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Native American Filipino ‘White Supremacist’ MAGAbomber With Impeccable Timing

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It has been a whirlwind few weeks into the run up of the midterm elections in the US.

It started off with a massive purge of conservative websites from social media and the internet search engines, then went on to the Kavanaugh farce, then the orchestrated migrant caravan, and now we have a Native American Filipino MAGAbomber who has been made to believe he is a ‘white supremacist’ when he does not have a drop of Aryan blood in his body, driving around in an insanely ludicrous postered van with pictures of Hillary Clinton in crosshairs, sending fake bombs to democrats.

If this is not election tampering then what is?

These events are beyond any form of satire, however what gives everything away is the timing and who benefits from these events.

Cui bono?

Who benefits? Who stands to gain from all of these orchestrated events? They are all designed to make the democrats look like victims, and thus, the people should vote for them to get the other side out of congress. Anything that makes the Republicans look bad, makes the democrats look good and gets them votes.

The magabomber fiasco is almost akin to finding the passport of one of the 911 hijackers immaculately preserved amongst the pulverised dust of the Twin Towers. Funny how the passport survived in perfect condition and everything else was crushed to dust. The official story was of course that a mystery man appeared out of nowhere, handed it to the police chief, then disappeared again, never to be found. Both stories are highly implausible.

So, we have some idiot driving around in a van practically advertising himself as a security risk, apprehended and detained eventually. Not only is this guy an obvious plant, but he is possibly an alter. He was most probably vetted for months and then given the go-ahead a week or so before the midterm elections. We will never know the truth, because an operation like this is cloaked in utmost secrecy and this guy’s handlers are way out of the picture by now.

Now, if you can get a Native American/Filipino person to believe he is a ‘white supremacist, then you can get him to believe and do anything…absolutely anything.

Case closed. (cue Twilight Zone music..)

War Only Way: Globalists Tried Union Through Economics and Third World Forced Migration But Failed

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The Global Population Research Institute in Rome, Italy reveals the problems that globalists will have to deal with in the future.

“For the past thirty years the West has been seemingly under attack from forced third world migration, and from economic means of tying the West to communist regions like China. This was all pre-planned, and orchestrated by key globalist players as well as their counterparts within national governments.

“During this major upheaval, whole industries have died, and others have sprouted from their ashes. Whole areas of indigenous Western communities have seen their countries changed permanently by migration from the poorest nations. Cultures have been destroyed, and we have seen massive White Flight from whole cities in the West.

“This forced globalisation where once rich communities have been flooded by the third world, are the work of globalists who did not do their homework. They did not understand the consequences of flooding the West with poorly skilled migrants, millions of people who instead of being a positive for the economy have drained it, turned wages down, become a burden on social services, and crowded the hospitals.

“There is now a massive polarisation within communities, a vast chasm of ill feeling, and even thoughts of civil war, as resources run low from the migratory influx.

“In Britain, we are seeing Brexit. In Italy we are seeing rebellion. In Hungary more dissent to forced migration. In Germany, the major recipient of migration, we have seen vast communities completely ignored by the authorities as they cater for the needs of migrants over their own citizens. In the USA, we are seeing migrant caravans daily coming from the poorest South American countries, organised by NGOs and other agencies. In France, we are seeing whole boulevards and neighborhoods taken over by tent cities made up of Sub-Saharan and Middle Eastern migrants.

“The plight of these people are a symptom of global overpopulation, unfettered breeding, creating poverty, disease and pollution, then imported into the West by globalists.

“Naturally, the elite globalists do not have to contend with this migratory influx. They live away from these areas, secluded in luxurious environs, where every whim is catered for. The globalist elite have special medicines that are not on the civilian market, and live on food that is not tainted by chemicals that the rest of the population have to live on. Their water is pure, and every month, large sums of money are deposited in their accounts, not only from the taxpayer, but from their companies.

“Globalism is good. Globalism is a necessity when it comes to business. The new world order once assimilated will function in a global single market capacity, however the architects of globalism have underestimated the fight for national boundaries.  The elite globalists have underestimated thousands of years of European history, and they will have to evaluate how they have misread the process of forcing migration on to Europe and the United States.

“Why does China not take any third world migrants, Japan, Russia or Saudi Arabia? This is a simple question to answer. Because they have designed their societies and culture to reject assimilation with any other culture other than their own. This technique is not prevalent with the liberal socialist blank canvas of the West, where to be proud of one’s nation is immediately pounced upon and the individual is labelled a Nazi. Acceptance of migratory forces is therefore accompanied by liberal guilt if not adhered to by the masses and governmental factions.

“The failed current globalist migratory experiment is now leading to serious unrest in the populations of the West. Fractured societies cannot be fixed by one singular solution alone, there will have to be many variables, however, the globalists have forcibly fractured whole swathes of people and at high speed creating a doppler effect in population shift factors.

“The globalist elite will have to adjust their technique, and move towards stronger methods to impart their message. This could involve complete breakup of nations within the global matrix, internal warfare, or even warfare externally across borders. There are more step to take, and they will not be painless.

“To exercise change in the long-term, there may have to be some eggs broken to make that omelette. True change can only come from a clean slate, a purge of the old system, and ultimately global warfare. This is the only way the new world order will truly rise, because once the globe is purged of the excess, and the old problems, it can start afresh creating the system that does not need wars, forced migration, mass consumerism, pollution, or mass factory farming. Once this has been achieved, a controlled population will be assembled which will allow the much needed regeneration of the earth’s resources.”

20,000 Gamblers Make Migrant Caravan to Las Vegas Casino

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Marvin Rogers, 63, an avid gambler all his life has today joined a migrant caravan of 20,000 gamblers travelling from Carson City, Nevada to Las Vegas.

The distance of 466 miles has been crushing to many of the gamblers who are grossly obese, and have to have junk food snacks every fifteen minutes.

“We started at 6.30 am yesterday and we only got eight miles into the journey,” Pamela Bourdain, 38, told CBS local news.

The migrant caravan has taken the American press by surprise because it contains only Americans who are going to besiege Caesars Palace and demand luxury rooms for all, free meals, and no limits gambling purses.

“Blackjack and roulette, and a little bit of poker, then a sauna, some ladies of the night, some powder, and a large slap up meal in my room, then more gambling,” another gambler trudging along the highway told news reporters slobbering at the mouth at the very thought of it.

Along the route, many residents cheer the gamblers along, even throwing casino chips at them to spur them on to their destination.

President Trump, a seasoned gambler himself did not condone the migrant caravan of gamblers but made a joke about the convoy: “I do not condone a caravan of people walking on their feet to demand things from other people or nations, but I have ordered Stormy Daniels to be at her post in the casino so when the gamblers get there, she will have to service each and every one of them.”

When contacted, the management of Caesars Palace, were not sure how to counteract the news that the caravan was on its way to their casino.

“You’re saying that 20,000 gamblers in a walking migrant caravan are heading over here? You say they demand free meals, free gambling, free luxury suites and free prostitutes? Anselmo, come here right now. Get them Mexican boys to build a wall around the casino with gun turrets. Nothing is free in Vegas. Nothing!”

Chief spokesman for the gamblers caravan, Dwight Oros, was adamant that the gamblers convoy had every right to do what they are doing.

“We have every right to migrate in our thousands to anywhere we want and demand we get free food, free gambling chips, free luxury suites, and women. This is our right as humans, and nobody can stop us. We want our payday, we’re owed this goddammit!!”

UPDATE

As of 13.00 PDT today, the migrant convoy of gamblers will reach the outskirts of Las Vegas. As more news filters in, we will keep you updated.

Equality Minister: “Don’t Treat Mrs. May Any Differently to a Man”

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Equality minister, Maggie Dispersal, has warned Parliament of treating Mrs. May with “kid gloves”.

“She should receive the same treatment that men receive. What is all this baloney about limiting language or you’ll hurt her feelings. Men receive this kind of vitriolic language every day of their lives. Men get punched, kicked, abused, spat at, and demeaned in every media that exists today. Women wanted ‘equality’ well you better suck it up buttercup. You can’t just pick and choose which bits of equality you want and discard the nasty bits.”

Twisting the heated knife

The truth is that Theresa May is seeking to betray Britain by tying it in with the EU Customs Union, ECJ, and Single Market indefinitely, something she said she would not do in the Conservative Manifesto and which goes against any EU Referendum voter who voted to leave the EU on June, 23, 2016. Theresa May has effectively hijacked Brexit and ignored the people’s vote, and created her own Brexit in name only.

Besides other serious discrepancies like extending the ‘transition’ period by years or months, May has capitulated to every demand that the EU has thrown at her.

Theresa May, controlled by Olly Robbins, a key Remainer, and her Chancellor, Haw Haw Hammond, another key Remainer, as well as her Cabinet made up of Remainers and former Brexiteer turncoats, is massively bolstered within the Remain camp.

The Equalities Minister added: “No kid gloves with this prime minister. She knew what she was getting into when she was shoehorned into the job. Women want equality. Well fucking well deal with what men have to go through everyday of their lives. This is what true equality means. Take those gloves off, take the political knives out of their handles and have at her for her betrayal of Britain. This is not a picnic. This is war! We’re fighting for our country back from foreign parasitical forces for god’s sake!”

Marisa Papen the Free Form Natural Celebration of Beauty Over Restricted Religion

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When Marisa Papen graces her presence on a ‘holy religious’ site, she is bringing forth a message of freedom, of sensual nature, art, beauty and the timeless stance of the nude female form over restrictive, needless religious imprisonment.

Religion restricts the female form, it imprisons it in useless garments, and denigrates the beauty it exudes within the jail of religious dogma.

In Egypt, Marisa has been put in jail for her endeavours to enlighten the masses from their religious brainwashing, she is the ultimate female warrior, who elucidates the blind religious fanatics as they call for women to be imprisoned further through ancient rambling scriptures written by all male mystics high on mushrooms eons ago who were ultimately afraid of the female form and its sacred geometry.

Has it come to this, for this female warrior to invade the very ramparts of religious fervour with her body, just to prove a point about humanity’s proclivity to create nonsensical religious scriptures? If there is a deity worth worshipping, it is the clean bronzed outline of her perfectly formed ass and breasts delicately reclining on a carpet in a bazaar, or climbing an Israeli flag pole in Jerusalem.

Her latest sojourn entitled ‘Turkish Delight’ showcases a daring display of bush in the Hagia Sophia mosque, stretched out on the roof tiles of Istanbul, boating on the sunset filled Bosphorus, and cosying up on Turkish carpets, amongst many Helmut Newtonesque photographs, which if the DS was not under serious censorship and puritanical Victorian monopoly-tech-company controls would happily publish here right now.

The Ottomans were certainly not strangers to the nude female form, however any bush flashing in a mosque would certainly have been dealt with with a swift beheading. Regarding the current climate in Turkey today, she is lucky to have left the country unscathed.

Marisa’s own words about her Turkish trip when we asked her to explain some of the reasoning to her art were indeed illuminating.

“I believe religion has done more harm to this world than good. Wars are built upon religion.

“As for women, having to cover yourself up from head to toe is incredibly disempowering. I only wore this Burka for a few hours but I felt so imprisoned. The fact that their skin is never exposed to the sun…. Without sunlight there wouldn’t be life. Think about that..

“Of course, it’s easier for religious people to say in a state of denial, and just follow the book. But if everyone would start questioning and thinking for themselves, I believe we would come to the same conclusion. We are all the same and fighting about whose God is not going to help humanity any further.”

 

Marisa Papen has already been banned by Twitter but can be seen on Instagram or her website.

Indoctrinated Anti-Democratic EU NPCs March In London

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An estimated 700,000 EU NPCs have gathered in central London today.

The indoctrinated NPCs, all with the same EU placards all chanted the same thing over and over again.

When asked why they were marching, many did not actually know, and said simply that they were told to march by their programmers.

The EU ‘Non Player Characters’ marched from Park Lane towards Parliament Square where they stood chanting scripted programs given to them prior to the march.

“We wish to stay in an undemocratic EU, where we are told what to say, what to think and everything is dictated to us. We have been programmed to obey the EU since childhood, and we have taught our NPC children to obey without question too. The collectivist EU Fasci-communo construct denies our freedoms and sovereignty, and imprisons the country under an authoritarian political and economic jail where there is no escape. Fuck Freedom. Fuck democracy. Fuck privacy. Fuck sovereignty. Fuck individualism. Fuck Freedom! Fuck Freedom!” the EU NPCs all chanted without their own consent or knowledge.

Amongst the EU NPCs were a few MPs and celebrities who are in on the game, and are used by the programmers to bolster the deep indoctrination and EU programming.

“We are here to oversee that the NPCs do not wake up. They admire us, and when they see us, this triggers further EU programming in their indoctrinated minds, this is how we control the NPCs,” a celebrity who receives large EU payments for the Actors Guild told the BBC.

The NPCs, were cordoned by the police through their sheep pens, as they continued the march in orderly fashion all bleating the same mantras over and over again.

All in all, it was another successful show of how mass indoctrination and mind control can work in tandem with very convincing effects. We must thank the EU and their programmers for a very effective control system utilised on the mindless pliable useful-idiot NPCs.

America Uses Up Over 60% Earth’s Resources Makes Up Only 5% Global Population — This is Why the Migrant Caravan Comes

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We are in the midst of another humanitarian disaster threatening the West. Much like the migrant caravan that swept into Europe in 2015, we are now seeing the same phenomenon on the borders of the USA.

This time, the migrant caravan started from Honduras, travelling through Guatemala and now Mexico towards the USA.

The abyss dividing rich nations with poor is now only too evident globally, as many people see through the internet how the rich Westerners live their lives. The internet has been the catalyst for a true awakening, when previously those in Third World and Developing nations lived their lives in blissful ignorance. Now, they want what Americans have, and they are prepared to die trying to get across the U.S. border.

Who is to deny the plight of human desperation, the utter poverty these people are spawned from, and destined to die in as well?

America, the richest nation in the world, now headed by President Trump will have to make one of two decisions, as the millions in the migrant caravan makes its way closer to the border.

 

Shoot first, or take them in. This is a human invasion of misery and poverty, with women and children, but to let them all in will send an even bigger message, it will resonate throughout South America. Yes, you are all welcome, then the torrent will be unstoppable, and America will effectively be inundated.

No doubt, this migrant caravan, much like the EU migrant crisis in 2015, will define the presidency of Trump, because what he does now will be very important to elections, midterm, as well as general in 2020.

Obviously orchestrated, the migrant caravan is a last ditch effort by unseen forces to unseat Trump, and they’re using the plight of millions of people for their cynical gain. This method is always justified in the dog eat dog world of internal and external politics. However, America, as a sovereign nation has a right to defend its borders from invasion, whatever its form.

This human disaster waiting to happen is another symptom of overpopulation and needless breeding, which only creates misery, poverty, terror, and ultimately war. The other symptom, is the greed of the USA, which fuels its need to use up 60% of the earth’s resources whilst leaving others with nothing, it is the very success of America which may one day be its ultimate undoing.

Would the world be a better place if the USA disappeared tomorrow?

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The Impact Of A Hard Brexit On Trading

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As we all know Brexit is one of the biggest political events to take place in the UK across a few decades. The relationship of Britain with European Unions has been unsure since Brexit and its impact on the Forex market and other global markets is also unclear. Although no matter the impact there is certainly going to be a long lasting effect.

GBP Perspective:

Due to the surprising events of Brexit the Pound Sterling has suffered. It was predicted that because of the country’s high debt situation the exit from the European Union would ultimately mean that the UK would be failing to pay its loans. Fortunately the Forex market is stable and wasn’t dramatically affected by the exit. Traders have to keep a close on eye on their investments and for opportunities.

Brexit effect on markets:

The UK has about 44% of its exports that go to the European Union and 7% of the European Union’s trade is made up of the UK’s exports. But the effect of a Brexit would mean that the trade would decrease considerably. It’s highly likely that both the EU and the UK would experience a financial slump. However, it is precisely in these situations that anyone involved with CFD trading at brokers like City Index, can prosper and hopefully see profit.

Forex:

The pound sterling is likely to fall considerably if Britain does end up moving towards a hard Brexit. The Euro could also possibly suffer because of the huge economic shock but the dollar could benefit and increase should investors look to invest their money in a protected economy. This can present an opportunity for Forex traders as they look to take advantage of sharp movements in the markets.

Stocks:

On the basis of stocks you need to be confident precisely which companies and industries are most likely to be negatively affected by tariffs, border checks and service regulations. The EU tariffs are extremely high when it comes to agricultural products, clothing, vehicles, food and tobacco.

Furthermore, when assessing border checks it is inevitable that changes in protocol here are most likely adversely affect manufactured goods which include electronics, cosmetics, perfume and sports equipment. This sentiment is also true when it comes to services such as airlines, transportation businesses and financial services, where the main fear is how EU regulations will affect the business.

Commodities:

A hard Brexit could have different effects on investors. Investors could seize the opportunity to invest in safe and secure assets; this would ultimately mean that the price of valuable metals such as gold and silver could rise. There is bound to be a decrease in demand which means that there will be an increase in inflation.

The impact of a hard Brexit is clearly going to have a strong effect on trading but this means that traders or rather investors need to make smart decisions and be wise with what they invest in. With safe and smart decisions those who trade could ensure that they are not affected by a hard Brexit.

Arc Champion Enable Favourite to Add Breeders Cup Turf Success

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John Gosden’s supremely talented four-year-old Enable made headlines when going to France and upsetting the party, connections returning from Longchamp with the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe trophy tucked away in their hand luggage.

The champion was driven home by jockey Frankie Dettori in stunning fashion, scoring off a starting price of even money, a chasing pack led by Sea of Class and Cloth of Stars biting away at her heels. Despite weakening in the closing stages, the victor held on to bank the €2,857,000 prize pot.


Success on French soil over 1 ½ mile continued Enable’s fine recent form, having appeared in the winner’s enclosure at Kempton a month previously, landing the Group 3 September Stakes when 8/15 jolly, beating Crystal Ocean into second.

The hat-trick is now on and handlers are aiming high with a trip to Churchill Downs for the Breeders Cup World Championships planned. The latest betting at https://www.paddypower.com/horse-racing has Enable marked as favourite to win the Breeders Cup Turf on Saturday 3 November with 4/6 the most recent offer.

The fact she’s amongst the shortest prices in one of the biggest horse racing meetings of the year explains exactly what traders think of the British invader.

It’s little wonder the money men are desperate to keep her close as her credentials include, as well as the Arc, Group 1 races the Oaks, Irish Oaks, King George VI & Queen Elizabeth Stakes and the Yorkshire Oaks according to https://www.racingpost.com/profile/horse/1236333/enable/form. As far as a run of form towards Kentucky goes it doesn’t get any better. That’ll ensure it’s not just the British pounds supporting Enable as she bids for a place in the history books.

For as talented as Gosden’s pride and joy is, backing odds-on shots at the big meetings isn’t for everyone so there will be plenty happy to take a chance and oppose the fav with something at a bigger price. The main danger, according to the trading floor, is Roaring Lion who can be backed at 7/2.

The three-year-old grey colt is another out of the Gosden yard and is another who carries bags of confidence thanks to a strong recent run of results. Last spotted winning the Irish Champion Stakes at Leopardstown beneath the ride of Oisin Murphy in September, that accolade now sits in the trophy cabinet alongside the Juddmonte International Stakes, Coral-Eclipse and Dante Stakes.

Further down the pecking order, we find Crystal Ocean for Sir Michael Stoute at 6/1. A winner of the Group 2 Hardwicke Stakes at Ascot in the summer before finding only one too good in the King George VI & Queen Elizabeth Stakes and September Stakes, ending 3 ½ lengths off Enable in the latter.

There’s more of a price to be had if trusting your stake to Talismatic who stands out at an easy to love 12/1. The five-year-old colt hasn’t won in two tries since August, as his form shows http://www.attheraces.com/form/horse/Talismanic/GB/2890619 but his last success shouldn’t be easily overlooked, coming in the Group 3 Gontaut-biron Stakes around Deauville.

5 Ways For Journalists to Survive Visiting a Saudi Consulate

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The sad demise of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi when he entered the Saudi consulate in Istanbul has prompted many journos to come up with some innovative ways to avoid certain death when entering a Saudi consulate.

  1. Only ever enter a Saudi consulate with a full camera crew. At least this way, if a hit squad member takes out a bone saw and tries to chop off your leg, there will be a crew of five or so press people to either deter the attacker by filming or fight him off.
  2. Alternatively, dump the camera crew mentioned earlier, and opt for a full squad of mercenaries armed to the teeth. If you are then greeted by a grinning Saudi with a bone saw and injection, just click your fingers and duck. After the shooting stops, simply fill in the necessary forms you came to fill, and leave.
  3. Enter the Saudi consulate wearing a full set of Medieval armour. This way, if a Saudi hit squad member tries to dismember you he will be shit out of luck. Don’t forget to bring a broadsword with you to defend yourself with.
  4. Hire a tank for the day. When outside, shoot a few volleys into the front of the consulate, or simply drive through to the office where you have to fill in the forms. If you are applying for a Visa, don’t forget to present your passport and additional ID through the tank’s hatch.
  5. Lastly, possibly the simplest of solutions. Never deal with Saudi journalistic ventures, and if you are a Saudi national, never write anything critical of the brutal regime.

This year alone 44 journalists have been killed worldwide. From 1992 – 2018, 1323 journalists have been killed and 262 journalists imprisoned in 2017, mostly in Turkey.