Roseanne Barr Barred From Visiting Guatemala After Causing Disaster

GUATEMALA CITY - Guatemala - An impromptu visit by American TV Sitcom star Roseanne Barr caused a 200ft deep sink hole which in turn swallowed up a three-storey building, a supermarket, a bookshop and a pet shop, ministry officials said.

Another Pump and Dump Day at the Markets

NEW YORK - USA - It was business as usual at the NYSE as stocks fell by over 300 points on the Dow Jones index on Friday after rising by 300 points the previous day.

Israeli PM Says British Mass Murderer Derrick Bird Was Acting in Self-Defence

CUMBRIA - England - Israeli prime minister, Binyamin Netanyahu, has defended the British mass murderer who killed 12 people in cold blood on Wednesday as "acting in self-defence".