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HRH Queen Meghan of America and Montecito-shire Sells Coffee in New Video

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“You gotta buy this frickin’ coffee it was engineered by a feminist dear friend of mine using sustainable carbon neutral eco-conscious ecosexual coffee materials farmed in sustainable Freetrade ecolocal farms, and is even packaged with sustainable biodegradable eco upcycled materials. The fact that everything is infested with microplastics is neither here nor there. Only $185 per 20 gram serving. Sure all you frickin’ plebs have lost your jobs due to lockdowns and COVID, and y’all haven’t sold out to Netflix for $450 million, but buy this frickin coffee right now. Forget about your debts for one second, or where your next meal is coming from. You have to fund my friend’s expensive femin-eco made coffee company that I investisized in, so she can live a rich lifestyle like me off the backs of exploited peasant coffee farmers in some shit hole South American toilet country!” Meghan said emphatically in her new video.

Meanwhile, Meghan’s next door neighbour, Oprah was also selling the same coffee.

Filmed in her luxurious $879,000 kitchen, Oprah was quite the sales woman.

“Hmm, hmmm, dang, dis shit is like goddamn rocket fuel! Y’all have to buy this, forget about crack cocaine, dis shit is more expensive per gramme and will make you go bankrupt in less than two months unless you have a Netflix deal or a syndicated show like me, muffuggas! Forget about your kids college fund, Covid made that redundant anyway, you just need to buy this fuckin’ coffee. Yesterday I axed Meghan, I said where she got that coffee from girl? She said it sustainable and only grown by females, and I love bush myself, so I sank right in. Buy it now, Meghan needs more millions!”

Does New COVID Virus Strain Make Current Vaccine Useless?

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The DS accurately predicted last month that there would be a new strain of COVID-19, the new variant which was today identified in the South East of England is believed to spread faster and has been dubbed ‘Super Covid’ for its virility. There has been a huge surge of infections in the South East.

The RNA of the virus mutates all the time. The spike proteins will have changed, and this would mean that the vaccine may need to be adjusted in the future to counteract the mutation. Covid-19 causes the infected cells to grow stringy protruding branches — a highly unusual structure that allows the virus to attack several cells at once, punching through healthy cells to infect them.

If, however the virus makes major changes to its makeup, then there may be reason for concern, but at the moment there should be no other risk.

It is hoped the current vaccine will still be effective against this new strain, and currently tests are being carried out at Porton Down by PHE (Public Health England).

VOTER FRAUD: 663 People Voted in District With Only 6 Eligible Voters and Only 3 of Those 6 Actually Voted

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The Democrats are now agreeing they stole the election, and not even denying the fact.

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Even though the U.S. courts which have been infiltrated, refuse to look at the mass of evidence revealing organised voter fraud in the 2020 U.S. elections, one little town where there are only six eligible voters found 663 votes from the Dominion machines. Of the six people eligible to vote, only three actually voted.

This is one example of the mass voter fraud that was enabled by the Democrat Party during the election to steal the vote from Trump.

Will A Small County In Northern Michigan Be The Key To Overturning The Nation’s Election Results? America Should Find Out On Monday

 

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Beijing Using Race to Divide and Conquer the West

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We in the West have never been so divided and polarised right now, especially after decades of so-called peaceful multicultural mixing. What is the reason for the current Woke Marxist malaise that is being poured over Western culture like raw, festering sewage from the bowels of our great cities?

The Chinese are one of the most racist people, who decry foreigners whenever in their country, and yet the CCP planners found a crack in Western civilisation they could exploit freely with great rewards of bringing it down in one fell swoop without a single bullet being fired — race.

China coronavirus death toll“Our technique is to make you Westerners question your very fabric of existence, your history, your sexuality, your femininity, your masculinity. Our aim is to make you hate yourselves, every part of yourselves, your skin colour, your ancestors, and your nation. Once we demoralize your nation and its people completely, we will eventually move in and be welcomed by your people with open arms. Our soldiers will then detain your population and incinerate you by the million, daily the chimneys will smoke, until America is ready for Chinese people to move in. We need the space, we need your resources. In China, we hate black people, they are viewed as primates, but we support BLM and ANTIFA because we are using stupid black people in Western nations, and deluded Marxists for our agenda of division. All those who took our money, who we paid off to sell out your own country, we promised you amnesty, but you will die too because how can we ever trust anyone who sold out their own country?” the CCP’s key clandestine operations chief revealed on Sunday.

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Conceptual artist – Fan Wennan – https://www.artstation.com/artwork/28l9Ra – People’s Union of America

Through ‘useful-idiot’ groups like BLM, and ANTIFA, the hierarchy of which do not care one iota about race yet use it as an agitation divisive tool, are all partly funded by China, as are many Democrat Party members who allegedly take backhanders from companies and individuals close to the CCP.

Divide and conquer, is an old tool utilised by armies and entities from the beginning of time, and this is what the Chinese are utilising on the West right now. For the Chinese, they are proud of their nation, patriotism and nationalism are encouraged as well as duty to the communist state. In this respect, Chinese people are indoctrinated since childhood to think they are the best of all nations in the world. In China, apart from a few cities, foreigners are not tolerated, because they are such an inherently racist nation themselves, their people despise other races vehemently, yet use internalized racism as a weapon in Western nations.

Big tech companies are entrenched in China, and have even adopted the CCP methods of mass censorship and totalitarian rule. Silicon Valley is full of Chinese agents and money. There are plans to adopt the CCP model of the Social Credit System in the West policed by Western Big Tech companies. This dystopian nightmare scenario would involve every Western citizen being rated to CCP ideals and punished if their scores are below average.

Infiltration through Western universities; the Confucius Institute, through employment in Western companies, through Western military research, through buying off politicians in the West, acquiring Western companies with Chinese money, and through Hollywood film studios taking Chinese finance deals, it is all encompassing. It may take decades to remove Chinese monetary influence in the West if started today, however it is so entrenched, and most times hidden, nothing will ever happen. The West is compromised, Democracy has been lost as witnessed by Big Tech censorship, and it is only a matter of time, with the likes of Biden that America will be divided to such an extent that it will descend into civil war, much to the joy of Beijing, who are daily watching the various skirmishes going on.

“It is delightful for us to watch you Westerners tear each other apart, and destroy your own history. The more you hate yourselves, the happier we get. We want you to fight each other, to demoralize your nation and people, it is a beautiful sight for the CCP to see their plans being enabled with such ease,” the operations chief added.

Bored in Permanent Lockdown? Play COVIDOPOLY for Hours of Family Fun – Donations Go to NHS Charities

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Has 2020 been a shit year? Of course, it has, but how about bringing some humour into these dark times, they say laughter is the best medicine, and that’s why you have to play COVIDOPOLY.

The wonderful, innovative folk at Home Leisure Direct have just released COVIDOPOLY on their website for people to download for free.

Based on the famous property-based board game users can accrue points by working their way around the board and visiting ‘places’ like ‘Joe Wicks Workout’ and ‘Existential Crisis’.

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Players can lose money and turns by self-isolating after attending illegal raves or getting snitched on by nosey neighbours. Day trips to Barnard Castle when a player should have been in self-isolation incur no penalties. Users can choose to make a donation to NHS Charities after downloading the pieces, board and cards for the game.

Pieces for the game (available as 2D downloads) include pandemic favourites like grounded aeroplanes, a pizza delivery driver and, of course, a bottle of hand sanitiser.

Covidopoly game piece downloads 

If you enjoyed playing the game why not make a donation to NHS charity here

Time Waits For No One Mr. Trump…

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The Insurrection Act is your last chance, because as you and many of us have witnessed, the courts high or low have been infiltrated. The law of the land has been perverted, there is no justice or liberty in a legal system that refuses to even look at a case that is so obviously one of gross misconduct and corruption.

Either the acting President of the United States does something now utilising the might of the military and patriot militias or the other side will do it against him and his supporters.

fightWhen a soldier holds a rifle in war, either he shoots the enemy first, or he will get shot himself, it is all down to Trump now, he can save the Republic if he acts swiftly and decisively to seize the corrupt operatives in government working with America’s enemies.

If Trump does not act, it will be down to him. He will have lost, not only his dignity, but the Republic, and America will forever be lost to China. Communism, and socialism will take down the once great USA, and due to mass indoctrination, the Chinese will simply land in the USA in the future with their army and be welcomed with open arms.

Trump did not act on Big Tech, and look what they did to him. Do not make the same mistake again, or you will forever be known as a loser who never acted.

America, its history of freedom, liberty, and of innovation, as well as conquest will all be lost in one fell swoop.

Trump is the last patriot standing now in a sinking stinking swamp, and he has to do something. The Insurrection Act is now totally justified under the U.S Constitution — fucking use it now, or they will use it against you and American citizen patriots.

Do it…or die!

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U.S. Courts Refusing to Look at Legitimate Concerns of Illegal Voter Activity

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What does this tell us about the American courts, where legitimate evidence pertaining to mass voter fraud is refused even a look, and rejected? It is quite clear that the current U.S. judicial system is corrupt and tragically operating as a partisan arm of the Democrat Party’s executive branches of state governments.

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UPDATE: 12 December 2020

Supreme Court Rejects Texas Lawsuit and Trump Bid to Undo Election Loss

The order said Texas did not have legal standing to bring the claim.

“Texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another state conducts its elections,” the court said in the unsigned order.

“The worst part of this is, basically the courts are saying they want to stay out of this, and they don’t want to give us a hearing, and they don’t want the American people to hear these facts,” said Rudy Giuliani.

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“When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.” – Thomas Jefferson

The Supreme Court of Pennsylvania, in a split 4–3 decision, overrode the GOP-majority controlled Pennsylvania Legislature’s duly enacted law setting 8 p.m. on Election Day as the deadline for mail-in ballots. That decision was a brazen violation of the U.S. Constitution, as Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito has already suggested, which grants the state legislatures the exclusive authority to determine the manner of selecting electors. This audacious violation of the U.S. Constitution however is overlooked and encouraged by the Democrat Party.

“A true patriot will defend his country from its government.” – Thomas Jefferson

In addition to the state courts, the DOJ, the FBI, and the media have been strangely quiet ignoring blatant examples of mass voter fraud committed in the 2020 election. This dereliction of duty, and blatant partisan partnership with the Democrat Party further fuels the fires of discontent amongst the population.

If things get really bad, the president can instate the Insurrection Act empowering him to deploy U.S. military and federalized National Guard troops to suppress civil disorder, insurrection, and rebellion. Section 252 of the Act. It is clear that the foreign power, namely, China, has corrupted many members of the U.S. courts, Congress, Senate and key workers within the internal government. These elements would have to be arrested and tried for treason, and detained indefinitely.

At least through the passage of time, and as the corrupt elements have been emboldened in their actions, those on the side of justice know who the nefarious operatives are now. They through either their inaction, or action have shown themselves in the light, and can now be identified, and dealt with appropriately.

If the people have no faith in the systems put up to protect their rights, and justice does not mean justice any more, what hope do they have? With nothing left, they naturally move towards other safeguards the U.S. Constitution afforded and that may involve overturning the corrupt institutions through organised revolt against tyranny. The right to bear arms is the meter of liberty, and the people will have the right to do what they have to do to make things right again.

 

“What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve it’s liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it’s natural manure..” – Thomas Jefferson

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Cynthia A. Johnson Democrat Member of the Michigan House of Representatives Threatens to Murder Conservatives

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Imagine an MP for the Labour Party, or Conservative Party in Britain threatening death and murder on voters in a public Facebook post. This is what Cynthia A. Johnson, a Democrat (American Socialist Party) member of the House of Representatives has done, and she is asking for communist insurgent groups like Black Lives Matter and ANTIFA to rise up and kill conservative people in America.

What happens in America would not be tolerated here in Britain, because we have some form of standard in political discourse and choice of MPs (even in the Labour Party). This is not the case in America though, and scum like Cynthia Johnson, are applauded for their evil words encouraging genocide by her own party members.

They say the eyes are the mirror of the soul, well, if you look at this thing, there is literally no soul. The eyes are soulless, lifeless black holes devoid of any compassion or soul.

Being a socialist Marxist black woman as well obviously has afforded this venal vindictive vile cunt a passport to spout her hate filled words without repercussion. It is her privilege of course, as she is part of the protected minority allowed to get away with anything they want in America. No one will see any Democrat member or voter decry this awful piece of slime, this putrid suppurating pustule is not only ugly on the outside, but on the inside as well.

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Five Tips To Solve Small Business Cash Flow Problems During Covid-19 Pandemic

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The worldwide COVID-19 outbreak hit suddenly, causing upheaval to all areas of the economy, especially in small businesses. The virus has forced to bring travel to a halt, close cities, all employees to go remote and has reduced demand for everything but basic necessities. All of these are negatively affecting most organisations and decreasing the ability of businesses to generate income.

As the whole globe grapples with the pandemic, many businesses are put to the test as they are operating in long and uncertain timeframes and facing significant cash flow management issues. In times of great uncertainty, the success of your company depends on how quickly you react and adapt to this ‘new normal’.

If you are experiencing cash flow problems in your small business as a result of coronavirus, here are a few potential solutions to keep your company cash flow as strong as possible during the pandemic.

Estimate Your Current Financial Situation

Before you can figure out where you can make short-term changes, you need a thorough assessment of your organisation as it stands. This financial analysis should include the most recent information on key aspects of your business, including:

  • Annual and monthly revenue and cash flow forecast;
  • Liquidity ratios (this ratio shows how much of your assets can quickly be transformed
  • into cash if needed);
  • Review of turnover forecasts based on emerging business trends resulting from COVID-19;
  • An accurate estimate of all costs and expenses;
  • A complete and detailed picture of your current debt.

Reduce Your Costs As Much As Possible

As soon as you have a more holistic view of where your company stands, you can start working on solving your most pressing cash flow problems. Remember that cash flow refers to both the total amount of money received through sales and the amount of money that remains through your expenses, so you will need to think about where you can reduce costs.

To start cuts, list all your variable and fixed costs. Depending on your field of activity and business model, it is usually easier to cut variable costs than fixed costs, so try to tackle those first. Can you find a less expensive way of shipping your products? Can you temporarily reduce sales personnel commission and incentivise them in another way? But also think about how you can actually change the fixed costs for the variables. When all else fails, try cutting out literally everything you don’t need.

You might also consider taking your business online rather than renting a physical space to save on costs, based on the terms of your lease. Furthermore, if your marketing budget has been affected, there are also many free online resources to help you promote your company through your website and existing social media accounts.

Update Your Cash Flow Forecast Regularly

Your financial statements may seem pretty grim at the moment, so much so that it would be tempting to ignore them entirely. However, now it is more crucial than ever that you have an accurate and up-to-date picture of the financial situation of your company.

Consider updating your cash flow forecast regularly and creating a best- and worst-case scenario that takes into account the decline in sales as the situation develops and the impact of bad debts or late payments on your cash position. You need to understand how much money your organisation can use, what expenses you have, and what expenses you can try to cut back. Then you can think about what kind of external assistance you might need before the situation becomes critical such as requesting payment deferrals from your suppliers and vendors.

Apply For Available Financial Assistance Programs

Even if you can put some of the tips above into practice, it will probably be challenging for you to maintain a healthy cash flow for your small business during these uncertain times. Most companies will still need additional financial assistance. Fortunately, there are several local, state and federal financial programs that can help small businesses cope with the fallout from the coronavirus outbreak.

For example, the Coronavirus Business Interruption Loan Scheme (CBILS) provides fast and flexible financial support for both small and medium-sized UK businesses through the coronavirus crisis. Whether you are looking for regular capital to meet current financial commitments, launch a new project, accelerate growth, hire more employees or move to a bigger workspace, the CBILS scheme offers two different types of financing, such as CBILS loans or CBILS revolving credit facility to help your business thrive in the face of this pandemic.

Consider taking advantage of as many loans as your business is eligible for, to keep your funds safe. This will help to save much-needed money, which you can then use again in business.

Empower Your Team

As a leader of your company, now is not the right time to hide behind a laptop screen at home or in the office. It’s time to step forward and take the lead by empowering your employees to step up too. Therefore, try to be transparent about your actual business metrics and what goals you need to achieve. When you are transparent about what needs to happen to keep the business afloat, and in particular your cash flow goals, you show how much you respect and trust your employees, you empower them to work together to accomplish those goals.

To truly empower your employees, you also need to make sure all of your workers understand what the metrics mean. Show your staff a profit and loss statement and explain how exactly it works. Additionally, walk your team through a balance sheet and describe the difference between profit and positive cash flow and why the last one is the highest priority for your business right now.

Also, make sure everyone in your company understands how they are personally influencing the business. Encourage all fresh ideas, new and strategies and emphasise that the work of each member of the team is important and relevant.

By showing transparency and openness to new ideas and taking the time to educate and empower your team, you are investing heavily in their resilience, unleashing their creativity and increasing motivation to address your business’s challenges.

…and the Mean Santa Award Goes to…

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Who the hell employs a mean spirited socialist Woke commie Santa Claus to upset all the kids in their store? The mean Santa awards has a winner this year.

Whoever this joyless piece of shit is, he needs to be tarred and feathered, then thrown into a very deep fucking crevice in the North Pole by the real Santa.

The little boy asked for a harmless plastic Nerf gun, which is a toy produced by Hasbro, but because this Woke Santa, a liberal socialist Marxist censorious, cancel culture loving turd of the highest inorder, does not believe in little boys having their toys or having fun, he denied him his Christmas wish.

Well fuck you socialist Santa, you’re lucky no members of the Daily Squib were there at the time, or we would have smacked your fat anti-liberty, anti-freedom commie ass into the middle of next week. Go work in China where you belong.