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A Business Guide: How To Attract International Clients

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A Business Guide: How To Attract International Clients

If your business has recently maxed out its money-making potential, you might want to consider looking further afield for profit by attracting international clients. Your home-nation audience might be your bread and butter, but they aren’t necessarily your be-all-and-end-all. There’s a whole world of consumers out there just waiting for a company like yours to offer them a service; you just need to extend your reach to them!

Here are three things you must do if you want to attract international clients:

1. Optimise your online image

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The Internet doesn’t abide by borderlines or boundaries. It has the capacity to reach all four corners of the earth without being impeded, which is why you must optimise your online image at all costs. Once you perform this crucial task, you will find it much easier to reach, engage, and retain a further-reaching audience that spans the entire globe.

To optimise your company’s online image, you must:

  • Showcase your expertise on organic online outlets (blogs, forums, etc.)
  • Display your company culture and values via your ‘About Us’ page
  • Maintain an approachable brand identity on all platforms
  • Be there for your customers at all times in the day by offering a LiveChat service
  • Engage with your audience via social media and always respond to their feedback

2. Get out there and show your face

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If you want your international target market to trust in your business, you need to get out there and show your face! You can’t continue to hide beyond a video technology monitor — you need to showcase the fact that you are, quite literally, willing to go the extra mile to provide your overseas audience with an optimised level of service.

To ensure that your travelling experiences go off without a hitch in this instance, be sure to make use of an intelligent business travel tool. With an optimised travel management solution at your disposal, you will find it easier to remain on schedule with regard to attending important meetings, networking events, and talks. This will showcase your high level of professionalism, which in turn will be sure to improve the authoritativeness of your international brand image going forward.

3. Perform extensive market research

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No matter what specific overseas audience you choose to target, it’s imperative that you perform an extensive amount of research on them. The fact that you haven’t grown up saturated in their culture means that won’t understand the intricate nuances of their consumer habits, which is why you must take some time to study their purchasing patterns, needs, and specifications.

For comprehensive advice and guidance on the matter of conducting international market research, be sure to click here.

Is your business ready to take that next all-important leap forward in its development? If so, you should make an effort to crack into the international market. When you decide to take on this difficult yet incredibly rewarding challenge, be sure to remember all of the advice laid out above.

Fashion Film: ‘Alex’ by Prolific Milan Photographer Luca Spreafico

Darryl Saunders
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Fashion Film: ‘Alex’ by Prolific Milan Photographer Luca Spreafico

Fashion film is a genre that over the years has greatly evolved. Whereas in the past we’d generally define it as non-narrative video connected to a brand or label, nowadays, this definition appears to be rather obsolete. Fashion film has now become a playground for creatives to experiment with: film directors may want to break away from traditional ways of telling a story and photographers may be looking for a way into the film industry. That’s what happened with Milan-based fashion photographer Luca Spreafico, who has just released his fashion film Alex. Even though in the past he’s produced video content alongside his photography work, this work represents his first narrative piece.

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Spreafico shared the project with me last year, just as we were about to come out of the strictest of lockdowns here in Italy. Especially for those whose work relies on meeting people and producing new content for clients, not being able to leave the house generally meant not being able to work. That’s why in addition to moving closer to the type of content that he wants to make in the future, Alex also represented an opportunity for the director to not stand still and have something to share with people across film festivals (which took place mostly online), platforms and online media.

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The film breaks away from pre established video genres and finds itself at a crossroad between fashion film, short film and dance video. Inspired by EMDR therapy, Alex looks at abandonment during childhood as something that is likely to accompany us into adulthood. Through an experimental, movement-led approach, Alex recreates a dreamlike scenario in which dance becomes a release tool to work through one’s traumas.

When I watched the film for the first time, I realised how the fear of being abandoned is something that we all have in common. Knowing that one day those who have cared for will no longer be there has to be one of the hardest realisations and something that can hardly be expressed through words. With Alex, Spreafico gracefully unfolds this narrative through movement and dance, taking us on an emotional journey into the human psyche.

Link: https://vimeo.com/467642809

Xi Jinping Regrets His Covid-19 Virus Not Killed Enough People Worldwide

Darryl Saunders
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Xi Jinping Regrets His Covid-19 Virus Not Killed Enough People Worldwide

Addressing the CCP on Friday, Chairman Xi Jinping, outlined his great plan to counteract his severe disappointment regarding the lacklustre amount of deaths from the Wuhan Institute of Virology engineered virus — Covid-19. Global deaths have been disappointing to the Chinese president, and now further plans for another engineered virus are afoot.

“The Covid-19 virus, engineered by our CCP and PLA scientists has regrettably only managed to neutralise approximately 3.5 million people globally. This pitiful amount falls way short of China’s forecast, and is cause for serious concern regarding my 5-year-plan to re-populate all nation’s of the world with only Chinese people. I have now ordered our great scientists to engineer another virus, but this time it must be more deadly than Covid-19. The other nations are too stupid, and slow to do anything about it, and this time, we will make it harder for them to make any kind of vaccine. Because of International travel, our agents posing as Chinese tourists will release the virus in key areas where it will be assured to spread through their populations. To make it seem more natural, we will release a small amount in some designated Chinese cities as a form of collateral damage, and to show that we were affected too, however our stringent quarantine system will soon shut the outbreak down, as it rages around the globe. The new virus must have multiple mechanisms to ensure its effective military role to kill the enemy. I am liaising with the Wuhan Virus Lab daily as they give me progress reports on the new virus. We will simply market it as a new strain of the Covid-19 virus, as the foreign scientists are too stupid to realise what we are doing. Professor Shi Zhengli and biowarfare officer in the Chinese Army, Cao Wuchun, will be responsible for the new virus. They have already conducted themselves well creating the Covid-19 virus, but it was not enough, they need to make the next virus even more potent. Meanwhile, our military team of hackers will spread computer viruses throughout their networks disrupting their operations to try and stop our unstoppable virus. We have already sold the plan to our sympathisers and communist delegates in the West, the Democrats, Big Tech and many billionaire businessmen who we deal with. What they do not know is, even if they survive the next big wave, we will purge these useful idiots as much as we purge the others. China always covers all bases, and this time, we will not be denied complete global domination.”

The Cummings and Goings of an Alien Visitor to Number 10

Darryl Saunders
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The Cummings and Goings of an Alien Visitor to Number 10

Dominic Cummings has certainly shown off his plutonic alien skills off recently by putting everyone in government in the shit box, stirring it around with his magic alien wand, then flinging it around all over the place.

Arriving in a shiny craft that did not have any visible propulsion, Cummings used his deadly Mekon psychotic stare to scare as many people into submission as possible during the Health and Science Select Committee meeting.

Forget the pandemic and the thousands that have died since its outbreak, the reporters and media were more concerned with who Cummings and his infinite knowledge was going to throw under the bus with his laser like put downs and pre-prepared speeches, much of which sounded highly contrived, almost rehearsed ad infinitum.

Perhaps this alien was conducting this theatrical display for the good of the country, an altruistic exercise in decency, however many will suspect this was solely for the alien’s well-being. Here he was, once a master of all in government, now sadly just a simple alien from outer space whose time on earth was now up.

As Cummings left the hearing, a bright purple light appeared seemingly out of nowhere, and above the venue, a craft once again appeared. Cummings was taken into the spinning craft head first resembling some kind of grotesque reverse birth, and 15 Pentagon men suddenly appeared around the corner all filming the event. No doubt the Pentagon will be leaking the video to CNN soon enough.

CONFESSIONS: Harry Too Stupid to Realise Meghan Setting Him Up For Divorce

Darryl Saunders
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CONFESSIONS: Harry Too Stupid to Realise Meghan Setting Him Up For Divorce

By pushing Harry into these televised confessionals, Meghan Markle, a calculating narcissist, is getting geared up for ammunition to use in her favour for the planned divorce.

The saddest part of the whole theatrical performance is that Harry probably believes he is doing good by admitting he is severely mentally unstable, and that he has taken copious amounts of illegal drugs in the past. All of these confessions to the public were clearly fully endorsed and pushed by Markle.

With just poor Harry out there in TV land parading himself around, there is only silence from Markle. This is because she does not want to present any fodder for any future lawyers to use against her in the upcoming divorce.

The dominant narcissist always wins in the end, as these two lowly characters are both narcissists, but Markle is the most cunning, clever and worldly of the pair, whereas Harry is not. He is being pushed to throw his royal family under the bus, and to publicly confess to things that would make many squirm.

There will come a point when Harry realises he has been played like a fiddle, maybe it is edging through his subconscious right now, that mild knocking of clarity and realisation. If that ever happens, and that’s a big ‘if’, it will be too late, as Markle will have already consulted and schemed with her lawyers. She will then forge her new life of ultimate freedom and riches with two children that hold Royal blood.

Markle, of course planned this months ago, even before leaving the UK. Once she removed the prince from his royal comfort zone and support structure into an unfamiliar environment where the jackals come with beautiful smiles and say yes to everything you say, it would only be a matter of time.

When the trigger is pulled — will be up to Markle.

Harry and Meghan Close to Joining Scientology Cult

Darryl Saunders
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Harry and Meghan Close to Joining Scientology Cult

Get your Thetans and E-meters ready, Harry and Meghan are now considering joining the Los Angeles chapter of the Scientology cult, close members of the former royal’s group have revealed.

The Church of Scientology’s leader David Miscavige, has already visited the couple’s Montecito mansion, and rumour has it that Meghan and Harry got on with the cult chief like a house on fire.

“Miscavige sees Harry and Meghan as a real coup for the Church. Oprah introduced the couple to Miscavige. Along with luminaries like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, amongst many Hollywood celebrities in the Scientology cult, the profile of the Church would be raised to legendary status with the new additions,” one Scientology observer revealed on Wednesday.

Harry and Meghan have already been audited, and now carry e-meters wherever they go. Auditing can be an expensive business, and Scientology cult members dish out sums like $10,000 for each audit, sometimes running multiple times a week. You don’t have to be an accountant to realise that money can be pissed away very quickly, enriching the Church of Scientology’s already overrunning coffers further.

According to aides close to the couple, Harry has suddenly been cured of his aversion and anger towards the royal family.

“As soon as he put that e-meter on his head and swished it around, Harry invoked the great Thetans into his bruised soul cleansing him of the negative standard memory bank eons accentuating Harry’s beingness and determinism. His engrams were through the fucking roof man as he went into Est repair mode getting out of his constant service facsimile, and his genetic entity elevated to extreme havingness mode through his reactive mind. I immediately called INCOMM as we went into overrun, and Harry’s OT got a hold of him with infinite perceptics. Harry’s restimulation verificational setting was full of self determinism getting ridness of the suppressive persons in his life. Harry then gave me $20,000 right there and then making me very happy,” the Scientology operator in charge of the former royal revealed in the latest edition of Freedom Magazine.

It’s safe to say we won’t hear from Harry and Meghan for a while. Thank you, Church of Scientology for your services. Just send the pair to Sea Org and put them in a cage cleaning floors for the rest of their sorry lives.

Biden Bid For Communist Global Corporation Tax Should be Thwarted

Darryl Saunders
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Biden Bid For Communist Global Corporation Tax Should be Thwarted

Commie Joe Biden’s far left agenda of a global corporation tax is definitely not what Brexit Britain needs. We left the EU for more freedom in running our affairs, and along comes communist Joe Biden, and his bid to tie the globe down with his commie global tax agenda.

If Boris listens to the senile perverted commie who cheated his way into power, then he will lose a lot of support from many, locking Britain into the communist tax scheme is the last fucking thing we need.

The bumbling pinko commie fucker, Biden has called on the UK and 37 other members of the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OCED) to enforce a minimum corporation tax rate of 21 percent.

These bully boy tactics by Biden will stifle business in Britain and the globe, creating an uncompetitive atmosphere resembling a Marxist manifesto’s collectivist dream policy.

Just because Biden wants to bankrupt America with his tin pot socialist pet projects that will needlessly pour trillions of dollars into a monetary black hole, does not mean he should force the rest of the globe to furnish his deluded communist fantasy.

There is no communist collectivist utopia Mr. Biden, and there never will be.

Eurovision Song Contest : Badly Dressed Parade of Tone Deaf Dickheads

Darryl Saunders
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Eurovision Song Contest : Badly Dressed Parade of Tone Deaf Dickheads

It is not exactly a revelation that the politically biased and motivated Eurovision Song Contest is not about musicality in any shape or form. Let us simply analyse the name – Euro (The EU state) Vision (a showcase of the EU states’ supposed ‘magnificence’ to the rest of the world) Song (musicality and songs do not exist here) Contest (biased EU judges within a rigged voting system that elevates an EU member state for show for a year).

The grotesque vulgarity of the Eurovision Song Contest displays a diabolical affront to any form of music, lowering the art of composition, artistry in a cheap banal manner to the levels of base mediocrity and creative death.

If this is meant to be the epitome of thousands of years of Western European progress in the arts, let it hang its head in abject shame, a suppurating boil on the asshole of humanity‘s ultimate failure.

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Badly dressed dickheads grace the EU state funded vast stages miming to camp repetitive eurotrash muzak. It is certainly preferable to have one’s eyes slowly gouged out with rusty ice cream scoopers and ear holes plugged with fast drying concrete than to experience the puerile pestilence and infantile atrocities of the Eurovision Song Contest.

The insipid brown-nosing sycophantic presenters are vomit inducing scum who should be executed with no mercy for their contribution to the violation and death of creativity and artistry, these parasitic enablers are only EU state pawns in a politically motivated Sovietized fascistic state sponsored festival of vile automaton robotic NPC shite, all of them, cunts reading EU state written Goebbels propaganda autocues.

If there is a reason for war, this piece of moribund detritus would be it, and some entity would be welcome to plough through the continent erasing the EU and silencing the Eurovision Song Contest forever. One could only dream of such a momentous gesture, for if it ever became a reality, the stars would align in universal celebration and the rest of the world would rejoice in the party of the century.

As an environmental pollutant, the Eurovision Song Contest should be classified as dangerous as the methane gas emitted from the arses of millions of herds of cows, but at least when a cow moos or farts, the sound is sweeter than anything emitted from the Eurovision Song Contest.

Covid-19 Breathes Sigh of Relief as Human Meat Sacks Party

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Covid-19 Breathes Sigh of Relief as Human Meat Sacks Party

Who doesn’t love a good party, the Covid-19 Indian strain is certainly loving it as it spreads like wildfire amongst the human meat sacks all out and about?

You see for a virus, that’s all you are — a meat sack. You are a host, and for the virus to survive, it is imperative that you present your fleshy body to be infected. The virus does not care about your holiday vaccine passport, or your decision to not wear a proper N95 rated mask whilst drunk out of your mind in a crowded pub. In fact, the virus finds your vaccines amusing, not only because it gives you a false sense of security, but because the vaccine effectively forces the virus to mutate.

By creating antibodies via the vaccine, the virus is forced to adapt or die. Humans are seeing the same thing with mass antibiotic use as bacteria become more resilient through over use, like viruses, bacteria are forced to adapt or die.

There is of course no mention of Antibody Dependent Enhancement, just the sound of crickets, as humans put all their eggs in one basket, blinded by dreams of holidays and parties.

With a virus like Covid-19 the solution is multifaceted, there is no singular solution to its multi-pronged attack mechanism. By putting all human efforts into a vaccine, especially one that aids mutation — is futile.

How Traditional Video Games Are Influencing Online Casinos

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How Traditional Video Games Are Influencing Online Casinos

If you’re active in the online gaming scene, then you’re probably aware of the attention online casino games have been receiving. While these classics have always been pretty popular, their digital counterparts have brought new life to the gambling scene, making them a trend that most people are jumping on. There are plenty of reasons why casino games are a big hit at the moment, but one of the biggest ones is the influence traditional gaming has had on the field. So, if you’re interested in how traditional video games are influencing online casinos, here’s a brief explanation.

Creative Rewards Systems

A big reason why people love playing casino games is the rewards that can potentially come from them. Most of us are familiar with the typical way gambling can lead to monetary gain, but online casinos have switched things up by incorporating a classic video game element here and there as a nice casino reward.

As expected, this manifests in several different ways, but the most notable one comes in the form of Loyalty Programs.

Loyalty programs tend to give players special boosts the more they play. They come in many different shapes and sizes, but the ones best received by players are those laid out as games themselves. Usually, these types of reward systems include the players choosing a team, which accumulates a collective score based on how well the members of that team are doing. The rewards from these programs can vary, but the leading teams always get the best rewards out of the bunch!

Variety and Game Genres

Throughout the years, we’ve seen thousands of video games offer a unique take on different genres. With gaming becoming one of the most popular hobbies, diversity like this is crucial as it’s an excellent way to offer people with different interests something more suited to their tastes. While there are plenty of casino games out there, they’re not exactly known for offering much on the diversity front. People mainly know of classics like Poker, Blackjack, and Baccarat, all of which are variations of card games.

Luckily, casino game developers have taken note of this and introduced an incredible range of diverse games through the slot games category! Modern slots manage to combine the classic feel of old-school slot machines with various genres we see in traditional video games. From horror and fantasy to romance and adventure, themed slots today come in pretty much every category imaginable. While it’s hard to compare them to some of the traditional genre-defining games over the years, they’re top-notch options for those looking to try something different.

Tournaments and Competitions

If there’s one thing that video games excel in, it’s competition. Competitive video games are all the rage right now, and we’ve seen this need for competition translate to the online casino scene as well! Mainly, we can see casinos encourage some friendly competition through leaderboards, a video game staple that’s been around since the very beginning.

Players can see the best-ranked players at any given time, lighting a fire under their butt to try harder and take over their ranking!

The other way competitiveness is encouraged is a bit more direct. With competitive gaming and the e-sports industry growing quickly through the launch of massive tournaments, online casinos have included something very similar to their repertoire.

Whether they’re site-wide or spanning across several online casino platforms, players have a chance to participate in tournaments and competitions where the better they play particular games, the higher their chances of winning huge rewards!

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