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Keith Vaz in Uphill Gardening Accident

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Keith Vaz in Uphill Gardening Accident

 

 

The much beleaguered politician is certainly no stranger to incidents in his faulty career, but this one has poked a rather large hole in the furrow, or should we say crater.

Poppers

“Mr Vaz was caught with two young men uphill gardening. Much like the first early potatoes, Vaz was grafting with all his might with the two boys, pinching out a few tender perennials and planting his tuber in the mulch. In other words, he was caught fucking a few rent boys,” a member of the parliamentary commission revealed on Sunday.

Not that such a thing is a strange occurrence in parliament, but when the tabloids get a hold of this amount of manure, it really is game over, especially if you’re putting the charge onto expenses.

Now we know why Keith Vaz was so eager to meet those young Romanian men at the airport.

As for the Labour party, a mess is a mess, so there’s no change there then.

Escort Me to My Limo: How Vegania Hooked Her Drump

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Escort Me to My Limo: How Vegania Hooked Her Drump

 

The shady New York underworld has always been a secret lair of mafia and vice, and it is no surprise that the likes of Donald Drump and his lovely Eastern European model wife initially met in this seedy den where clandestine deals are conducted. Money talks, and a rich man like Drump was eventually hooked, hook line and sinker.

What would it be like to have a president who has a wife with a shady past? Certainly her nude pictures posted all over the internet attest to her openness. Maybe she will titillate the secret servicemen in the mornings with a flash or three of her abundant charms. Who is to say she will not have orgies in the Oval room while her fat rich husband is in China on official presidential business.

The life of a first lady can be excruciatingly boring while the president gallivants across the globe in Air Force One. No doubt the secret service agent will first be wary of her advances, but the first lady will be desperate, making it impossible for him to resist. Her obese husband has a tiny penis and has never been able to satisfy her desires. She spies the secret service men standing around all day and her womanly desires are sated to the full.

The culture in the White House can be excruciating especially when your whole life is under the microscope. Hell, it’s bad enough during the primaries, but once you’re in there it gets worse.

She may hark back to the good old days where she was paid to flaunt her body for magazines and photo shoots, and who knows what she did on the side? That is the big question but a woman with such talent in pleasing men has to do something for money, and being in New York city in the 1990s, scrabbling for a work permit, homeless, desperation kicks in. For women, it is easy, only too easy to profit from their natural charms, and this is what Vegania must have certainly done before she hit the jackpot in Drump.

Money can buy you anything, and pussy can make money. The female body is a money making machine, cha ching, but she does not have to do that stuff any more. Sure, Vegania has to share her bed with a flatulating obese vulgar pustule like Donald Drump, every hour she stays with him she counts, every second, every minute, because she knows when her pay day finally comes, she will be rewarded for her hard work. Like many women, it’s a waiting game. They stay with these rich schmucks for as long as they can stand it until they push the lawyer trigger and get their delightful reward.

As Drump’s weight presses Vegania down into the pillow at night, she dreams of better pastures. Maybe a sliver of spittle slowly strings its way onto her face, the Don is eager tonight his breath smelling of rotten garbage from a thousand dump trucks, he flickers his lizard tongue with eagerness knowing full well that he’s paying this woman by the hour just to be in his presence.

Some would say that marriage is a form of prostitution, and for many it is. Divorce lawyers do not see any distinction between the married woman and the prostitute. They both charge by the hour, the difference being, one charges before service, the other, after.

Burkini Ban Going Well in South of France

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Burkini Ban Going Well in South of France

 

“We will not tolerate any show of religious zealotry or dress. The burkini is anti-French because it shows a dedication to a religion. Remember, it’s one rule for one religion, but another for another. Look at our nuns,” Gaston Dumerrier, Mayor of a small town in the South of France told Le Monde.

The ruling came after more than 30 French towns banned the Islamic burkini, a swimsuit which covers the whole body except for the face, hands and feet and is worn mostly by Muslim women.

Officials have said the ban on the outfit was a response to growing concerns about radical Islamic terrorism.

Last month, a truck rampage killed more than 80 people in Nice, and attackers stabbed an 86-year-old priest in northern France. The thousands killed in the Middle East and Syria by the French is of course completely permissible.

But human rights activists argue that burkini bans are illegal and that efforts to outlaw the garment are Islamophobic.

Online Casino Games: Put a Few Pokies On the Barbie

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Online Casino Games: Put a Few Pokies On the Barbie

Just think you put a few dollars in and the web casino stacks some of their cash onto your account. You couldn’t make this stuff up. Sure, you can then just take your money back out later with the bonus, or you can keep on playing. The bet is that you will keep playing because it’s irresistible not to do so. It’s bonus time with Royal Vegas online casino all the time, like 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

The sheer beauty of online gaming with the pokies is you can do it in your pyjamas or even bare naked, in other words, there are no James Bond tuxedos required.

Sure, it would be nice to have the luck of Bond when it comes to the casino, especially when the obligatory Bond girl curls by your side as you win another load of chips, but we all know Hollywood is far removed from reality.

You can still win though, just need to doubledown, slap those coins on the table and let lady luck do the rest. Maybe a strategy is best, don’t bet it all on one game huh.

The rich never got richer by never taking risks. Risk is a part of daily living, but if you want to go that extra mile you have to slap lady luck in the face with a few dollars and bet big.

Win Sum Dim Sum

Sitting around in your bedsit with a few tinnies, a microwave meal and soiled sheets won’t cut it, but switch on the internet and join Royal Vegas Australia online pokies for a chance to get rich. Not only will these guys give you bonuses for each deposit, giving you a helping hand up, but you will have a chance to win big, we’re talking big jackpots that can materialise out of the blue like a great white shark in the Great Barrier Reef chomping on a surf board.

If you’re going to be serious about online pokies, or any game for that matter, you’re going to have to have a strategy and a bankroll. We’re talking a separate pot where you keep your wins and don’t use it for every day stuff like groceries. The best players always keep a separate stash just for games, and you’ll be surprised at how quickly this can grow.

Once you’re established, you’re winning more games, you can even enter online tournaments where the big money is put in the pot. This is the easiest way to make some serious cash, but you have to be disciplined, buy some books on strategy; the best advice is to learn from experience, because there’s no better teacher than when you have your money on the line.

Cash games are great, in and out you’re not tied in like a tournament, read the flops, but you don’t want to be show boating or a loose cannon, you need to be a grinder, slow and steady, churning out the wins like a hooker in a mining town.

Playing casino games online is about mastering ones own emotions as much as strategy, but the beauty of online is, no one can hear you whooping, jumping on the sofa, or cussing like a sailor.

Somewhere deep in the Aussie outback is a shack with a little old guy in it making some serious cash on the online pokies, so why’s he still staying in a shack? He loves it out there, and besides he’s saving up for a mansion.

There is a way forward folks, and it’s on the Royal Vegas Australia online pokies, put in a deposit, get your bonus and away you go.

 

Streisand to Get Nose Job if Trump Wins

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Streisand to Get Nose Job if Trump Wins

 

She made the comments during an interview with Sydney-based journalist Michael Gusher during an Australian news program broadcast on Sunday.

“He has no facts. I don’t know, I can’t believe it,” Streisand said, referring to Trump. “I’m considering getting a nose job to show my disgust.”

A “thrilled” Hillary Clinton supporter, Streisand has spent the last few weeks campaigning for her preferred candidate.

“I’m spending an evening sniffing around with Hillary in New York City next week, and I would love to meet you there. I hear she smells like fish. I don’t want to smell that bubkes Trump though, he smells like shit, bull shit to be precise, a real zhlub,” Streisand stated in an email sent out to Clinton campaign supporters Sunday. “I’m ready to do whatever it takes to help Hillary including whack Trump with my huge fucking nose.”

Plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills are already queuing up to shave off some of that mass of cartilage Streisand calls a nose.

Dr. Schwartz Openheimer, head surgeon at the famous Openheimer Cosmetic Surgery Clinic, revealed: “It’s the best Jewish nose we have in the biz. That thing sucks up yarmulkes by the dozen. But for the right gelt, I’ll straighten that honker out, make it look like a real straight streamlined goy nose.”

“I love my Jew shnoz. It is sacrosanct. That means it is sacred. If Trump wins I might even get a normal nose. How tragic that would be,” Streisand emphasized before sneezing into five large tissues.

The singer has even taken her campaign work to late night television. In a recent appearance with The Tonight Show’s Jimmy Ballon, Streisand blew a large green bogey across the studio straight into the mouth of an audience member who as it turned out later was a Trump supporter.

In claiming that she’ll get plastic surgery if the Republican candidate is elected in November, she joins the likes of Laimo Dunham and Chelsea Fondler and others who eagerly use their celebrity as a tool to push a left wing socialist political agenda.

Apple Welcome in UK NOT in EU

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The EU Commission’s ruling that the Apple computer company is liable for an £11 Billion tax bill is another sign that the European Union is blind to decent economic practice and is desperately scrabbling around in the dark.

EU competition commissioner, the devoutly socialist, Margrethe Vestager said Ireland should recoup €13bn plus interest in unpaid taxes due between 2003 and 2014 after illegal aid stretching back 25 years.

It is to this end that Britain should invite Apple to do business within the United Kingdom and we should become a safe haven to the economic madness of the EU.

If the UK plays its cards right and makes Britain an attractive viable alternative to the EU, we will thrive even more, and the EU will be left with egg on their face with their anti-business policies.

The uncompetitive nature of the EU stifles business and innovation. Its trade deals are protectionist rackets that stifle true international global business.

Under a Conservative government, large companies like Google, Apple and Amazon should be feted to do business in the UK and not unjustly punished by the unelected eurocrats as the EU is planning.

The EU has shot itself in the foot once again by seeking to punish Apple and this action will seal their doom further.

 

Hula Hula Socialist Triggers the End of American Civilisation

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Hula Hula Socialist Triggers the End of American Civilisation

“I just bought two boxes of Hawaiian bobbleheads. As an Uber driver, I’m going to plaster my dashboard with these things as an antidote to socialist politically correct morons, and if they don’t like them, it will be eh eh, get da fuck out!” an angry driver told ABC news.

Cultural Marxism is a disease that is utilised to fracture nations, to weaken them from the inside, and once these useful idiots have been used, they will be discarded because they are too dangerous especially if they realise how they were used to achieve discord and chaos.

The whiny irreverent voice of some name-taking sovietized American woman may make you cringe and want to lobotomise yourself, but it is a very succinct illustration into how society has deteriorated to such a low level. Certainly, it would be perfectly permissible to bury an axe deep into Annaliese Nielsen’s cranium to put her out of her misery, unfortunately we can only imagine doing so.

Socialist Education System

America has been destabilised, and it may take many generations of education to turn back the clock.

One would think that any sane logical person would see this deterioration manifesting however the ideology of Marxism and socialism is so entrenched within the American education system that it may be too late for any change.

Hillary Clinton will win the 2016 election irrespective of any Trump aspirations, and this is the agenda. The election was done and dusted months, years ago and nothing can be done to change this fact.

Ideological Subversion

The socialism has to go on, because all facets of American patriotism and culture has to be destroyed from within, so when the Russians and Chins roll in, they will have little or no resistance.

The first thing the invaders will do of course is to line up all the socialists and Marxist agitators against a wall and shoot them in the head. They would have fulfilled their purpose and the Russians and Chinese do not want them fighting back once they realise how they were used.

 

There Will Be No Brexit With Philip Hammond as Chancellor

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There Will Be No Brexit With Philip Hammond as Chancellor

 

 

Why put someone like a staunch Remainer Philip Hammond as the Chancellor of the Exchequer?

This is the ultimate question that must be asked, because this putrid excuse for a Briton is a Remainer, a person who is against Britain’s freedom from the EU, a person who would sell Britain down the river at the drop of a hat.

Let us consider for one second what this means to Brexit.

At every turn, you will have Hammond bearing down on the key Brexiteers within cabinet. At every possible policy change, there will be this iconoclast putting a spanner in the works.

One can only conclude that either Theresa May is extremely stupid or naive, or she deliberately put this traitorous Remain zealot into one of the highest posts in government on purpose.

Remove this pox immediately if we are to Brexit, otherwise we will be in a state of stasis until people lose their fervour to Brexit. There is also the distinct possibility that stalling Brexit for as long as possible will create an additional feeling of apathy in the people, who will forget and let this go. That is what they hope.

Whatever the outcome of this tumultuous affair, one thing is for certain, the new PM is making Brexit promises that may never occur and this is dangerous not only  for her position but for the relative calm we are witnessing at the moment. There are still staunch Brexiteers out there, and they never forget. They know who the Remainers are, and these people are seen as Vichy apologists and treacherous traitors, who would no doubt be targets if severe civil unrest were to break out.

Yes, it is unfortunate, however civil unrest is a distinct possibility if the wishes of the people are not adhered to. Not only would there be a major fracturing of the political system but society as a whole could be smashed for many years to come. The unfettered influx is too much to take for millions, and it will have to stop one way or another.

Parisian Nightmare an EU Lesson in Suicidal Schengen Destruction

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Parisian Nightmare an EU Lesson in Suicidal Schengen Destruction

 

 

The intransigent French are seeing their tourist revenues slashed, recent data showing a 6.4 per cent drop costing £644million (€750m) in lost revenue in just six months.

Sentiment among many people across the globe is avoid France, especially Paris.

Who can blame the tourists for abandoning the city of Paris, and most of the rest of France, for too long the French have been peddling their architecture and mistreating those who visit with overpriced low quality pap.

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Maybe terrorism is a breath of fresh air for the French who for too long have taken their tourist trade for granted. As the tourist masses desert the streets and boulevards of Paris for fear of being blown up or shot down by some crazy homegrown Algerian or Tunisian Frenchie, one can only feel this is a well deserved reward for the locals. Who likes tourists anyway, however they are an integral part of the French economy?

The filthy streets of Paris, now a holding cell for roaming Eastern European gypsy gangs who will cut your throat or hurl a curse at you if you do not contribute to their overflowing purses, or the cafes where waiters spit at you in disgust when you look at the price of a coffee that you need to remortgage your house to purchase, there is nothing left of the Paris of old, the artistic, the love adorned boulevards and poetic cafes.

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Take a trip into the urine smelling Metro where you are assured to be mugged, stabbed, shot or raped. Maybe a quiet sojourn along the Seine where you are clawed at every step by clamouring migrants, lost, hungry, beaten. Nothing like seeing hopelessness at every corner to fuel your Parisian spirit, your joie de vivre.

Où est la belle epoque? Sadly a mere memory in some poor soul’s bones buried deep under Père Lachaise.

Here is your stinking filthy city of Paris within the European Union now a city of merde, an ambling putrefying turd that used to once be the jewel of Europe, flooded to breaking point thanks to socialist policy makers and faux utopian Schengen EU dreams bringing nothing but the worst type of human excrement into its dystopian domain.

Paris was spared by Hitler in 1940 when the French surrendered, but to look around in 2016, you realise that the city is now an overpriced, overcrowded  concentration camp displaying the machinations of socialist governmental malaise, irresponsibility and downright suicidal insanity. If the French want to kill themselves, let them do it. Maybe the French have a masochistic streak deep in their Gallic consciousness.

Your boulevards are now broken, a pollutant seeping over the glistening piss filled streets and pavements, effluent dripping from within and without. There is no way now of saving Paris, except maybe for a total purge or war which may materialise soon a la Putin, but otherwise there is no chance for Paris, it is finished, fin.

Peaceful Christians: Let Us Pray

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Peaceful Christians: Let Us Pray

One might say that Christianity has caused the deaths of more people than any other organised religion in the world, and they may be correct in their supposition.

From the Conquistadors who bashed the brains of South American Indian babies onto rocks in the name of Jesus, to the Pilgrims who decimated millions of Native Americans, to the concentration camps of Europe where the Christian Hitler nearly erased Jews – the enemy of Christ – from the earth, we must not forget George W Bush and Tony Blair, whose modern Crusade eradicated over 1.5 million people in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Christianity has a history of hatred, death and purging, and it is no different today. Through technology, the blessed drone bombs and missiles of Christian nations today pummel and desecrate whole villages and towns, killing entire generations of people with one clinical stroke, but it’s okay, because it looks like a video game from 20,000 feet up, and those are not Christians dying.

Another religion, certainly less organised than Christianity, is Islam, which although deemed brutal by modern so-called civilised Christians, is simply at an earlier developmental stage than Christianity. Islam today is still at the stage of Christianity during the Spanish Inquisition. When you see ISIS atrocities on the screen, just remember that Christians did far worse in the name of their organised religion and their lord.

So, let us pray to the civilised ‘peaceful’ religion of the Christians, who have murdered, killed and plundered more people than any other religion in the history of mankind.

Let Us Pray

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