Wow! We’re here at Stonehenge again this year. Thousands have descended on Wiltshire’s antediluvian world-famous stone circle for the Summer Solstice. For thousands of years, druids and pagans flocked to Stonehenge to perform ancient ritual human sacrifices and view the sunrise over the sacred stones on the longest day of the year.
These days, the original rituals are not honoured, but there were loads of people and tourists to see the sun rising today.
“Oh wow, the sun is rising. Oh my god!” one girl said.
“That’s incredible I just saw the sun,” a man said.
“No way! I don’t believe it. The sun!” another person gawked.
Come back at the Winter solstice for more sun and stones.
According to Christians, the human written words in the Bible are the words of God. Suffice to say, armageddon, the end of the world will be the self-fulfilling destiny created by Christians.
The entire Christian religion begs for self destruction and every day many of these religious people pray for their own annihilation. If it is in the holy book it is their future conclusively written and Christians need to make armageddon happen even to the detriment of all other humans.
The Blowing of the Sixth Trumpet, Book of Revelations
How will Christians create global armageddon? The Christians firmly believe in the words of the Bible and a specific last chapter/testament called the Book of Revelation. To create their man-made destruction they will have had to given aid to their enemies to grow and become strong militarily. An example of this is China, which since the 1960s the Christian Western nations have built up to rival the USA in wealth and military strength. Russia is also a nation which is Christian Orthodox but is setting itself up to fight the other factions of Christianity in the West who they view as impure allowing homosexuality and transgenderism to be all encompassing within society.
The Bible purists will thus also fight other Christians who they deem as less pure. The same goes for internalised conflict within countries like the United States where the multiple factions of Christian belief will fight each other as well as be attacked by external Christian and non-Christian nations possibly simultaneously.
Christianity itself is a religion that is programmed for self-destruction as is commanded by the Bible. Their belief system programs them from birth, and is a generational system of control.
The mass proliferation of nuclear weapons globally is an obvious choice to bring forth armageddon on earth, especially as Christian nations developed and perfected this weapon of mass destruction in the first place. Why did they do this when they knew there are no winners in a nuclear war? The answer is simple – the Christian religion as written in the Bible has already supposedly detailed the future in the book of Revelation.
If there were no Christian or Abrahamic religions would humans have a better chance of survival? Well, there would not be a man-written book proclaiming to be the word of God which people worship and believe in detailing man’s End Times in an apocalypse.
There could have been a world dominated by a truly universal pact centred on love, science, astronomy and knowledge. There could have been a push for technological wonders that would extend life and preserve nature whilst expanding human consciousness to the far reaches of the universe through space travel. These things could have happened because there was no dominant book proclaiming an apocalyptic armageddon future believed by millions of people.
Instead, we have a future where Christians will welcome the destruction of all on earth, because it is written in their book. They will smile and rejoice as the bombs fall because it is their belief they will be taken to their heaven. They are programmed to complete their Christian mission one way or another because the Bible says so.
We are here on behalf of the Lords of all truth, CNN, Snopes and MSNBC to fact check the alleged incident reported of Joe Biden falling off his bicycle.
The almighty truth is that anyone saying anything critical in any way of the protected Biden is fake news and it is the job of certain authoritarian outlets to fact check these nefarious stories because we are the almighty bringers of all truth on the internet and no one else is qualified to comment. If you have political views other than socialist, Liberal or Marxist then you are fake news and we will cancel you.
Joe Biden did not fall off his bike. That supposed incident may have been a malicious holographic image projected by Donald Trump to discredit Mr. Biden.
Anyone reporting otherwise is spreading fake news propaganda and disinformation and will be discredited by the totalitarian lords of all truth on the internet i.e the Liberal media apparatus and Big Tech controllers.
Here’s another video angle of Joe Biden falling off a stationary bike. Why in the world are they still letting him bike? pic.twitter.com/g4DTSCBzD3
The famous Amber Heard turd she left on Johnny Depp’s sheet after they had another regular argument is set to be auctioned off at Sotheby’s in Beverly Hills in August.
Auctioneer, Mathew Fortington Smythe expects Amber Heard’s piece of shit to be sold for approximately $350,000.
Own a Piece of Turd History
“The Heard turd should reach its reserve no problem. I am already receiving hundreds of calls from private collectors who are interested in the item.”
Celebrity newspapers were today speculating on whom the seller is.
One tabloid news outlet is convinced the seller is Amber Heard herself.
“She needs the fucking money. She lost the case, and every bit of shit helps, so she saved up her turd, and now wants to sell it.”
Parisian art gallery owner, Ernest du Merde, is also infatuated with the Amber Heard turd.
“Tres bien, I am sure her excrement smells like tulips fresh from a field in Provence. I am keen to sign Amber up for a series of turds, we can forget the haystacks of Claude Monet. Amber, if you read this, I have a solution to your money problems. $8 million will be like a breeze. Call me, tout suite.”
Mike Pence was today hailed as the hero of the hour, the man who stood his ground to Donald Trump and saved America with the election of Joe Biden.
“If it was not for the bravery of Mike Pence, we would not be in the situation we are today in America. Stock market down by thousands per day, huge gas prices, huge deficit, food inflation, no baby food, imminent war with Russia, an Afghan nightmare, interest rate rises that will bring many to destitution, mass poverty, cities full of homeless, insane inflationary pressure, please excuse me if I forgot something,” a Democrat representative at the January 6 hearing said today.
Mike Pence is now set for the 2024 elections, and many Democrats may even vote for him.
Speaking today at a symposium for American Energy, Mike Pence was adamant that he had the right credentials to go for the 2024 ticket.
“First of all folks, I want to tell y’all about my favourite colour of all time. It has to be yella, you see that colour sums me up a lot. I is as yella as a streak of piss, I’m yella, and I am proud to be yella. I love all things yello, even jello, and I make sure all my vehicles are covered in bright yella paint. Some say I am a coward, a yella bellied coward who betrayed people. I tell ’em that I am and I am proud to be a coward, because I am a yella piece of shit coward. You see that lemon over there (pointing at a lemon) that lemon is yella, and fine as it is, it is the colour I always aspired to be when I was a little kid. I said to my Pops, I said when I grow up, I wanna be a yella sumbitch. My Pa looked at me, then unfurled his belt and gave me a damn good hiding. Made a man of me. He said he didn’t want no yella belly cowards in the family, but I defied him and became my own man, or should I say quarter of a man. Now I am the biggest, proudest yella belly coward in America, maybe the goddamn world! S’cuse me while I go and hide somewhere away from my own shadow…it scares the hell out of me! Yow! I just saw my own shadow! Jeepers that is so scary! (shivering uncontrollably).”
Today the Bank of England raised interest rates again, and for many families already struggling with high inflation as well as taxes, this may be the last straw. Your mortgage rate also just shot up, and you don’t know what to do. Here are some great tips to survive the nightmare.
1. Sell your kids for medical research in China. If you don’t have kids, you can sell your kidneys or eyeballs in China and get a reasonable price. That should cover at least one month’s mortgage payment.
2. Pimp your wife out. This rather salacious tip may sound a bit scary, but look on the bright side, you get her out the house for a few hours making money, and the nagging stops for a while.
3. Live in a tent in the forest. Forget about paying the mortgage, pack up your gear in a black bin bag and buy a cheap tent. There are forests all over Britain where no one will ever find you.
4. Sell up. Well, you can’t pay the mortgage, so sell up and let some other poor bastard pay for it.
5. Do not rob a bank. This is highly dangerous and illegal. The banks may be robbing you every day, but that does not mean you should take hundreds of thousands of crisp banknotes from an insured bank to live the rest of your life in luxury somewhere in Brazil or Russia.
Authorities located Bam Margera at a Delray Beach, supermarket Wednesday, after the Jackass alum was reported missing from a nearby rehab facility where he was receiving treatment for the usual stuff.
Sources told TMZ that police caught Margera selling tubs of margarine to the public outside the supermarket without a permit.
The manager of the D-Mart supermarket called the police immediately to apprehend the destructive former star from selling the margarine outside the store.
“He must have gone to a copy store and copied loads of labels with a fucked up picture of his face on top sticking them on the tubs. The Margera Margarine had a few scribbled words on it like “Eat Margera Margarine for a healthy life of self-destruction” as well as “This Jackass orders you to buy or you get a shit sandwich!”
Police at the scene confiscated the Margera Margarine and detained Margera. Searching the self-destructive former Jackass stuntman, police found a total of $23.67 in ill-gotten gains from the illegal margarine sales.
Ed Hurl, 46, from Tampa, Florida said he bought a tub of the Margera Margarine and spread it on his toast when he got home. “That’s the last thing I remember. I woke up three days later in a trash can in Miami wearing a pink tutu and with a vibrator in my ass. That shit is deadly, man.”
Talentless loser James ‘Shiggs’ Bonehead was removed from a flight home to England for “a lot of reasons”, as the drama involving TOWIE actors and aeroplanes continues.
It was reported yesterday that ITV bosses are calling an emergency meeting about nine ‘stars’ of the Essex-based reality TV show, after they were booted off a flight to London as well.
After attempting to fly back from the Dominican Republic, it was reported that TOWIE slag Pianess Gape Smith and other members of the BUFTI winning show were removed from a flight to the UK at 35,000ft.
The Sun reported that the moronic reality TV scum were ejected one by one from the aeroplanes by members of the public, and airline staff.
James ‘Shiggs’ Bonehead was one of the nine TOWIE stars booted off the flight cruising at an altitude of approximately 35,000 feet.
After Bonehead was thrown without a parachute out of the jet, passengers were heard cheering and clapping their hands wildly, along with airline staff.
“The captain himself came over to the passenger area and was seen whooping with joy,” one passenger on the flight recalled.
Due to the altitude, it would have been dangerous to open the emergency doors to flush out the pieces of shit reality TV scum, but instead they were pushed into the toilets head first and flushed out over the Alps.
“Some of the TOWIE slags were too fat to flush at first, so we had to break one of the toilets to flush the ugly bints through,” another passenger revealed.
A spokesman for the Civil Authority confirmed: “At 3.55am yesterday (TUE) the captain of the plane, passengers, and airline staff requested permission to dump a number of reality TV scum over the Alps on approach to the UK. We naturally agreed immediately and gave our blessing.”
The bodies of the TOWIE turds have not been recovered, and frankly, no one apart from severely brain-dead people would ever care about them being splatted on a mountain like strawberry jam.
From the platform in VialeVenezia, Brescia, the first of 426 historic cars set off on the 40th re-enactment of the “most beautiful race in the world.” For the next four days, the crews will be engaged in a journey of more than 2,000 kilometers, from Brescia to Rome and back, passing through some of Italy’s most beautiful and evocative locations in a concentration of excitement and beauty. The 1000 Miglia is a stunning tribute to automobile history.
Beatrice Saottini, President of 1000 Miglia Srl: “The engine is running. We are leaving on this adventure aware of what we have done so and with a lot of adrenaline for what is still to come. We are ready to give and receive lots of affection all along the route.”
Cernobbio town (Como lake, Italy)
The first leg visits three regions: Lombardy, Veneto and Emilia-Romagna. After leaving Brescia, the cars passed the Lake Garda area via Desenzano, Salò and Sirmione. Then they headed south for a long descent to the Adriatic Sea. From Parco Giardino Sigurtà they continued to Mantua, where the block of Time Trials along the shore of Lago di Mezzo will award the Trophy dedicated to the 130th anniversary of Tazio Nuvolari’s birth.
Around 19:15, the first crews are expected to arrive in Ferrara, where they will stop near the EstenseCastle and then head to the Teatro Comunale to have their first in-race dinner. At 20:00 the restart for the last section, with the first car expected in Cervia-Milano Marittima at 22:30.
Alberto Piantoni, CEO of 1000 Miglia Srl: “The main theme of the 1000 Miglia 2022 is “A Way of Living”, which is the sum of many aspects. The organization, the stakeholders, the partners, but also our history and the values behind 1000 Miglia. Inclusion, boldness of thought and responsibility to cars and above all to people.”
ROUTE
Nearly 2,000 km
257 locations
115 Time Trials
17 Time Controls
8 Average Trials
CARS
425 cars
71 cars took part in the historic 1000 Miglia 1927-57
The first 10 starting cars will be “665 SUPERBA” OM (winner car of the 1927 1000 Miglia)
Two examples of ALFA 8c 2003 return to Brescia after participating in the 1932 race
9 examples of OSCA (7 of these participated in 1000 Miglia 1927-57) will leave grouped together to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the House
19 Ferrari and 6 Maserati racing cars
Most represented automaker: Alfa Romeo with 50 cars
Also in the 2022 edition, the race is accompanied by the Ferrari Tribute, a regularity competition dedicated to Maranello models built after 1958, 1000 Miglia Experience, the format dedicated to modern supercars, and 1000 Miglia Green, the race for alternative fuel cars.
Also traveling alongside the historic cars is the IEO-MONZINO Foundation Pink Car, the all-female car that aims to support the fundraiser organized by 1000 Miglia Charity in favor of the WOMEN’S CANCER CENTER.
No wedding reception is complete without food. Aside from the dishes to serve, the serving style is something you need to decide on as this will affect the flow, portions, timing and options for your guests, making it an important consideration. Your catering style should not leave guests waiting or the food cold. The following are some of the most popular options.
Formal, sit down meals
A more traditional wedding catering style is a sit-down meal where beautifully plated multi-course meals are served. A more high-end wedding reception lets guests pre-select their meals via RSVP cards. Chefs create each plate, and guests wait for their plates on their table. This means guests get to enjoy fresh, hot dishes on time. However, this may be more expensive as it requires more labour and equipment.
Buffet style
A buffet is an informal catering style everyone is familiar with. Guests line up and go to the buffet table, where food is set in large warming dishes. Professional chefs still prepare dishes, and it’s a matter of finding the exemplary catering service to ensure you are serving exquisite meals. You can find tips, cocktail ideas and premium suppliers at www.houseofpartyplanning.com for a hassle-free process. A buffet is a more affordable, practical option that gives guests the freedom to choose the food they want. Professional catering services know how to ensure a seamless flow and avoid long lines, a common issue in this serving style.
Family style shared meals
Family style catering is a relaxed dining style where guests can enjoy platters of dishes around a table. The food can become the centrepiece of a table, and guests can help themselves and pick the ones they want to try. What’s good about this serving style is that visitors can take control of their food portions and initiate conversations. They also do not need to stand up from the table to get food. However, it can result in a crowded table as dishes are brought to individual tables, but this should not be a problem with the proper serving staff. Consider the logistics, including space requirements with this catering style, and if you have hundreds of guests, you may need larger tables.
Food stations
Another serving style that is becoming more popular for events is food stations. These may include carving stations, dessert stations, sushi stations, cook-to-order stations, etc. Food stations mean fresh food, shorter lines and a less formal dining style. However, they can take up more room than other serving styles.
Catering companies can help you find the right reception style for your wedding. The first thing to consider is whether you want a formal or an informal, more casual setting. The best type depends on your unique taste, budget and requirements. Ask your caterer all the questions you might have, and let them know your concerns. Your overall vision of your wedding reception will help you decide on the best menu style.
