron Levin commented: “The major issue is that a branding project is systemic, holistic and each contact point is one part of the big puzzle that ends up being the brand. But most people react to the one part that gets squeezed into a media presence, usually a new name or a new logo, without the big picture.”

As the rebranding only takes on its full meaning and force through time, first reactions can be negative, he observes. “Of course, in our social media dominated communication-scape, this negativity gets blown-up way out of proportion.”

He points out that, in the digital realm, both Airbnb and Instagram got “bashed” for their rebrands: the former because people felt the new logo resembled breasts or a derriere, and the latter because users loved the vintage Polaroid look of the original version.

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“But if you look at how the rebrand helped Airbnb get to a whole new level today, and look back at what their identity was before, it’s obvious they made the right move,” he says. “Same goes for Instagram. When they changed to the more abstract camera icon, people felt that they had lost their soul. But the Polaroid version worked when Instagram was just a filter that made your pictures look vintage. Instagram was transitioning to becoming a social media platform in its own right and it needed a simpler icon that could be reduced to a few pixels in the footer of a web site.”

Logos in any field do not drive change – they are driven by change. So despite their retro allure, it’s likely that the new logos soon to be affixed to the radiator grilles of Peugeot and Renault automobiles are pointing in the right direction.

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