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Turkish Coup Latest: It Lasted Two Hours

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Turkish Coup Latest: It Lasted Two Hours

 

 

As coups go this one seems to have lasted about two hours before brainwashed Erdogan supporters took to the streets to show support for their despot.

It is quite laughable that Erdogan supporters are talking about supporting democracy when their regime does not subscribe to any democratic process with curbs on free speech and totalitarian rule.

Islamist president Obama has been on the wire telling the army to stand down and respect Erdogan’s mandate to rule through dictatorial means.

It is obvious that the coup attempt was not organised well enough and there was limited unity within the Turkish army for it to be all encompassing.

No news from any media on the ground so if anyone knows anything leave a frickin’ comment.

If the coup has been quashed this is a sad day for Turkey and its secular constitution.

BREAKING: Crazy Erdoğan Has His Day

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BREAKING: Crazy Erdoğan Has His Day

 

The staunchly secular military has had enough of Islamist Erdoğan and are attempting a military coup.

Had Enough

Former president Erdoğan , who was attempting to increase Islamist influence on Turkey has had his day and is holed up in a bunker somewhere.

Martial law has been instated and military generals in Turkey have taken over.

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In the spirit of the founder of modern Turkey, Ataturk, the secularists have once again cleaned house after the dictatorial Erdoğan was toppled.

How will this play with Turkey’s aspirations to joining the EU? Who cares? No one in their right mind would want to join the EU any way, least the predominantly Muslim country who are treated as pariahs by mainland Europe.

During his despotic reign, Erdoğan ruled with an iron fist, curtailed freedom, democracy and pushed an Islamist agenda which went against the Turkish secular constitution.

 

Give Your Wrists A Hip Twist With Daniel Wellington Watches

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Give Your Wrists A Hip Twist With Daniel Wellington Watches

 

 

Daniel Wellington watches received such massive reception globally because it really confirmed to the aesthetics of simplicity. The popularity of Daniel Wellington watches is already evident as their watches are being sported by famous Hollywood stars like Selena Gomez and Lee Jong Suk and we cannot forget the epic model Mariano Di Vaio wearing Daniel Wellington. Nothing makes really an authentic hipster spell than a Daniel Wellington watch grabbing your wrist and it becomes even more sensual when it is coupled up with a trendy backpack.

• Unmatched Aesthetics

This stunning watch that raged the fashion circuit with its cool look and elegant bearing is available for both men and women. It is fashionable, luxurious and throughout simple without least traces of any baroque element. From the Daniel Wellington watch sported by Mariano Di Valo, the easy-going yet elegant fashion statement is through and through clear. Well, dig the entire range better to have an all encompassing idea of the appeal that suits your moods and clothing range.

DW Canterbury range, particularly the Nato strap designer watch offers a pretty simplistic look with a beautiful nylon strap and rose gold buckle, stainless case, and strap loop. The best thing about these designer watches for men is that you are allowed to buy interchangeable watch straps without any extra cost. Tic Watches as a premier destination for designer watches offers a wide variety of designer watch straps that are available for both gents and ladies. Except various color straps to meet your color preference there is also a luxurious leather design worth mentioning.

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• What Makes Daniel Wellington So Special?

What makes Daniel Wellington so special? Well, to tell some attributes of this fashion watch range we must call it chic and classy and thoroughly minimalistic which is at the same time is perfect wear for the wrists in all occasions. Do you want to boast off a typical English feel to your appearance? Well, besides sporting of an elegant dinner jacket never forget to buy a special edition DW watch if you really want to flair a princely charm.

If you ask me whether I like to wear it in a very special occasion? Well, I would rather say it is best for wearing at any time of the day and for all occasions. Moreover, the large round and simple dial of the watch connected with a piece of fashionably colored straps makes the best fashion statement to grab in all occasions and day to day moments. It may look really sportive and funny with the additional color stripes in the watch, but it is equally elegant to accompany your business suit and festive attire. You can choose the leather band if you really want an expressly formal look.

Daniel Wellington watches are built with extremely superior craftsmanship with thin, sleek, refined and perfectly round built and almost stripped off elements. Besides the so called strap colors with Nato straps, there are other color options available with the watch. We seldom wear watches as mobile devices offer the easiest way to look at the time. But when it comes to making a fashion statement, we strive to possess a designer watch like Daniel Wellington.

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• THE STORY BEHIND DW

Daniel Wellington rose to its present fame and worldwide reputation as one of the most sought after fashion watch brand not long ago. The lived history that made this watch as what it is today became possible is no less intriguing. When traveling around the world, the founder of the brand Filip Tysander accidentally met an interesting gentleman staying in the British Isles. This man in his flamboyant and simple style used to wear a watch with Nato colored stripes. This gentleman was none other than Daniel Wellington in whose name brand is running today.

That defining moment or encounter with that easy going person with a stylistic element of his own actually shaped the fate of one of the most popular designer watch brands in the world. So, just like the famous watches that never failed to make the fashion statement for celebrities, DW watches have created their niche presence. We have seen many stylish watch brands to offer really creepy stuff in the name of simplicity, but Daniel Wellington in this prospect has been a really different watchmaker brand. Whether you want to look really serious or just want to allow a little sporty feel, this range is really rich to offer every option. A Nato strap to more classy leather strap, you have all options to befit your style perfectly.

 

Schengen Promenade of Death a Wake Up Call For France?

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Schengen Promenade of Death a Wake Up Call For France?

The mass unfettered migratory forces that flow into France daily from the Continent; the large Islamic population predominantly peaceful but with radicalised elements, the large flow of weapons and explosives through the Schengen zone by criminals and terrorists.

These are examples of how France is a very dangerous place at the moment, there is a feeling of utter fear and hopelessness. How do the French intelligence services stop such attacks, they cannot follow every movement, there are not enough resources to do so? Monitoring certain individuals takes manpower and time, and there is only so much the Intelligence community can do.

Asymmetrical warfare

The population of Tunisians in France as of 2012 was 668,668. The population of Algerian descent French citizens is estimated at 2,000,000.

The majority of these populations are of course peaceful law abiding French citizens, however there is an element who are radicalised, not only through the internet but through the free movement of individuals who come into France from Syria and Iraq.

The mass movement of populations coming from Syria and Libya into the European Continent enable thousands of Islamic soldiers to pass through the borders under the cover of the migratory push.

The tragedy of the whole situation is that what was meant to be a time of celebration for the French people on Bastille day has been marred by such a terrible incident.

The question is where does one draw the line from socialist politically correct policies and the security of your own citizens?

Religion will always be a killer, especially Islamic people who hold certain triggers embedded in their psyche from a young age.

France is once again in mourning.

 

BREAKING: 90 People Killed Truck Attack in Nice France Bastille Day

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BREAKING: 90 People Killed Truck Attack in Nice France Bastille Day

If there ever was reason to shut down the porous Schengen zone, another attack has occurred in Nice, France.

Many people have died as a truck ploughed into a crowd of people, according to BFM TV 30-50 have been killed.

“Everyone was bleeding,” a source has revealed.

The Bastille day events have now been marred by the terrorist act.

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Top 5 Casino Portals for 2016

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Top 5 Casino Portals for 2016

 

 

Casino portals are considered websites that provide valuable and honest information regarding online casinos, operators’ reliability, casino bonus offers and so on.

Even though many players fail to recognise the importance of casino portals, they are actually crucial to finding a trustworthy casino operator where you’ll be able to play the best games on the market, claim generous bonuses as well as be able to cash out your winnings.

Therefore, instead of listing the top casino operators currently active on the Internet, we decided to make a list of the top 5 casino portals where you can educate yourself on online gaming and find reputable online casino destinations.

The criteria we used include credibility, quality of content and objectivity.

 

Casinoshortlist.org

Casinoshortlist.org is definitely one of the best casino portals out there. The site, first of all, tends to list only the top operators and therefore players can choose really any of the destinations featured there and expect a high quality gaming experience. Secondly, this portal has three different sections: one for Canadian casinos; one for UK casinos and one for US casinos. This means that players worldwide can easily search through sites that accept players from their country without spending time on operators that are off limits. Finally, all reviews on Casinoshortlist.org are extensive and well organised. For example, this review of Wild Jackpots states the number of games, provides info on customer service and banking methods as well as gives a general overview of the site.

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AskGamblers.com

One of the most recognisable casino portals AskGamblers.com was recently sold for a head-spinning amount of 15 million Euros. This is more than enough to understand the potential this portal has and how much it is appreciated by players. Its main pros are the detailed casino ratings or a large number of casinos. Unlike other portals that focus only on 20 or 30 sites, AskGamblers.com tries to review as many casinos as possible, regardless whether they are considered reliable or scam. The portal also has a news section where players can find latest industry news as well as check out newest promotions. In other words, they can find everything they need at one place.

 

PureMicrogaming.com

Just like you can guess by the name of this casino portal, it’s focused on Microgaming powered gaming sites. If you’re a fan of the provider and want to read information about its latest games, progressive jackpots and bonus offers, PureMicrogaming.com is certainly the place to be. Aside from general information on the platform and its products, the site also provides a large number of casino and mobile casino reviews. Moreover, the reviews are well categorised and thus visitors can easily find reviews of Flash casinos, Live Dealer casinos, New casinos and so on. Say “goodbye” to endless research and headache since PureMicrogamin.com has got you covered.

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WorldCasinoDirectory.com

Similar to AksGamblers.com, WorldCasinoDirectory.com tends to cover pretty much all gaming sectors. This site is made of several sections and each is focused on a different aspect of gaming. Therefore, visitors of this casino portal not only can find detailed reviews of online operators, but also they can read more about brick and mortar gaming properties, latest bonus offers, casino games and industry news. WolrdCasinoDIrectory.com is a good portal for those that want to stay well informed, regardless whether their top interest is online gaming, gaming regulations or revenue reports.

 

AustralianCasinoClub.com

Even though primarily focused on Australian players, AustralianCasinoClub.com offers a wide range of useful information to all gamblers. In addition to providing in-depth reviews of casinos that welcome Aussie customers, this portal offers monthly top casino picks as well as useful tips on choosing the right online casino, info on progressive jackpots and overviews of software providers. Therefore, Australian or not, you can definitely educate yourself on pretty important topics at Australian. CasinoClub.com.

Well, these are the top five casino portals we believe deserve your trust and attention.

All of them are reliable and provide objective reviews on operators, meaning with their help not only you’ll be able to find trustworthy casinos, but also learn which operators should be avoided.

Plus, all of them have tons of valuable tips that can help you better understand gaming and make the most out of casino bonus offers.

 

 

Labour Party: Angela Gaffe Eagle Above Satire

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Labour Party: Angela Gaffe Eagle Above Satire

 

 

 

“We’ve got a rug muncher after Corbyn’s blood. She’s like a rabid mosquito with a shrieking whiny voice that screams every time she opens her awful gaffe prone mouth,” one Labourite said describing Angela Eagle.

One could say the Labour party is a very dangerous political entity, because it is very hard to get rid of rogue leaders once they are entrenched within the framework. The party is trying everything to get rid of Jeremy Corbyn but nothing is working.

Will Angela Eagle succeed in her voracious pursuit of Corbyn and his multitude of followers? Let us sincerely hope not because having to listen to her awful shrill voice all day long will make people literally commit suicide.

“What an awful woman Angela Eagle is. I’d rather stick spikes in my ears than listen to her speak another word, common as muck, she probably squats behind the podium and lets one out before her performance. A bull dyke Rottweiler on acid, someone needs to shut that awful noise up sharpish,” another desperate Labour reveller said holding his ears.

Foreign Office: BoJo Strikes Gold

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Foreign Office: BoJo Strikes Gold

 

What was Boris to do? But look at him now, the cat that got the cream. The new PM, Theresa May has given BoJo a plummy job as Foreign Secretary, and this is a reward befitting such a colourful character as Boris.

One can imagine his tongue falling out on the table when he was summoned up yesterday knowing full well he would be awarded a Cabinet role.

First things first, poor old Boris had to extricate that dastardly dagger from his back, and there were many pulls until it was finally out. Why not stick it in the slime ball Osborne or that calculating Machiavelli Gove. Well, looks like Boris won’t have to as George Gideon Osborne has been unceremoniously sacked as Chancellor and Gove is nowhere to be seen, a pariah in the Conservative party.

Ah, Foreign Secretary, travelling to all these exotic places, dinner, and of course a different flavour of pussy cat at every destination.

Well done Boris.

Goodbye Dodgy Dave You Will Not Be Missed

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Goodbye Dodgy Dave You Will Not Be Missed

 

 

The only accomplishment David Cameron is worthy of acknowledgement was his reluctant acceptance of a promised EU referendum, otherwise he will be known as a wishy-washy socialist PR man with little truth in his actions. Modelled on Tony Blair, David Cameron is the consummate liar who treated the British people and Britain’s sovereignty with contempt and disdain during his short tenure.

One of the greatest crimes committed on Britain by David Cameron has been the indignity foisted upon the armed forces, under his tenure they have been stripped to the bone and are a basic shell of what they used to be. Cameron’s actions have left Britain weak in International standing and vulnerable to outside attack.

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Cameron, a staunch Europhile, conducted a treacherous EU referendum campaign utilising government departments and the BBC against the public to effectively commit treason. The daily scaremongering stories pumped incessantly into the media by Cameron and the bulbous nosed Chancellor Osborne were a disgrace to politics and Britain. It’s a good thing his dirty tricks were revealed and seen through by the majority of the British people who subsequently voted to leave the EU.

Not only has Cameron betrayed his country and was willing to sell out the United Kingdom for a pittance to Brussels, but he has betrayed his own party. His actions split the Conservative party and it may never recover.

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Naturally, the perpetually out-of-touch Cameron, on his way out, is claiming he saved the UK economy from certain Labour destruction. Yes, of course taking away budgets from the most vulnerable in society will bring more money into the coffers, but the truth is Britain’s budget deficit has risen under the Cameron government and Britain has been forced to borrow more to shore up the budget black hole.

Cameron tried to renege on his EU referendum promise many times, but his election depended on the promise, and this is the only reason he was elected in in the first place. If Labour had won under the insipid Marxist Ed Miliband, there would not have been an EU referendum, and the country would have been condemned to another worthless profligate Labour nightmare made worse by being under the EU, so that is the only thing Cameron was useful for. Although Cameron agreed to an EU referendum, he never in his wildest dreams thought the result would be to leave, and his arrogance got the better of him in the end.

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The disparity between the Labour socialists and David Cameron’s ideology are too thin, microscopic to even be labelled as different, and this is why Cameron is the Conservative’s premier fully socialist prime minister. If one digs deeper, Cameron is most certainly a Marxist at heart, because he was willing to betray Britain to the EU Marxist construct. Cameron was willing to throw away Britain’s currency, its armed forces, the monarchy, and ultimately its sovereignty to Brussels. For this alone, he will go down in British history as a treacherous appeaser to the Soviet EU and its Marxist ideologies of collectivism and complete totalitarian control.

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David Cameron, is a weasel who nearly took Britain into an EU nightmare, who willingly lied to the British people with a £9 million taxpayer funded propaganda leaflet and used government institutions and experts to try to push his treachery onto the voting public. Cameron colluded with business leaders when he was meant to be negotiating with the EU thus misleading parliament. He extended the voter registration period so more Remain voters could vote. He was responsible for EU citizens being sent polling cards for the EU referendum. He was responsible for dodgy instructions urging voters to tick the remain box on postal voting cards.

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You are a disgrace, a shameful duplicitous disgrace to the nation and if Britain were at a time of war, you would be detained for High Treason.

We shall never forget what you tried to do to the UK.

Never forget!

 

Black Lives Only Matter if Shot By White Cops

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Black Lives Only Matter if Shot By White Cops

Most blacks die from being shot by other blacks, and their lives don’t seem to matter.

It’s only when a black is shot by a white policeman that his life seems to have some worth amongst the black community and left wing activists.

LaQuan DeShawn III, a gang member from Chicago revealed: “A black person’s life is worthless in America unless he get shot by a white cop. I could go out into the hood right now and shoot three or four niggas. Black Lives Matter crew would not want to know. I could call ’em up and show them the video, they still would not want to know. That’s because a, I’m black, and b, I ain’t a white cop.”

93% of black homicide  victims from 1980 through 2008 were killed by black offenders

The Soros funded BLM group are only interested in blacks who die at the hands of white policemen, they are not interested in the fact that black on black crime is by far the largest element of national statistics.

It is this inherent hypocrisy which defines Black Lives Matter, and all the other offshoot left wing groups.

By only singling out a very small minority in black deaths, groups like BLM relegate all other black deaths to nothing.

Over the past 35 years in America, an estimated 324,000 blacks have been killed at the hands of fellow blacks.

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