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EU Funding Russian War on Ukraine With Vast Phosphorus Imports

The EU is funding Russia’s war on Ukraine as the European Union bloc continues to import phosphorus from Russian mines. A new analysis by Swedish environmental company Ragn-Sells shows that phosphorus imports from Russia reached around €500 million in the first half of 2025 – an increase of more than 30 percent compared to the same period last year.

“It is deeply troubling that the EU has become more dependent on phosphorus from Russian mines,” says Pär Larshans, Chief Sustainability Officer at the Ragn-Sells Group. ”If Europe is serious about building resilience and safeguarding its food security, we must stop relying on imported raw materials and start recovering the phosphorus we already have in our wastewater.”

Phosphorus is an essential element for producing mineral fertilisers and animal feed. Today, nearly all the phosphorus used in the EU comes from mines outside the Union – primarily in Russia and Morocco.

Between January and June 2025, businesses in EU countries bought various types of phosphorus fertiliser and phosphate from Russia worth around €500 million, according to preliminary data from the European Commission. This represents an increase of more than 30 percent compared to the same period last year.

“Closing the loop on phosphorus is not just about the environment – it’s about European security and competitiveness. No phosphorus means no food. We must start treating phosphorus as the strategic resource it truly is,” says Pär Larshans.

Ragn-Sells’ innovation company EasyMining has developed a technology that recovers over 90 percent of the phosphorus in sewage sludge ash, producing RevoCaP – a high-purity, recycled calcium phosphate that can replace imported phosphorus.

The European Commission recently approved the use of products like RevoCaP as fertiliser in organic farming. But outdated BSE-era rules still ban its use in animal feed, despite modern processes removing the original risk.

“As long as this ban remains in place, there’s a real risk that the technology will be exported outside the EU. By simply updating an outdated annex in the feed legislation, the EU could unlock a green billion-euro industry, close the phosphorus loop, and boost European competitiveness,” says Pär Larshans.

Hamas Hoard Tonnes of Food in Gaza’s Underground Tunnels

For Hamas, the Palestinian people are mere fodder. They are a means to exact their well-funded campaigns against Israel, and to this end, to garner large funds for their bank accounts.

While the cannon fodder civilian Palestinians starve above ground, the mass of tunnels and storage rooms underground are overflowing with food.

The Hamas terrorists have so much food that they even make videos boasting of their delightful bounty. One could postulate, they are taunting not only the hated Israelis, but the very Palestinians in Gaza who champion them.

If a starving Palestinian needs to eat, all he needs to do is dig underneath his feet into the tunnels, and there he will find plenty of food. Maybe they can borrow a few shovels from the Hamas-supporting far-leftist useful idiots in the UK.

The Great Solar Land Grab: How England’s Countryside Is Being Sacrificed in the Name of Green Energy

A quiet but sweeping transformation is underway across rural England. Beneath the banner of climate progress, hundreds of thousands of acres of the nation’s most fertile and biodiverse land are now under imminent threat.

A new analysis by the Stop Oversized Solar campaign reveals that the scale of solar power development in the UK is far more extensive and alarming than the government has admitted.

At stake is not merely the view from a village lane, the babbling brooks, the ancient oak forests or the fate of a few fields, but the future of our farmland, wildlife habitats, and the character of the countryside itself.

Eco-Suicide

“Mad” Ed Miliband and his grotesque eco-zealot Net Zero crusade will destroy hundreds of thousands of acres of England’s countryside.

According to the campaign’s findings, some 655,000 acres of cropland, an area equivalent to the entire county of Derbyshire, are currently targeted for solar development. This figure dwarfs the claims made by the Department for Energy Security and Net Zero (DESNZ), which has insisted that even the most ambitious solar expansion scenarios would affect less than one percent of UK agricultural land.

In reality, the solar pipeline now threatens to consume nearly three percent of it, with an astonishing five percent of the nation’s cropland marked for transformation into vast industrial energy farms.

Killing off fertile farmland

Much of this land lies in the UK’s agricultural heartlands: Lincolnshire, Cambridgeshire, Norfolk, and Yorkshire.

In some areas, such as Lincolnshire, a county long considered part of the country’s “breadbasket”, solar proposals are targeting up to nine percent of local farmland.

These figures are not theoretical; they represent actual planning applications, many of them well advanced. The implications are profound.

At a time when the UK already imports 40% of its food, sacrificing such an immense area of productive farmland for solar panels risks deepening our dependence on overseas supplies while undermining food security for decades to come.

Enablers of ecological destruction

This unprecedented shift has been quietly enabled by a significant policy change at DESNZ. Originally, the government’s Clean Power 2030 plan set separate targets for rooftop and ground-mounted solar schemes, with a preference for distribution-based projects like rooftop arrays on warehouses, car park canopies, and community installations.

But in April 2025, following a sustained lobbying campaign by solar developers, many of them backed by international investors, those separate targets were scrapped. In their place is a single-unified system that overwhelmingly favours large-scale, land-hungry solar farms, officially known as Nationally Significant Infrastructure Projects (NSIPs).

These NSIPs are no modest rural interventions. The Cleve Hill Solar Park in Kent, the only NSIP currently operational, spans 900 acres, yet it is among the smallest of what’s to come.

The average scheme now in the pipeline is approximately 2,000 acres, and one proposal exceeds 7,000. Each of these schemes has the footprint of an international airport and typically requires a minimum 40–60-year operating lifespan.

While developers often tout them as temporary, research by soil scientists, including studies commissioned by ADAS, suggests that such developments cause long-term, often irreversible, damage to soil structure and fertility, making eventual reversion to agriculture highly unlikely.

The government’s justification for this strategic pivot is rooted in its renewable energy targets. But even this rationale falters under scrutiny.

The UK’s solar power output is staggeringly inefficient: despite 17.8GW of installed capacity, the average output is just 1.77GW — equating to a meagre 9.9% yield. The World Bank ranks the UK 229th out of 230 countries for solar generation potential, yet Britain is now an outlier in its aggressive push to cover farmland with solar panels.

France, Italy and Germany ban solar development on agricultural land

Nations like France and Italy have taken steps to ban or restrict solar development on agricultural land, while Germany has sited its largest solar farms on former mines and airfields, none exceeding 600 acres. The UK’s approach stands in stark contrast.

The environmental costs extend beyond food production. The industrialisation of the countryside through mega solar installations fragments wildlife habitats, disrupts migration corridors, and displaces native species.

Once it’s gone – it’s gone forever

The hedgerows, meadows, and quiet, ecologically rich spaces that define rural England are being replaced with sterile grids of glass and metal. With so much land converted to energy production, biodiversity suffers and rural character is erased.

Inefficient and unsustainable

Ironically, this land grab proceeds even as the very systems needed to accommodate the additional solar power falter. The National Energy System Operator (NESO) has warned that grid connection queues are already oversubscribed.

In fact, the current solar pipeline totals 131GW, nearly double the government’s 2035 target of 70GW. During peak summer months, NESO has had to order solar sites to switch off due to oversupply, compensating developers for energy that is never used. With limited battery storage capacity, most systems store power for just a few hours, this oversaturation will likely lead to even more waste and higher curtailment payments.

Worse still, the reallocation of grid access to favour massive transmission-scale projects has sidelined smaller, local schemes. Thousands of rooftop solar proposals on retail parks, industrial buildings, car parks, and in community settings are now at risk of being crowded out—despite being highlighted as a priority in DESNZ’s own Solar Roadmap, published as recently as June 2025. This so-called “rooftop revolution” is being eclipsed by industrial-scale land-take, enabled by policy reversals and backroom lobbying.

STOP OVERSIZED SOLAR

Professor Tony Day, a spokesperson for Stop Oversized Solar, captures the frustration shared by many in rural communities.

“The more solar capacity we install, the more we rely on an unreliable source of energy. It’s much more logical to prioritise local schemes like rooftop arrays or car park canopies instead of blanketing good farmland with inefficient solar panels. Yet these are the very schemes now being squeezed out.”

This is not a question of being anti-renewables. It is a call for intelligent planning, proportion, and protection of the landscape. The industrial-scale solar schemes now being waved through do not represent green energy at its best. They represent an unsustainable and ill-considered reconfiguration of our countryside — driven not by need, but by developer interest and political expediency.

The campaign’s warning is stark: England is sleepwalking into a transformation of its rural landscape on a scale not seen since the Enclosure Acts of the 18th century.

What is being lost: productive farmland, vital habitats, and the pastoral identity of England itself may never be reclaimed.

If sustainability is truly the goal, then sacrificing our best land for the least efficient form of renewable energy is not progress. It’s a mistake we may not be able to undo. The great solar land grab will ensure Britain declines further into a dark, dystopian hellhole of ultimate self-destruction.

Former President Obama Preparing For Jail For Alleged Treason

Oh dear, poor old Barack Obama could be in real trouble here if the alleged accusations by the Trump team of treason are true. Obama could now be jailed for alleged treason.

Documents released by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence reveal that Obama tried to subvert the election of President Trump during the 2016 election by spreading fake dossiers claiming collusion with Russia. This level of treason usually results in a jail term, but due to Obama’s position, it may be impossible to action the treason.

Declassified Evidence of Obama Administration Conspiracy to Subvert President Trump’s 2016 Victory and Presidency

Read the file here

Supporters of Obama say that the former president would not be phased about going to prison, even if it was for 30 or 40 years.

“He would have a great time there because of the thriving LGBTQP community, and he would also receive conjugal visits from Big Mike. I don’t think this Trump alleged treason BS is phasing him at all. Bring it on, is what I hear from the Barry team,” a Democrat insider revealed on Wednesday.

New Rocket Test Facility Will Support UK Space Sector’s Stellar Ambitions

A Cold War-era armoured building close to the Mull of Kintyre is set to see action again as the base for a cutting-edge rocket test and teaching facility.

MachLab is a new facility located in a business park on the site of the former RAF Machrihanish airbase, which is close to Campbeltown.

Established by University of Glasgow researchers, MachLab received nearly £500,000 in industry funding, including a matching contribution from the UK Space Agency. It aims to support the research and development of new rocket engines capable of delivering up to one tonne of thrust.

Researchers from academia and industry will be able to fire experimental rocket designs and gather data on their performance using MachLab’s custom-built test stand.

MachLab will also help establish the UK’s next generation of rocket engineers through specialist training, including a University of Glasgow-led programme called Rocketry Research Teaching Training, or R2T2. The programme, also funded by the UK Space Agency, will bring rocketry students from all over the UK to MachLab to develop their skills and test new rocket designs.

Dr Krzysztof Bzdyk and Professor Patrick Harkness, of the University of Glasgow’s James Watt School of Engineering, partnered with space technology experts Exotopic to design and build the MachLab facility. Machlab forms part of Exotopic’s growing R&D infrastructure at the Machrihanish site, and the Glasgow researchers are continuing to collaborate with their counterparts at Exotopic on the delivery of the operational service.

Professor Harkness said: “MachLab is ready to play a key role in the UK’s strategy to return to vertical launch, ensuring that students and researchers can access hotfire facilities in a safe and controlled environment.

“MachLab will allow us to co-operate with other countries establishing or re-establishing their access to space. We have already had visitors from South Africa, and we expect to welcome partners from Australia in the near future. The UK is returning to vertical launch, and will be going to the stars. We are building that future here, today.”

MACHLAB

Jack Tufft and Jack Davies are PhD students at the University of Glasgow, working on space propulsion. They were key members of the MachLab team.

Jack Davies said: “Being part of the team to make this facility come to fruition has been a great experience and it will enable research for spaceflight and planetary landing.”

The facility has already hosted an initial test-fire of new 3D-printed rocket engines with an advanced cooling system, designed by Jack Tufft and supported by funding from the UK Space Agency.

The TORC-1, -2, and -3 engines use a high-strength aerospace alloy made from copper, chromium and zirconium and were built to explore use of topology optimisation in regenerative cooling channel design, which can improve performance by making the engines lighter and more efficient.

The design was supported by ToffeeX, a physics-driven generative design software platform, and by Aconity3D GmbH, who specialise in the development of state-of-the-art and beyond machines for additive manufacturing.

MACHLAB1

In the future, MachLab will enable the development of rocket engines using solid, liquid and cryogenic propellants designed to carry payloads into space.

The rocket test stand in MachLab’s fortified lab allows researchers to fire prototype rockets while they remain safely locked down and stationary. The lab was originally built in the late 1980s as part of a refuelling complex for US Air Force strategic bombers.

MachLab’s specialist data-collection equipment provides researchers with detailed readings of temperature, propellant consumption, chamber pressure, and other key metrics to help them understand and refine their designs.

Dr Bzdyk said: “MachLab has been two years in the making, with all the systems required to operate a liquid bipropellant rocket engine being created from the ground up. We’re excited to be ready to start making our mark in rocket research, development and teaching in Scotland.

“Patrick and I are very grateful to our colleagues Jack Davies and Jack Tufft, and the many others who have helped us in countless ways since work on MachLab began began.”

Andy Grey, CEO of Exotopic, said: “This has been a fantastic opportunity to partner with some of the UK’s leading researchers at the University of Glasgow to develop a world-class facility that provides a key capability within our unique aerospace R&D offering at Machrihanish airbase. We are looking forward to welcoming national and international researchers from academia and industry to our site, growing this R&D service, and creating more jobs and opportunities in the area.”

Matt Archer, Director of Launch at the UK Space Agency, said: “Facilities like MachLab strengthen our launch ecosystem, helping build the skills, infrastructure and innovation needed for a resilient UK launch capability. By supporting rocket engine testing and inspiring future engineers, it lays the groundwork for the UK to lead in launch. The UK Space Agency is proud to have supported MachLab’s development as part of our broader commitment to growing the UK’s launch sector.”

Old Scratch Already Had Enough of Ozzy and Wants Him Gone

“We’ve been waiting for Ozzy for some time, seeing as he did sign that contract. I get them all here, it’s like a Casablanca Records music biz board meeting from the 1970s sometimes.

“Anyway, as soon as he bloody turns up, first thing he does is urinate over my throne. Jeez, I thought Lemmy was a handful, but this guy’s on a whole different level. Then he takes out a straw from his pocket and starts snorting a load of ants up his fucking nose off the floor. Yes, we do have ants down here, if you were wondering.

“We’re generally used to chaos, but Ozzy is like a brummie tornado on crack. He even tried to bite the head off my favourite gargoyle, Frank. That’s when I had to put my hoof down.

“Oi! Ozzy, this is my domain. Now look over there, we’ve got a nice selection of groupies by the jacuzzi, and there’s also an endless queue of guitarists you will have to audition until the end of time. Unlimited supply of drugs to the left, and any kind of booze you want to the right. Sorry about the jukebox in this area, it seems to be stuck on Take That, but I have summoned up an engineer to look at the problem. Constant re-runs of WW2 docs are that way. Now get out of my sight, and stop drooling all over the fucking place. Go on, have some fun, don’t worry, Sharon’s not here …yet.”

China Unveils New Technological Wonder Robot

Forget about Elon Musk or any Boston Dynamics nonsense, the Chinese are truly excelling in robotics these days. Chinese company Sum Ting Wong have unveiled their latest robot and many tech enthusiasts and experts are hailing it as a technological wonder.

The robot was unveiled at this year’s robotics expo in Hu Flung Dung province. Chief executive, Wai So Dim, hailed the robot as proof that China is truly leading the field globally in robotics.

“Look at her. She is amazing. We call her Ai Bang Mai Ni, because she has really knobbly knees, but we designed her that way. She is real clever too. Not stupid like all non-Chinese people.”

Thanks to funding from the CCP of $56 billion per year, the robotics company has excelled and made some serious progress in the robotics industry.

Britain Now Left With Landscape of Empty Mansions as the Wealthy Flee Labour Tax Hell

It is prudent to want to preserve one’s wealth. Maybe the wealth is generational, and there is a duty to preserve it, or maybe one has worked hard to create wealth. Either way, the days of wealth have now disappeared from tax hell Britain, as have any form of aspiration or hope in a country led by a bleating Dalek and his sovietized underling apparatchik automatons who have no clue about the machinations of capitalism, economies, business or anything. When you have been schooled solely on bringing vengeance on the upper and middle class, then you come out with policies that do exactly that, and that’s what Labour did immediately after securing their place in history as the enemy of Britain — not its saviour. Identity politics, and creating class warfare are Labour staples of course, but creating discord, misery and mass poverty are also part of the manifesto of communism that the party ultimately aspires to.

russian soviet apartmentsAll this talk about “growth” is some sort of sick joke. Maybe Labour are talking about the growth of despair, and the growth of fear, as well as the growth of contempt and the burgeoning growth of a desire amongst many to flee Britain immediately. Growth certainly does not come from the suppurating teat of the Big State and its bloated frothy salaries and vast diamond-plated pensions growing even further, much like a heavy tumour spreading with voracity through the freezing corridors of Whitehall.

Those in the know saw the signs before Labour was elected and got the fuck out. Britain has never witnessed such an exodus of wealth in all of its history, and it is now escalating — the operatic crescendo rising daily as literally millions of wealth creators, entrepreneurs and professionals leave these hallowed shores, possibly never to return.

SovietCommunists say to the wealthy or professionals, or to the educated intellectuals — fuck off, we don’t need you any more. Well, okay. Who is going to pay for the vast welfare bill and the NHS, and even your bloated huge Big State salaries?

The communists then say they will tax the plebs even more than they are already taxing them in tax hell Britain. Sure, go ahead, but how does one get tax out of nothing? When nothing’s left, when the farmers have all gone bust, when the pensioner cash cows are all milked, when the shops are all empty and the people are eating the bark off the fucking trees, what do the communists do then?

They celebrate. Labour will have achieved their final goal of full unadulterated communism, and Britain will not be full of mansions, wealth and shops but gulags. When everyone is poor and destitute, the communists have achieved their goal of true “equality”. “The situation has now been normalised” they will pronounce. However, once the money runs out, communists invariably turn on each other, and the process is not very pleasant either. It’s a race to who can be the most Marxist piece of shit with the most brute force, and that’s when the gulags and ditches really start filling up. Who needs mansions when you have gulags and deep ditches?

“The goal of socialism is communism.” Vladimir Lenin

Labour Education Minister Okays New “Jew Hatred” GCSE

The new Jew Hatred GCSE has been okayed by Britain’s exam board body as well as the Labour government.

The EXEDEL exam board has stated that the new exam curriculum will teach pupils on the best way to hate Jews and will be a qualification many young students in British schools are already very well versed in.

Jewish teachers and pupils are regularly abused in UK schools, and the Labour government refuses to address that there is any problem.

“There is nothing to see here. Jew hatred is a normal part of British life these days, and I state that fact impartially about the fucking Jews. Under the Labour government, we have no comment about Jews or the state of Israel and welcome antisemitism in all its forms in every facet of daily life,” a spokesman for the education ministry told the Guardian newspaper on Sunday.

Labour ministers celebrated the new “Jew Hatred” GCSE by throwing paper aeroplanes around parliament with swastikas drawn on the wings and singing praises for the terrorist group Hamas and Adolf Hitler.

It is not known yet if the Jew Hatred qualification will be rolled out for A-levels, but there is one member of parliament, Jeremy Corbyn, who claims that he has a PhD in the subject.

Reeves: “I am pleased to announce I beat the Liz Truss record for bond market”

Comrades, I have some more great news about the failing economy under my care. The bond market is rising at an exponential level and I have beaten the Liz Truss spike when the big boys revolted against her economic policies.

As you know, because of my careful custodianship of ruination over the British economy, the UK debt mountain has surged sharply under Labour and is costing the taxpayer over £1.92 billion per week which equates to £274 million per day and £100 billion per year.

What we could do with £100 billion per year to improve your sad fucking miserable lives is not a subject I like to address here. Instead, that money is going down the drain, so feel good about that you fucking pieces of shit.

Thanks to my careful Reverse Midas Touch, the ONS has revealed that national debt is near 96 percent of GDP. This country has not seen debt levels like this since the Wilson Labour government in the early 1960s. I am so proud of my achievements for taking Britain backwards.

Whereas Liz Truss was immediately canned and vilified by the bond market meltdown, I on the other hand am being allowed to shit all over the UK economy and the bond market bosses are letting me do it with impunity. This proves that the bond markets and Bank of England are ruled by Remainers and champagne socialist cunts, which is good for me, and bad for you, but you are mere plebs so no one cares about you anyway.

Enjoy the debt we have made for you for the next six or seven generations that you will never be able to get out of. Your quality of life is now lower than Albania, Romania or Zimbabwe. The bond market is testament to this very fact.

The Labour legacy will be one of ruination, poverty, destruction, misery and suffering.

UK 10-YEAR GILT YIELDS - RACHEL REEVES UP 14.6 PERCENT IN YEAR
UK 10-YEAR GILT YIELDS – UNDER RACHEL REEVES UP 14.6 PERCENT IN YEAR