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EU to Take Billions UK Taxpayers Cash to Pay Brussels Virus Recovery Program

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EU to Take Billions UK Taxpayers Cash to Pay Brussels Virus Recovery Program

The evil of the EU rivals that of the Chinese communist regime, where billions of British taxpayers funds will now be repatriated to Brussels coffers for use within European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen‘s plan for a £871 billion “new Marshall Plan” to help revive European economies from the impact of the global pandemic.

The UK needs to keep its own money in this time of dire need, Britain needs its own funds for its own economic recovery after the pandemic is deemed safe. The UK economy, and businesses have suffered vast losses due to the Chinese Virus global pandemic.

If social distancing measures are not heeded, then the second wave will be the real decider, because those who have been infected and survived, will be reinfected with disastrous consequences.

Britain must remain firm and not be suckered into relinquishing billions of its own taxpayers’ money to be lost in the EU cash black hole.

It is imperative that Britain leaves the EU on December 31 and any form of extension is firmly rejected, as well as even more money taken by Brussels to be squandered with its Martial Plan.

Complete UK Online Casino and Gambling Legislation Guide

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Complete UK Online Casino and Gambling Legislation Guide

The United Kingdom ranks among the countries where gambling, no matter of its form, is deeply ingrained into the daily routine of people. The figures speak much in terms of the dedication of Brits as back in 2018, the yield of the gambling industry was £14.4 billion.

Remote gambling also plays a vital role, as its market share was 37.1%. Probably, the explanation for the booming popularity of this form of entertainment lays in the fact that the gambling market in the UK is one of the most heavily-regulated at a global level.

Naturally, before you get started with your gambling adventures over the Internet, you should make sure that you are abreast of the legislation.

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The Basics of Gambling Legislation and Regulations in the UK

Unlike some of the other countries where playing your favourite casino games over the Internet might turn out to be a minefield, this certainly does not apply to the UK as the legislators have come up with a proper regulatory framework.

While some countries have imposed an outright ban on this form of entertainment, the UK does not swim with the tide as this is one of the territories where the gambling market continues to see staggering growth.

When gambling is concerned, the legislative framework in the UK is determined predominantly by the Gambling Act 2005 that covers the whole range of businesses, including interactive and brick-and-mortar casinos. When this piece of legislation was introduced, the end in view was to make sure that all necessary measures will be taken to prevent gambling from developing into a source of crime or providing means of supporting it.

In the next few years, there were voices that further changes should be made to the legislation that applies to gambling. Thus, in 2011, lawmakers came up with a proposal to amend the Gambling Act 2005 due to the fact that under its provisions, gaming websites that operate overseas have gained an upper hand over virtual casinos that operate exclusively on UK soil.

Thus, eventually, the Gambling Advertising and Licensing Bill was put on the table at the end of 2012, and the main purpose of this piece of legislation was to lead to a makeover when it comes to the stamps of approval that are needed for remote gambling.

What necessitated the introduction of this bill is that casinos that operated under licences issued by jurisdictions such as the Isle of Man, Antigua, and Alderney were given the green light to provide their services to Brits without applying for a licence under the UK legislation.

Things changed dramatically when the Licensing and Advertising Act received an assent back at the end of 2014. After the implementation of this act, casino operators are required to obtain a seal of approval from the UK Gambling Commission before they get permission to supply their services to players who are physically located in the United Kingdom.

Another major shift in the legal framework of the UK took place back in 2015. According to the changes that were introduced, casino operators can apply for a licence only if the software they utilize is licensed as well.

The past year did not go without any changes in the legislation as policymakers introduced changes that aimed at tightening the control when it comes to the individuals who want to gamble. According to these amendments, players will be permitted to play at online casinos only if they manage to verify their identity no later than three days after they have created their accounts.

Under the new rules, players are not permitted to load their accounts with cash or to wager at the casino either using their money or bonus funds until they do not pass through the verification process.

Under the new rules, casino operators should be able to verify the name, age, and address of their customers prior to giving them the green light to play at the casino. They are also required to inform players about the documents that might be needed for further verifications and to see to it that the data players have provided is accurate. The regulatory landscape in the UK according to this report is described as straightforward and intelligible. A pdf report is also available for players who want to get a better insight into the matter.

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The UK Gambling Commission

One of the regulatory entities that monitor the operations of casino operators, and more specifically if they comply with the Gambling Act 2005 is the Gambling Commission. This is a non-departmental body that was set up after the introduction of the above-mentioned gambling act. Prior to the appearance of the Gambling Commission, the control of casinos was in the hands of the Gaming Board. Something important to note is that the Gambling Commission is not accountable for the control of spread betting.

The responsibilities of the Gambling Commission do not boil down solely to issuing licences to gaming operators as it also seeks to guarantee that all forms of gambling are conducted in an open and above all, in a fair way. Yet another core responsibility of the UK Gambling Commission is to provide protection for vulnerable individuals and children. Under the legislation of the UK, individuals are only permitted to wager online or at a land-based casino if they are over the age of 18.

Those who are keen to learn more about how the gambling commission regulates the market can visit its official website where they can find lots of gambling-related information.

Meghan Markle Appealing to Trump to End Coronavirus Pandemic Because Her Headlines Are Gone

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Meghan Markle Appealing to Trump to End Coronavirus Pandemic Because Her Headlines Are Gone

Former royal, Meghan Markle is appealing for the coronavirus pandemic to be ended, or put on hold because it is messing with her headlines and PR campaigns.

Having no qualms about abandoning her own family and 72-year-old father who had two heart attacks, it is not surprising that Meghan does not care much for the people dying from coronavirus.

“The headlines are not about me, Meghan Markle, instead they are about this awful pandemic, about old people dying, I mean who fucking cares about them? These old people are taking away my headlines, just let ’em go. Then it’s about coronavirus masks, and food bank queues, and corona this, corona that! There’s nothing about my new foundation Archehole, or my new initiative to slow global warming by stitching up elephant assholes so their farts do not damage the ozone layer.”

Harry and Meghan, who claim they left the UK because of press intrusion, are now even more distraught that the press have got better things to report than the gimmie dat couple who just ‘take, take, take’.

One of Meghan’s aides revealed in secret that the atmosphere is very tense in the Harry and Meghan household.

“She orders the servants to rearrange the furniture every two hours, and is so irritated by the coronavirus headlines that whenever someone on TV starts talking about the virus, she shouts at the top of her voice about how great Meghan is, and how she is going to save the world. Meghan is now writing affirmations with her third sharpie all over the walls of the rented villa in Los Angeles where she is in lockdown with poor Harry and Archie.”

In desperation, Meghan Markle is actually thinking of phoning up Donald Trump, who she. hates, and demanding he halts the pandemic immediately, so she can get some headlines once again.

Tips and Tricks for Mastering Online Blackjack Switch

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Tips and Tricks for Mastering Online Blackjack Switch

Blackjack is by far one of the most interesting and simplest games you can play in online casinos nowadays. It is also one of the rare games in which you actually have a chance of beating a casino. If you have never heard of this game before, try playing a hand or two of online blackjack on ICE36, and you will see what we are talking about.

Over the years, many variations of blackjack appeared in order to spice up the game a bit. One of them is Blackjack Switch, an alternative that allows a particular move that cannot be seen in any other type of blackjack — trading cards between two hands.

If you are tired of playing classic blackjack, this article might serve as an inspiration to try something new. If you keep reading, you will find out all the rules of Blackjack Switch, as well as a few hints on what to do to win in this exciting game.

Blackjack Switch Rules

Like every other type of blackjack, Blackjack Switch has specific rules that have to be complied with. In case you are not in the mood for learning any rules right now, you can always choose a less demanding game. For example, Bingo Blitz for fun is a great option to relax after a tiring day at work.

Now, when it comes to the general rule of having a total value of 21 in your hands, nothing has changed. This is still the ultimate goal for both players and the dealer. The value of the cards remains the same, so there’s nothing to think about there either.

The first rule that appears in Blackjack Switch and differs from the classic gameplay is that 22 is not seen as a bust here. When the dealer has 22, this is automatically a tie, except in case a player holds a natural blackjack.

Let’s move on to the core difference and the reason why this type of blackjack carries the name Blackjack Switch. Instead of one initial hand, every player is dealt two hands, making a total of four cards on the table. Players must place equal bets on both hands.

Once this is done, the twist comes into the picture. Now players are allowed to switch the top two cards to make your initial hands different. Of course, this is done only in case the switch would improve one or both of your hands. To make it clear, let’s look at the example below:

Let’s assume that one of your hands consists of an 8 and a King on top, while the other features a Queen followed by a 3. Now, you have the opportunity to swap the top two cards — in this case, you would switch a King and a 3. This will now give you 11 on one hand and 20 on the other.

After the switch, general blackjack rules apply. You can choose to hit, stand, split, or double down, depending on your hand.

When to Switch?

As you could see, the rules of Blackjack Switch are pretty easy to learn. However, the most challenging part of this game is to decide whether the cards are worth switching in the first place. Luckily for you, we have some tips to make this decision a piece of cake.

First, learn the rules of blackjack switch and try practising for some time without investing real money. Even if you have played other types of blackjack before, remember that this particular game has a specific difference you need to understand completely in order to win.

Once you learn the rules and play a few hands for free, you will realize that sometimes it can be quite difficult to decide if you should go for a switch or not. Therefore, unless you’ve been dealt a natural blackjack, you will have to apply different strategies that bring along detailed explanations you need to learn.

A Blackjack Switch strategy chart is created by a team of mathematicians and includes every possible hand, as well as suggestions on what to do in each situation. To apply the strategy properly, you should also observe the dealer’s upcard and include it in your decision-making process.

This is the good news, as applying the strategy can significantly lower the house edge of a casino and give you a chance to win real cash by playing your favourite blackjack game.

Covidiot Rishi Sunak Will Condemn Britain to Prolonged Virus Death by Ending Lockdown in May

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Covidiot Rishi Sunak Will Condemn Britain to Prolonged Virus Death by Ending Lockdown in May

Of course the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Rishi Sunak values money over human life, that’s his job as he sits in his office counting pennies all day, but he is not looking at the big picture, because he is an impatient covidiot fuckwit.

In the long run British taxpayers are more valuable to the Treasury, and the herd must be preserved, so they can continue paying tax for many years to come.

Killing the cash cow

By ending the lockdown in May, as the Chancellor is pushing, he is threatening the possibility that the Chinese Virus will continue its upward trajectory in deaths, because it will not only be elderly taxpayers who die from the virus but young productive ones as well.

It is this very short-term thinking that creates major economical damage in the future, which will actually decrease tax revenue for the government in the long-run.

One month of lockdown will not suffice to flatten the curve, it will require at least three to six months of quarantine where the taxpayers are told to stay in their homes. Ending the lockdown early will only bring forth the second and third wave, making up one very large wave of formerly productive taxpayers hospitalised or dead.

Current coronavirus deaths UK as of 14th April

Total deaths: 12,107 (only hospital recorded deaths)

Latest deaths: 778

Total known infected: 93,873

Current coronavirus deaths Global as of 14th April

Total deaths: 126,753 (only hospital recorded deaths)

Latest deaths: 6,191

Total known infected: 1,982,552

We have seen that children are as vulnerable as adults to the Chinese Virus, and this has been displayed in the daily death results with many children, some as young as five years old and eleven dying from coronavirus. Rishi Sunak wants to open the schools in May, and by doing so he will condemn the children and teachers to a virus that will spread even further, at an exponential rate.

If this lockdown does not continue, the lives of many Britons will be on the fucking covidiot ministers and chancellors head, because the virus will continue to spread far and wide, its hosts renewed, its hunger to eat sated as the human hosts come back to be fed on by this deadly Chinese Virus which is still out there in the population.

Boris needs to come back from Chequers and put these covidiot impatient meddlesome MPs back in their place.

Trump Gives WHO Prize to China by Cutting $400 Million Funding

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Trump Gives WHO Prize to China by Cutting $400 Million Funding

Yes, the WHO made mistakes, and yes, the biased China-centric WHO chief was installed after massive Chinese lobbying, but as the biggest donor to the organistation, has Trump now shot himself in the foot by cutting America’s $400 million funding?

What’s $400 million to the overflowing coffers of China? Now that America is out, China will take over the WHO completely, as it is already compromised by a corrupt chief who is controlled by China anyway.

The world will be taking direct orders from China soon under the auspices of the heavily China controlled WHO and will up their measly $40 million stake.

Unfortunately, Trump’s tantrum against the China-centric WHO, who cannot even name the word ‘Taiwan’ may be a gift to the communist country who during the coronavirus pandemic are trying their best to increase their standing in the world order.

China is already increasing their factory production whilst the West is locked down and impotent. The Chinese virus is infecting many NATO auxiliaries and departments, weakening them as China watches with eagerness before it strikes.

“In China, we only had 2,100 deaths from coronavirus. In America they have that amount of deaths per day. China is superior nation to America, and we will now take over WHO by increasing funding to $600 million.” a communist health politburo member said after the Trump decision to cut WHO funding came through the news wires.

Whilst the West is caught in the headlights not knowing which way to turn, and every day losing thousands of taxpayers, China is rising from its stupor to rule over the global order by utilising its vast cash reserves to swoop on the weak Western nations fighting a virus that China exported to the world.

Survival of the fittest, the Darwinian mantra has never been truer than now in a world tainted by a Chinese virus that punishes those who do not adapt quickly, or increase their strength.

Choosing the Right Online Casino to Make Gambling Safe and Fun

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Choosing the Right Online Casino to Make Gambling Safe and Fun

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It is never easy to think of gambling in an online casino as an activity that can spell pure fun without the legal and financial risks. Controlled forms of gambling can be stress-busting and can lead to making some extra cash too.

But, uncontrolled gambling results in problem gambling that can spin a web of complications and ruin lives.

Too much of anything is bad, but the same activity could make for an amazing hobby or a means to make more money if one pursues it securely and within limits.

Now that the planet is shut down due to the pandemic wreaking havoc in people’s lives, people have more time on their hands than ever.

Therefore, now would be the best time to browse through some online casinos and make a smart choice about them, if you ever considered trying your hands at a few casino games. But, you need to do your research, be smart about the choice of the sites and only then take a step forward.

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There are websites that are fraudulent and only intend to fleece the player off their money. You must learn to locate these sites and follow the rubrics of safe gambling if you want to make it more fun for you.

Having said that, we shall attempt to provide some key points to keep in your mind while choosing the right online casino so that you could use some of your time during this lockdown to keep stress and anxiety at bay, and even make some money out of the endeavour.

The points are quite simple, and you do not need tools to be able to tell an authentic site from that of a fraudulent one. Keep the points mentioned in the article at the back of your mind, and you shall be good to go.

Research:

It all begins with good research. All your efforts in finding the right casino for you shall go in vain if you dawdle in this very step. Make a note of a few online casinos and look up the details of their licences and regulations on their website. If they seem to be in compliance with the gambling regulations, you are good to go. Sites that do not have their regulations clearly mentioned for their users to read and refer to them are clearly frauds, and you need to steer clear of them.

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Check with their Customer Services:

Technology makes lives easier, but they also come with their fair share of glitches. If you want to make your online gambling experience more fun, you need to choose a website that has an efficient customer support. They need to be able to take up your queries and resolve your issues as soon as possible. Read up the reviews of the customer support and run a few trials yourself to see what they worth.

Check Out their Bonuses, Reward Programs and Payouts:

Besides having fun, the other aim of playing on online casinos is to make some money out of the domain. Who would not like some extra cash, especially now that the economic situation of the world is so vulnerable! We could all use some extra income, provided we earn it by safe means. Therefore, before signing up on any of these casino sites, you must see to it that their bonuses and reward programs, plus the pay out that they offer are worth your time and energy. Sites like www.usgamblingsites.com/florida/ have amazing bonuses and jackpots which you could try your luck with.

Look at the Games that the Site Has to Offer:

A good online casino shall have games in abundance. There must be variety and quality in the game, lest you shall be left wanting for more once you have exhausted all them. From video slots to table games, a decent online casino must have something of quality and quantity to offer to its players. Therefore, you must check the variety of games that the casino has to offer before zeroing in on the website.

In a Nutshell:

Choosing the right online casino might ostensibly seem like a challenge, especially if you are an amateur and have no clue about how the sites and the games offered by the sites work. But, it is not as hard as you think. It requires almost very little effort to go about the research process. There are plenty of reviews available on the internet that can help you understand what you are signing up for. You just need to be cautious and determined to choose something that can add quality to your life. And researching the online casino well serves as one of the most important steps in the entire process of choosing the right website.

China Second Wave of COVID-19 is Commencing

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China Second Wave of COVID-19 is Commencing

There are small leaks coming out of China, which is repressing the reports as much as possible, that a second wave of COVID-19 infections is picking up once again.

No doubt, the Chinese will cover up the death statistics for the second wave as well.

Flights into China are still coming in, with many Chinese students who study abroad, as well as business related flights.

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Screenshot 2020-04-15 at 13.08.03 (Flightradar24.com)

Factories in many cities have resumed production, and this invariably means that the movement of workers from different cities in China spreading the virus once again.

Tourism has been allowed to resume internally, as was seen in Huangshan, where thousands of Chinese tourists crowded the area when it was opened, spreading the COVID-19 virus as the masses of people crowded together most with no masks.

 

“There were many people sneezing and coughing without masks, all of the crowds very close to each other. It is a very dangerous situation but nobody seemed to care, they were just happy to be outside,” one observer revealed.

Tourism has already been allowed to resume internationally for Chinese wishing to visit other parts of the world, and this will allow the COVID-19 virus to travel further, as many will go to infected tourist spots and bring back the virus to Chinese cities once again.

There have also been many scapegoats to the COVID-19 hysteria in China, with black people in Guangzhou city being turfed out of their homes and rounded up by the authorities.

As the virus shifts its focus to Southern cities and the Northern border with Russia, it is inevitable that the deaths will be covered up by the authorities once again as they struggle to contain the spread of the second wave.

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Huanshan – covidiot Chinese tourists after lockdown

 

Chinese Authorities Rounding Up Black People in Guangzhou Province

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Chinese Authorities Rounding Up Black People in Guangzhou Province

Naturally, the biased pro-China WHO chief is totally silent and dares not utter a word against his Chinese masters over the mistreatment of Africans in China, who are rounded up like animals and thrown out of their apartments left to live on the streets of Guangzhou.

“If we see a dirty, we beat them, throw them out. They infected. Black trash they try sleeping with our Chinese women. We no allow gorilla here!” One celebrated Chinese poster wrote on Weibo.

Socialists in the West who praise communist China in every sentence they utter, are slow to react when shown scenes of Chinese brutality and blatant racism. It is not in their programming to even acknowledge the Chinese treating black people less than animals, so they keep quiet.

“The black people in Guangzhou constitute a serious problem for the city. They are lazy and unhygienic. Many of them are drug addicts or thieves because they don’t have much in their savings. I wouldn’t be surprised if a second outbreak occurred in Guangzhou.” another Weibo account holder commented.

The horrible treatment of Africans even extends to a pregnant woman who needed a scan being denied entry into a hospital because she was black.

Despite the horrific treatment of blacks in China, the Western mainstream media has been totally silent on the subject.

Americans Sitting in $45,000 SUVs Queue at Food Banks

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Americans Sitting in $45,000 SUVs Queue at Food Banks

What’s wrong with this picture? Queues extending for miles consisting of Americans sitting in their expensive $45,000 SUVs waiting for a free box of food to feed their families.

All over America food banks are being inundated with people who own expensive cars, and McMansions, but do not have the gumption or means to even pay for their own fucking food.

Waiting for four hours with their engine on idle, pumping out poison into the atmosphere and surfing the net on their $1000 smartphones, this is the American Dream at work right here, these people finally will get their little box of food they could not even bother to source or pay for themselves.

 

The American consumer would rather starve their own family, so they could own the latest 8k TV or top of the range SUV than have money to feed their own family. Watching Black Friday masses as they scramble for the latest smartphone, or toaster is a testament to a society that only values a material world bought with serious debt.

“If you don’t have the basic ability to even feed yourself or your family, fucking shoot yourself in the head, don’t expect others to feed you because you spent the food money on a Hawaiian holiday or car. Who are these people?” one bemused bystander exclaimed as the filthy shameful parade passed them by.

 

Who is feeding these people in the first place? The food bank owners should tell the owners of the expensive gas guzzling cars to sell them first, or sell their fucking top of the range Sony HDTV, or cancel that $10,000 trip planned for July. How about not going to Starbucks every day to buy that expensive cup of fucking coffee, and instead buy some food for your family?

What happens when the food banks all run out?

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