Why Mineral Rich Afghanistan Had to be Invaded

KABUL - Afghanistan - The US explains why it invaded Afghanistan's trillion dollar mineral rich lands.

Britney Spears Mimes in the Shower as Well as Stage

LOS ANGELES - USA - Miming pop star, Britney Spears, mimes in the shower, as well as the stage, say her household staff.

Brown Finally Wins a By-election

GLASGOW - Scotland - Ailing prime minister, Gordon Brown has finally won a by-election, albeit in a place where 75% of the population are on Labour benefits.