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Oh Dear! Britain’s Tourist Subclass Not Welcome in Europe Anymore

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Oh Dear! Britain’s Tourist Subclass Not Welcome in Europe Anymore

Can the Europeans be blamed for their latest outrage in shutting out Britain’s subclasses from holidaying on their beaches? After years of abuse, the continentals have quite rightly had enough of Britain’s subclass ‘scum’ Unterklasse who plague the beach resorts of Spain, Portugal, France and Italy.

The Europeans will certainly not miss the vomit filled streets; the humping and boozing day and night all over the fucking place, the constant drunk fights, the cheap package holiday scum kicking off in the Easyjets, the balcony leapers as well as the grotesque sight of obese red roasted lobsters speeding around in their mobility scooters eating a full English breakfast whilst downing a pint of vodka and smoking a cigarette simultaneously at 7:30 in the fucking morning.

Budget chav travellers have been a blight on many European holiday destinations, leaving entire towns off limits to locals in fear for their lives and sanity.

“I cannot take my dog out for a walk in the morning or go for a quiet meal in the evening with my wife. They are literally humping in the street, vomiting everywhere, and passing out in the gutters. The fights we see go on for hours as they throw chairs, tables and bottles. The Brits call them ‘slags’ what is a slag? I see one girl she had all three holes filled up and a long queue of men wanting to have a go. It was a real public spectacle, but it happen every night here in Lanzarote,” one appalled and fed up Spanish local revealed.

Majorca’s director of tourism, Lucia Escribano, recently sparked outrage when she said the island would not be promoting travel for summer 2023 because it was “not interested in having… budget tourists from the UK – and we don’t care if they go [instead] to Greece and Turkey.”

The orgies, booze filled Bacchanalia and vomit filled streets will certainly not be missed by the European countries vying for a better class of clientele, but maybe the mediocre amount of money these Unterklasse bring will still be missed. If you still want some easy sex, drugs and booze, it will all be kicking off in either Greece or Turkey this year. Have at it…

Begum Begged and Begged Was Finally Put to Bed

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Begum Begged and Begged Was Finally Put to Bed

Shamima Begum begged, and begged to be let back into the UK but has lost an appeal against the revocation of her British citizenship, after MI5 contended that she continued to pose a threat to national security.

Ms Begum, now 23, fled the UK at the age of 15 to join the Islamic State (IS) terror group in Syria and had her British citizenship removed by the home secretary when she resurfaced in a refugee camp in 2019.

She mounted a legal challenge thanks to ruthless lawyers against the decision, arguing that MI5 was wrong to conclude she represents a threat to the British public.

One can only wonder who paid Begum’s legal costs? When asked about this, the BBC was strangely silent.

Taking Back Our Borders? Asylum Bill For UK Taxpayers is £2.1 Billion

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Taking Back Our Borders? Asylum Bill For UK Taxpayers is £2.1 Billion

You may wonder why there are 40,000 economic migrant asylum seekers living the Life of Riley in Britain’s hotels at a cost of £7 million per day and £2.1 billion per annum billed to the taxpayer? Well, according to the useless current Tory government, it is because the UK is “taking back our borders”.

Home Office data is set to show that the asylum backlog has increased by 50,000 in just 12 months from 100,564 in the year ending December 2021 passing 150,000 for the first time in more than 20 years.

As Brexit never happened, neither did any form of border control nor brief glimpse of anything positive come out of Britain’s non-Brexit.

Taking back our borders

“Remoaners are moaning daily about Brexit, and how everything is the fault of Brexit, however Brexit never happened. Britain is still subject to the laws and diktats of the EU, the ECHR, the ECJ and over 4,000 EU laws. You ever wondered why you have to pay so much at the fuel pump? It’s because an EU 20% fuel tax is still in place. Value Added Tax? Yes, that is an EU creation and still fully in place,” an angry citizen revealed.

As the devious civil servants thwart any attempt to leave the EU properly, and the House of Lords does its best to halt any Brexit laws through, the Bank of England and Treasury work to make life harder for the people, so they blame everything on Brexit. Even the financial markets, as witnessed by what they did to Liz Truss are working in tandem with the deep state to stop any attempt at a Brexit.

There never was a Brexit, and it looks like there never will be a Brexit.

Why Aren’t Rap Artists Subject to ‘Sensitivity Readers’?

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Why Aren’t Rap Artists Subject to ‘Sensitivity Readers’?

Woke publishers pandering to Soviet censorship drives pushed by the CCP in the West are now employing ‘sensitivity readers’ to butcher and water down literature by formerly celebrated authors. The latest victim to fall prey to sensitivity readers is the late children’s author Roald Dahl. As the paragons of Western literature are daily defiled by these woke lords of censorship, one can only ask the question, why are rap artists given free rein to produce their often caustic, racist and misogynistic lyrics without any censorship?

Rap people often splatter their lyrics with the Latin word for black, and talk about their ‘bitches’, their ‘hoes’ as well as tales of dealing hard drugs and murder.

“African Americans are free to write the most vile lyrics simply because they are black, and are a protected species in America. If a rapper is white or any other race, then they are vulnerable to censorship and cancellation,” a record executive for a rap label revealed.

Call it hip hop, rap, or R’N’B whatever it is called, if it has black people spewing out their vile hatred and nasty lyrics, it is okay with the white liberal scum who enable that shit.

New Superhero Jesus Christ Video Game Hits Shelves

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New Superhero Jesus Christ Video Game Hits Shelves

What better game is there to play at 4am when you get back from a club whacked out on drugs with a greasy chilli sauced doner kebab and some equally whacked out mates? Spark up another Camberwell Carrot and fire up the bong, it’s time to play the ‘I am Jesus Christ’ video game.

Jesus Christ was a superhuman being who could walk on water, cure leprosy and turn water into wine amongst other physically impossible feats. If you buy this game, you too will be able to recreate the amazing superhuman superhero tricks that Jesus could do effortlessly. Just don’t try to fly off a tall building in real life though because unless you are Jesus, it just ain’t gonna work.

In the game you can fly around, see angels, walk on water, and cast magic tricks like in Skyrim but this time as the one and only Jesus Christ of Nazareth. This game proves that superhuman beings like Jesus once inhabited the earth. Jesus defies all known laws of physics and science and was a sorcerer of sorts, but he did it all for you. Without Jesus’ sacrifice, you would not be who you are now. Be sure to keep an eye out for your “Holy Spirit” meter, if it depletes too much when shooting out lasers or performing miracles, Jesus can get into trouble.

Download this amazing game on Steam right now and experience the wonder of being Jesus. Don’t forget to shoot Satan with your green lasers that shoot out from the palms of your hands, and don’t forget to be resurrected from your tomb after you die. You will have hours of fun along with Bible lessons that will reinforce your belief in the Bible.

The Woke West Aligning With Communist China With Loss of Democracy

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The Woke West Aligning With Communist China With Loss of Democracy

It is not just Western civilisation and democracy under threat, but the entire globe is falling mercy to woke communist ideology. The World Economic Forum and the likes of Klaus Schwab are making sure that soviet ideology is incorporated in education systems and all media, even including large corporate brands.

The model for the globe is the brutal regime of China, a genocidal communist state that treats their citizens like utter shit. We witnessed some of the ways the CCP deals with their citizens during the Covid pandemic and the recent demonstrations for democracy after a fire in Urumqi where people were locked in their homes by the authorities to burn alive. Since the Urumqi rebellion, anyone who dared to protest has been quietly rounded up by the CCP and disposed of with extreme prejudice.

The CCP long-term plan in the West was essentially demoralisation and integration into communist ideology, of course at the ultimate cost of democracy.

Over decades of demoralisation, China and other rogue nations like Russia are seeing the fruits of their labour coming to light. Wokism, censorship, cancel culture and the rewriting of all prominent Western literature and art is a step right into the arms of communist Marxist ideology pushed by China.

Essentially, the CCP wants Western culture and democracy eroded to such a point that eventually it will be interchangeable with Xi Jinping’s China. The EU is somewhat modelled on collectivist communist ideology where officials are not elected by the people but by politicians and technocrats. The EU Commission members are unelected by the people, and so is the EU President. This deficit of democracy is one of the many reasons why Britain voted to leave the EU in the first place. The USA, especially under Obama and Biden embraced soviet ideology and have brought US politics to the point of far left communist authoritarian ideology that eviscerates freedom of speech and democracy.

The future does not bode well for the West, which seems to have lost much of its democracy, free speech and ideals regarding liberty and justice. Embracing the brutal, totalitarian communist ideology of China at each turn.

Defiling the Art of Roald Dahl Kills Off the Spirit of Literature

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Defiling the Art of Roald Dahl Kills Off the Spirit of Literature

With the terrible news that the entire works of Roald Dahl are being defiled and corrupted by woke publishers, one can only hold these criminals and vagabonds committing atrocities on literature as vile censorious scum who should be all lined up and …

Defiling literature in this way is an evil communist exercise in censorship that is compounded by a deathly silence from most writers and publishers, that is, apart from a few brave souls who dare to voice their disgust. Hypersensitive puritan woke Marxist readers are the new Ministry of Propaganda censorship board.

If a word is in the dictionary it should be allowed to be used as intended by an author. What’s the fucking point in having a language if you cannot use the words in it?

Hundreds of changes have been made to the beloved children’s books, including no longer referring to Augustus Gloop as ‘fat’.

Other characters have had their genders changed, and words like ‘mad’ and ‘crazy’ have been removed by censors.

Soon, as in George Orwell’s 1984, dictionaries will be so slim they will be able to be read in less than an hour.

You will be a goodthinker, you will only speak woke salad lingo, you will obey, you will report those who do not adhere to woke salad rules, if you participate in crimethink you will be put in a joycamp or simply be unpersoned. ‘It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words. Of course, the great wastage is in the verbs and adjectives, but there are hundreds of nouns that can be got rid of as well. It isn’t only the synonyms; there are also the antonyms. After all, what justification is there for a word which is simply the opposite of some other word? A word contains its opposite in itself. Take “good”, for instance. If you have a word like “good”, what need is there for a word like “bad”? “Ungood” will do just as well — better, because it’s an exact opposite, which the other is not. Or again, if you want a stronger version of “good”, what sense is there in having a whole string of vague useless words like “excellent” and “splendid” and all the rest of them? “Plusgood” covers the meaning, or ” doubleplusgood” if you want something stronger still. Of course, we use those forms already. But in the final version of Newspeak, there’ll be nothing else. In the end, the whole notion of goodness and badness will be covered by only six words — in reality, only one word. Don’t you see the beauty of that, Winston? It was B.B.’s idea originally, of course,’ he added as an afterthought.

 

EU Bans Chinese-Made Toilets Exported to Russia

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EU Bans Chinese-Made Toilets Exported to Russia

In a bid to cause a shit storm, apparently the EU banned Chinese made toilets to Russia. This was meant to be a Ukraine invasion punishment, but all Putin has to do is import the toilets directly from China and even cut costs of importation.

The EU has been secretly importing Russian gas and oil from China since the beginning of the Ukraine war. Essentially, Russian gas is sent to China where it is then packaged as Chinese gas by brokers, who then sell it at inflated cost to the EU. Everyone knows the commodity is Russian in origin, but of course no one says a word.

The EU is also dithering on sending weapons and munitions to Ukraine simply because they are shit scared that Putin will invade the rest of Europe, however there will be no stopping Putin and his cannon fodder from somehow moving further West once Ukraine capitulates to his army of Orcs. The EU nations like Germany dilly-dallying on defending Ukraine and refusing to send jets will thus cause Ukraine’s eventual defeat, and Putin will gain momentum in sweeping through the rest of Europe like a knife through butter. Thankfully for France, Macron has his nose so far up Putin’s anus that he can tickle Putin’s tonsils. Paris and its beautiful architecture will be spared as France surrenders within the first week of the coming conflict. Yes, it seems like history is a great portend to the future.

As for the shit? It spews not only from the EU, but from Russia, China and of course from the mainstream nonsense media…ad infinitum.

Brexit Betrayal: Sunak Prepares to Give ECJ Power Over N. Ireland Deal

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Brexit Betrayal: Sunak Prepares to Give ECJ Power Over N. Ireland Deal

EU agents working to betray Britain i.e. Remoaners are congratulating themselves as Rishi Sunak is preparing to capitulate to the European Court of Justice (ECJ) overseeing the N. Ireland Brexit deal giving full power to the EU. If Sunak’s betrayal goes through, then the ECJ will implement its laws over the UK and will essentially mean that Britain will never leave the EU’s claws.

The pro-Brexit group in parliament, the ERG are most definitely against the Sunak Brexit betrayal plan, as are the DUP who have been staging a boycott of the Stormont Assembly in protest of the protocol.

Britain is also subject to the ECHR as well as the ECJ and despite a so-called Brexit, the UK is still ruled by over 4,000 EU laws which Rishi Sunak is refusing to dump.

Britain is also still applying a 20% EU fuel tax and many other EU laws which means in effect that Britain never left the EU in the first place.

To see Remoaners moaning about Brexit is laughable because Britain never left the EU, we never secured our borders and are still imprisoned by EU red tape and EU law.

The entire mess would be classified in military terms as a ‘clusterfuck’, and will not end any time soon until someone leads the country who has a set of swinging brass bollocks. With Farage worn out, Boris pursuing lucrative book deals and speaking appointments, and other parties too marginalised to make a difference, a Labour win in the 2024 election is now almost inevitable. When Labour wins, the non-Brexit will truly become a non-Brexit and will eventually morph into an EU-re-entry.

Socialist Tory Government Levelling Up Council Tax, Income Tax, Corporation Tax

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Socialist Tory Government Levelling Up Council Tax, Income Tax, Corporation Tax

As people are now preparing themselves for a Labour government, the socialist Tory party are moving more far-left by the day. The two opposition parties are almost indistinguishable from themselves, and the high tax policies of the newly unelected Tories mirrors the Labour Party.

Silly bampot Michael Gove and his pathetic levelling up drive seems to have also been adopted by the miserly Chancellor by levelling up on the cost of living for the ordinary citizens of this once fair country.

“We are levelling up the council tax, income tax, BBC tax, Road tax, fuel tax, Green tax and corporation tax so that businesses can no longer function and ordinary people are priced out of life itself. If you voted Tory in the past, we can assure you, you will never vote Tory ever again, you silly fucking mugs,” Chancellor of the Excrutiator, Jeremy *unt said on Tuesday from the Treasury.

Here’s to levelling up where the poor people get even poorer and the supposed rich people lose a reasonable amount, as for the Middle class bourgeoisie, they have moved down several notches and are now festering amongst the working poor — a bastard situation if there ever was one. If you are unfortunate enough to still be living in London under the menacing, malicious parasite Mayor Sadiq Khan, then you will have an additional ULEZ tax to look forward to soon. Enjoy, as you are forced to fork out £15 a day just to drive to your local shops and back, or go to the hospital, or whatever you fucking have to do.

Here’s to the election in 2024, where Labour is assured a sure-fire win. Brexit will be removed from history, and taxation will keep on rising along with interest rates. It will just be the same policies as the Tories, but with different ugly faces doling out the daily punishments.

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