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Think Tank: Fighting Racism is Actually Racist

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When one fights racism, this fight singles out whichever race is being persecuted, and with this response singles out a race which is the persecutor. By then persecuting, or accusing another race of racism, or bringing to attention another race’s differences, the people who are fighting racism are actually committing a form of racist behaviour that they do not condone in the first place.

It is therefore quite relevant to say that fighting racism is in fact a racist behaviour and is frequently exercised by so-called ‘anti-racist’ groups.

For example, we might say that ‘Black Lives Matter’, however this statement or slogan completely alienates other races and puts black lives above all others, when in fact all racial lives matter. The term Black Lives Matter is inherently a racist term, and whoever coined the phrase was possibly ignorant of the fact that it is racist in tone.

Racism, is inherently about the colour of a person’s skin, whereas xenophobia is about the fear of other cultures, or countries.

The point that needs to be made is that a minority in a country or area who feel that racism is put upon them are of course justified to bring that issue forward, however, when organisations try to deal with the racism, they are going about it in the wrong way.

In essence, for example, a black minority in a predominantly white area may feel that the white’s are racist towards them. By then singling out the entire white race as all racists is wrong, and is racist behaviour. Human populations must realise that not all white’s are racist and not all blacks are victims to racism.

Furthermore, delineating and bringing forth race differences in itself is racist. The socialist way is to put every person in a special race specific box, but this action is racist as well, because it singles out racial differences and increases the gulf between the populations. By putting people into specific boxes, they are essentially dividing humans, and this is racist.

The push for equality in race is a bold endeavour, however scientifically speaking, there are racial differences in humans, not only biologically within the DNA, but in intelligence as well. To however address the difference in intelligence levels in race is something that is taboo but must one day be addressed because the social and cultural movement of the human race depends on the scientific facts that have been known for some time. Is it racist to reveal that blacks have an average IQ of 66 in Sub Saharan Africa, and 70 in North America? To the people who say all humans are equal, this scientific fact is dusted under the carpet, and removed from all media. The fact that American prisons have populations numbering 60% of black people is also ignored, however if we were to address the elephant in the room of intelligence levels, maybe one day we could move forward as a society. It is deemed as racist to mention these vast differences in racial intelligence levels, and the social keepers of all norms always address the problem of social standing and poverty, however scientifically speaking, these results have been found in all social strata.

The key point to remember is that fighting racism on behalf of one race and singling out another race as the problem, or aggressor is in fact racist, because you are bringing forth another race to stand above another race and denigrating another race. Also, this form of fighting racism is grossly generalist and does not take into account any nuances, or cultural points or even social status with any given group.

You cannot fight racism by creating divisions and segregating humans. Until humans understand this, then humanity will not move forward. This is the ultimate paradox, because scientifically speaking, different races do have differences. Maybe, the ultimate solution is to acknowledge the scientifically discovered differences in races, but apply these differences as one whole amalgamation of the human race.

Thinking forward a few centuries, humans stand to increase their intelligence levels through transhumanist methods, and the exponential infinite knowledge increase should hopefully solve the problem of racism once and for all.

Backlash: Google to be Regulated by Trump Admin Larry Kudlow

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The days of an omnipresent monopoly company like Google controlling all thought on the internet, and censoring massive populations purely on leftwing political bias, could nearly be over.

By arrogantly believing they are untouchable, Google may have shot themselves in the foot, as government regulation now looms over the censorious internet monopoly.

Unfortunately, Google’s authoritarian socialist and Marxist ideology has rubbed up against millions of people, and now the Trump administration is out for blood after seeing their supporters effectively silenced and purged from the internet.

The supposed ‘liberals’ who are meant to be liberal and allow free speech are now acting in an authoritarian totalitarian manner, which means they are not ‘liberal’ anymore and have moved even more far left towards Communism.

 

Control thought

By allegedly manipulating search engine answers, the company has been accused of swaying opinion during elections favouring left-wing socialist candidates as opposed to any other candidate.

Censorship of the opposition, or any thought that is not in line with socialist ideology is what Google has been doing for some time, however if the government regulates the search engine, and considers it a public utility, hopefully things may change.

The Trump administration is stepping into the fray after thousands of conservative and libertarian sites/accounts were purged from the internet in a move by leftwing tech companies before the U.S. midterm elections, effectively silencing a vast swathe of the population.

The same fate hopefully will occur to Facebook and Twitter who have misused their positions as well as Google to conduct corrupt practices against their users in a biased manner.

Lord Haw Haw Phillip Hammond to be Honoured by Brussels Unelected Eurocrats

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The unashamed daily sabotage of anything to do with Brexit by Chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, has found delightful praise from Brussels, and Germany.

“We wish to honour Monsieur Hammond’s work in sabotaging Brexit. He has been successful in torpedoing any initiative to get out of the EU, and we especially enjoy his daily Project Fear updates,” one unelected member of the European Commission said from a luxurious 5-starred Michelin restaurant in the middle of Brussels.

Even the head of the EU, Jean Claude Juncker, praised Hammond on Tuesday.

“He can drink from my cognac jug any time, just as long as he does not backwash. After the Theresa May BRINO, we will invite them both to Brussels and present them with gold-plated EU pensions, as well as unlimited expense accounts. They have truly deserved it.”

Some say that many Remoaners are on some sort of payroll from Brussels, or receive monthly stipends discretely delivered in brown envelopes in dark alleyways, and much of the rumours are definitely true.

One only has to look at Neil Kinnock, who gets £90,000 per annum from the EU. Kinnock is obviously a staunch Remoaner, as is Peter Mandelson who receives £35,000 per annum from the EU. Then we have other Remoaners who have also tried to thwart Brexit, people like Lord Patten who receive £40,000 per year from Brussels. These figures do not include other expenses billed to EU taxpayers, adding on thousands of pounds.

Remoaner, Philip Hammond is obviously set for large payments as will the other swine with their noses firmly in the EU trough.

There is nothing patriotic about Remoaners, they simply want to make money, and selling off Britain’s democracy as well as its freedom from the shackles of the EU is frankly not something they are interested in at all — it’s just about the money.

Pope Ignores Claims He Ignored Child Abuse

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As the claims of sexual abuse mount up for the Holy Catholic church, there is a strange silence filling the halls and vestibules of the Holy See, as well as a grand silence from the Pope himself.

“Usually you hear the sounds of grunting from the vestries or the sound of a priest blessing children with their ‘Holy Waters’ but this time there is only silence, especially from the Pope, who is keeping a very low profile after years of even more silence on child abuse,” a Vatican spokesman revealed.

The Catholic church is synonymous with child abuse, as well as the saintly act of covering up the evil deeds committed by their depraved clergy.

“In the name of Jesus,” the priests shout as they splatter their unholy waters over their congregation, and so it goes on, day after day, the same indignities foisted on the innocent flock.

One Catholic priest was unrepentant about his practices and claims he is doing the Lord’s work, but which Lord is this?

“The people are stupid. We have been abusing them for centuries, and yet they still come, they still present their children to us. It is as if they wish to be punished and we no doubt oblige,” Father Pervo, told an Italian newspaper.

The depraved evil of the church really does seem to be accepted by the people. Many are so indoctrinated by its hypnotic mantras, as well as the generational tradition of sexual abuse, that they are trapped within a system they cannot flee from. One supposes, if anyone blindly believes the fantasy world of the Bible, then they are easily conned by pretty much anything else.

The Catholic church and the vatican not only steals the childhood and innocence of the trusting children, but it also has managed to gain a large fortune over the years from its plunder and deception. The Catholic church’s wealth is estimated at over $200 Billion, and that is not even including off shoots like the Opus Dei cult, worth over $2.8 Billion.

The evil of the church is all encompassing and reaches far and wide.

How Americans Stood By While Communist Chinese Censors Took Over Internet

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Hey, it’s nothing to do with me, it happened to someone else, they were censored — not me! Only Communists do that sort of thing. Surely, it is not happening here in the West?

WRONG!

Once one person is censored, the opposition of those who control the media network will be censored.

Take one person down, then you are next.

You are now complying to rules on the internet being set up by Chinese orientated censorship being utilised by American tech companies and their monopolistic control of the Western internet zone.

Chinese Communist Influence

These techniques utilised by U.S. social media companies to censor whole sectors of the population purely on their political beliefs or affiliation, are intrinsically a form of bias that affects elections. You see, if you take out the opposition, there will only be one voice left, and this is what they are doing ahead of the U.S. midterm elections.

If the current U.S. administration does nothing now to curb this bias by halting the social media companies and their censorious actions, then the U.S. administration will not have a voice of supporters left and will lose the midterm elections. This is how serious the situation is right now.

Infiltration of Chinese operatives is already deep in American tech companies serving the Communist Chinese state, but it also now extends to prominent Washington think tanks seeking to destabilise U.S democracy further.

The Communist leaning social media sites have even admitted their bias, however, nothing is done to address this. To have a predominantly left leaning media controlling all thought is something that aspires to Orwellian dystopian nightmares but blink again, because this is fucking reality, right now!

The Purge

In no uncertain terms, the internet is now being taken over, not only by Chinese censors, but by Soviet EU technocrats and their love of over regulation. We recently witnessed the ridiculous EU regulationary diktats which caused a major upset globally when they enforced their rules on all website owners regarding GDPR. Any global site now not adhering to EU regulations will be fined hundreds of thousands of euros. The EU is also holding onto another directive which may be unloaded soon on the unsuspecting internet — the copyright directive, effectively banning linking to other sites. If this EU directive comes into effect, much of the internet will become technically illegal, thus susceptible to large EU fines.

Digital Gulag

Communist China, now finances much of American media, online and offline. Hollywood films are now geared to Chinese censor’s needs, not only because Chinese finances are involved but because the companies want to sell their wares in China. Therefore, any Hollywood film you see today has been specifically made with Communist China in mind.

One only had to watch ‘The Meg’, a lacklustre film with an imaginary CGI Megalodon shark. The film seems to be totally based on Chinese characters, with Chinese sensibilities and a clear propaganda drive by China to push Chinese Communist values globally. The Meg’s budget is estimated at $150 million, “Meg” is co-financed by Flagship Entertainment, Gravity Pictures, a division of China Media Capital (CMC) and Warner Bros.

It is this idealogical shift towards Communist values and Communist censorship which has overtaken American ideals like freedom of speech, and freedom of expression across the globe today, and if nothing is done, there will be no difference between the Communist Chinese Internet and that of the whole globe.

The fundamental global shift towards communism is a worrying one. We only have to look at the human rights record of China to see what happens when people express their intrinsic human right to free speech. Many people simply just disappear, never to be seen again, and their voices silenced forever.

 

Black Mirror

The Communist Chinese also now rate their citizens, and if you do not get a good citizen rating, you are effectively punished and removed from society. If you are not a good Communist state follower, you are erased. Much like how Alex Jones, from Infowars was practically erased from the internet in one single day, American tech conglomerates are enacting Communist censorship punishment techniques to achieve their goals. Facebook is now secretly rating their users in a similar way the Communist Chinese are doing.

Communism is not only a political ideology that has been responsible for 100 million deaths worldwide through various purges and regimes, but it is an ideology which is fundamentally counter to Western democratic values and freedoms. The American Socialist party, the Democrat Party, are increasingly moving even more left and embracing the tenets of Communism. With upcoming Marxist indoctrinated political new bloods like Democrat candidate, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who aspires to eradicate capitalism in America and bring in a pseudo socialist/Marxist state modelled on Venezuela, there is a worrying change for the once centred Democrat party, i.e. they’re turning to pure Communist ideology.

Whether we have extremities of the left or right is not in question here, of course, both extreme ways is an abhorrent methodology in political movements, and we at the Daily Squib are mere observers. Please understand, we do not pledge allegiance to any political theory, party or ideology. Our role is merely to observe what is going on, and bring forth a mirror image, or photographic snapshot of any moment in historic time. Even though we have been wrongly censored ourselves for simply observing something neutrally, we still plan to operate, even within the current climate of mass censorship.

If no one does anything now, America dies, the West dies, and so does any inkling of what little freedoms we have left surviving as well.

 

Teflon Don Should be Allowed to Sleep With Top P*ssy If He Pleases

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So what if Donald Trump hired some floozies for the night in some Las Vegas hotel? He is after all the Teflon Don where nothing sticks to him. He can get away with anything and no one can do anything about it.

“They can have recordings of the Donald banging some waitress from a dive bar somewhere in Greenwich Village, and he would get away with it. The Dems are going crazy trying to get something to stick to Donald, but it just ain’t working. Sure, there’s some collateral damage with people previously involved, but they take the hit — he doesn’t,” a White House insider revealed on Wednesday.

Nothing to see here folks

The Manafort and Cohen fiasco are just a minor blimp in the Trump presidency. This is obviously a coordinated attack by those who have been digging for dirt for some time, and have come up with some weak links who have decided to rat on the Don.

What happens to rats? No one likes a rat, and in the end, they get hit some way or another. Doesn’t matter if the Feds are protecting the rat, the boys eventually get to them.

Best thing for Michael Cohen is to get some plastic surgery, a new name, new identity and a one way ticket to some Third World shit hole where he can live the rest of his life in complete obscurity.

As for the ladies involved, shame on you for exploiting the Don. These women, luminaries of movies like Missionary Impossible, and Saturday Night Beaver crossed the line by blabbing. What happened to professional behaviour and courtesy when it comes to their clients? So, the guy became president, and all you saw was a big fat pay cheque?

One can imagine the Don flicking through some grot mag or watching a video in his study away from Melania, who is out shopping again. For him, these girls are lined up in a catalogue ready for order. Picking up the phone, the Donald calls up his fixer, and the deal is fixed. It’s really that easy when you are in the position he is in, and which man would not do the same? You see them in the magazine, order them up, next thing you know you’re balls deep smacking away like you’re digging for blood diamonds in Rwanda with a face that doesn’t believe this is actually happening.

Good ol’ American dames

You got to be honest though, Melania is simply a trophy. She can’t speak English very well, and is colder than a slab of half frozen tuna. The Slovenian first lady seems so cold in fact, one would probably have to delve very deep to even get some sort of emotion out of her. That is, of course very different from the warm, giggly homegrown American women who smile at the drop of a hat, or underpants, and are very free with their undersheet work as well as having the uncanny ability to suck golf balls through hose pipes. No wonder the Don has to escape the cold and come back to good ol’ American warmth time and time again. It is certainly doubtful that Melania has a sense of humour, like most Eastern Europeans, they are baffled by such frivolities and can only scowl.

Teflon

Let us not disparage the Don, he is made out of pure Teflon, and he will get through this little hiccup like he has done all the other hiccups. In polls, Trump is in the 50s, and his voter base is as strong as ever. Whatever mud the Dems sling at him falls way short and does not even hit the Teflon, as his millions of fans love the Don and what he does. So what he banged a few magazine ladies, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, polls record a rise in popularity as each lurid detail is revealed.

One thing is for sure, the Dems are now more hated by the majority of the American population with their inability to let the election result rest in peace. The socialist Dems are wailing, scratching their eyeballs out with ways to screw Trump but every attempt looks sadder than the other. It is a truly sad sight to see these bitter vindictive losers going on and on with the same old broken record. Get over yourselves. You lost! Move on!

Experts: Donald Trump Will Lose Economic War With Turkey

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One thing is certain about Turkey is that it is strategically a mass of land that is crucial in global terms.

Donald Trump’s economic war against Turkey, including sanctions and tariffs, is misguided, and will eventually cause the U.S. a lot of financial as well as military pain. Geopolitically, Turkey is a crucial NATO partner, and not only holds the keys to the East but has the second largest army within the Western military construct. The country’s strategic placement is crucial to Middle Eastern stability as well as the former Soviet countries bordering it. Furthermore, plans for any attack on Iran by Trump would be halted unless there is cooperation with Turkey.

Turkey controls the energy corridors from oil rich nations within the Caspian basin, and although the United States now produces much of its own energy, it still imports more than half of the oil it consumes.

Turkey’s role as a bridge between the West and the East is also of utmost importance. Instead of petty disagreements making mountains out of mole hills as President Trump is doing now, he could be forging new alliances and increasing America’s strategic hold on the area.

To thus underestimate the resolve of the Turks is a grave miscalculation by Trump, and he will ultimately lose any attempt to undermine the country economically in the longterm, because Turkey will look further East and into Africa as it is already doing. Already, closer bonds are now being tied with African nations, Russia, China and even Iran by Turkey, as it moves away from U.S. and EU influence or trade aspirations.

To lose Turkey, as Trump is doing is a grave mistake, and will isolate America further leaving it alone in any future conflict.

Turkey is now the biggest investing power in Somalia, and are achieving more now, than the Americans could ever dream of doing in the past. They are building large military bases, schools, hospitals and roads around the country and securing large amounts of commerce and vital raw materials.

While no one was watching, the Turks have broadened their influence in a country no one dared to try and tame. One only has to watch Black Hawk Down to see what happened when the U.S was last in Mogadishu.

The Turks are even establishing military bases in Sudan, and have increased their reach across the whole of the African continent.

No wonder America is now threatened by the Turks, especially as it moves into countries the US dares not bother with.

Former CIA Director Brennan Cleared For Clandestine Suicide Mission in Siberia

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He may have had his CIA security clearance revoked by President Trump but former Central Intelligence Agency director John Brennan has been authorised for a one way trip to Siberia in Russia.

“I opened the mail this morning informing me that I have been chosen for a clandestine operation into Siberia to check out a heavily armed Russian missile installation; then to steal some heavily guarded secrets, radio them back to Virginia, then if I survive that, to cross the border on foot thousands of miles away chased by hundreds of Russian troops, tanks, dogs, and helicopters,” Brennan revealed to MSNBC.

The one way trip for the former Obama confidante is surely a suicide mission that comes from all the way up top.

According to MSNBC, Brennan has been told he will only be armed with a paperclip to unlock doors and disguised in the attire of a transexual Russian peasant farmer.

Some commentators speculate that this is a cynical ploy to get rid of Brennan who has controversially objected to Trump on social media, even going as far as calling the president’s actions with Putin as ‘treason’.

The Russians are however clueless to the planned clandestine mission and are not awaiting Brennan with machine guns aloft ready to mow him down at first sight.

When asked on Thursday whether he knew about the CIA mission deep into Russian territory, Putin simply smirked, then laughed out aloud.

Should he accept the mission? Well, in his retirement, he’s got nothing better to do, so why not? Might as well go out with a burst of AK 47 gunfire than a Twitter whimper.

Trump Tries Out Eco Electric Chair to Promote Exiting Climate Change Accord

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Made from sustainable materials like hemp for the straps and recycled steel delivered specifically from Turkey with 50% tariffs, the eco chair powered by solar panels can pass 150,000 volts of electricity through a person without even blowing an EU certified eco lightbulb. The perfect gadget for eco conscious Donald Trump.

The creator of this genius piece is not exactly the epitome of science or engineering but some artist called Dave Bishop who is exhibiting the frying art at the Surface Gallery situated somewhere deep in Nottingham, the land of Sherwood..

Fry like some piece of bacon

The Teflon Don, if he parked his wide arse on this gadget would fry like a piece of fatty bacon, and the artist says he even tried it out by frying a full English.

“This thing can do a good fry up. All powered by the sun. Bacon, eggs, mushrooms, slap on the baked beans, some deep fried bread and some sausages sourced from the local farm. It’s fucking fantastic. Can’t wait to see the Donald on it.”

We did not ask the artist whether he plans on sending the chair to Washington D.C. but he has had some interest from the American Democrat party who want to smuggle it into the Oval Office and replace Trump’s desk chair with it. The gallery was mysteriously contacted by a woman called Hillary trying to disguise her voice.

Priced at over £1 million, it’s a bargain for saving the planet.

Come and check it out for yourself if you don’t believe us.

Journey to: http://www.surfacegallery.org/

Surface Gallery
16 Southwell Road
Nottingham
NG1 1DL

Is There Anyone Who Hasn’t Taped Trump Behind His Back?

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One would have thought that there would be some sort of security in the White House, especially with the amount of threats thrown at the Teflon Don president daily, but there seems to be none. Does Donald Trump have a security detail?

“I taped Trump when he said the L word. Yep, he uttered the word ‘linguini’ right there in the Oval Room while I was present,” a former White House worker, and disgruntled book writer revealed to CNN.

Another disgruntled former employee, Fargas Meticulo, recorded Trump say the ‘N word’ not only once but multiple times.

“He kept saying ‘No’ I will not do that, ‘No’ I will not speak to that person, etc, etc. I was so shocked that I recorded it all, and now it’s all over MSNBC.

Even the White House cleaner, Matilda Manahure, has recorded Trump, and has a whole library of recordings. She did not even have to use a micro recorder, and put a microphone on the president’s desk in full sight of everyone.

“In the morning I gets up and I have me an old tape recorder from 1987. I fixes da thang up and takes it to the What Hass! When the Donald’s comes in he don’ even aks me why I am carrying a tape recorder in ma hands, so I clean up his mess on the desk and record away as he tawlks!”

Mrs. Manahure, repeatedly heard the president say the ‘F word’.

“I heard da prez say the word ‘fiduciary’ multiple times and was dang disgusted. I don’t even know what the fuck it means!”

Message to the Teflon Don, get some security dude…