China: 4 MPH Road Speed Limit Upgraded to 6 MPH
BEIJING - China - Journey times on Chinese roads have been cut drastically by radical Government initiatives.
Alan Greenspan Admits Iraq War was Really for Oil
WASHINGTON DC - There was shock in America as elder statesman of finance Alan Greenspan made these startling claims in a new biography.
Northern Rock to be Renamed Northern Pebble
NEWCASTLE - England - Adam Applegarth, the Chief Executive of the Northern Rock Bank, has agreed to proposals for changing the company name to Northern Pebble.
General Petraeus Updates George W Bush on Successful US Defeat in Iraq
ANBAR PROVINCE - Iraq - The Americans have declared The Surge a victory for US failure in Iraq. The US is now officially winning the defeat and have proudly proclaimed success in losing the war.