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Comrades, all bikinis will now be banned!

GRIMSBY - England - Comrades, all depictions of bikinis or anyone wearing a bikini will now be banned, forthwith, from the People's Republic of Soviet Britain.

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Comrades of the People’s Banana Republic of Soviet Britain, bikinis are evil. We have already criminalised anyone who uses the despicable Elon Musk X platform. Thanks to our stance, billions and billions of funding by tech companies have fled the PRSB. We banned Elon Musk’s evil social media platform because they aided free speech and democracy in countries that were undemocratic or under some kind of dictatorship, thus posing a substantial threat to our own PRSB. Elon Musk’s X platform aided rebels of regimes like Iran and China, but because of our actions, those messages of democratic defiance will be banned in the PRSB. Comrades, we are using children and women for our agenda, even though Grok AI does not do images of children, but this is how we are justifying the ban anyway.

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Even though all other platforms like Google, and many other AI companies are doing the same thing, we are concentrating solely on X because Elon Musk threatens the transition that is currently ongoing from hard socialism to full communism in the PRSB, and platforms like Google are suitably woke and aligned with the communist Marxist soviet ideology — Musk is not.

WE WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH ABHORRENT BEHAVIOUR IN THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN – ANYONE FOUND WEARING A BIKINI WILL BE SENT TO A GULAG, LIQUIDATED AND MADE INTO NET ZERO JUICE.

NEXT WEEK WE ARE BANNING BELLY DANCING – ANOTHER DISGUSTING ACT.

GROK AI DOES NOT DO DEEPFAKES OF CHILDREN

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6 COMMENTS

  1. The Labour government’s fixation on Elon Musk’s X platform feels like classic overreach. Using the excuse of ‘protecting children’ from AI deepfakes to push for bans—it’s less about safety and more about silencing voices that don’t align with their agenda. #CensorshipInDisguise

  2. SICK!!!!Blaming Musk for every online ill, now leveraging child protection as a battering ram against free speech. Deepfakes are a real issue, but this is just a political football to justify broader content controls. Wake up, folks!

  3. Starmer’s crew is playing a dangerous game, turning Elon Musk into public enemy #1 under the guise of shielding kids from harmful AI. It’s transparent!! use emotional appeals to kids’ safety to ramp up censorship on platforms they can’t control……

  4. The metropolitan champagne socialist political left in Britain is weaponizing the ‘think of the children’ narrative against Musk and X. Sure, regulate bad AI, but this smells like an excuse to impose state-mandated speech limits. History shows where that leads…Nazi Germany? Stalin’s Russia? Exactly

  5. Elon Musk as the bogeyman, children as the shield for their censorship crusade. Deepfake concerns are valid, but banning platforms? That’s not protection; it’s power consolidation in the name of ‘safety’.

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