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The Coronavirus is Feeding Very Well Right Now Thanks to End of Lockdown

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The Coronavirus is Feeding Very Well Right Now Thanks to End of Lockdown

This is exactly what the coronavirus prescribed, a deluge of human meat sacks in the parks and any space they can find spreading the virus once again. To see the viral hosts all packed onto beaches and parks cheek to cheek would have no doubt put a very large smile on the virus as it was mealtime once again. The virus needs to eat, and it supped on some real fodder as the idiots took one chink of sun to come out as a signal to bunch up together and inadvertently get infected.

Feeding frenzy

It’s not only the multiple strains that are now thriving, which will eventually of course branch off into further strains rendering the current vaccines useless, but the economic injury to the economy with a further lockdown will no doubt be just as bad.

Even if you have been vaccinated once or twice does not mean you will not contract Covid-19 or one of its many strains, however to see the maskless crowds on Monday of this week was a confirmation that many people have forgotten any risk from the virus affecting them in any way.

Already schools have been open for a month and the virus has made further inroads into population areas, but the effects of this will take a few more weeks to show up on the daily figures. Now that pubs and unnecessary shops will open soon as well, there will be a further deluge, especially as only a few people are wearing masks now.

The London Underground trains are already packed cheek to jowl, one can only imagine the atmosphere in each train carriage as the sardines all inhale and exhale the same air, the water droplets infected with viral particles distributing throughout the carriage, some landing on eyeballs, or open mouths, or inhaled deeply into the lungs.

Add in EU citizens some of them infected coming in and out of the UK through all open ports, especially while a third wave is raging through the European continent, and you can see the opportunities for the virus to continue its feeding frenzy.

It is thus only a matter of time till the next wave, so start preparing right now.

The never-ending circle of stupidity continues…

If You Are ‘Woke’ You Are Working For the Communist Chinese

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If You Are ‘Woke’ You Are Working For the Communist Chinese

Being ‘Woke’ is the new Marxist phrase for detesting Western culture, history, morals and democracy, and was created by Chinese operatives working in Western nations within the last two decades.

Demoralisation of nations takes a few generations, because people have to be indoctrinated in Marxism and in ways to think like the enemy want people to think. Western nations have thus been targeted to educate their youth in how to hate their own nation, funded, indoctrinated by Chinese operatives who have infiltrated the education institutions of the West.

Why are some large well-known brands going ‘Woke’? One would think this is not good for business, however there is a very good reason for it — money. As much as Western universities depend on Chinese communist money, many large businesses are tied in with Chinese money. Consider the monetary value of 1.443 billion Chinese consumers, and it is easy to see why the board of directors will do anything the Chinese Communist Party want them to do.

The long term agenda of course for China is conquest, and by demoralising entire nations, causing riots, and making people despise themselves, the Chinese successfully divide entire populations. The Chinese, although racist themselves, know that multiculturalism in the West is a weak chink in the armour, therefore they pit people against each other through racist operations with CCP controlled groups like BLM and ANTIFA.

People who deem themselves as ‘woke’ are therefore indirectly or directly working for the Chinese Communist Party and its clandestine operations in the West. You have been indoctrinated to believe and follow a Marxist form of communism that is insidious and harmful not only to key Western values of freedom, democracy, and justice, but you are knowingly or unknowingly a useful idiot used by Chinese operatives within the West.

Undermining the West is the biggest priority for the CCP because future plans involve eradication of the Western population so that they can be replaced by Chinese people. China due to its manufacturing is now a polluted wasteland, and the air in most places is unbreathable, but the factories still have to churn out the cheap plastic products for the West, so they can fund the build-up of the Chinese military.

Technology is not cheap or easy to research for military operations, so as much as Chinese agents in the West have infiltrated and stolen military and business secrets later adopted by the PLA, and CCP, the sheer cost of research and development of military hardware/software is immense. The Chinese factories thus churn out their pollution into the earth’s atmosphere every day because money is needed for the Chinese military industrial complex.

Once the greatest nation in the world, the USA today is in serious danger because of the ‘Woke’ infiltration as well as the administration which is tied to China. Joe Biden, through his son, is an asset of the CCP, and is a danger to national security, however the Chinese money that flows into the United States is too large an amount to ignore.

The many variables the Chinese use to undermine the West are all working very nicely, and through Soviet states like the European Union, China is given strength every day.

It is only a matter of time as those who are ‘woke’ see the Chinese troops entering their shores, they will greet the PLA soldiers with open arms cheering their arrival, but will they cheer as they as all others are put in trenches and shot in the head?

Perpetual Victimhood Now a Required Human Right

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Perpetual Victimhood Now a Required Human Right

 

Bob Dillon always knew everyone has to answer to someone, but many in the population are surprised to find out that there is always someone higher up the ladder to answer to. Victimhood is thus these days a required element of human rights, and it is this perpetual state of being a victim that makes up our news headlines daily.

The rich are victims of the tax system as much as the poor are victims of the rich, and so this eternal Venn diagram of victimhood is sown.

Victims come thick on a constant basis in our poverty rich world; we have the refugees, the economic migrants, the perpetually betrayed socialists who always moan about something, the Remoaners who constantly bay against Brexit, and even the royals who are hounded by the media. You see, victimhood goes up the line and touches many in every stratum of human society.

You found a toe nail in your soup in some restaurant, well the natural thing is for the Daily Mail or some other tabloid to write up a double page spread of the incident of your victimhood, of course with a large photo of you in your best suit smiling and holding it up for the camera. This is prominent news for these tabloids who even publish peoples social network comments as ‘news’ such is their desperation for spamming the web with their banality.

In the ‘Woke’ culture of today everyone is some sort of victim, and there may even come a day when bullies will themselves be deemed as victims and given sympathy. The modern woman of course is the biggest victim in Woke culture, and even though modern women have more rights than ever before in history, they cannot make their minds up whether they are still victims of dastardly men, who in reality are now the victims of a program of vilification that seems endless.

If you are a victim, don’t forget to teach your kids to be victims too, so they can teach their kids to be victims, and ongoing generations.

Burglars are victims of poverty according to courts and are perennially let off for breaking into peoples houses and taking their valuables. These days the actual victims of crime are the forgotten victims, according to the courts they deserved to be burgled and their valuables stolen because they had made the effort to work hard in their lives to acquire some valuables. This is not good in a socialist society especially, and the burglar who is a victim of poverty thus deserves to walk free after robbing you of your valuables.

We could go on and on detailing all of the victims, but we just can’t be bothered any more, perhaps we’re a victim of perpetual laziness and apathy because we just don’t give two fucks any more.

Fleeting Fame of British Celebrities Exposed

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Fleeting Fame of British Celebrities Exposed

 

There’s something about D-list British celebrities that’s well below standard, and if one remembers the 90s with Eastenders starlets like Daniella Westbrook and Brian Harvey of the sickly boy band East17, their banal cockney stardom was a rite of passage for the common folk who aspired to be lifted from the grime of anonymity.

Embrace the wonder and power of drugs when you look at Daniella Westbrook’s face today in 2021, her skin ravaged by years of cocaine abuse, her nose practically hanging off the destroyed cartilage, she is a stark contrast to the youthful beauty she exuded, she has been through the mincemeat machine more than once, a testament to the excesses of Uncle Charlie. One could postulate that Keith Richards looks better than her, even though he has probably done more drugs than any other soul in the rock’n’roll firmament, and he’s still fucking standing loud and proud. To compare a D-list soap opera actress and one of the greatest rock’n’rollers to ever live is a moot point, talent and career wise, but in the context of looks, there is a certain validity to it.

brian harveyBrian Harvey, on the other hand is the same ilk as Daniella Westbrook, and he was shamefully a member of some erroneous boy band some decades ago, and is a lesson in the Music Biz’s Mephistophelian ways. How fleeting fame is to many, exploited by evil pedo scum managers these idiots thought they made it, they were sold the dream, yet are now penniless. Harvey now lives in a mid-terraced property in some shit hole part of London, there are no private jets or long winding driveways. East17 are the epitome of Music Biz nightmares, performing monkeys with egos the size of skyscrapers fuelled by cheap low-quality drugs that have absolutely nothing to show for their putrid performances — absolutely nothing.

Fame is indeed a fleeting moment for many, one only has to peruse the right side of the Daily Mail front page on the web, to wonder who these people all are? Each week a new crop unveils itself, how much did they pay their PR people to get to that innocuous and irrelevant level of existence, these people have no discernable distinguishing features they all look and act the same. It is very hard to even remember their names, and they’re supposed to be ‘famous’ celebrities. All these disgusting vile narcissists vying for that little bit of attention from an increasingly jaded and terminally bored public.

This is why Harvey and Westbrook are the poster children for the morbid death of British celebrity-hood, the devil wrote them up a contract, and they squandered the opportunity, but that’s not the devil’s problem – it never is – he’s still going to collect even if the deal was completed or not.

Choke on your cocaine you gluttonous untalented pukes, look at Daniella Westbrook’s repellant face today and for one second in your mind imagine how beautiful she used to once be, if that ain’t the devil talking through a crack pipe, then what is?

Alternatively you can watch a Brian Harvey rant on YouTube where he is visibly having a complete paranoid drugged up schizoid break down in front of his subscribers.

Whatever the case, there is no rhyme or reason to the way things worked out for these two examples, it just is what it is, and to watch their slow car crash online is somehow liberating, because at the time of their heyday, you knew they were shite and part of a sick celebrity circus of banality, and years after the fact, the proof is in the pudding, to add another cliché to the proceedings. Nothing is nothing in the end, and if you have nothing, nothing will come of you in the end.

DESIGN PLUS: WHY PEUGEOT AND RENAULT CHANGED THEIR LOGOS

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DESIGN PLUS: WHY PEUGEOT AND RENAULT CHANGED THEIR LOGOS

These are fast times for automotive design. Recently the news broke in France that two of the country’s leading automotive brands – Peugeot and Renault – had changed their logos. But as experts reminded me, the initiatives come hot on the heels of rebrands for Audi, Nissan, Volkswagen, Kia, Mini and General Motors.

There’s more behind this than a need to freshen their appeal for younger drivers. The transition from fossil fuel to electric; competition from “electric only” brands; the increasing importance of the Chinese market (and Chinese brands); the decline in car ownership, as well as a related shift in positioning from “car companies” to mobility providers – all these are having a dramatic impact.

Peugeot was more vocal about the change than its rival – perhaps because the change itself is more radical, replacing the heraldic “rampant” lion with a lion’s head in profile. (A sports fan friend of mine in the UK joked that it reminded him of the Gloucester Rugby team logo.)

In fact, the Peugeot design harks back to one used by the company in the 1960s. Coincidentally, Renault’s discreet new look refers to the logo designed by the artist Victor Vasarely in 1972. So it seems that automakers are drawing on their heritage for solidity in the midst of seismic changes. Automotive journalists like those at Autoevolution.com have been broadly positive about the moves.

One graphic designer – who preferred to be quoted off the record as she’s worked for both brands – came down clearly on the side of the Renault logo. “It’s simple, strong and dynamic. It’s timeless yet looks clearly towards the future. It scales easily, adapts to any situation, is open and flexible with good energy circulating within it. And you don’t need to write ‘Renault’ next to it.”

She had reservations about the Peugeot lion, which she felt was “busy and complex”, so perhaps less adaptable to the digital world. She also felt that it departed dramatically from the brand’s DNA. “Strategically, it puts Peugeot in a high luxury category, as the badge shape has similarities to Porsche, Maserati, Lamborghini or Jaguar.”

Three words sum up the new Peugeot logo: quality, timeless and assertive

The logo itself was designed by Peugeot in-house, while the W agency created the rest of the new visual identity, which will be seen in digital and print communication as well as at dealerships and motor shows. The bespoke agency OPen – created for Peugeot by Omnicom – is handling a global rebranding initiative bearing the slogan “Lions of our time”. The underpinning idea is that today’s generation are less interested in earning a fortune than in “quality time” – the value of experience.

On its UK website, Peugeot confirms that its goal is to “move upmarket”. It adds: “Peugeot’s new identity asserts its positioning as an innovative high-end generalist brand. Three words sum up the new Peugeot logo: quality, timeless and assertive.”

Logo_Renault_hoodIt’s fair to say that tampering with a logo is a delicate business – the history of branding is fraught with logo changes that raised consumers’ hackles. As the pandemic has shown us, brands that people have known all their lives can be an unexpected source of reassurance amid the multimedia clutter.

Clothing retailer Gap famously pulled its new logo within a week in 2010 after an online backlash. Fruit juice brand Tropicana experienced a similarly humbling experience five years later.

Independent creative director Aaron Levin commented: “The major issue is that a branding project is systemic, holistic and each contact point is one part of the big puzzle that ends up being the brand. But most people react to the one part that gets squeezed into a media presence, usually a new name or a new logo, without the big picture.”

As the rebranding only takes on its full meaning and force through time, first reactions can be negative, he observes. “Of course, in our social media dominated communication-scape, this negativity gets blown-up way out of proportion.”

He points out that, in the digital realm, both Airbnb and Instagram got “bashed” for their rebrands: the former because people felt the new logo resembled breasts or a derriere, and the latter because users loved the vintage Polaroid look of the original version.

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“But if you look at how the rebrand helped Airbnb get to a whole new level today, and look back at what their identity was before, it’s obvious they made the right move,” he says. “Same goes for Instagram. When they changed to the more abstract camera icon, people felt that they had lost their soul. But the Polaroid version worked when Instagram was just a filter that made your pictures look vintage. Instagram was transitioning to becoming a social media platform in its own right and it needed a simpler icon that could be reduced to a few pixels in the footer of a web site.”

Logos in any field do not drive change – they are driven by change. So despite their retro allure, it’s likely that the new logos soon to be affixed to the radiator grilles of Peugeot and Renault automobiles are pointing in the right direction.

Goebbels Minister of Disinformation Post for Another Harry Job

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Goebbels Minister of Disinformation Post for Another Harry Job

Harry and Meghan claimed to have left the UK because of too much media attention, it’s funny then how Harry is now working under the wing of a Murdoch, who will no doubt get more juicy details about the monarchy from the former prince.

The Murdoch media empire has been a huge part of the troubles for the monarchy for decades, and now Harry is being employed by one of the clan, it does not get more ironic than that, especially after the way they treated his long-lost mother.

Along with his errand boy duties at some other ineffectual Silicon Valley firm, the former prince is firmly ensconced with the enemy.

If it was not giving tattle tale interviews with the CBS TV company that grotesquely chose to publish photos of his mother Diana dying in her car crash, the depths of depravity and greed Harry is stooping to is a despicable betrayal of everything that is decent, or good.

It would not be impossible to prove with sufficient repetition and a psychological understanding of the people concerned that a square is in fact a circle. They are mere words, and words can be molded until they clothe ideas and disguise.
― Joseph Goebbels

Naturally, old Rupert must be giggling so hard, his colostomy bag may detach itself. As for Josef Goebbels, his dream and techniques in propaganda are alive and well today with the likes of The Commission on Information Disorder.

New Job Harry Now Has to Answer to a CEO

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New Job Harry Now Has to Answer to a CEO

 

Shameful Harry now has to answer to a CEO with his new job in Silicon Valley.

Imagine a monarch having to kowtow to a boss, someone with supreme royal blood scuttling around some ‘trendy’ office space to hand his boss pieces of paper, or maybe shooting off to the photocopier to do some bulk copying. This latest disgrace is an affront to the British Royal family who would never stoop so low to be some sort of errand boy in an office bowing to some frat kid CEO, let alone a mere American.

“Well, he’s used to being a subordinate to Meghan, so some other American brat is not any different. Basically Harry has now been reduced to the level of an office worker, and for a monarch to go so low is a disgraceful act. Harry has betrayed his monarch aristocratic class, and not only that, over shared. His TV interviews have revealed too much private stuff that in the higher echelons is a definite crime. What’s he going to do next, sweep the fucking floors?” one royal commentator quipped about the whole sorry affair.

If it’s not begging Disney CEOs for employment for his parasite wife, it’s spilling royal secrets to American talk show hosts, and now the final indignity on the spoiled cake, a job in a fucking office.

The ride down from royalty is indeed precipitous.

Biden Eats Ice Cream While Migrants Kept in Cages

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Biden Eats Ice Cream While Migrants Kept in Cages

 

“Hmm, hmm, this ice cream is delicious, wanna lick? Psych!” Biden taunts a Mexican boy who has not eaten for three days. The boy watches Biden munching on the large ice cream and drool flows down his chin.

Who says the Democrats don’t treat their future voters well? The Detention Centers on the borders are now overflowing with illegal migrants all stuck in cages in despicable conditions.

“You’re gonna vote Democrat when you eventually get out of here aintcha boy? Gimme a break man! These cages are great, look you can see each other through them! Welcome to America amigo!”

 

Globe Must Prepare Now For Next Pandemic

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Globe Must Prepare Now For Next Pandemic

 

COVID-19 seems to have been the first wave, a dry run tester to gauge the reaction of nations and people. Although the pandemic has caused some death, and economic damage to select nations, the next pandemic might not be so forgiving — this is why governments must prepare now for the pandemic that will do some real damage.

The increase in zoonotic viruses affecting the human populations lies mainly in the eradication of borders between human and animal ecosystems as well as mass factory farming.

One of the top candidates for the next pandemic is the Nipah Virus, which causes the death of three out of four humans infected such is its efficacy.

What is particularly dangerous about the Nipah Virus is that it can stay dormant in the host’s body for more than 45 days without visible symptoms, all the while infecting other human hosts. The Nipah Virus causes acute respiratory problems and swelling in the brain (encephalitis) resulting in fatality.

Nipah virus can be transmitted to humans from animals (such as bats or pigs), or contaminated foods and can also be transmitted directly from human-to-human. The predominant areas where the Nipah Virus has been prevalent are South East Asian countries emanating mainly from fruit bats of the Pteropodidae family.

With COVID-19, and International travel, we have seen how fast a virus can spread from one part of the globe to the other. Due to economic connectivity, the globalist economy is dependent on travel routes staying open, whether in shipping, land or air. It is thus an almost certainty that the next pandemic will take advantage of these routes and cause the next pandemic.

There are numerous contenders for the next pandemic, but we also have the H5N8 Bird Flu which was recently transferred for the first time onto humans in Russia. Poultry farms across the globe where humans utilise mass farming techniques could easily be the next pandemic that causes devastation. As for viruses like Ebola, they are thankfully dealt with effectively in the African regions where eruptions take place, however if Ebola were to cross borders then the deadly pathogen would be practically unstoppable.

Preparation is the key to survival, and whilst other governments will choose to ignore the imminent threats, the ones who prepare will be king after the next devastating wave appears on the scene.

 

The Gloves Are OFF! The Queen Will Not Stand For Blackmail

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The Gloves Are OFF! The Queen Will Not Stand For Blackmail

There comes a time when one has to fight back, and Her Highness, the Queen has frankly had enough of the threats from Harry and Megain to go to the Press to snitch on the Windsors. How can anyone discuss anything when one party keeps going to the media revealing private conversations?

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Harry and Megain have attempted to make a laughingstock of the Monarchy, even though there has only been dignity and decorum from the Queen. Harry’s unprecedented decisions to leak information about the Palace without the Palace’s approval is a breach of trust and most of all security.

Harry is putting the Monarchy in danger, and he does not seem to care two figs about it.

Where the Palace and members of the Royal Family keep private conversations away from the media, Harry and Megain have been leaking private conversations as a matter of power play, and are threatening to reveal even more classified information to the American Press in the near future.

Playing nice has not obviously worked, and this is why the Queen needs to whack this mole very hard. If the Palace does not take away their Sussex titles away very soon, the damage will continue onwards, ad infinitum. Clean break Ma’am!

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