Amongst great adversity, Nigel Farage has announced he will take over from Richard Tice as Reform Party leader and run for parliament in Clacton at the July 4th General Election.
Leader for Next 5 Years
Millions of let down people across Britain will now feel a lot let less down, and hold an ember of hope that things can change in this beleaguered country struck by electoral malaise and apathy with the current two awful choices Labour and Conservative.
The Conservative Party has already lost the majority of voters who will never vote for them in the coming General Election and maybe never vote for them again in any circumstances.
Maybe the voters who were thinking of staying at home will think again when they at least have Farage to vote for amongst a very poor selection of political parties.
In all certainty, the Nigel Farage announcement today puts a spanner into the works and some real passionate energy into the rather insipid election campaigning going on currently.
The unelected Sunak will stay unelected and the morose Labour leader Comrade Starmer will scrape a mediocre win with a tiny majority. That’s the election, and under the current First-past-the-post electoral system, Farage will somehow wing his way through despite all odds.
Now that Farage is back this will seriously impact the Tory vote and the Brexiteers hanging on the sidelines will be now queuing to vote for Reform and Nigel Farage. Things will increase in voracity as the days and hours move along towards the culminating point of the General Election. As the voting booths open at the polling stations, voters will have at least something to vote for. The torrid lameness of the Conservative Party and Labour will no doubt see many of their voters desert them to the environs of Reform.
This election is possibly the last chance for Nigel Farage, The Father of Brexit, to make his final stand and secure his ideals for Great Britain. The Tories have dropped the ball, and with Labour creeping through the mire, the Reform Party is a possible option for millions of Brits to make a statement.
Of course, nothing is ever certain in any UK election, and luckily for Britain the counting system on election day/night is not corrupted like the USA, but there can be little surprises that rock the boat sometimes.
Whoever you vote for or do not vote for is inconsequential in some countries, but thankfully the UK has some standing in a decent, solid and fair electoral counting system.
Many in Britain will be standing by to vote Farage, as the other lacklustre choices are too vomitus to even consider voting for.
Sunak and his insipid team of limp flops have already lost the vote to many Britons, and the awful nasal rantings of the Marxist Starmer will be too awful to bear as well.
There’s only one man who has a deep understanding on how the EU works, and how Britain can move forward globally, leading the way in these turbulent times — Nigel Farage.
A Walsall man, 37, was conned out of sending money to Her Majesty the Queen of Nigeria, Meghan Markle. The distraught man received the email on Sunday and naively replied to the message by sending funds to an unknown bank account traced to Montecito, California, USA.
This was the email the duped man received:
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
BY APPOINTMENT FROM THE ROYAL OFFICE OF HER HIGHNESS QUEEN MEGHAN MARKLE OF NIGERIA
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND ‘TOP SECRET’. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.
I AM THE HONORARY RIGHTFUL AND HIGHLY RESPECTED NUBIAN QUEEN OF NIGERIA WHO IS INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.
HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF ONES POSITION AS MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY OF NIGERIA, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE ROYAL FAMILY TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$61,320,000.00(SIXTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE ROYAL FAMILY) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS. TO AVAIL YOURSELF OF THIS UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY PLEASE SEND $1,200 (ONE THOUSAND TWOO HUNDRED DOLLARS) TO THIS BANK NUMBER IMMEDIATELY 00 1 XXX-XXX-XXXX (BANK NUMBER REDACTED )
PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY’S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY’S NAME.
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN OF NIGERIA MEGHAN MARKLE
NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (MM/S/06/24) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.
After sending a sum of $1,200 to the address, the supposed Queen of Nigeria followed up with an additional “small request” of $25,000 to cover “unforeseen circumstances regarding a feud with the British royal family”. The man complied, then never heard back from the scammer.
Every year, millions of dollars and pounds are scammed from people in Europe and the USA by Nigerian scammers. If you receive such a scam email, be sure to never reply and to put it in the trash.
Meghan Markle spokesperson Omid Scobie was contacted for this article but refused to talk to us.
Yesterday, a reporter at a White House conference asked Biden whether he himself should be investigated like Donald Trump has been? The reporter also added the names of Bill and Hillary Clinton to the mix. The ‘investigate’ questions did not go down well, however.
“No way. I’ve done nothing wrong, those deals with Burisma are ancient history, plus the China deals are off the books. The money I received is gone. Nothing to see here, folks. As for those long hot showers with my young daughter Ashley, that’s something no one should know about. It’s my personal business. We’re Democrats, we’re socialists, and we look after our own. Trump is a criminal through and through. Look what he tried to do to our country when he was president, he tried to fix things, he increased its economy, made it stable, lowered gas prices, and he was on the way to fixing the deep state Democrat bias, but we stopped that. He was making peace in the Middle East and with North Korea, as well as the Russians. We don’t want peace in the world dammit. Under my tenure look at the Middle East and Ukraine. We’re this close to nukes. We don’t want people showing us up! That’s why we took the bastard son of a bitch down. I also heard he don’t like ice cream. That’s a sin in my book.”
“What about Bill and Hillary Clinton?” the reporter added.
“Bill and Hillary Clinton are protected, like other Democrats. We don’t criminalise or investigate our own. It would be counteractive. Sure thing, Bill was balls deep on Pedo Island and Epstein collected a lot of dirt on him, so what? Epstein went to jail for that, and the CCTV cameras were taken off-line while he was taken out. It had to be done, folks, we can’t have the arbiters of all morality and society like Bill and Hillary being disgraced. Think about it, it would be bad for the country and our socialist principles of Marxist ideology. Democrats are the holders of all moral justice, truth and decency. Everyone knows that.”
The reporter asked one last question before being dismissed, “What will happen to Trump in prison?”
“That’s something I cannot say here. Like, what happened to Epstein? Heh, heh, heh! I’m gonna get some ice cream.”
The shameful media have all but consigned the plight of Ukraine to a mere footnote in their publications. Why is this existential crisis being relegated to mere centimetres of attention, when the entire existence of Europe is now gravely at risk? It is not only the intransigence of the media to bring forth the seriousness of this crisis, but Western governments are caught in the headlights and seem genuinely apathetic to what happens next. Instead of bringing this Ukraine war to the fore, Western nations have dilly-dallied and passed the buck to something that will ensure the destruction of not only Europe but Western democracy.
4th Largest Natural Resources in World
The resources of Ukraine once gained by Russia will make it almost invincible, and yet there is little or no movement by either the USA, the EU, or the UK in this matter. Putin has now developed his national strategy to a war economy where nearly every resource is being spent on weaponry. The percent of GDP being spent on the Russian military is 8%, while the UK is 1.5%. In this respect, Britain would last two weeks in a conflict with Russia — maybe less. Successive governments, but mostly the so-called Conservatives, have caused the UK military defence force to become a mere empty shell, with only very basic levels of maintenance. This is a disgrace, and the Tories deserve to lose the election on this factor alone.
Ukraine has vast deposits of critical minerals that are needed for everything from high-tech consumer goods like cell phones and hard drives, and necessary components in green technologies like wind turbines and other renewable energy applications. It is also the bread basket of the globe, where most of the wheat is farmed. Ukraine is also a potential critical mineral superpower, ranking fourth globally in terms of total assessed value of natural resources. Ukraine is home to 117 of the 120 most used minerals, with 97 identified minerals of high value across at least 8,700 surveyed deposits.
The media of the so-called free world is the penultimate leader in apathy, and obviously the existential crisis looming over Western civilisation does not hold as much weight as Britain’s Got Talent, or I’m a Celebrity awful fucking banal reality shows or the like. The people who supposedly run these newspapers or news stations should be ashamed of themselves instead of patting themselves on the back constantly.
Woke destabilisation and demoralisation
The Daily Squib has been urging a proper military conscription since 2015. Western governments have been caught up in useless woke issues that serve only to demoralise the population and subvert and fracture the entire social fabric of nations. Wokism is an import from the West’s enemies as a form of ideological subversion or active measures [meaning] psychological warfare… What it basically means is to change the perception of reality of every Westerner to such an extent that, despite the abundance of information, no one is able to come to sensible conclusions in the interests of defending themselves, their families, their community, and their country.
The conduit for this attack on the West is of course social media and the internet. The West’s enemies have successfully utilised the West’s own creations against them with spectacular effect. Through subversive propaganda, and millions of agents spreading disinformation through the West’s free channels of social media, Western populations have been successfully subverted along with their governments.
Billionaires
There is a valid reason why many billionaires are now retreating to their tracts of land in New Zealand, Hawaii, Peru and Bolivia. Larry Ellison, the co-founder of tech company Oracle, purchased almost all of the Hawaiian island Lanai. The billionaire Frank VanderSloot purchased a 2,000 acre ranch just south of Zuckerberg’s. Bill Gates has purchased land so extensive it could make up the country of Britain over 30 times. They know that there is no answer. Western apathy and intransigence is all too apparent, and the writing is on the wall already. The rest of the population who are not billionaires by now will now be consigned to the dustbin of history, collateral damage, as governments who were supposedly there to ensure their survival have lost the plot. Does Joe Biden know or care what is going on? No, is the simple answer, and it is his wonderful friend Obama whose reign started this entire debacle. Without Obama’s reign, the world would not be in such a fucking mess as it is today. He was more concerned with his homosexual crusade across America and the globe than Putin annexing the Crimea, and the EU’s expansionist push into Ukraine, which set the entire war off in the first place.
There is no answer, and it is too late. Even Klaus Schwab of the WEF knows that, and that’s why he retired and sneaked out through the back door recently. His disgraceful tenure has brought the globe to the brink of war, and he knows what he has done. It is a certainty that this was his job in the first place, along with the wholesale subversion and demoralisation of the Western population and fracturing of every society within the so-called ‘free world’.
Ukraine will soon be gone, and then the Balkan states, and then Europe.
The celebrations in the White House have been ongoing since Biden’s Democrat appointed court convicted his political opponent yesterday. The jubilant Democrats have pretty much sealed the coming US elections in November, and the public humiliation of Donald Trump is only just beginning. The Biden administration will now make sure that Trump’s life in prison is made a living hell. According to a Biden aide, Trump will have to clean the prison toilets, amongst other tasks given to the Don.
“We’re gonna make sure he cleans those toilets real good. Spit shine good. So good, he can eat his dinner off the toilet seat. There’s toilet duty, then mopping the semen from the shower room, and of course washing the dishes in the prison canteen. We’re gonna give Donald some fulfilling roles during his long prison stay,” president Biden told an impromptu White House press conference on Saturday.
On Rikers Island, sometimes the toilets can get very messy and inmates use the toilets for many things, some of which we cannot mention here.
“Prison food can play havoc on your gut, so we get a lot of splatters here in the toilets, we call it a ‘Rikers blowout’. On the doors, the seats, the walls, even the fuckin’ ceilings”, Edward Rodriguez, 42, one of the happy inmate workers at the facility revealed.
“Marty calls me up, he says he’s got some fresh Netflix cash. I say, yeah. He says we gonna make a movie about that piece of strunz trash Trump. I say yeah. He says I’m in as the jamook Trump himself. I say fuck me stronzate, I don’t know if I can do it. That’s a tall order playin’ that piece of shit cafone pucchiacha. Let me speak to my associates, I tell him. Meanwhile, that motherfucker Trump’s rotting in Rikers with the mulignans, he deserves a Moe Green special,” Robert De Niro recalled whilst being interviewed by Entertainment Daily News.
Another Oscar
Just like his epic role in Raging Bull, De Niro will have to put on some pounds to play Trump. The celebrated actor will also have to wear a wig and have extensive makeup to look like Mr. Trump.
Martin Scorsese also wants to cast Joe Pesci as the crooked Trump lawyer and fixer, Cohen, but this detail still has to be agreed upon.
Who’s going to play Stormy Daniels? The balls still out in the court for that one. It may be hard to find a Hollywood actress with “big enough tits to play the role” Scorsese told the New York Times.
After being condemned to jail by a biased Democrat jury with a guilty verdict, Trump’s beleaguered advisers are now scrambling to prepare The Don for a long stretch in prison.
No gold taps on Rikers
“We’re teaching him how to make a shiv out of a toothbrush and a razor blade. How to hide large objects up his ass, and how to shank someone who gets too close. Also, Mr. Trump will have to make allegiances with certain gangs in order to stay safe. The main Aryan gang in Rikers will be his choice,” Trump adviser, Ed Mazuma told Fox News.
The only road access to the island is from Queens, over the 4,200-foot (1,300 m) three-lane Francis Buono Bridge, dedicated on November 22, 1966, by Mayor John Lindsay. The street address is 15 Hazen Street, East Elmhurst, NY 11370. Before the bridge was constructed, the only access to the island was by ferry. Transportation is also provided by the Q100 MTA Regional Bus Operations route. In addition, privately operated shuttles connect the parking lot at the south end to the island. Bus service within the island for people visiting inmates is provided by the New York City Department of Correction on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.
Melania visits
Melania will have to visit her husband at Rikers Island, but she will not be allowed to bring anything with her, so no files, cell phones or dynamite for Trump.
The Rikers Island complex, which consists of ten jails, holds some of the most dangerous criminals in America. Rikers Island holds 10 of the New York City Department of Correction’s 15 facilities and can accommodate up to 15,000 detainees.
“It’s brutal man. I was at Rikers for a 30-year stretch for murder. I seen people getting pulled apart in there literally. I seen men getting their asses raped by a pack of ten or twenty n***ers while the guards stood by. I seen fights so brutal that eyeballs were squished on the floor. It’s bad you gotta be a mean sumbitch to survive one single day. I was scared shitless every second of the day. Trump has no chance. He’s a dead man walkin’,” former prisoner, Seamus O’Reilly told CNN.
What better way to win an election than to have your political opponent jailed? It seems America is nothing more than a Banana Republic. Today, a Democrat jury condemned former president Donald J. Trump as guilty, and it is quite certain the Democrat judge will present some hard jail time for the former Teflon Don. Trump will be jailed, and there is nothing he can do about it.
Nothing used to stick to the Teflon Don, but this time it’s like he’s taking a shit bath, as turds are sticking to him like fucking peanut butter.
Those massive silicon jugs jiggling in Trump’s face in a Las Vegas suite are now a distant memory as he has been found guilty on all 34 charges in his historic hush money trial.
The jury of seven Democrat Party affiliated men and five women deliberated for just over 11 minutes before convicting Trump at the first criminal trial of a former US president in history.
They unanimously ruled that he had falsified business records in a scheme to illegally influence the 2016 election through hush money payments to an adult film actress who said the two had sex.
Trump, 77, will be sentenced on July 11.
Jubilant New Yorker Democrats were seen cheering and dancing in the streets after the verdict was given by the Democrat affiliated court.
“Trump better get ready for jail cuz Trump will be jailed. He needs to bring him some Vaseline cuz Bubba will be waiting!” one New York woman yelled whilst cackling like a demented hyena.
Another jubilant Democrat voter shouted: “Trump just forfeited the election. Ain’t no one want a convicted felon as a president. Biden, you won, and dayum was it an easy win!”
The public will be lectured on “motivational” socialist principles, and Labour diktats every day of their lives, a newly published manifesto paper has revealed. Speakers and microphones will be installed in every lamp post in the UK proposed by the innovative Labour plan.
Much like the Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan’s pet surveillance project, ULEZ, where every vehicle is tracked and charged in London, the proposed Labour “Listen and Speak” scheme will ensure that citizens are daily indoctrinated in soviet ideology and microphones will listen for any form of dissent against the ruling regime once it gains power in the coming election.
The Labour surveillance project is touted as “ensuring the safety of every citizen in the UK”.
LISTEN AND SPEAK
Upon hearing of the Labour plans, one citizen voiced his distaste of such a scheme coming into fruition.
“If I want to live in fucking North Korea, I’ll go and live there. Imagine walking down the street and being forced to listen to the irritating nasal droning from Comrade Starmer every fucking day of your life, listening to his awful grinding punishing nasal voice telling you how to think, what to do, where to go, I’d fucking top myself.”
Along with daily lectures on the greatness of Labour socialist schemes, citizens will be indoctrinated in EU values and other communist rhetoric.
If people are seen to be wearing headphones whilst walking in the streets, they will be told to take the device off from their heads, or if they are Bluetooth headphones, the Labour “Listen and Speak” system will hijack the Bluetooth headphones to force the citizen to listen to the latest soviet Labour messages being broadcast.
Along with speakers installed on every lamp post, the Labour plan is to also install powerful microphones that will monitor each citizen’s speech. The listening devices will be powered by AI and will alert the Labour Stasi authorities if any citizen speaks adversely about the Labour regime at any time or says any word that is forbidden by woke programmers who have infiltrated the English language.
“If someone says any forbidden words or speaks badly about the Labour soviet system, the AI system will identify the offender, who will then be removed from their home in the early hours of the morning. These offending individuals will then be sent to an EU sanctioned re-education centre and reprogrammed to love the Labour EU State.,” a jubilant Labour spokesman revealed on Thursday.
Comrade Starmer pronounced the scheme as a measure to “safeguard and ensure the safety of every British citizen” and a way to uphold “the beloved EU rules which Labour is dedicated to rejoining”.
