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McLaren NHS Ventilators Will Pump Oxygen at 350 MPH

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McLaren NHS Ventilators Will Pump Oxygen at 350 MPH

Testing for the new Grand Prix ventilators is going well in the McLaren workshop.

“This morning, we tested one of our ventilators on a dummy, no we’re not talking about Jeremy Clarkson, it was an actual dummy that we strapped a ventilator to. The oxygen was pumped at 350 MPH, zero to sixty in less than 2.3 seconds. You should have seen that fucking thing bloat, it exploded in shards wrecking our testing room,” project leader, Tony Vents revealed.

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Government advisers on the scene have appealed for constraint, and that the speed of oxygen delivery was not much of an issue to the coronavirus patients.

“We’re not blowing up balloons here, or Formula One tyres for that matter. The ventilators just have to deliver a regular supply of oxygen in intervals that do not disrupt the human body.”

The Ventilator Challenge collective have received an order for 10,000 ventilators, a critical piece of equipment for the resource-strapped NHS.

McLaren said it would use the expertise and resources from all three of its businesses to aid with all aspects of production.

It is also manufacturing other key components such as equipment to test the efficacy of the new ventilators as well as trolleys to which to fix them in hospitals.

“Our trolleys travel at 250 MPH, and can accelerate from 0-60 in less than 1 second. We even adjusted the torque for cornering on hospital wards, and the braking system is fully ABS adjusted. Patients in the hospital will have these things flying through the fucking air to get to them and start pumping that much needed air,” Mr. Vents added.

That’s when the government NHS adviser rolled his eyes and slapped his forehead.

Distraught Doctors and Nurses Reveal Their Plight During Coronavirus Pandemic

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Distraught Doctors and Nurses Reveal Their Plight During Coronavirus Pandemic

Nurses dancing with a COVID-19 corpse

There’s nothing like watching dancing doctors and nurses whilst some poor old codger chokes on their own sputum gasping for breath in one of the overcrowded wards that we keep hearing about, but no one is allowed to see during this coronavirus pandemic.

As the people come out of their doors clapping like lemmings, do they actually know why they are clapping, or is it simply a Soviet programmed response from a programmed public.

YouTube, TikTok and Twitter are full to the brim of doctors and nurses dancing, but the thing is, they are effectively dancing over the dead bodies and carcases of the people who are now a mere government statistic, a fucking number that has no name and will be summarily forgotten. Their nihilistic dance of death echoes through the unmarked gravestones that will never be mourned over, forgotten as if they never existed in the first place.

 

This is what it is to be human today, amongst the billions of other humans, you are a mere cockroach, a number, a statistic to be danced over and forgotten. It is only natural that the peak of the pyramid has deemed you all irrelevant useless eaters to be disposed of without remorse.

The thousands of cancer sufferers who are now dying in their own homes because their treatment has been cancelled are naturally happy to see these nurses and doctors prancing around joyfully.

Millions of people around the country have lost their jobs, and do not know when their next meal is going to come from, but it’s okay, the dancing nurses will cheer you up.

The dance is one of nihilism, another cadaver is just a piece of meat, it is thrown into a body bag and an unnamed cardboard coffin before being dumped into a mass grave.

 

Keep on dancing while people are dying alone in the most horrible way, they can’t breathe, their lungs are full of fluid, just imagine for one second what it is like to not be able to breathe any more, gasping, and you see one of these shitty choreographed nurse outfits dancing to some shitty music, smiling and all happy.

Keep fucking clapping.

Why They Aren’t Spraying the Skies Any More

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Why They Aren’t Spraying the Skies Any More

Since January of this year, there has been no spraying of the skies. Why is this?

Well, it seems whatever they were doing with those lovely criss cross patterns across the sky has been bypassed possibly by the COVID-19 pandemic.

“Everyday I would look up and see these planes going up and down spraying their stuff into the atmosphere, but all of a sudden it stopped. That’s when we started hearing about a virus coming out of China. I can’t be certain if there is a connection, but it is strange,” one observer revealed.

No one can be sure for certain what was being sprayed over the populations, and due to the level of secrecy, we probably will never know.

 

The chemtrails used to linger for hours, and were not like normal jet trails that dissipated after a few minutes. The linear chemtrails would hang in the atmosphere and string out, still keeping some of their form but whatever chemical compound they held would slowly dissipate and drop down towards the earth dispersed over hundreds of miles.

The chemtrail program however seems to have been halted, possibly superseded by the coronavirus currently raging.

One can only be aware, and postulate, and ask the reader to do their own research, although this is all speculation, there may be some importance to the timing of the cessation of the chemtrail secret program and the commencement of the coronavirus program, including the introduction of restrictions in human rights.

Chemtrails were probably too slow, the final solution needed a faster efficient method…cue…the coronavirus.

 

UPDATE – 7/5/20 – Mass spraying resumed today over London/England as the chemtrail planes continued operations after months of coronavirus lockdown cessation. We can only assume lockdowns are coming to an end soon, as the government is announcing, and this is why the chemtrails are back. If anyone has more reports please leave on Twitter @dailysquib

UPDATE – 26/6/20 – Since last update there has been no sign of spraying.

In a Globalised World It Does Not Matter if Your Country is Virus Free

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In a Globalised World It Does Not Matter if Your Country is Virus Free

The coronavirus is currently at different stages of spreading through countries across the world, therefore if any given country thinks it is winning the virus war with less infections, the authorities are not factoring in global flights and travel which will always keep reinfecting countries.

The people in charge of making policy and plans to cleanse any area in the world, are not looking at the big picture, and are not considering open borders, and flights constantly coming in and out of airports. They are not factoring the virus travelling through road and train networks or through ports.

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In the UK during the so-called lockdown 15,000 planes come into Heathrow daily from virus hotspots with absolutely no checks. This suggests that this is not and never has been a real lockdown, which would mean absolutely no air/road/train traffic. A real lockdown would mean no one allowed outside their homes in any circumstances, and to see the parks and underground trains full to the brim, that in itself proves this has been conducted in a very laissez faire manner.

To declare one area of the world virus free, whilst the Chinese Virus rages in many other parts of the world is stupid, because it is only a matter of time till the raging virus reappears in the area which was previously cleared.

The only way to tackle a global viral pandemic is to actually quarantine areas of the globe which are infected with a total cut off of all travel in and out of those regions. The authorities in charge of individual nations are not thinking in global terms, and due to the globalised interconnected nature of nations, there is no way out unless the whole network is controlled and cut-off at certain points.

As long as there is no global plan as one single entity to tackle the virus, and there are no serious lockdowns, then the COVID-19 coronavirus will continue to move from one region to the next, and keep reappearing in previously cleared areas.

7 Creative Travel Photo Ideas

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7 Creative Travel Photo Ideas

Usually, after a trip, relatives and friends do not leave the traveler alone until he tells everything about what he saw. And isn’t it cool when stories can be supplemented with beautiful photographs? Instead of boring standard images, be creative and capture sights from an unusual side! Here are 7 extraordinary photo styles that you can freely try.

First-person photos

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When shooting a travel series, try taking some first-person pictures. For example, include your hand with a coffee mug, a bicycle or a motorcycle handlebar in the frame. Take a picture of how you open the door of the cathedral, toast bread on fire or wave to passersby.

Such a compositional decision to include “you” as the main character in the frame helps the viewer to see the picture as you saw it. Thus, you convey more emotions and beauty in a photo.

Take pictures of abandoned objects

Most tourists in any country tend to see palaces, squares, and restaurants, while abandoned objects are no less photogenic. Each such object is covered in mysticism and perfectly dilutes your travel photo album! To find desert places, you do not need to go to the steppe shaman or visit all the travel agencies. Just check out some thematic forums and use Google maps.

Backstage photos

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If you are traveling with a friend, ask him to photograph you while you are taking a picture of another object. Such a picture will look more interesting than the banal “I and the Eiffel Tower” photo. Show not only the environment but also your hobby, photography. If you do not have a friend nearby, ask a stranger on the street.

It’s hard to look natural when you know you’re being photographed. Therefore, if you can’t both pose and take a picture at the same time, just take a photo where you are standing near the camera and tripod.

Angle experiments

Are you tired of the standard horizontal photos taken from the level of human growth? Turn the camera and squat! Look for unusual angles and focus on interesting elements of the environment. For example, take a picture of a city as a reflection of water, and then flip the frame upside down. In fact, even such a trick seems boring to some.

Offer the model to lie on the floor with her feet touching the wall. Ask her to take a relaxed posture. Include passersby in the frame. Take a regular shot of that unusual composition and then rotate it 90 degrees. It will seem that the girl is simply leaning on the wall while everyone around is walking on it like crazy.

Long exposure magic

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Going on a trip, take at least a mini tripod with you, because it will give you wide scope for creativity! By setting the shutter speed in the camera for more than 1 second, you can blur the movement of water and get spectacular photos of fountains, rivers or the sea surf at sunset.

Here is another trick with sparklers or lanterns. Go outside after sunset and choose a long camera exposure and wave the light source in the air to draw patterns or words. This is a complicated technique, but you can perform simple figures like a heart or smiley face. With this, even a regular street photo looks more interesting.

Swap faces in a photo editor

If you have a series of photos with your partner from a trip but understand that they are very boring and ordinary, add a comic element. Face swap is a meme that has been popular for several years and always causes laughter. Perhaps you have already seen such photos of celebrities. Try this feature here https://retouchme.com/service/face-swap-app-photo-editor.. By the way, it can be a creative solution for a photo card for your partner’s birthday.

Combine day and night in one photo

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Mount the camera on a tripod and take several pictures at different times of the day and then combine them in a photo editor. It can be a view from your window at the hotel or a landscape with elements in the foreground. Thus, you unite sunset and stars in the same sky, while receiving a very unusual and beautiful photo.

#MeToo Mob Ordered to Steer Clear of Creepy Joe Biden

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#MeToo Mob Ordered to Steer Clear of Creepy Joe Biden

The Democrat party created movement that champions mob rule, the #MeToo Soviet politically correct communist Feminazi group, have been ordered by their central command to stay away from serial fondler, Creepy Uncle Joe Biden.

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“Creepy Joe Biden is the Democrat choice to unseat Donald Trump, and we thank god for the coronavirus ruining the economy he was propping up for his re-election. I have ordered the #MeToo operation to hold off on the fondler and sniffer, Joe Biden, even though the guy gives me the creeps and whenever I see him, I feel a cold sweat creep up the back of my spine,” one #MeToo activist and prominent member of the Democrat party’s select committee revealed on Sunday.

Another Democrat representative revealed: “Presidential candidate, Joe Biden, is in fact a very sick individual who should be getting treatment in an institution, but he’s all the Democrat Party has at the moment.”

Everything, of course, depends on how the coronavirus pandemic plays out in the coming months. America could be in the throes of mass civil disobedience as all order fails and the election is a distant memory.

One Thing Lockdown Shows: Many Politicians are Irrelevant

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One Thing Lockdown Shows: Many Politicians are Irrelevant

The coronavirus lockdown has shown some interesting things that should be looked at in the future — politicians are mostly irrelevant.

The House of Lords, an unelected body of useless expense-account-grabbing creeps should be abolished as it holds little or no purpose.

95% of MPs in parliament are useless and not needed, and should be sacked.

The country can be run by a select few scientific technocrats and tech companies, with an obedient civil service underneath the bonnet. Much of Britain’s useless bureaucracy and red tape can be easily cut out by reducing the number of politicians drastically, and save the country from these idiots constantly drafting useless policy that no one needs.

The key word here should be efficiency, and with Britain’s huge army of useless politicians, and policymakers, too many cooks spoil the broth.

Britain in the future should look towards a scientifically led system where policy is determined by key experts who implement well-chosen efficient methods to circumnavigate every day problems.

The other key major point that should be looked at is the role of the Opposition party. During this coronavirus, we have seen that there is absolutely no need for them, and they in fact cloud issues further with their miniscule limited participation.

The Best Places to Live on the South Coast

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The Best Places to Live on the South Coast

The South Coast of England enjoys more sunshine and warmth than the rest of the UK. It also has some of the best transport links and offers no less than four world Heritage Sites, two National Parks and more than 300 miles of coastline. But where are the best places to live on this most inviting of coastal stretches? Here are four locations which are all worthy of serious consideration:

Brighton

Brighton is one of the largest towns on the south coast, which means it also qualifies as an urban destination. But this city can also offer an iconic pebble beach and what most surely be one of England’s finest seaside piers. In terms of its architecture, the town boasts a number of grand Regency properties which create an impressive ambience rivalling the distinctive appeal of London’s quintessential Regency boroughs.

Yet Brighton is very much a modern city with a cosmopolitan outlook, a diverse population, and a broad range of cultural attractions and things to do, many of which are still within easy walking distance of the town centre. As would be expected, this is a region with a buoyant job market offering a good mix of employment opportunities.

And for those able to commute there is the further benefit of London, which can be reached in little more than an hour. House prices reflect the desirability of this location, and an average house would be on the market for just a little above £400,000.

Dartmouth

Dartmouth is one of the UK’s renowned maritime locations and has been a favoured boating location for decades. One reason for this popularity is the town’s position on the Dart estuary which can provide deep anchorages which are nevertheless sheltered from prevailing currents.

Dartmouth hosts many festivals, events, exhibitions and markets, and the annual autumn Food Festival is a regional highlight. Though the town’s historic streets and picturesque riverside vista undoubtedly create a relaxed atmosphere, there is also plenty of scope for a variety of water sports. And for those who enjoy the coast, there are fine beaches and coastal sites of outstanding natural beauty close by.

The city of Plymouth is an hour away, and Dartmoor itself is closer still. Town houses can be a little expensive here with prices in the region of £450,000-£1m according to location.

Sidmouth

Sidmouth is described as a handsome Regency coastal resort and is located on the oldest stretch of the world-renowned Jurassic Coast. This delightful town, which can still boast plenty of charming Regency and Victorian architecture, has good access to a broad range of attractions and amenities including a number of private and state schools, a hospital, a theatre and a cinema as well as a golf course, swimming pool and sports centre.

Sidmouth would appeal to families and to those looking to retire to a spot near the lovely Sid Valley with access to a beautiful coastal area. The town is a mere 15 miles from Exeter, a major transport hub, and the A30 provides good transport links across the region.

However, such popularity and convenience can sometimes come at a price. Even though a bungalow in need of some refurbishment might be acquired for £300,000, a detached four-bedroom property could be on the market for anything from £350,000 up to £1m. Properties closer to the seafront or on the town’s east and west slopes tend to command the highest prices.

Poole

At heart, Poole is a quaint Dorset town in a picturesque location. It can offer a selection of five beaches and boasts the second largest harbour in the world. Nevertheless, it is the town’s exclusive waterfront properties on the Sandbanks peninsula which really set this location apart. Such houses enjoy wonderful sea views and sell for many millions of pounds. Although this is just one sector of Poole’s housing market, it does have the effect of driving up prices overall.

The town is two hours from London by rail, and Bournemouth Airport nearby can provide European flights. There are extensive road transport links to inland and coastal areas. Parts of the old medieval town can still be seen and there is a broad range of amenities including museums, theatres, parks and a host of top-quality water sports activities. In addition, the Jurassic Coast and stunning locations such as Lulworth Cove are all within easy reach.

Think Tank: China Deserves Pariah Status and Severe Economic Sanctions

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Think Tank: China Deserves Pariah Status and Severe Economic Sanctions

For the past three decades, the West has given China carte blanche to increase its economic reach and power within the capitalist Western economy. This frenzied trading activity with China, and the use of its factories run by communist slave labour has benefited not only the Western companies that exploited the cheap labour costs but also the Communist party which has increased its coffers to an overflowing mass of money.

How has China repaid the West for the business?

By stealing its business and military secrets, by increasing its military capability for a future war, and ultimately by releasing a virus into the global community that is decimating economies and killing people.

The Chinese Virus nearly killed the British PM, Boris Johnson. As of today, over 2 million people worldwide are infected with the Chinese Virus, and over 150,000 people have died from the pathogen which came from Wuhan, China.

The Chinese communist regime must be held to account for its extreme cover-up of the initial outbreak of the COVID-19 virus in Wuhan. Whilst the virus was raging across the region, over 10 million Chinese tourists were encouraged to fly to Western cities and this resulted in the virus spreading deep into the population centres of the Western nations, who are now lying in economic and human ruin.

If the West is ever going to survive this outbreak it must relinquish reliance on Chinese factories, it must stop all trade with China. Furthermore, economic and trade sanctions must be brought on the Chinese regime, cutting it off from the International community.

The United Nations must be forced to stop supporting the brutalist savage communist regime of China, and if it does not, then the largest donors to the UN need to remind the diplomats who holds the keys to their vast expense accounts and retirement plans.

Communism does not pay, and the communists will be brought back to the good old days of equality in poverty, in China.

China must be taken back forty years, for it to learn from its punishment. If eventually China overthrows the communists within their nation, then they should be brought back into the International community, but only after there is an organic, democratic revolution from within.

A Few Really Brilliant Online Games That Are Perfect To Tackle Lockdown Boredom

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A Few Really Brilliant Online Games That Are Perfect To Tackle Lockdown Boredom

Lockdown is boring, dull, and tedious because you’re stuck inside – not what you want as the weather really starts to pick up. But while it sucks being kept indoors, it doesn’t have to be a real drag if you pick some great online games to play.

From the world’s most popular card game to one of the true video game icons, I’ve chosen a few really brilliant online games that’ll keep you occupied while you’re stuck inside.

Poker

Poker is probably the most popular card game in the world – a billion-dollar industry with an enormous number of players and one in which the biggest players have personal wealth of over £100 million.

And it’s not by accident that so many people like poker – it’s a hugely varied game that’s quick to learn, sociable, and gives you a chance to win some cash.

This makes it perfect for tackling boredom during lockdown, so all you need to know is where to play it.

You can play it here, with 888 Casino being one of the top online casinos for live dealer games.

I recommend you give it a try, then you can decide what type of poker you like best and have the most fun playing this great online game.

Minecraft

Minecraft is only the biggest online sandbox game on the planet. What does that mean and why does it make it one of the best games for beating the quarantine boredom? I’ll explain.

Sandbox games give players the ability to “to create, modify, or destroy their environment.”

In other words, they give you control over a whole online world.

This is perfect during these testing times because you’ve lost the freedom to go outside. So, by playing Minecraft, you can forget a little about this as you create your own outside world and do with it what you please.

I recommend that you pick up a few ideas here about you to play the game before starting.

That way you can really appreciate how to have complete control of your sandbox, so you can build castles as high as you like.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog is the most iconic game made by beloved Japanese company Sega.

With millions of games sold and countless fans across the world, Sonic is one of the greatest games ever created and a title that is perfect for playing any time of the year – whatever the circumstances.

Aside from being one of the finest video games of all time, there are two reasons to play Sonic during the lockdown.

Firstly, if you’re of a certain age then it’s pure nostalgia – a chance to remember those halcyon times when the summer holidays lasted forever and all that was on your mind was defeating Dr. Robotnik.

Secondly, if you’re not of this age then it’s an opportunity to see what all the fuss is about – seriously, ask your older sibling or your parents and watch them go misty-eyed.

You can play it online on your PC for free here.

Recommended reading: Which Online Casino Games are Most Popular in the UK Today?

I love each of these three games and can say from personal experience that they really do help pass the time – I couldn’t tell you how many hours I’ve spent playing poker, or how many weeks of my childhood were given to Sonic.

Try them all today and you’ll soon feel like life under lockdown isn’t such a drag any more.

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