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Assault Weapons Ban: Mr. and Mrs. America They’re Coming For Your Guns

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Democrats have successfully passed a bill to ban assault weapons in the country.

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The bill to ban assault weapons in the USA has been passed by the House, but will come under some serious flack in the Senate. The Democrats somehow managed to pass the bill banning the guns in the House.

The American socialist-led vote of 217-213 passed in the House, with two Republicans (RINOS) voting for the measure and five Democrats opposing it.

To pass in the Senate, the nefarious anti-second amendment bill would require 10 Republican RINOS, hopefully the RINOS stay in their shitty mud pit for the vote.

The anti-constitutional legislation, authored by gay Rep. David Cicilline, Democrat-Rhode Island, would criminalise the knowing sale, manufacture, transfer, possession or importation of many types of semi-automatic weapons and large-capacity ammunition feeding devices.

“Come and get ’em. I dare you sons of bitches to even try,” a defiant Montana resident said before unloading a mag load of bullets from his trusty AR-15 into a crude dummy resembling Joe Biden.

Millions of Americans across the country are literally begging for the authorities to come and try to take their guns.

What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and; pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.

Thomas Jefferson, Paris Nov. 13. 1787

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