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Pentagon Baffled by What These Unidentified ‘Objects’ Are and How They Stay Airborne

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The Office of the Director of National Intelligence in conjunction with a newly created Pentagon bureau known as AARO, short for All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office, is investigating the octagonal flying unidentified objects downed by the US Air Force over Lake Huron, Michigan on Sunday.

The object has no discernible means of propelling itself at high speed and manoeuvring erratically in the air. It possibly holds anti-gravitational technology that is far advanced to anything that is in circulation today.

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Most certainly, the craft/s are being examined by specialist scientists at either Groom Lake (Homey Airport) or Los Alamos facilities, where other craft have been held since the 1950s. Naturally the tin foil hat contingent are now foaming at their mouths and salivating at the mere thought that this is extra terrestrial in nature, however the Pentagon have so far denied any such findings.

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General Glen VanHerck said: “I’ll let the intel community and the counterintelligence community figure that out. I haven’t ruled out anything.”

“At this point we continue to assess every threat or potential threat, unknown, that approaches North America with an attempt to identify it,” said Mr VanHerck, head of US North American Aerospace Defense Command and Northern Command.

The UAP appears to have demonstrated unusual flight characteristics or performance capabilities that cannot be explained in conventional physical terms.

Bob Lazar talked about Element 115 as a source of antigravitational propulsion in the eighties. Element 115 did not exist according to science in the 1980s, but it does today in the year 2023 and is called Moscovium. It was first synthesized in 2003 by a joint team of Russian and American scientists at the Joint Institute for Nuclear Research (JINR) in Dubna, Russia.

Sunak Pushing For Closer Ties With China

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It’s easy to bypass massive levels of espionage, human rights violations, prison camps, genocide and atrocities committed by the brutal communist regime of the CCP’s China when money is involved, and this is why despite Chinese spy balloons all over the fucking place and Taiwan about to be invaded, the unelected technocrat Rishi Sunak wants closer ties with China.

With the UK, EU and USA drowning in Chinese spies, these days you can’t throw a chopstick without hitting one of these CCP agents in the face. Chinese espionage is literally everywhere, from the smart devices people have in their homes, to the TikTok app, to the hundreds of thousands of Chinese ‘students’, the Confucius Institute embedded in every Western university. Chinese spies are also deeply embedded in Western manufacturing, as well as companies that develop military hardware/software. Many computers sold in the West have specialist components built into the back-end, which feeds data straight back to China. All telecoms software and hardware used in the West feeds directly to the Chinese Politburo and Chinese Intelligence Service – the Ministry of State – the principal civilian intelligence, security and secret police agency of the People’s Republic of China. One could say that the Chinese know more about their Western enemy than the idiots who currently supposedly run the West do.

Along with creating more economic and political ties with China, Sunak is also courting closer ties with the EU, bypassing Brexit to forge ahead with his not so secret plan to eventually reverse any aspirations that Britain ever left the EU.

Looks like Britain’s enemies have found a deep friend in Sunak.

Why Obama Disarmed Ukraine of Any Defensive Weapons Allowing Putin to Invade in 2014

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Obama was on a mission to disarm and reduce Ukraine to a defenceless shell because of some idealistic progressive notion that: “eliminating Ukraine’s stocks of conventional weapons would ensure the safety of the Ukrainian people and people around the world, by keeping them out of conflicts around the world.”

In 2005, Barack Hussein Obama was still a US senator. He thought it would be a great idea to use $48 million in federal funding to destroy thousands of tons of Ukraine’s guns, missiles and ammunition – weapons which would have deterred Russia from invading and Annexing Crimea in 2014 thus leaving the Ukrainians defenceless.

Obama disgracefully destroyed/sold off 400,000 small arms, 1,000 anti-aircraft missiles, and more than 15,000 tons of ammunition. By disarming a country directly on the warpath of an overbearing military nation like Russia, Obama would leave Ukraine a sitting duck for invasion.

In 2014, Putin and his forces simply walked into Ukraine and annexed Crimea. Obama’s actions were the precursor for an inevitable invasion and where the idiotic Obama was blabbing on about some idealistic nonsense about “eliminating Ukraine’s stocks of conventional weapons would ensure the safety of the Ukrainian people and people around the world, by keeping them out of conflicts around the world”, Putin, just laughed and walked straight into the now weakened Ukraine.

Because Obama had crucial radar jamming also sold off to other nations, the Russians were able to fire the BUK missile at Malaysia Airlines MH17 killing 298 civilians in midair. It has now been reported by Dutch investigators that Putin himself signed off the release and usage of that particular missile prior to the airline disaster. Thanks to Obama, the Ukrainians could not block the tracking system of the BUK missile system because they had been persuaded to get rid of all of their defence equipment.

In 2023, the world is now closer it ever has been to total nuclear annihilation thanks to players like Barack Obama.

Sunak Advises Plundered British Army to Throw Stones at Advancing Russians

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Decades of neglect and plundering of Ministry of Defence budgets has left the British Army floundering. No bullets, no missiles, and a limited force with low morale, Britain’s once proud forces were stripped dry by the likes of David Cameron and Theresa May. As for Rishi Sunak, and his miserly Chancellor, the MoD are still under attack from their own government with measly piffling budgets that do not stand a chance in any war situation.

“This is why I am today advising Britain’s forces to throw stones at any threat attacking Britain. We can’t afford bullets but there are plenty of stones about. When the Russians attack with their bullets and missiles, we will have stones to defend ourselves with. Rest assured, the Chancellor and I will be far behind the front lines cheering our forces on.”

Stones and other objects can be thrown from quite a distance. There are also plenty of sticks that can be used, mainly found in forests. Sometimes if a stick is sharpened, it can even be used as a weapon to defend from the advancing crazed Russian heavily armed amphetamine drugged soldiers.

Poll: Bring Back Death Penalty But Only if It’s By the Axe

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As Tory deputy chairman, Lee Anderson supports the return of the death penalty, a new poll of 1,500 people reveals that many only back the return of capital punishment if the heads of criminals are chopped off by an executioner with an axe.

Asked why the axe was so popular, a spokesman for the MOROSE Poll revealed that it was all about the extravaganza of a good beheading.

“People would like to make a day out of it. Also, hanging is rather boring, they wriggle around a bit and that’s it. With a good axe beheading, we would get people travelling all the way from John O’Groats to Land’s End to see someone’s head chopped off and fall into a basket.”

Historian, Professor Eggsie Kutioner, at Scunthorpe University was intrigued by the new poll findings.

“This new polling discovery sort of confirms the fantastic nature of British history. A good decent beheading has been in our culture for centuries and is a firm part of our heritage. Bringing back the axe beheading executions would be a wonderful affirmation to our historical and modern standing.”

Terrorists, spies, murderers and citizens who commit High Treason would be possibly given the chop if convicted. There are, however, no calls to bring back the stocks.

The death penalty for murder in the UK was permanently abolished in 1965, while it ended for all crimes in 1998.

Joe Biden’s State of the Bunion Address

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“The bunions are bad, man! You try putting on a shoe with those things! It’s like having a $32 trillion deficit right there on the side of your big toe! Gimme a break, man!” Joe Biden said during his State of the Bunion Address.

“Here’s to 2024 when I pit my bunion against Trump’s smaller bunion. You see, mine has grown to develop over many decades and is hard as a fuckin’ rock. As for my haemorrhoids…”

The applause filled the room, some Democrats even took off their own shoes and waved their bunions at Joe Biden in delight.

“You see folks, when I’m in Delaware the first thing I do is take off my shoes because the state of my bunions really smarts. I then ask Jill to bring over that Top Secret Burisma documentation I kinda borrowed. I’m the ‘Big Guy’ or the ‘Big Bunion’ with the ill-gotten gains, and Hunter better get me my 10%…Shushhh!”

Hunter Biden is present and whoops with enthusiasm as his dad mentions his name. He then agitatedly stoops down and picks up a small glass pipe, as he lights a crack rock on a bottle he inhales the smoke and his smile just gets bigger and bigger.

“Thank you, thank you. We want zero carbon emissions and that means if you’re a carbon life form then I’m afraid you gotta go. Sorry, folks, but that’s what Carbon Zero means. So when the time comes, just remember old Uncle Joe and his bunions, ’cause you’ll be sleeping with the onions…hee, hee, hee!”

Erdoğan’s Way of Sorting Out the Kurdish Problem in Eastern Turkey

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Delaying an adequate earthquake response on an area of Turkey full of undesirables (Kurds) was probably an ideal way of solving a moderate level of the Kurdish problem, according to Turkish supreme ruler Erdoğan.

The estimated death toll could easily reach over 100,000 people, but at the moment of writing is 15,000. Despite this being one of the worst earthquakes of recent times, even the British media are mostly ignoring the story, relegating it to a few inch columns far away from headlines about the latest Love Island news. It seems in 2023, life is cheap, especially if the humans who were crushed to death are from some dark detested part of the world.

It is true to say that Erdoğan’s Turkey does not have many friends in the world circuit, but even so, some European countries at least made an effort to send humanitarian help and professional earthquake response teams. Meanwhile, Erdoğan stood by with little or no response to the area.

On the ground, help did not come for many for over 48 hours, and residents who did survive say they organised their own diggers to help to rescue the buried, but were told they were forbidden from using them until the government help came, so they waited, and it never came. In one area, it was three days before a Spanish rescue team came to help.

Much of the nightmare of demolished buildings could have been avoided if proper building regulations and construction were adhered to, but governmental corruption is so rife in Turkey that it is terminal.

Earthquakes it seems are very efficient ways of taking care of certain problems.

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Why Woke Ideology Divides and Destroys Societies

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Today there are woke Marxists who abhor capitalism, democracy and freedom of speech, yet they still are functioning and working within a Western capitalist democracy. How can that be? Well, many of these people were indoctrinated into Marxism from youth whilst living in the permissive West and once they come of age they become woke activists working from within capitalist democracy to destroy the ideals of Western culture and society.

Create polarity

The main battering ram of the woke is division. To destroy a society from within, woke agents must first divide people into groups, then play all of the different factions against each other to create discord, chaos, social attrition, violence and riots.

The woke disguise their push for division by masking it with fake virtue. Known as ‘virtue signalling’. Wokism essentially weaponises societal differences in race, sexuality and religion. This pigeonholing of entire swathes of people creates chaos and rifts in society, destabilising and demoralising entire nations from within.

“It’s a way of making people within any given target nation hate and doubt themselves from the inside. As a destabilising force, wokeness is also promoted from the highest levels of society and even conglomerate brands, who are paid off to spout the woke party line.

“When ordinary people see these brands promoting woke propaganda, there is an affirmation of the message, thus normalising wokism,” a CCP minister revealed from Beijing.

Destabilisation internally

The CCP and Russian FSB have been destabilising the USA for decades now, and the nation is thoroughly defeated and polarised from the inside societally.

“We want you to detest your own self and country. Here in China, we are more racist than any other country, but we homed into the racial rifts within your country and encouraged the blacks in your country to revolt. Over here in China, any such action would be crushed in an instant. In America, rioting and looting was even encouraged by the Obama and Biden administration, causing immense economic and societal damage to your country.

“Wokism not only weakens the target nation from the inside out, but it weakens the fighting forces of the weakened nation. Joe Biden has weakened and killed off the US military not only by defunding drives but by emasculating soldiers. Why would America’s enemies want a strong, masculine force of soldiers to fight against? Thanks to complete useful idiots like Joe Biden, the onus is put on the US military becoming a trans queer LGBTQP emasculated bunch of preening flower arranging woke pussies more concerned with makeup techniques and nail salons than machine guns.”

China would win a war fought against American soldiers today under the Biden administration.

Grammys: Apparently Satan is a Little Fat Bloke in a Onesie

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The good old Christian creation of Satan used to be a mysterious strong enigmatic figure, yes red was his colour and flames roasted the souls around him for eternity. In 2023, things have changed somewhat, and we have a fat bloke in a red onesie prancing around a Grammys stage with a German eunuch back-up singer in a cage.

The controllers and marketeers of this music biz extravaganza want the outrage, so that people talk about their product. Clearly, by adding the faux satanic element they are specifically targeting the Christians in the audience, so their outrage can move their bland soulless product in the mediocre music charts. Sure, outrage creates a selling point, but it does have its limits. However much one polishes a turd, at the end of the day it is still a turd. One suspects that even devout Christians would watch this pathetic nonsense of some fat bloke poncing around in a onesie and a Halloween set of horns and simply laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, because even they can see through it all.

Poor old Christians are an easy target because they are so forgiving, and many have since lost the lustre of the initial childhood mind implantation. If these marketeers wanted real controversy, they would ridicule Islam or the Prophet. It is a given that doing such things usually results in an early death, so maybe they are not as stupid as they act. If you want to live, that’s one religion no one apart from the recklessly insane fuck with.

There was a time once when illiterate dumb humans could be made to believe in the devils and the gods, so they could think there was an omnipresent moralistic force judging them over their worldly deeds and constantly watching over their every move. Nowadays, we just have Google/NSA doing the constant watching and judging.

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Madonna attended the 2023 Grammys

These man-made religions were constructed to create Ordo ab Chao, Order out of Chaos. Christianity, specifically, was created to replace the end of the Roman Empire, the great Caesars and Roman Gods/Goddesses replaced by the Holy Trinity and a cross — a much simpler and easier control system. By amalgamating past religious memes, they created an ideal superhuman called Jesus, a perfect being modelled on Osiris. The Sumerian Epic of Gilgamesh, created 4,500 BC before the Bible described the great flood in great detail, and was subsequently copied by the blokes who concocted the Bible later on, much to the embarrassment of Victorian Christians. The point being that all of these entities, characters and mythical occurrences are all essentially created by human minds — including the Christian version of Satan.

In 2012, 40 million people tuned in to watch the Grammys, and in 2023, it was a mere 18.7 million. It seems the more woke and deranged the media controllers get, the fewer people watch, therefore resulting in resorting to scraping the barrel with douchebags like fat Satan haunting the show — a festering suppurating anal wart on the ass of humanity.

Next year at the Grammys, maybe we can have more laughable, impotent attempts to create a modicum of outrage to push viewing figures even fucking lower. Do What Thou Wilt is a phrase the morons who market this pathetic, banal pap will never understand or put into real practice.

Never Underestimate the Power of Mother Nature

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Humans must humble themselves to the power of Mother Nature, who is a powerful force rivalling any man-made weapons. Building car parks and concreting over everything and mining earth’s resources are a testament to Man’s arrogance. The concrete jungles teeming with traffic spewing poisons into the atmosphere and the car parks built over bulldozed meadows mark humanity’s supposed superiority, however all this shit can be shaken off in less than a minute.

Building on flood plains, building over tectonic fault lines, damming rivers, chopping down entire rain forests, bleeding marsh lands, poisoning the oceans, polluting everything, human construction/destruction is ceaseless as it alters the earth’s surface and mercilessly mines its nether regions.

Something is infecting the earth, and the planet’s energy needs to shake it off, much like a horse shakes off the flies with its tail. Forget your fucking wars, and your fucking TV reality shows, when the big one hits you better have a spaceship to take you to another planet to rob and pillage. All your useless politics and power play won’t matter as your parliaments and weapon stockpiles are reduced to nothing but smouldering rubble. Perverting biology, and genetically modifying the already perfected universal forms of life, cause immense damage. Overcrowding the earth with unfettered breeding not only creates misery and suffering amongst human populations but causes more pollution, factory farming, terrorism, disease, poverty, famine and war.

Volcanoes, earthquakes, meteorites, tsunamis, viruses, bacteria, hurricanes cannot be tamed by humankind. What humans experience as the power of the earth is only a miniscule atom worth of the power of the universe.

What have they done to the earth? What have they done to our fair sister? Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her. Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn andTied her with fences and dragged her down…

Enough hippy stuff…

Please carry on plundering the earth.

This was not a public service announcement!

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