Drudge Report Puts Prince Harry in Afghan Warzone Danger

HELMAND PROVINCE - Afghanistan - Prince Harry has been put in extreme danger by the headline crazy American Matt Drudge after revealing the Prince's whereabouts on his tour of duty in the Afghan warzone.

Michael Jackson Writes Book to Save Neverland

LOS ANGELES - CA - Michael Jackson will come up with the $25 million needed to save Neverland by March 19th after receiving a multi-million dollar advance for writing a tell-all book.

Hillary Clinton Shapeshifts LIVE on TV

NEW YORK - Hillary Clinton is caught live on camera shapeshifting. The Daily Squib can exclusively reveal to the world this amazing phenomenon.