17.7 C
London
Monday, April 6, 2026
secret satire society
Home Blog Page 259

Green Screen: What’s Up With Biden’s Hands?

0

 

You ever watch a video and then just get totally baffled by it, like there’s something seriously wrong, but you can’t quite figure it out?

Well, watch the video below and look for Joe Biden’s hands in relation to the microphone booms from reporters supposedly asking him questions.

The Man With No Shadow

As you can plainly see, there is some kind of visual anomaly occurring, but the question is why? Why would the government go to such great lengths to fake a simple interaction with reporters in such a way?

The microphone is clearly above his hands and at chest height, yet his hands appear over the microphone as opposed to what is physically possible and below the microphone.

If you look close enough, you can actually see the grey green screen reflection of the microphones, and Biden’s hands, which seem to be superimposed in a terribly amateurish fashion. This is certainly not any form of Hollywood special effects going on here.

Is Biden in some undisclosed location being transposed into an area where fake reporters ask him questions? If so, what does this serve, and who does it serve?

Maybe Biden is dead, and they’re now relegated to superimposing his previous appearances to make him still look alive?

No one apart from the dumbasses who made this video can ever answer those questions.

Meanwhile, it was revealed by his handlers that Joe Biden will be in 3 states today… unconscious… semi-conscious… and confused…

Autopsy: George Floyd Died From Fentanyl and Blocked Arteries Not Cop’s Knee

0

Before police officer Derek Chauvin even put his knee on George Floyd, the criminal was recorded saying he could not breathe and foaming at the mouth. The amount of Fentanyl in Floyd’s system was so high it was already causing him shortness of breath, and he was panicking.

He did not want to be arrested and his aggravated state was already causing the blood flow to his heart to be cut off. Compounded with the huge amount of Fentanyl in his blood that could down an elephant, the medical evidence conclusively reveals that Chauvin was not the cause of the death of the convict.

The initial autopsy of George Floyd on May 29 “revealed no physical findings that support a diagnosis of traumatic asphyxiation,” and that “potential intoxicants” and pre-existing cardiovascular disease “likely contributed to his death.”

Although the video of Chauvin putting his knee on Floyd to stop him fleeing initially looked shocking, the autopsy did not reveal any bruising on Floyd’s neck or body. Clean as a whistle.

It was only after the insistence of the Floyd family and race activists that the original autopsy findings were changed to implicate the police officer as the cause of death on June 1.

The truth is Floyd died when his heart stopped. The autopsy revealed he was already suffering from an enlarged heart with constricted arteries, one of five of which was 90% blocked and two others were 75% blocked.

The autopsy subsequently found heavy concentrations of Fentanyl in Floyd’s system and traces of methamphetamines. If Floyd had collapsed and died in the street while being wrested into the squad car, his death would have been attributed to a drug overdose and a bad heart.

Officer Derek Chauvin could not have known of Floyd’s severe heart problem, his deadly Fentanyl dosage, or his blocked arteries. All he knew was he was apprehending a 6’7 heavyset man resisting arrest who could not be controlled earlier by two officers. In this respect, Chauvin was conducting regular police procedure in restraining this unruly person, who refused to sit in the squad car.

George Floyd’s Criminal Past

  • George Floyd moved to Minneapolis in 2014 after being released from prison in Houston, Texas following an arrest for aggravated robbery
  • On May 25, 2020, Floyd was arrested for passing a counterfeit $20 bill at a grocery store in Minneapolis
  • He was under the influence of fentanyl and methamphetamine at the time of arrest
  • Floyd has more than a decade-old criminal history at the time of the arrest and went to jail at least 5 times
  • George Floyd was the ringleader of a violent home invasion
  • He pleaded guilty to entering a woman’s home, pointing a gun at her stomach and searching the home for drugs and money, according to court records
  • Floyd was sentenced to 10 months in state jail for possession of cocaine in a December 2005 arrest
  • He had previously been sentenced to eight months for the same offence, stemming from an October 2002 arrest
  • Floyd was arrested in 2002 for criminal trespassing and served 30 days in jail
  • He had another stint for a theft in August 1998

Floyd along with another suspect posed as a worker for the local water department wearing a blue uniform in order to enter a woman’s house. When the woman retaliated a Ford Explorer pulled up to the home and five other males exited the car and went up to the front door.

George-Floyd-pointing-a-gunat-a-womans-abdomen
The final straw for Floyd came after serving five years in prison in 2009 for aggravated assault stemming from a robbery where he entered a woman’s home, pressed a gun into her stomach and searched the home for drugs and money, according to court records (pictured)

The report states the largest of the group, who the victim later identified as Floyd, ‘forced his way inside the residence, placed a pistol against the complainant’s abdomen, and forced her into the living room area of the residence.

‘This large suspect then proceeded to search the residence while another armed suspect guarded the complainant, who was struck in the head and sides by this second armed suspect with his pistol while she screamed for help.’

Not finding any drugs or money at the house, the men took jewellery and the woman’s cell phone and fled in their car. A neighbour who witnessed the robbery took down the car’s licence plate number.

Later, police tracked down the car and found Floyd behind the wheel. He was later identified by the woman as the large suspect who placed a gun against her stomach and forced her into her living room, the document states. 

Justice System Should Not Pander to Race Agitators

Police officer Derek Chauvin was simply doing his job apprehending a known criminal, and did absolutely nothing wrong. If he is wrongly convicted by a biased court which is somehow pandering to BLM activism and race agitators, then this will be a serious wrongful perversion of America’s justice system.

America’s legal system must not pander to the activists however much they threaten riots. The law should be the law in all circumstances.

UK Charity: Women Should Be Allowed to Carry Guns At Night

0

Women should be allowed to carry guns at night, a prominent women’s charity has revealed.

“Imagine walking down a dark cobbled London street, the fog covers everything, then you hear a wolf whistle. Some guy thinks it is funny and says ‘C’mon love show us your tits!’ That’s when you take out your 44 Magnum and ‘Blam!’ another chauvinist vile pig lies dead, his brains and bollocks splattered all over the cobbles,” Gina Charlton, charity head of Women Fight Back Now, revealed on Tuesday.

Concealed carry gun in her waistband

Metropolitan Police head, Cressida Dick actually approved of the idea when it was suggested.

“They call me Dirty Dick, when the moon is out, I trawl the streets of London looking for men to fuck up. As a police woman myself, I totally believe women need to be armed and dangerous. We need to train our young girls from the age of six to shoot. Wouldn’t it be great though if like there was a Gatling gun mounted in a van that went around cleansing the streets of men?”

Sexy woman in police uniform.So, what’s the best gun to blow away men with?

The number one choice should be the SIG P365 this slim 9mm micro-compact pistol is designed for easy concealing, reliable performance and extended ammunition capacity. The Glock 19 and Glock 43 are also great for women, light, easily hidden and deadly.

For something a little bigger to make a real statement, we suggest the Smith and Wesson Magnum 500.

It is not yet certain if the Boris Johnson government will upgrade the law any time soon, however seeing as the majority of legislation is coming now from his girlfriend, women could be armed and dangerous very soon.

Story developing…

 

Meghan Markle Says She Will Only Come Back to UK If She Can Sit on Throne

0

Meghan Markle has spoken out about returning to the UK, but only if she can sit on the Queen’s throne every day.

Speaking through her spokeswoman, Ovid Scoobie, Meghan Markle made the demands which were then relayed to Buckingham Palace on Tuesday.

The Queen and her consorts were once again blindsided by the incredible demands from the ‘pushy’ Duchess.

Royal courtiers were scrambling to digest the precise demands which were delivered on a long list.

“It says here that certain macrobiotic foods would have to be delivered every day via air freight from California to the UK to sate Markle’s trendy habits. Markle also demanded her own quarters at Buckingham Palace as well as at Windsor. The throne room would be designated a Meghan Markle zone where she would arrange photo shoots and use the throne to dictate her socialist agenda to the world as well as entertain her Californian friends,” one courtier revealed.

Her Majesty was told about the demands earlier on today, and was said to have turned a deep shade of beetroot.

No mention of Harry was made at any time by Markle or her ‘friends’.

 

Shameful Misandrists Hijack Death of Sarah Everard

0

 

All men are not women murderers and rapists but looking at the crowd of misandrists who have hijacked the vigil of Sarah Everard, the woman murdered by a policeman, it is very clear that this tragedy has been politicized by the men haters.

The drive against ‘toxic masculinity’ is a Marxist driven political movement to emasculate all men, a form of cultural castration where men’s natural biology of testosterone is seen as dangerous.

With the likes of Green Party peer Baroness Jones jumping on the misandry band-wagon advising that all men adhere to a 6pm curfew at night for safety’s sake there is a certain sense that lumping all men with a single anomaly is perfectly acceptable.

“These deranged Marxists will attempt to hijack and use any event they can to bring in their totalitarian communist ideologies. It is the same thing with BLM, where one black person dies at the hands of a white policeman, their vengeance turns to all white people, of course ignoring the multitude of black people killed by other blacks. The hypocrisy comes strong and thick with these new communist Bolshevik activists and their nefarious agenda,” one commentator revealed.

The worst part of all is this of course that the tragic death of Sarah Everard has been overshadowed by the misandrists and their commie brigades parading their shitty Marxist man-hating slogans around social media all for their selfish agenda and not for that poor woman who lost her life. Sarah Everard is now secondary to the misandrists and their hateful agenda to enslave and emasculate all men.

Younger People Succumbing to COVID-19 Brazilian, South African Strains

0

Young people with no underlying conditions and seemingly healthy constitutions are now appearing in COVID-19 death statistics with increasing frequency.

A 16-year-old with no known underlying health conditions died from COVID-19 days after figures showed a 13-year-old without known underlying conditions had died. The deaths all occurred last month but illustrate that young people are just as susceptible to death from COVID-19, especially as the deadly Brazilian and South African strains are now spreading across Britain.

Naturally, the opening of schools will be a great conduit for Coronavirus to spread further into population centres especially with the increased footfall. Even though there is now a program of lateral-flow testing in most schools, this is a lagging indicator, and only addresses the problem after the infection has taken place. For some, this could mean a definite death sentence.

It will take a few weeks or months for what is happening today to be apparent in governmental statistics, but the massive jump of cases in Europe should also be another consideration. The borders are still open from the Continent into the UK with little or no checks, as infected people come through the ferry ports and through the Eurotunnel.

The Brazilian COVID-19 P.1. Strain is a particularly nasty piece of work, and is currently causing mayhem in the region it came from. It can spread far more easily and vaccinations may not be as effective, although further research is ongoing.

The British Kent COVID-19 B.1.1.7. Strain also spreads with more ease than previous mutations, as does the South African B.1.351 Strain, each of these variants have differing characteristics that affect the recipient in multiple ways, depending on the general health, genetic makeup of the person infected.

Scientists have also discovered another mystery B1.525 Strain which is similar to the Kent variation including the E484K mutation, but its origins are unknown as yet.

As schools, shops and restaurants etc all open their doors again, it is guaranteed that infections and deaths will increase once again exponentially.

Who Needs Courts of Law Anymore? Trial by Media Circus Kangaroo Courts the New Norm

0

If someone was to make spurious accusations in the past and make them stick, it would have had to be conducted in a court of law with a judge, lawyers present and factual evidence. These days however, things are much simpler. All one has to do is go online, or on television to make their accusation in a televised Kangaroo Court with absolutely no evidence, and their words, however fantastical are seen as gospel. By doing this, those who are at the wrong end of the shitty stick are vilified online by thousands of people, and without any evidence may even lose their jobs, their career, their friends — all because of an accusation that may be true or false presented without any evidence whatsoever.

The Oprah anti-royal TV program was a prime example of a trial with no evidence bestowed, decisively engineered to denigrate Britain’s royal family, an institution that has survived 1,000 years. In this case were two individuals who have admitted having mental illness problems, and it was their word against the entire royal family which has now been tarred with accusations of racism etc.

Kangaroo Courts should not be the main method of meting out justice, but unfortunately due to the media circus involved by the Oprah anti-British program, which was watched by over 50 million people much damage has been already done, and many people without even an ounce of evidence have been adversely affected.

Should the word of fantasists and mentally ill celebrities have sway over entire institutions and even the Queen of England?

Transplaining Transgender Gender Fluid Lesbian Male Escapes Reprimand

0

According to reports on the London Underground, the transgender entity was transpreading in the carriage whilst simultaneously transplaining to a woman about trans rights in women’s sports.

“I had just got on at Baker Street and as I am pregnant, I saw a seat available, however there was a transgender man who was transpreading across three seats. I asked in a gentle tone whether I could sit on one of the seats, seeing as I was pregnant and needed a seat. Immediately, the transgender started transplaining about the virtues of transgender rights in women’s sports and how I should as a biological female get a life for daring to ask for a seat. The transgender entity then adjusted her trousers accordingly so that its plastic prosthetic penis could be visible to everyone while transpreading,” the real woman recalled.

After being reported to Transport For London by the woman, the London mayor Sadiq Khan himself stepped in to the argument. He reprimanded the pregnant woman for daring to question the transgender, and fined her £2,500.

Info

Transpreading is a pejorative neologism referring to the practice of transgender entities sitting in public transport with legs wide apart, revealing their various genitalia in all their glory and covering more than one seat.

Transplaining is a pejorative neologism referring to the practice of transgender entities explaining in a condescending authoritative tone about any transgender related subject usually in a very loud, patronising angry voice.

N.B. Thankfully, not all transgenders are transpreading transplainers, and are decent well-rounded pleasant individuals.

Biden Opens the Gates to America For Disease, Crime, Welfare Tourism

0

There is nothing more drastic between President Trump’s border policy of safety and that of Joe Biden where dangerous criminal gang members, rapists, disease ridden sickness, and welfare tourists are being ushered into America to suck the country dry.

Naturally by bringing in half the poor of South America into the United States, Biden as a Democrat is only using the cannon fodder as future votes for the socialist party of America in the next election.

This is where the Republicans fall down, they are, the majority of them decent hard-working people who dutifully want to live in a safe nation and prosper, and they are the taxpayers, but their numbers are diminishing, especially as the Democrats use illegal aliens and South American criminals as their voter base.

Unless Republican Americans start breeding like rats, then they will be shit out of luck for future elections. Start fucking right now Republican Americans because you are all going to be outnumbered soon, and it’s only going to get worse as the years pass.

“Boo Hoo! You Made Me Cry!”

It’s like a who’s who of crying, in one corner is Kate Middleton bawling her eyes out, in another corner is Meghan Markle crying like a fucking baby, and all around are other ladies all crying.

Or maybe they are not crying, maybe one of them is acting, maybe onions are involved in the sordid crying matter?

“Sniff!”

Who’s crying this time, aww is your mental state a bit fragile? Like you can bully and dismiss whole battalions of people with ruthless efficiency, but the slightest bad press makes you cry?

Oh, look what you have done now, Harry is crying in the corner as well. Just as soon as we get off our private jet and the servants unload the bags of money…

Privacy?

You made me cry now, and I am going to report it on a chat show watched by millions of people. Ooh! I’m going to pull out my race card now and tattle tale.

He said, she said! Take my word for it.

Please give me as much sympathy as possible.

Waaaaah!

prize

KAjwhriuw024hvjbed2SORH