Bush Ratings at All-Time High 29%

Washington DC - George W Bush is on a roll with a new high National Approval Rating of 29%.

Artists Hold Benefit Concert for Themselves

LONDON - England - Corporate Artists worldwide are sick and tired of masquerading as caring benefit concert givers. A group of artists are now coming out and saying the lies are over 'we are the main benefit.'

Discovery Bigger Than Octosquid Pulled from Ocean

BORNEO -- Scientists and deep sea divers have captured an image of a previously undiscovered creature and are baffled and excited by the new discovery.