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Cancelled Elections Cancelled! “Comrades, this is a sad day for communism!”

This is a message to all comrades in the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain. We sadly announce that there has been a small instance of democracy during our transition from hard tyrannical socialism to full-blown communism. The cancelled elections have been cancelled, thus allowing democracy to occur. This is an affront to the political ideology of the Labour Party and our political principles of brutal totalitarian communism.

Vladimir Lenin: “The goal of socialism is communism.”

Comrade Starmer was taking his daily banya when he heard the terrible news.

“Comrades, apparatchiks, Bolsheviks, Stasi agents, train drivers, Marxist union representatives, high party members, NHS bosses, council fat cats, and the ordinary prole scum. Our transition to full communism to completely thwart any semblance of democracy in the country has sadly been spiked.

“We attempted to halt local elections, to halt jury trials, to destroy the last vestiges of freedom in Britain. To stop the Reform brigands led by the partisan Nigel Farage. He will now have a foothold in destroying our transition to communism.

“The Labour government is now regrouping, and we will find a way to thwart democracy once and for all.

“The Marxist Big State cannot be stopped; we will find a way, we will stop democracy because if we do not, Reform will come forth and destroy the important transitory process towards full communism!”

People’s Bulletin 39288

Janice Bucktrimble, 28, of Stasi Avenue, Dover, has been awarded a pint of chaptalised cat’s urine and 4 boxes of triple-used condoms. She reported her two young children, her husband, and her next-door neighbour for cheering when the democratic elections were reinstated. The criminals even shouted for “democracy.” They were taken away in the early hours of Monday morning and liquidated into Net Zero Juice. Remember – Look, Listen and Report!

Barack Obama: “Aliens are real”

During a recent interview, the former president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, revealed that aliens are real.

“There are aliens out there and all over here as well. I lied about Area 51, of course; that’s something that’s off limits. We’re back-engineering their stuff there.

“Ha, hah! I just pipped Trump to revealing the truth about aliens…plus I got the Nobel Peace Prize and he didn’t…take that, you stinking chump Trump!

“They’re called Obaminoid aliens. These aliens are everywhere and can shapeshift and use telepathy, plus they like spreading all sorts of shit amongst the human populations.

“Spreading transgenderism, mass homosexuality and that wonderful BLM/MeToo shit. They’re mischievous and love to create division and discord amongst Middle American white Christians especially.

“Big Mikey also told me these Obaminoids are here for a very good reason. Ahh, I’ve said too much. I, I, gotta go now!”

Vladimir Putin: “Me and My Pet Frog”

Supreme President of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin has spoken candidly about his pet frog.

“I call her Kroshka. Come here my sweet tiny Kroshka, how many have you killed today? (Putin kisses the frog delicately.) I am immune to her charming toxins and to polonium-210 as well.

“She is from Ecuador, from the jungles. We have them shipped here by the crate and even have our own breeding habitats. This one I chose myself as a pet.

“We had some delegates from Estonia here yesterday pleading for something or other. I cannot honestly remember from these assholes. During the dinner I brought out Kroshka from my pocket and told her to have some fun.

“She jumped on the tallest one, maybe 6’5”; he did not realise as she rubbed on his cheek until it was too late.

“He fell like a tree. Just like that. Beautiful. Спать без задних ног.

“Afterwards, little Kroshka came back to Daddy, and we continued the official dinner as if nothing had happened.”

Miliband Claims Net Zero Turnips Will Provide Energy For UK

Sometimes lunatics are given the wheel. “Mad” Ed Miliband is no exception. Apart from being a useless cunt, he is also a raving lunatic of the most dangerous kind that has been let loose on these hallowed isles.

You may wonder why energy prices are the highest in the world in the UK. Well, it’s that little thing called Net Zero, and as Miliband is a Marxist, he is using the cover of this nefarious energy policy to fuck people over, not only with the cost of living crisis but also with the so-called growth of the economy. Simple economics: it is impossible to have “economic growth” when it costs £23 just to put on the fucking kitchen light and £38 to boil the fucking kettle to make a stinking fucking cup of tea.

Speaking at the Fabian Society the other day, Mad Ed was…er…well…mad.

“Turnips. We are going to put turnips on poles and then point them somewhere in the sky, maybe 39 degrees north, 43 degrees south, or something like that. We have to have big turnips, and they need to be organic and not older than three days. You see this turnip (holds up turnip), it’s a Net Zero energy powerhouse, and look at this one with the maggot coming out of it; it’s okay too. I can get as much power out of 500,000 of these turnips as a 9-volt battery, and each turnip will cost £759,000, and it will make electricity really cheap…er…maybe in 40 years’ time from now.”

Is this the End of Britain?

We are most certainly living in a time that is in the process of winding down of a nation once called Great Britain. There are still two more years of constant destruction ahead, and the current Labour government are actively destroying this country with gusto. Is this the end of Britain? Is this checkmate?

Throughout the past decades, the rate of decline has increased by quite a measure, and it will continue, it seems, at an exponential rate. The current Labour government was the final nail in the coffin.

There are no saviours to this malaise, as the damage has already been done. One could say it started under Blair or go further back to Major, depending on which political side you fall on.

There is no point in even pinpointing where or what or when — just that the damage cannot be fixed. It is in the systems, it is in the schools, it is in the institutions, and the media; the entire body has succumbed to the tumour, and death is the only answer.

Checkmate!

98% of the Internet is Fake

Much of the internet is completely fake, fake ad clicks, fake comments, fake traffic, fake followers, fake articles, fake polls, fake opinions, fake election campaigns, fake everything.

Public opinion (especially during elections) can be swayed easily via the use of the massive bot farms employed by state run operations.

China, Russia, N.Korea and Iran are the perpetrators of the majority of the fakery along with a plethora of organised criminal activity.

The highly treasonous actions of Keir Starmer have also seriously endangered the UK and its Western allies by okaying the massive Chinese Spy Embassy in the centre of London, as well as paying to give away the Chagos Islands to the CCP Belt and Road Initiative owned Mauritius. These stupid actions will, in the future, pose a fundamental military and security risk to the UK and its allies.

CHINA

The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) and its affiliated entities, including elements linked to the People’s Liberation Army (PLA), have been implicated in operating extensive bot farms, networks of automated or semi-automated social media accounts designed to spread disinformation, harass critics, and influence public opinion. These operations often employ virtual private networks (VPNs) or proxy servers to route traffic through IP addresses in Western countries like Canada, the US, and the UK, masking their Chinese origins and evading platform restrictions (since platforms like X/Twitter are blocked in mainland China).

This tactic helps the bots appear local and authentic, amplifying their reach in targeted regions. A prominent example is the “Spamouflage” (or “Dragonbridge”) campaign, identified by researchers and governments as the world’s largest known online disinformation operation, involving hundreds of thousands of fake accounts across platforms like X/Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, and TikTok. Linked to China’s Ministry of Public Security (MPS) a CCP-controlled entity with ties to intelligence and PLA cyber units, this network has harassed US residents, politicians, and businesses critical of Beijing, sometimes with threats of violence.

In 2023, the US Department of Justice charged 34 MPS officers with running a “912 Special Project Working Group” based in Beijing, involving hundreds of officers nationwide to target dissidents, discredit US politicians, and undermine companies at odds with CCP interests.

These bots often pivot topics en masse, such as shifting from pro-Russia narratives on Ukraine to attacking Western leaders, and have been traced to origins in China while using Western IPs to post in local languages.

In Canada, Global Affairs Canada detected a Spamouflage-linked bot network in August 2023 that accelerated in September, posting thousands of comments in English and French on politicians’ social media accounts, including those of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

The bots falsely claimed a CCP critic had accused politicians of crimes and ethical breaches, aiming to sow division.

Similar efforts have targeted Canadian MPs and been attributed to CCP/PLA operations using Canadian IPs to blend in.

In the US, bot farms have supported broader cyber espionage, such as APT31 (a group tied to China’s Ministry of State Security, with PLA connections), which targeted critics, journalists, and politicians via phishing emails that collected victims’ IP addresses and locations for further hacks.

In March 2024, the US indicted seven Chinese hackers for a “prolific global hacking operation” that compromised thousands, including by using US IPs to send over 10,000 malicious emails.

These efforts align with CCP goals like stealing intellectual property and undermining democratic processes, as seen in campaigns targeting US businesses in sectors outlined in “Made in China 2025.”

Bots have also flooded discussions on sensitive topics, such as harassing dissidents like billionaire Guo Wengui, using commercial bot networks from mainland China routed through US IPs.

The UK has faced similar intrusions, with APT31 hacking emails of politicians in the Inter-Parliamentary Alliance on China (IPAC), a group critical of the CCP.

In 2024, the UK imposed sanctions on groups linked to these operations, which used UK IPs for phishing and data collection to enable device compromises.

Overall, these bot farms support CCP/PLA objectives of global influence, with operations often traced to units in cities like Chengdu, using Western IPs to evade detection and amplify propaganda.

Governments and platforms continue to counter them through takedowns, but the scale remains vast, with over 5,000 accounts recently blocked in one instance alone.

Much of the revenue and streams of modern pop singers and rappers are streamed from bot farms making a mockery of the music biz with fake listens generating huge revenue for the fake ‘artists’.

Axis of Evil led by Russia

Russia, North Korea, and Iran are all heavily involved in state-sponsored bot farms, disinformation networks, and influence operations, often routing activity through Western IP addresses (US, UK, Canada, etc.) to make their efforts appear local, evade detection, and blend into target societies. These actors frequently share tactics, tools, or even indirect coordination in broader “axis” alignments against Western interests, though full alliances in bot operations are more opportunistic than tightly integrated. Russia’s Bot Farms and Use of Western IPs. Russia remains the most prolific and sophisticated in this space, with operations like the Internet Research Agency (IRA) “troll factory” and newer AI-enhanced networks. In 2024, the US Justice Department (with Canada and the Netherlands) disrupted a major Russian bot farm run by RT (state media) and the FSB (security service). It used AI software called Meliorator to create nearly 1,000 fake profiles impersonating Americans, posting pro-Russia, anti-Ukraine content on X (formerly Twitter). Domains and infrastructure were US-based (e.g., .com registrations), and bots routed through Western IPs to mimic real US users. This scaled propaganda on Ukraine, elections, and divisions. Similar campaigns have targeted Europe and Israel, often using proxies or bought domains in the West for authenticity.Russia’s tactics include:Fake personas with AI-generated content. Amplification via bots reposting/liking each other. Spoofed sites mimicking local news.

These ops often appear organic from US/UK/Canada IPs, making takedowns harder.

North Korea’s Operations

North Korea’s efforts lean more toward cybercrime and revenue generation than pure disinformation bot farms, but they overlap. The regime runs massive schemes where operatives pose as remote IT workers (using stolen/fake US identities) to get jobs at Western companies, often routing through “laptop farms” in the US (physical devices hosted stateside but controlled remotely from abroad, including China/Russia proxies). This evades sanctions, funnels millions back to Pyongyang for weapons programs, and sometimes steals data or plants malware. In 2025, the US DOJ indicted multiple North Koreans and facilitators, seizing laptop farms across states and fraudulent sites. While not classic “bot farms” like Russia’s, they use Western IPs extensively (US-based laptops/addresses) to appear legitimate. Disinformation is secondary—e.g., occasional anti-South Korea/US propaganda—but the infrastructure (proxies, stolen creds) supports influence when needed. No major 2025-2026 bot farm takedowns tied directly to Pyongyang, but the model enables covert ops.

Iran

Iran’s IRGC (Revolutionary Guard) runs aggressive disinformation via bot networks, fake personas, and narrative laundering. Campaigns target US/UK politics, amplify anti-Israel/Western narratives, and exploit divisions (e.g., Scottish independence in 2024 UK ops, or Gaza-related content). They use fake UK/US accounts (often with Western-sounding personas) posting in English, sometimes routing through proxies to appear local.In 2024-2025, Iran-linked bots pushed election meddling (e.g., fake news sites, AI deepfakes), harassed critics, and coordinated with pro-Iran narratives. US seizures of IRGC-linked domains (older cases) showed use of Western infrastructure. During escalations (e.g., Israel-Iran tensions), bots flood with doctored images/videos via social media, often from IPs masked as Western to evade bans.Overlaps and “Alliances”These states—Russia, China (as we discussed earlier), Iran, North Korea—form a loose “axis” of authoritarian actors sharing cyber tactics, malware, or influence goals against the West. Examples:Coordinated disinformation (e.g., anti-Western narratives on Ukraine, elections). Shared tools/proxies for anonymity. Mutual support (e.g., Russian amplification of Iranian/Iran-backed content).

Not a formal bot-farm alliance, but convergence: Russia pioneers troll farms, others adapt (Iran for regional influence, North Korea for revenue masking ops). Western IPs/proxies are common across all to bypass platform blocks and seem grassroots.Platforms (X, Meta) and governments continue takedowns, but scale persists—often thousands of accounts before detection. If you’re seeing specific examples on social media, it’s likely part of these patterns.

Individual Bot Farms by Organised Criminals

Followers on social media are meaningless if they can be bought/farmed and created out of nothing.

Traffic stats for websites, can be manipulated to gain SEO traction on search engines.

Advertisements can be clicked by sophisticated bots raising vast amounts of revenue.

The internet is essentially fake and riddled with trillions and trillions of bots making money every millisecond for ruthless people with no quandaries about how they make their money.

Whilst state actors like the CCP, Russia, Iran, and North Korea run bot farms for propaganda, influence, espionage, or revenue generation (e.g., funding weapons programs), a huge chunk of the ecosystem is purely commercial and profit-driven. Private individuals, small crews, organised cybercrime groups, and even some shady companies treat bot farms as a business, often operating as “Bot-as-a-Service” (BaaS) or similar setups. They rent out their networks or sell services directly, turning automation into cash with low overhead and high margins.The main ways these private operators make serious money include: Ad fraud and click fraud. This is the biggest moneymaker. Bot farms simulate massive fake clicks on pay-per-click (PPC) ads (Google Ads, programmatic display, etc.), video views, or impressions. Advertisers pay thinking real people are engaging, but the money flows to the fraudster who controls the bots or the fake sites hosting the ads. Reports from 2025 show global ad fraud losses hitting tens of billions annually (e.g., estimates around $37-41 billion in recent years), with bot farms capturing a big slice. Some operations arbitrage this: spend a little on cheap traffic sources, inflate clicks massively, and pocket the difference, returns can hit 100x or more in extreme cases. Individuals or small teams run “phone farms” (arrays of cheap devices running bots) or use hijacked devices to scale this without much investment. Selling fake engagement and boosting services. Influencers, brands, politicians, or anyone wanting to look popular pays for fake followers, likes, comments, shares, or views on platforms like X/Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, or Twitch. This is a massive underground market, people drop six or seven figures yearly on it. Operators charge per thousand engagements or offer monthly subscriptions. Some “engagement farming” even ties into platform monetisation: on X, for instance, bots can artificially boost replies/likes from Premium users to trigger payouts under revenue-sharing programs. It’s turned into a “bot wars” arms race where farms redesign tactics to game the system for ad revenue or creator funds. Streaming and view botting. Streamers on Twitch, YouTube, or similar buy bot traffic to inflate viewer counts, which attracts real sponsors, higher ad rates, or platform bonuses. Farms provide this “view botting” as a service, often using residential proxies to look legit. Other cybercrime angles. Beyond ads, bots scrape data for resale (e.g., emails, credentials), send spam/phishing at scale, spread malware, or run credential stuffing. In crypto spaces, bot farms enable pump-and-dump schemes, fake trading volume to lure investors, or scam operations like pig butchering (building trust via fake romance/profiles then stealing crypto). Some farms even mine crypto or farm in-game rewards (e.g., in games like Counter-Strike or OSRS) for resale. Legit-adjacent or grey-area plays. Not everything is outright illegal. Some companies sell “bot services” for automation (e.g., social media management tools, trading bots for crypto arbitrage, or AI agents), charging subscriptions or commissions. Crypto arbitrage bots, for example, exploit price differences across exchanges and print money legally for users (and fees for bot creators). But the line blurs when these tools get repurposed for fraud. The economics are brutal for victims but sweet for operators: setup costs are low (cheap phones, VPS, proxies, open-source scripts), detection is asymmetric (cheap to attack, expensive to defend), and profits scale insanely. A single sophisticated farm can net hundreds of thousands to millions monthly, with some documented cases pulling $600k+ from game rewards alone or millions from ad fraud. Platforms and governments keep cracking down (takedowns, indictments), but new ones pop up fast, often in regions with lax enforcement. It’s a shadowy digital economy where state ops meet pure greed, and everyone from lone hackers to venture-backed startups (yes, some “AI bot” firms skirt edges) cashes in. The losers? Advertisers, real creators, and everyday users wading through the spammy noise.

Chinese AI May Have Just Killed Off Hollywood

For years, for decades, Hollywood abandoned scripts and plot lines and settled on the lowest common denominator — special effects and CGI. This strategy may have made studios tried and trusted cash for some of their releases, but it left the entire industry vulnerable to future technological advancements like AI. Churning out hundreds of mediocre and banal superhero films per year was a lazy and easy way of cashing in, but it was the beginning of the final death knell of an industry all out of ideas and good scripts.

Now is the time of reckoning as the easy bucks, low effort, dumbed-down crap churned out by Hollywood studios ad infinitum comes back to completely eviscerate the industry. All that shit can now be replicated by two or three sentence prompts using the Chinese AI engine Seedance 2.0.

The Chinese AI masters have just destroyed Hollywood in one fell swoop.

Labour Councillor Who Sent Pics of Penis to Girl, 13, Helped Draft “Online Safety Act”

Sometimes stories are so beyond satire that they can only be looked upon with sheer awe at their audacity and ridiculousness. Certainly, mass hypocrisy is something the Labour Party is known for; however, leftists and far-left Marxists do not comprehend the enormity of these things because they are completely blinded by their confirmation bias built into their ideological programming. That’s why a Labour councillor, touted by Keir Starmer and Rachel Reeves, sending pics of his knob to a 13-year-old girl will pretty much go ignored in the press.

The fact that this lowlife piece of shit helped draft Labour’s flagship “Online Safety Act” is neither here nor there; it is naturally kept under lock and key—not even whispered in hushed tones.

In a guilty plea this week, 30-year-old Liron Velleman admitted to trying to have sex with a minor and trying to get a minor to view pornographic material.

Enquiring about whether she was ‘home alone’, seeing her in school uniform and requesting pictures of her in her panties, Velleman thought he was talking to a 13-year-old girl. He also sent a sexual video and pics of his penis. As it turned out, he was corresponding with a policeman conducting an internet sting. The offences took place in December 2024.

Don’t forget, Keir Starmer has also awarded a peerage to former communications chief Matthew Doyle despite knowing Doyle remained friends with another Labour councillor charged with child sex offences.

Just another episode in Labour’s Britain that will be conveniently brushed under the rug of inequity and squalor. It’s okay, though; our children are all safe now under Labour’s “Online Safety Act”.

“Thanks to my choices Britain’s growth and quality of life are lower than Albania”

Comrades of the People’s Republic of Soviet Britain, I am happy to announce that new GDP figures show that ‘families are getting poorer,’ while my un-growth policies have crippled the economy and left many with no option but to flee the country. Britain’s growth and quality of life are now lower than Albania’s.

Thanks to my heavy tax regime of taxes upon taxes meted out like fucking Smarties, Soviet Britain now has lower economic growth than Bulgaria, Albania, or even Zimbabwe.

The economy may be un-growing, but I am pleased to announce that the population, hyperinflation and debt levels are growing at the fastest rate thanks to the illegal immigration, profligate socialist spending, Channel crossings, and those wonderful “student visas” where half of the population of Pakistan, India, Africa, and the Middle East are coming here and overstaying their visas permanently.

The Office for National Statistics (ONS) has shown gross domestic product (GDP) rose by 0.1% in the fourth quarter, following growth of 0.1% in the previous three months. In the next quarter, I am hoping for growth to be 0.00001%. Yippee!

Remember, the harder you work in your shitty jobs and the longer hours you work, the more tax I will take from you and leave you worse off. If you try to save money, I will tax you till you have nothing left. We are punishing ‘working people’ so that high party members and civil servants of the Big State can have huge salaries and pension pots whilst you are left with nothing.

Now fuck off out of my sight and get back to work.

Women and Children Are Not Safe in Labour’s Britain

Over 600 illegals cross the Channel into Britain every single day, as the borders—land, sea, and air—are effectively wide open, and as the luxury hotels, spas, and former barracks are full of men seeking asylum from Third World countries. Do you think Britain’s women and children are safe? Britain’s women and children are now supremely vulnerable to attacks from these elements imported into the country en masse.

THE POPULATION OF THE UK WAS 58 MILLION IN 2000; NOW IT’S 70 MILLION

pexels-rdne-6003562Over 65,000 migrants have crossed the Channel since Labour took power 19 months ago.

If you are a woman, do you feel safe walking the streets in Britain, especially at nighttime?

If you are a parent, do you think it is safe for your child to walk to school or to go and play with their friends in the park?

Labour’s Britain is now a cesspit of violence, murder, and rape roaming the streets, towns, and villages; these are violent attacks on Britain’s population. These attacks affect the victims for their entire lives, while the mollycoddled illegals are given homes, hotel rooms, and luxury stays in 5-star resorts, all at the expense of the taxpayer. The cover-ups of Pakistani grooming gangs by the likes of Labour-run councils and institutions and Sadiq Khan are another element adding to the nasty mix.

Of course, not every migrant, illegal or not, is a criminal, rapist, or murderer, but who the fuck are all these men? No one knows, because they destroy their papers before they cross the Channel. Nothing is being done despite the hollow words of promise from the government. “Smash the gangs?” Utter bullshit.

A Small Selection of “Known” Sexual Assaults and Rapes Under Labour

  • Epping, Essex (July 2025): A 38-year-old Ethiopian man, housed in an asylum hotel, was arrested on July 8, 2025, and charged with sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl. He was remanded in custody, with a trial scheduled for August 26, 2025. This incident sparked protests and was highlighted in parliamentary discussions on migrant-related crimes.
  • Horley, Surrey (May-June 2025): Qais Al-Aswad, a 26-year-old Syrian asylum seeker residing in the Four Points by Sheraton Hotel (used for asylum housing), was convicted of three counts of sexual assault against three different women. The offences occurred between May 23 and June 12, 2025. He received a six-month suspended prison sentence, two years’ suspension, and 200 hours of unpaid work on October 23, 2025.
  • Oxford (reported in 2025): An individual described as an illegal immigrant housed in a government asylum hotel was convicted of raping a 20-year-old woman in a churchyard. Specific dates were not detailed in reports, but the case was cited as recent in July 2025 parliamentary debates.
  • Wakefield (reported in 2025): A Sudanese man, housed in a government asylum hotel, was convicted of strangling and attempting to rape a woman in a nightclub toilet. Exact dates were not specified, but it was referenced as a recent example in July 2025 discussions.
  • Deng Chol Majek (Walsall): In October 2025, Deng Chol Majek, an asylum seeker from Sudan who arrived in the UK via a small boat, was found guilty of murdering Rhiannon Whyte, a 27-year-old hotel worker. Majek stabbed Ms Whyte 23 times with a screwdriver at a railway station in October 2024. Witnesses and CCTV captured Majek behaving in a “callous” manner, dancing and drinking in a car park shortly after the attack. In January 2026, he was sentenced to life imprisonment following a dispute regarding his age, as he claimed to be 19 while prosecutors believed him to be in his mid-20s.
  • Haybe Cabdiraxmaan Nur (Derby): Haybe Cabdiraxmaan Nur, a Somali asylum seeker who arrived on a small boat, was jailed for life in October 2025 for the “brutal and callous” murder of a man inside a Lloyds Bank in Derby. Nur, who had previous criminal convictions in Italy and Germany, stabbed 37-year-old Gurvinder Johal in May 2025. Reports indicated that in the hours before the murder, Nur had made threats to kill, which were reported to authorities.
  • Safi Dawood (London): In November 2025, it was reported that an Afghan refugee, Safi Dawood, 22, was facing a murder trial for the fatal stabbing of a dog walker, 49-year-old Wayne Broadhurst, in Uxbridge, west London, in October 2025.
  • Ahmad Mulakhil (23, Afghan asylum seeker): Convicted at Warwick Crown Court of abducting and raping a 12-year-old girl in Nuneaton, Warwickshire. The attack occurred on July 22, 2025, in a quiet cul-de-sac after he targeted her in a park. He was found guilty of one count of rape (having already pleaded guilty to another rape charge), two counts of sexual assault, child abduction, and taking an indecent video of the victim. The girl reported that he laughed during the assault. Mulakhil had arrived in the UK via small boat four months prior and was living in asylum accommodation. The case sparked protests in Nuneaton over initial police withholding of his nationality and immigration status, leading to a political debate on transparency in migrant-related crimes.
  • Ahmadreza Khalafi (29, Iranian refugee): Sentenced on February 5, 2026, at St Albans Crown Court to 4.5 years in prison plus 3 years on extended licence for sexually assaulting a 19-year-old woman in Bishop’s Stortford town centre on May 3, 2025. He approached the victim while she was playing hide-and-seek with friends, assaulted her over a prolonged period, and was described by the judge as a “predator” who “didn’t know the difference between right and wrong. ” Khalafi was initially charged with rape, five counts of sexual assault, and one count of sexual assault by penetration but pleaded guilty to reduced charges. He entered the UK illegally on a lorry in July 2024 and was granted refugee status.
  • Shahram Ibrehemi (20, Iranian asylum seeker): Convicted of raping a 13-year-old girl in a Hull hotel room (Yorkshire). Reports emerged on February 11, 2026, indicating a recent jury verdict at Grimsby Crown Court. Ibrehemi, along with co-defendant Riley Smith (19, UK national), lured the intoxicated girl to the hotel where she was repeatedly raped. Ibrehemi admitted guilt early. He arrived in the UK as a 17-year-old refugee from Iran, smuggled by people traffickers, and was living in immigration accommodation. Sentencing details are not yet public, but the case highlights vulnerabilities in asylum housing.

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Most crimes in Labour’s Britain are not recorded or covered up, so we will never know the true extent of these vicious crimes.

– 708 charges against asylum seekers in a third of UK asylum hotels over three years, including multiple cases of rape, sexual assault, violence, theft, and arson.

– Foreign nationals make up about 12% of the UK prison population but commit around 20% of rapes, per recent Ministry of Justice data.

– A separate August 2025 report found 211 asylum hotel residents charged with 425 offences in 2025 alone, including 44 sexual offences, 109 violent offences, and 63 theft-related offences.

Britain’s women and children are living their lives in perpetual fear because of Labour’s inadequate and incompetent actions regarding Britain’s open borders and asylum housing.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

 

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