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The Almighty Zuckerberg Beaten by Iconic Historic Photo

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News coming in that Facebook has restored the previously banned photograph illustrating the horrors of the Vietnam War comes as a warning to politically correct anti-freedom and anti-free speech denizens of the Marxist left who seem to dictate to others what they can and cannot see or say.

It is an increasingly scary thought that much of the internet today is ruled by these anti-freedom technology freaks who are scared of anything that is in any way real, creative or horrifically thought-provoking. Technology is meant to free us and humanity more, yet they seek to shut us off from freedom of speech. The Daily Squib itself has seen the wrath of these freedom hating people who do not understand expression, art or satire. There is no algorithm for satire, and this confuses them, it does not compute in their cold sexless digital world of conformity, banality and boring morose technical speech.

Mark Zuckerberg is a pox upon the internet, a vile humanoid creature with parasitic characteristics resembling a putrid bleeding pustule seeping across the World Wide Web.

Facebook, where whatever you upload is now under the ownership of Zuckerturd and his brainwashed minions is a plague on humanity. It is the earth’s lowest form of achievement, it is an octopus that encircles every part of the internet with its giant suckers never letting go for one second.

Anyone who has a private page on Facebook should be profoundly ashamed of themselves. Are you masochists? Do you like your information being peddled to marketing agencies, intelligence agencies and anyone else who cares to delve into your banal useless every day habits? Are you that fucking dumb that you will reveal everything about yourself even after reading the terms and conditions of that site?

The uselessness of Facebook must be addressed. It serves no purpose to anyone, even the data gatherers, and the inane conversations from within its software prison walls are digital versions of sand blowing in the wind. Each word uttered is a grain of sand, lost amongst the billions of other grains of sand. You are nothing if you have two million friends on Facebook, you may slit your wrists on live-streaming video and not one of these people will care, in fact in most cases of this nature, people egg on the soon-to-be deceased social media idiot to do the job quickly before they all move on to someone else to friend.

To delete one’s profile now is probably too late, if you’ve been blabbing on Facebook for a while, it does not matter if you delete, because all your information is on a server until the end of time. Not only that, if you visit any website on the internet that has a Facebook sharing link, you will be tracked and information relayed straight back to Facebook’s HQ for processing whether you have a page there or not.

Is there a cure for Facebook? Well, as long as the NSA and CIA have their way, it is not going anywhere any time soon.

The only way to kill Facebook is for the millions to leave it, but that will never happen because there are millions of brainwashed people living in their little sandbox, showing off their fake lifestyles and pictures of little Johnny at his birthday party. Facebook nurtured the narcissism of the people and marketed it. Facebook took friendship and made it into a commodity, of which you are the part, knowing or unknowingly.

The only way to kill Facebook is to leave it. We cannot let something as invasive, as dictatorial and anti-freedom survive. Zuckerberg is even trying to erase history by banning historical photographs. This cannot be allowed in the West, whose tenets are ones of freedom of expression. Facebook is anti humanity, anti truth and anti free speech.

Delete your page, you will feel much better for it. Interact with someone in the real world for one second. That’s all it takes.

Delete.

21-Year-Old Polish Player Wins EPT 13 Barcelona

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However for young Polish Sebastian Malec money is not going to be an issue, at least for some time, as he recently walked away from the tables at the EPT 13 in Barcelona with a life changing sum of money, in fact a prize pot of over €1 million.
Malec came away with €1,122,800 (£950 thousand) in winnings which when you consider it only ended up costing him a mere €27 to enter the tournament it was quite the return on investment. It was the last time that the European Poker Tour as we know would be in town and it’s quite an extraordinary way in which to seal its final appearance. At the end of this year the EPT will be going through a re-branding process which will see it return to the Spanish city in the future as a PokerStars Championship event, and one that will undoubtedly be headlining its returning champion.

The win which took place over the 7 day event at the Casino de Barcelona had a total prize pool of €8,657,250 up for grabs. Malec finished ahead of both Germany’s Uri Reichenstein and Britain’s Adam Owen who finished in 2nd and 3rd place with winnings of €807,100 and €646,250 respectively. He won the trophy from the clutches of the experienced Reichenstein, who was typically on great form but who just couldn’t quite snatch victory from the hands of the 21-year old Polish star.

Much like other pros from his country such as Dominik Panka and Dzmitry Urbanovich, whom have both previously reached an EPT final, it was down to Malec to keep that winning Polish tradition as none of his fellow countrymen have ever lost a heads up during the final table at a Main Event. Malec was very animated during the final, a total contrast to the calm, collected and almost unmoving stance of his competitor Reichenstein, and eventually it all paid off as he took victory.

The story was reported on the Redflush casino blog as well as all the other top poker sites around and Malec is already being hailed as an exciting prospect for the future of poker. It was a popular win and he’s a very popular character who will no doubt soon be back on the circuit oozing with confidence thanks to his epic win and looking to take on other experienced veteran’s of the game who may next stand in his way. The win itself was in fact the biggest ever for an EPT Main Event champion playing in Barcelona and it was one of the most memorable tournaments for some time thanks to its eventual conclusion.

The Science of Surprise

 

Ever been treated to a surprise birthday party or won on your favourite online casino games?

We are all familiar with the feeling of surprise, whether it’s a pleasant surprise or a sudden shock whilst watching the latest horror movie, but have you ever wondered why it makes you jump or run around with excitement?

So many reactions and changes happen inside the brain and body when something sudden and unexpected happens. Not only do your neurotransmitters start firing up, but all those tiny signals get your body up and moving, preparing you for any outcome that may occur.

To explain a little further, the infographic below goes through step by step just what happens, as well as how and why, to help you understand why getting a surprise is such a happiness inducing activity.

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How to Handle Early Signs of Dementia

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However dementia doesn’t just affect those in old age, it also affects around 40,000 people under the age of 65.

There are now more mobility aids, specialist care and information out there than ever to help those who have dementia, or are the carer of someone with the dementia. When it comes to any mental health disorder, it’s always good to catch it as early as possible, in order to get the best help possible.

If you find yourself looking after someone with the disorder, or even if you think a loved one or someone close to you may be suffering with early signs of dementia, there are specific warning signs to look out for, in order to get an early diagnosis.

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The Strangest Things Found On Storage Wars

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When you think of your regular storage solutions, you may think of the odd sofa or the pile of old newspapers you don’t want to throw out. However, It would be anyone’s dream to find a pile of cash or hidden, valuable treasures in an unopened storage box. That’s exactly what the guys on Storage Hunters set out to try and do.

With a group of hungry bidders set to pounce on every box that presents itself at auction, it can be a bit of a gamble when it comes to the contents. Sometimes the hunters will hit the jackpot and see a huge profit on their investment, some will fall flat and end up with a pile of useless junk worth next to nothing.

Whether valuable or not, it’s safe to say that there has been a fair amount of slightly unusual items found within these storage units. It’s hard to tell just exactly what’s inside with just a quick glance, and occasionally there will be something that shocks and surprises both the audience and the storage hunters themselves.

The infographic below takes us through just a handful of the weird and wonderful items that have been found on the show and whether they were actually worth a dime.

 

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New iPhone 7 Passes Booze Test

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We love Apple products here in the Squib office and the new iPhone 7 was sent to us last week.

What a beauty, our tech guy practically fell over after the ceremonial unboxing and as his saliva swelled up in his mouth, the froth resembling the head of a pint of lager on a hot summer’s day erupted onto the carpet leaving a nice little stain.

This thing is indestructible, waterproof, and does not have a headphone jack.

Yes, but can it survive a night out with the boys?

Doing a pub run with an iPhone 7 was a joy to behold we found. It survived vomit, piss and even blood.

At one point during the pleasant soiree someone unceremoniously spilled a whole pint onto the thing and it worked like a treat afterwards. Siri even burped loudly in appreciation.

When mixing drinks, be sure to have an old doner kebab afterwards so it swills the drink up even more in your stomach and induces large amounts of vomit to blow out of your mouth at high speed. That’s what our sub-sub editor did, and we were careful to place the iPhone 7 directly in the path of the projectile vomit. Not a gurgle. The iPhone 7 survived after a brief wiping with someone’s best shirt.

The end of the twenty pub session was indeed eventful as bladders were full to the brim. Bring out the iPhone 7 for the ultimate test. Fifteen red hot bloated bladders pissed on that thing and it worked afterwards with no probs.

The night or shall we say morning culminated with a fist fight that lasted for twenty minutes, and the final test for the phone was revealed, the blood test. Yes, the iPhone 7 survived as bucket loads of blood were squirted from pummelled cheeks and fists.

When the police arrived, they confiscated our beloved iPhone 7.

We can conclusively say that the iPhone 7 is a winner in all situations. Highly recommended by all.

 

$57 Million Debt Kanye Fashion Show Goes Well

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“I like watching cripples amble along dragging their feet whilst wearing rags you can easily find in Ethiopia. Jeez, if I want poverty I’ll go to India or Sudan, or some other godforsaken third world dung hole,” fashion critic, Monique Belucci told CNN.

Kanye West who is currently in huge amounts of financial debt is trying to pay off some of his creditors by selling rags to rich people, but is it working?

No, is the simple answer. The overpriced rags and bland clothes are not only ugly but can be knocked up by anyone by ripping a few pieces of cloth and wildly stitching them together.

West has now had to fall back on his glamorous porn star wife who is footing his crazy bills, as he loses money like a gushing waterfall.

“One has to look at the economics of this all. West is obviously not a business man. Here is a guy trying to recoup some money and pay off his vast debts by holding expensive fashion shows that put him in more debt. It just does not make any logical sense. I suppose with someone who has a registered IQ of 45, this is normal,” West’s belaboured accountant, who has not been paid for six months, revealed.

When asked for a comment on Thursday, Kanye grimaced, turned and sashayed flamboyantly back to his chair mumbling about cross stitching and hem lines.

Think Tank: Britain and EU Now Run by Barren Women

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Scotland is being run by the childless Nicola Sturgeon, while down south we have the childless Theresa May, and in the EU, the barren childless Angela Merkel.

These barren women are the rulers of Britain and Europe, and maybe they wish to make their domains as barren as their wombs.

Who is to say that Theresa May, she who delays Brexit for as long as possible, and she who backtracks at every possible turn will never conduct a Brexit as prescribed by the general population of the United Kingdom?

On the one hand we have the despotic Scottish Sturgeon, a monstrous midget infused with her own self importance and aspirations of power daily threatening to commit some injustice on voters who voted to get out of the EU, on the other hand we have May, who would not look out of character on a broomstick with a pointy hat, a ghostly figure with wishy washy policies and ghost-like promises of Brexit that disappear into the cold dark night.

There is nothing on the whole wrong with being a barren woman, however the vitriol and stink that can be meted out by some of these women should no doubt be noted, especially when they are in power.

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They have something to prove, they are angry childless, they hit out, they may be vindictive, even malicious in their anger at being childless. They will never know what it is like to have some little one tottering around the room or the playground. They will never know the joys and character building tribulations of being a parent. This makes them fume with rage at their diseased wombs, their childless, loveless existence projected onto the general populace as an angry apparition.

Indeed, some may say these barren women ruling over us is dangerous, and it could even be stipulated that the world is entering a terrible phase of childless women in charge. Look at Merkel, a childless woman, and of course one cannot leave out Hillary Clinton, who managed to have one child, but in a marriage of convenience, how good is that anyway?

The point being, Europe is now ruled by ruthless childless barren women. We must therefore prepare for war in the future, because it is this barren nature towards life that creates an atmosphere of anti-fertility, anti-family, anti-nature precipitating in conflict, war and eventually a barren landscape of death.

War is coming folks, and the barren angry women shall make it so.

Merkel’s Role Was Solely to Bring Forth Right Wing

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Speaking from the shadows, an operative of the Hidden Hand agency revealed how the Chancellor is a simple pawn in a much bigger game.

“We needed a rebirth of the German right. How better to do this than to bring in millions of Islamic refugees from the Middle East. The Chancellor was fooled into thinking she is doing a righteous job, but her role and the role of the refugees is one of being a conduit and aid to the right wing, of which is rising in Germany once again. All rises in fascism need a scapegoat, something to rally the people. In America we had 911, in Germany we had first the Jews, and now the Islamics. Merkel has been a gift to the right wing, and she is the gift that keeps giving.”

With news that attacks against refugees and sympathisers has risen by 60% this year alone, as more people come into Germany daily, the attacks will continue until there is an apex in violence.

Within the small German towns, tensions are extremely high. Here are small communities, entrenched, and the backlash has immense force to counteract forced integration with people the Germans are never going to accept. This fuel on the fire is rising daily, until the flames will be uncontrollable.

“Merkel, as a pawn, has been exemplary, and the funny thing is she does not realise it. Thank you. You have given birth to the new fascism,” the operative added.

In 1928, the Nazis had only 12 seats in the Reichstag; by July 1932 they had 230 seats and were the largest party.

History is repeating itself once again, and no one can be thanked more than Angela Merkel.

Burning Man Hypocrisy Burns

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That is why the vandalising of the White Ocean VIP section of the Burning Man event should be commended and encouraged to the full.

Started by the untalented insipid banal auspices of Paul Oakenfold, a putrid music thief and DJ, it is truly delightful that the parasitical detritus have had their day.

“Oakenfold is a talentless console button pusher, a lowly worm of a human if you can call him that. This guy is not only a parasite within the music biz, but a parasite as a human, if one were to compare him to a turd, it would be a compliment,” one reveller quipped as he cut some wires to the DJs console.

The devout homosexual Oakenfold, likes his little boys, but it is bending over for the likes of criminal Russian billionaires to get his sordid projects going that really irks.

Let us hope next year Burning Man puts the likes of Oakenfold and his chums on the bonfire, now that would be entertainment. His screaming would be better than any ‘music’ he claims to make or steals.