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Casino Wagering Requirements – What Is It and How to Meet Them?

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Casino Wagering Requirements – What Is It and How to Meet Them?

Online casinos offer a wide array of bonus offers for new and existing players. Offers surface regularly to grant players several benefits when they play online. It is a boon for any player. Online casinos provide them as a way to attract new players to sign up and deposit money. But they are also used to retain their existing members.

However, the bonuses come with some wagering requirements that you need to meet. Even the best no deposit bonus has a set of betting guidelines that must be satisfied.

But what is a wagering requirement?

It is the number of times you must play the bonus before you can withdraw your wins from the reward. Most bonuses have several conditions that you need to suffice, besides the wagering requirements. Unfortunately, some players failed to comprehend these requirements. As a result, they get frustrated and they vouch to never use the online casino again.

Wagering requirements are vital for online casinos to stay in the business. They do not just give their investment away. Players must help these casinos to thrive by fulfilling the wagering requirements.

These requirements also exist to meet the anti-money laundering regulations. Without these requirements, criminals can easily withdraw their illegal money.

How to Meet the Wagering Requirements?

The only way for you to meet the requirements is to play and use the bonus. If the casino bonus is free money, make sure to spread your bet across lucrative slot machines.

These machines typically have high minimum bets but they do give generous payouts. Playing these machines with your free money will help you meet the requirements while you win huge payout.

Then, make sure that you play the bonus on machines with several bonus features. These features will boost your chances of increasing your overall bet.

Some wagering requirements can be unreasonable. That is, they have high betting requirements and should be fulfilled within a short period. Other casinos will require you to use the bonus on limited games. In that case, you cannot choose a game that has lucrative payouts.

Hence, to avoid these frustrations, make sure to read the following tips.

Know the Guidelines Before Making a Commitment

Most bonuses have corresponding wagering requirements. Remember, though, that not all bonuses are the same.

Before you claim the bonus from a casino site, make sure to read the fine print. That is, go through its terms and conditions to know the wagering requirements of the bonus.

With enough knowledge, you can make an informed decision before you claim the bonus.

Monitor Your Progress

After knowing the wagering requirements, do not sign up yet. Instead, you must do the math first. It is just a simple mental calculation on how much you must bet to satisfy the conditions.

Consider writing it down to help you easily monitor your progress. It will also assist you in remembering how much more you need to wager so you can fulfill the guidelines without any trouble.

Check the Other Terms and Conditions

Do not just focus on the wagering requirement. Keep in mind that it is just one of the many guidelines that you need to meet before you can finally withdraw your win from the casino bonus.

The guidelines would include the time limits and games allowed. Some online casinos have a different set of guidelines for a particular casino bonus. For that reason, it is ideal that you check the general terms and conditions and the rules associated with the online casino bonus.

Finding a Wager-Free Bonus

If you do not like meeting wagering requirements, you could search online casino bonuses without any betting requirements associated with them. However, they are rare.

If you found one, the casino bonus might have some other strict guidelines that are more rigorous than the wagering requirements. Hence, it is vital to weigh your options before committing to anything.

Those wager-free casino bonuses are excellent, though. The reason for this is that you can easily withdraw your wins after they have been credited to your account.

Play Games with 100% Weighting

Some games might not contribute in full to your bonus betting requirement. Rather, they only have certain participation. Several bonuses have standard game weightings. That’s why you must read the terms of every promo to verify.

Suppose you wish to play on a slot machine that contributes $5 for every $100 bet for the wagering requirement. Now, if the betting requirement is $1000 and you bet $100, the remaining number of betting is $1,995.

That said, it is best to use the casino bonus on a game with 100% weighting. In that way, it will be easier for you to meet the requirements and withdraw your wins. Most of the Novomatic free slots online have 100% weighting. However, it still depends on the online casino that you prefer.

You must consider that casinos can set any wagering requirements as they see fit. If you cannot find any betting requirements, never assume that the casino bonus does not have a corresponding betting guideline. If you cannot find anything, contact the online casino support team to verify.

Extinction Rebellion Protest is About Population Control

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Extinction Rebellion Protest is About Population Control

The cold hard truth about the Extinction Rebellion protest in Central London is that it is about population control.

The planet cannot take this population increase anymore and something has to be done.

Extinction protesters need to lead the march to reducing the global population by sterilising themselves immediately, aborting their pregnancies and embracing euthanasia on their numbers.

Global pollution and societal misery, as well as loss of earth’s finite resources are a problem of unfettered mass breeding of humans, especially in the Third World but also concerns the West where the mass influx of globalist migratory forces have taken wind.

This unfettered mass breeding only creates misery, poverty, terrorism, war and famine. It must therefore be stopped, through any means possible. Extinction Rebellion protesters are right in bringing this problem to the fore and its need for urgency.

The median estimate for future growth sees the world population reaching 8.6 billion in 2030, 9.8 billion in 2050 and 11.2 billion by 2100.

Overpopulation

How to effectively reduce the global population?

  1. Education: Populations of humans must be educated to breed responsibly. Globally, a single or no child policy should be implemented at the most.
  2. Abortion: Women globally should be given the right to abort pregnancies and encouraged financially to do so.
  3. Sterilisation: Populations who are encouraged to sterilisation should be given financial incentives. These incentives work most in areas of extreme poverty.
  4. War: Military means of population reduction are messy and destroy the environment. This is a very effective way of reducing populations however the action must be global to really work. Conventional war is obviously preferred over complete nuclear destruction.
  5. Pandemic: Already mass swathes of Africa are infected by Ebola and AIDS, but this is not enough. There needs to be a virus that propagates quickly, lies dormant for a few weeks or months so it can be spread globally via air travel, and be so deadly that no cure is found easily for effective population reduction.
  6. Natural disaster: As effective as volcanoes and earthquakes are, they are not reliable and too infrequent.
  7. Space travel: The future may be one of interstellar travel, in that case, simply export billions of people into space to colonise other earth-like planets.

Surpopulation

The effect of excessive population growth on economic development and social progress, impacts on internal stability in overcrowded underdeveloped countries and is a crucial statistical element to the immense problems the globe faces.

Reducing the global population will save vital finite resources, and will allow the earth’s resources to replenish naturally.

 

Architect’s New Vision For Notre Dame Revealed

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Architect’s New Vision For Notre Dame Revealed

After the tragic destruction of much of the Notre Dame cathedral by fire, the monument will finally be brought back to life.

Thanks to the donations of France’s billionaires, who have donated over a billion euros to the project, the new vision will reflect France, and especially Paris in the dawn of a new age.

Rebirth

“France has changed since the Middle Ages. Where the Notre Dame used to serve as a symbol of French nationalism, the country has profoundly moved towards a more dynamic Internationalist globalist state. France is not France anymore — it is the EU,” chief architect, Sinan Masood revealed in Le Figaro.

The new design will still keep elements of the old cathedral but there will be four minarets and a dome. The twin towers housing the bells will still stand for historic significance.

“Paris will hear the bells, but also the call to prayer, the Muezzin. There will be no French flags allowed near the cathedral, only EU flags,” Minister of the Interior, Jean Baptiste said on Thursday.

As plans develop further, more information will be revealed.

Study: People Feel Better When All Their Smart Devices Are Charged

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Study: People Feel Better When All Their Smart Devices Are Charged

Having all your smart devices with a full charge is the key to feeling good in the modern age, a new study has found.

Conducted over a period of ten years, the University of Wichita study aimed to find out what creates stress and happiness amongst the population.

“If you have a full charge on your iPad, iPod, iPhone, Android phone, lap top, smart watch, fitness watch, digital SLR camera, gopro camera, portable bluetooth speakers, digital radio, smart GPS watch, bluetooth headset, smart glasses, smart headband, wireless smart earphones, smart portable digital assistant and all the other smart devices you own and cannot function without daily, then you are in a good mood, but if you forget to charge just one of these things or it’s low on juice, then the serotonin levels in the brain are affected and a great depression comes over you. This is the reality, and can affect the rest of your day,” Miles Rudrick, a professor of social psychology revealed in the new study.

One man who owns over 70 smart devices and cannot live without each device, has a usb charging port hub that includes over 100 charging points.

“Every morning I have to check if all my devices charged properly during the night. This initial check takes over an hour. I then have to put these various devices on my wrist or in my bag before I go to work. This process can sometimes take over an hour as well. If I find that any device during the day is running short on power I panic, and get very depressed, especially if I’m somewhere where there are no usb charging points. I always carry with me at least 200 usb 3 charging cables, just in case some are faulty and twenty banks of 10,000MAH portable powerbanks.”

The key to happiness it seems is being charged up, so for this reason alone, many are also including portable powerbanks in their repertoire, although this may add weight, for the sake of staying joyful in digital bliss, they are an essential item.

Anti-Semite Theresa May Joins Corbyn’s Labour Inner Circle With Gruesome Initiation

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Anti-Semite Theresa May Joins Corbyn’s Labour Inner Circle With Gruesome Initiation

At first she condemned Jeremy Corbyn and his anti-semitic Labour party, but now Theresa May is working with the same people she previously condemned as anti-semitic.

Theresa May’s decision to extend the hand of friendship to “anti Semitic far left Marxist” Jeremy Corbyn is a “fundamental betrayal” of the British people, but it doesn’t end there, it is reported the PM has now gone and joined the Labour anti-semite inner circle with a tattoo on her lower back to commemorate her allegiance to anti-semitism and Jeremy Corbyn.

May joins Labour inner circle

“May has not only legitimised Corbyn by actively working with him, but now condones anti-semitism and Marxism by having a tattoo on her back depicting the arches of Auschwitz,” a disgusted parliamentarian commented.

Theresa May’s joining with the Labour party and Jeremy Corbyn is a monumental failure of leadership and her new tattoo is a symbol of joining the heart of Corbyn’s Labour.

The PM was told on the third meeting with Jeremy Corbyn that she had to go through a special ritual to show her true commitment to the cause. This involves having a tattoo on the lower back with the words “Arbeit Macht Frei” or in English “Work Sets You Free”.

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Arbeit macht frei is a German phrase meaning “work sets you free”. The slogan is known for appearing on the entrance of Auschwitz and other Nazi concentration camps

All Corbynistas are required to have the tattoo simply because of its anti-semitic symbolism and signals the entrance into the Jeremy Corbyn inner circle.

One can imagine, maybe with a little vomit coming up, the PM’s husband Philip May turning her over in bed for some back action and seeing the words emblazoned all over her lower back. Indeed it will be hard work doing the dirty deed on that thing.

Condemnation

“This shows a profound level of desperation and betrayal for everything that Britain stands for by consorting with a known anti-semite who even spied for the Russians in the 1980s. On this point alone, Theresa May is breaking protocol on national security and endangering Britain,” a security service adviser revealed.

For the good of the country, Theresa May must be ousted as she has chosen to go rogue and consort with the enemy. It is fundamental that the Conservative hierarchy tell her to leave her position or have her taken care of for putting the nation in severe peril.

Corbyn, who is a great admirer of Josef Stalin, the former Soviet Russian dictator, is not bothered by criticisms of his endorsement of a brutal butcher who was responsible for more than 20 million deaths including much of Russia’s Jewish citizens during his terrible reign.

Currently, the PM is defiant to any sort of comment about her affiliation with Jeremy Corbyn and is so enamoured by him, she is even thinking of having a second tattoo on her left breast of the Labour leader himself, a tit, to mark a tit. Tit for tat.

Joe Biden Resumes Role as One of Nation’s Top Creeps

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Joe Biden Resumes Role as One of Nation’s Top Creeps

On the cusp of an expected White House run, creepy Joe Biden is returning to a familiar role this week as the one of the nation’s top creeps.

The former vice president will speak Tuesday at the funeral of his own campaign manager, Fritz Fuckenheimer, sniffmate and friend. The tribute will add to the already memorable creepies Biden has provided for everyone from Barack Obama to Nancy Pelosi’s three thousandth facelift, reflecting his status as the go-to man to speak about the legacies of Washington’s all-time ass wipes.

But his presence at Fuckenheimer’s funeral also underscores Biden’s unique — and complicated — role in American politics in 2019. It’s a reminder of his decades-long creepy presence on Capitol Hill at a time when some Democratic activists are putting a premium on the usual young whacked out Marxists.

In the run-up to a widely expected presidential campaign, it’s these types of creepy connections that Biden thinks make him stand out as a stabilising figure in hyper-tension and neck rubbing. It’s not only sniffing 13-year-old girls, but also about connecting with older generations by nipple rubbing or talking about cock rings at congressional ceremonies that counts.

Those close to him see his creepy dripping tongue as an example of the unifying role Biden can play in polarising times.

“He grew up with these people. He learned from them, he came to become a creep with them,” said Budd Nipring, Biden’s chief speechwriter in the first term of the Obama administration. “Republican or Democrat didn’t matter. They were all living it together in the creep zone.”

Politics aside, Biden is known as a poignant perverted creep. Those close to him say that’s because he’s someone who enjoys long lingering days in shopping malls going from one shoe shop to another sniffing and licking women’s shoes.

“There’s a politician way of delivering a sniff, and a more human way of delivering a a long lingering wet lick to the back of some unsuspecting woman’s neck,” said Jon Felcker, a speechwriter for former President Barack Obama. “Joe Biden’s sniffs are as dog like as they come, and I suspect that he connects so well with people when he gets up close, like, real close.”

Surely This is the Best Actor the World Has Ever Seen

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Surely This is the Best Actor the World Has Ever Seen

Here at the Daily Squib, we have been at a loss of words, reason and satirical congress when confronted with the above video of possibly the greatest actor that has ever lived.

The video depicts a grown man literally crying in awe and joy over the new Star Wars trailer.

We suspect this man works for the Disney corp. and this is some kind of viral advertising marketing scheme that is tricking millions of people to pay attention to the new film which will be released in December.

Who is this guy? Is he not the best actor that has graced the screen? He is way beyond Olivier, and shits on De Niro.

All we know is, he is booked into a hotel. That’s it.

If anyone knows who the guy is, please make it known on our Twitter page: https://twitter.com/DAILYSQUIB

Farewell to Our Lady Notre Dame

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Farewell to Our Lady Notre Dame

Today is a sad day for the beating heart of Paris, the magnificent gothic architecture of the Notre Dame has succumbed to a huge fire.

This priceless 850-year-old artefact has been gutted by fire, the beautiful rose windows now cracked and blackened by the intense heat.

The three rose windows, are among the most famous features of the cathedral. The west rose window, over the portals, was the first and smallest of the roses in Notre-Dame. It is 9.6 meters in diameter, and was made in about 1225, with the pieces of glass set in a thick circular stone frame. None of the original glass remains in this window; it was recreated in the 19th century.

The north rose was created in about 1250, and the south rose in about 1260. The south rose in the transept is particularly notable for its size and artistry. It is 12.9 meters in diameter; with the claire-voie surrounding it, a total of 19 meters. It was given to the Cathedral by King Louis IX of France, known as Saint Louis.

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South rose window in Notre dame cathedral, Paris, France

The south rose has 94 medallions, arranged in four circles, depicting scenes from the life of Christ and those who witnessed his time on earth. The inner circle has twelve medallions showing the twelve apostles. The next two circles depict celebrated martyrs and virgins. The fourth circle shows twenty angels, as well as saints important to Paris, notably Saint Denis, Margaret the Virgin with a dragon, and Saint Eustace. The third and fourth circles also have some depictions of Old Testament subjects. The third circle has some medallions with scenes from the New Testament Gospel of Matthew which date from the last quarter of the 12th century. These are the oldest glass in the window.

Notre Dame interior

The cathedral is considered to be one of the finest examples of French Gothic architecture. The innovative use of the rib vault and flying buttress, the enormous and colorful rose windows, and the naturalism and abundance of its sculptural decoration all set it apart from earlier Romanesque architecture.

The cathedral was begun in 1160 and largely completed by 1260, though it was modified frequently in the following centuries.

Today, Monday, April 15, is truly a sad day to see such an iconic piece of architecture destroyed.

The cathedral has survived much disaster during the centuries, including being gutted during the French Revolution and damaged by the Huguenots in 1548, but much of the glorious Gothic architecture was added by Eugene Viollet-le-Duc, in the 19th century.

It is not clear whether the cathedral will survive such a fire, especially as the priceless carvings, windows and internal art, organ, have been destroyed.

The religious aspect of the cathedral is irrelevant, only the historical and architectural relevance is important, and its contribution to artistry. The Catholic religion will unfortunately survive, even when their churches burn down.

The fire destroying such a historical building is almost symbolic of the current president Emmanuel Macron’s presidency and will certainly be part of his legacy of extreme failure.

Could Bingo do with a Rebrand?

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Could Bingo do with a Rebrand?

Although it is one of the most popular and iconic games in the United Kingdom, ask anyone the average age of a bingo player and you’d expect most, if not all, to say that the average age is somewhere in the 70s.

But thanks to the rise in online bingo, such as sites like Paddy Power Bingo, the average age of players has dropped to the early 60s already. That said, if bingo is to continue to progress into a popular game amongst the younger generation, does it need to rebrand itself?

Taking advantage of technological advancements

If bingo is to remain one of the most popular games in the UK, then technology will need to be embraced. In the same way that live casinos work to provide a more realistic casino experience than the traditional online casinos, online bingo needs to move away from the computerised bingo rooms and instead look into developing live bingo games.

This will not only continue to help players play at their own convenience but, by hiring bingo callers with fun and quirky personalities, you can attract even more people to the game. It is these sorts of advancements that will prolong the life of bingo and ensure that bingo halls, both brick and mortar and online, continue to thrive in an ever-competitive market.

Bingo hall revamp

Let’s be honest here, bingo halls always appear to be something of a rundown room that has seen better days, a bit like the traditional players. But with a younger audience starting to become engaged with the game, bingo halls need to update themselves if they are to lure in and keep hold of these new, younger customers.

The revival of the much loved game could be entirely dependent on the modernisation of bingo halls. They too could take advantage of technological advancements, by introducing bingo machines inside the hall, allowing people to socialise in person while also playing with a more technologically advanced bingo card.

Bingo call revamp

It’s not just the halls that could do with a major revamp, but it’s also the bingo calls. Although there are the classics like “Two fat ladies – 88” and “Two little ducks – 22”, it might be time to retire some and bring in some new bingo lingo for the youth of today.

So many of the calls would be lost on most people of this generation, like “Doctor’s Orders – number nine” which is in reference to a laxative pill given out by doctors in the armed forces during World War Two, which was named ‘Number Nine’.

Another of the weird ones that could do with an update is “The Lawnmower – number 14” which was given its name because the original lawnmower had a 14-inch blade. I’m sure most young people neither know nor care about these sorts of calls, and updating them to represent the modern era would be a great way to keep people hooked.

Can it survive?

Bingo has suffered from a drop in numbers over the past few decades, but with a reduction in tax on bingo halls, they have been given the chance to flourish. Of course, it’s not without its troubles. But as we’ve outlined here, if they can rebrand certain elements of both online and offline bingo, there’s no reason why the new generation can’t embrace it as much as previous generations.

Who’s On for the Europa League Crown?

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Who’s On for the Europa League Crown?

And so, the Europa League has come down to four.

It may be regarded as Europe’s secondary crown, but for the four teams involved – all of whom are facing their own precarious races for the European spots domestically – it represents an opportunity for a major trophy and, perhaps most importantly, a pathway into the Champions League next season.

Here, we’ll dissect who is best placed to lift the Europa League crown in Baku come 29 May.

It’d be difficult to look past the two English teams remaining in Chelsea and Arsenal, a feeling supported by the Europa League winner odds on Betfair. Before recent periods of transition, these two could realistically be considered European heavyweights, with Chelsea lifting the Champions League and Europa League consecutively in 2012 and 2013, and their London neighbours qualifying for the Champions League knockout stages for 15 straight seasons.

Both are struggling to find any consistency in their head-to-head race for the top four in the Premier League, but are both now presented an alternate route that may offer less resistance.

Chelsea, quietly confident that they are deserving of a higher competition, have certainly found the Europa League comfortable thus far. Where their league form has stuttered under the unfamiliar reigns of Maurizio Sarri, they have enjoyed an unbeaten streak in Europe that has also seen them score 30 goals.

If they are to progress to the final, it is clear that competition top scorer Olivier Giroud – so infrequently used domestically – will play a pivotal role. His ten goals have been representative of a team that have appeared incredibly relaxed in the competition, seemingly utilising it as an outlet of the pressure that often seems to restrict them back home.

 

Excepting an off-day in the semi-finals, the Blues must be confident in their ability to reach Baku, given the strength in depth that their European campaign has demonstrated so far, with impressive performances from previously second-tier players like Giroud, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Callum Hudson-Odoi and Emerson Palmieri.

To get there, however, they will at least need to overcome an Eintracht Frankfurt side that have risen from a shaky start to now be in serious contention for their first silverware in 30 years. Sitting at the edge of the Champions League qualification places in the Bundesliga, Adi Hutter’s side have utilised their two prodigious talents in attacked – Luka Jovic and Sebastien Haller – to ruthless effect.

They know that in terms of both squad strength and European pedigree, they are the minnows at this stage.

However, weaker teams than themselves have ridden waves of euphoria to finals before and, with the ominous threat of their talents being picked off this summer, there may be hope that sheer determination could allow them to surprise their West London opponents.

On the other side of the draw, the tie rests on finer margins.

Arsenal demonstrated poise in overcoming quarter-final opponents Napoli so efficiently but, with the echoes of Arsene Wenger seemingly ringing still, retain an ability to find trouble where none was expected.

Despite a team filled with quality – particularly in the attacking talents of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Alexandre Lacazette, Aaron Ramsey and co. – their defensive frailties have seen them look vulnerable both domestically and in previous rounds.

Depending on which Arsenal turn up on any given evening, it would be possible to see them both cruise to the final or be knocked out in dramatic circumstances.

The problem for Unai Emery’s inconsistent side is that they will be coming up against a Valencia team who are very much finding their form.

Marcelino Garcia Toral’s side have won seven of their last 11 league games – including an impressive win over Real Madrid – and may serve here as the competition dark horses. In their centenary year, they have developed a formula that means they are incredibly difficult to beat but with an attacking dynamism that has seen them rise to sixth in a very competitive La Liga.

English hubris may suggest it’ll be an all-London final and, without doubt, both Chelsea and Arsenal should be confident. As is ever the case in this competition however, surprises are always around the corner when guards are dropped and, in Valencia and Frankfurt, they come up against true emerging talents amongst the European elite.

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