Christmas Cancelled Next Year

NORTH POLE - Antarctica - One of Santa's elves has lost the names and addresses of all the children in the whole wide world. The data was held on a disc and was lost somewhere over Greenland.

Blair Converts to Catholicism

LONDON - England - Tony Blair has caused fresh controversy by converting to Roman Catholicism less than six months after leaving office.

Heather Mills to Open Giant Rat Milk Farm in UK

JAKARTA - Indonesia - Eco-warrior Heather Mills McCartney is to open a giant rat milk farm in the UK next year.

The Daily Squib Christmas Nintendo Wii Giveaway

The Daily Squib premier news source is proudly giving away a Nintendo Wii to one lucky recipient. It is still not too late to get a Wii before Christmas so good luck folks.