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DAS BOOT : Von Der Leyen Considering Sending EU-boats Against Global Imports to UK

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EU Führer Ursula von der Leyen is so angered that Britain is creating global world trade deals worth Trillions of pounds and that global exports outside the EU have increased by 2.1% since 2019, whilst EU exports have dwindled by 29.4%, that she has furiously ordered dozens of EU-boats to sink supply shipments to the UK.

“Quarter 1 2021 is the first quarter since records began in January 1997 that imports of goods from non-EU countries are higher than from EU countries.”

– Quarterly bulletin on UK trade, ONS, 12 May 2021

“Ve vill cutten offen ze Britisher schweinhunds unt their shipping lines. How dare they acquire goods from other countries around ze wurld unt bypass ze EU!”

Von der Leyen has ordered a blockade across the Atlantic as well as picking off convoys passing through the Gibraltar straits, and for EU-boats to patrol the Mediterranean.

Obergruppenführer Frans Timmermans has been put in charge of the production and maintenance of the EU-boats which will be stationed all across the Vichy French sea wall.

– Brest EU-Boat base : 1st and 9th flottillas

– Lorient EU-boat base : 2nd and 10th flottillas

– St-Nazaire EU-boat base : 7th and 6th flottillas

– La Rochelle EU-boat base : 3rd flottilla

“Ve vill not letten ein single British supply ship through. Nein! Nein! Nein! Our EU-boats vill hunt the seas like packs of wolves, unt ve can sniff a supply ship from 20 miles avay!”

Meanwhile, in Blighty, non-EU trade deals are being pulled out of hats at such a great rate, Remainers and Brexit doom sayers have all been shut down, their silence more telling than anything else.

Liz Truss, Britain’s International Trade Secretary, is some kind of superwoman who deserves her fair share of medals from HRH for her services to enriching Britain with global trade deals worth Trillions.

CPTPP offers 95 percent tariff-free trade on goods between members and advanced provisions for services and digital trade. But unlike when we were in the European Union, we will remain a fully sovereign nation as this partnership is purely about free trade.

We have already secured nearly £900 billion in trade in covering 66 countries plus the EU. But Global Britain is just getting started. Joining CPTPP and striking an ambitious trade deal with New Zealand would take this to new heights.

By satisfying the growing global appetite for high-quality British goods and services, our businesses will have more money to invest in their future, whether it involves hiring more people or expanding their operations.

We will bring home the benefits of free and fair trade to every region and nation of the UK. As the Fraser of Allander Institute found, around 6.5 million jobs across the country are estimated to rely on exports. Put simply, Global Britain means local jobs.

 

THIRD WAVE: Sunshine and Alcohol Fuelled Delight For the New Covid Indian Strain

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We hate to be party poopers, or the kind of people who tell you ‘told you so’ however…er…we told you so months ago that the next wave would be upon us after a brief build up, and SAGE scientists have now confirmed what we predicted. The Third Wave, along with the much deadlier Indian strain should be a real eye opener.

Everyone loves to party, to get completely sozzled, enjoying football matches, concerts, whatever, in fact we at the Squib are professed kings of Bacchanalia, and devoutly prostrate ourselves in front of Bacchus and embrace the spirit of Dionysus, however there is a time and a place for everything. The global pandemic is not a time for fucking holidays, partying or any sort of congregation with other humans in close quarters.

Yes, there are deniers that the Covid-19 Chinese Virus exists, and they should all be sent to India where they are running out of wood to cremate the hundreds of thousands of dead bodies, or to see the wheezing people desperate for oxygen outside overflowing hospitals. Try and deny Covid then, you fucking morons.

Having a global pandemic is not about our freedoms being taken away, it is about surviving a deadly virus that will attack your motherfucking cells, your brain and lungs. Even if you get it and survive, you are susceptible to ‘long Covid’ a term that describes long-term debilitating health problems.

One thing that Dominic Cummings said during the recent parliamentary hearing where he was ridiculed and laughed at, was the most potent and real comment anyone could have ever made. Yes, the lockdown needed a dictator-like character, a sole person to really make the lockdown a proper fucking lockdown. In war, you need a Churchillian type of character, because we had a laissez-faire lockdown, which is not really a lockdown. We might as well have not had a first lockdown, because it was not a lockdown. People were using it as an extended holiday by going to the beaches and parks to party. International flights were still coming in from China for fucks sake, and all over the world where Covid is raging at some point. Do not even bother calling it a lockdown if the buses are full, and the London Underground is overflowing with sweaty huffing people. As for the second so-called ‘lockdown’, it was not a lockdown in any sense, the roads were full, the flights flew, the parks and beaches were full.

Unless people and the government takes the virus seriously, this insidious cunning microscopic Chinese engineered beast will keep chipping away, and it will never go away. One has to of course sympathise somewhat with the government who are stuck between a rock and a hard place, the economy and total collapse of society are just as important to stop, however, scientifically speaking, the more the virus spreads, the more chance it will get to mutate. Additionally, vaccines not only offer a false sense of security, but help the virus to mutate, simply because it is forced to mutate to survive.

The virus wants to survive at all costs, but it seems the silly humans are more concerned with getting their year’s two-week holiday in some shit hole crowded tourist Spanish fuck bowl. If you really want to die a horrible gasping death, or spread the virus to others, then go ahead. The virus wants you to do it. Where will the stupid hospitality and tourism industry be when everyone’s fucking dead? You won’t have any customers anyway.

If you have not prepped, as we suggested months ago, then this is your last call. Food inflation is already at record levels, and it is going to get a hell of a lot worse.

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A Business Guide: How To Attract International Clients

If your business has recently maxed out its money-making potential, you might want to consider looking further afield for profit by attracting international clients. Your home-nation audience might be your bread and butter, but they aren’t necessarily your be-all-and-end-all. There’s a whole world of consumers out there just waiting for a company like yours to offer them a service; you just need to extend your reach to them!

Here are three things you must do if you want to attract international clients:

1. Optimise your online image

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The Internet doesn’t abide by borderlines or boundaries. It has the capacity to reach all four corners of the earth without being impeded, which is why you must optimise your online image at all costs. Once you perform this crucial task, you will find it much easier to reach, engage, and retain a further-reaching audience that spans the entire globe.

To optimise your company’s online image, you must:

  • Showcase your expertise on organic online outlets (blogs, forums, etc.)
  • Display your company culture and values via your ‘About Us’ page
  • Maintain an approachable brand identity on all platforms
  • Be there for your customers at all times in the day by offering a LiveChat service
  • Engage with your audience via social media and always respond to their feedback

2. Get out there and show your face

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If you want your international target market to trust in your business, you need to get out there and show your face! You can’t continue to hide beyond a video technology monitor — you need to showcase the fact that you are, quite literally, willing to go the extra mile to provide your overseas audience with an optimised level of service.

To ensure that your travelling experiences go off without a hitch in this instance, be sure to make use of an intelligent business travel tool. With an optimised travel management solution at your disposal, you will find it easier to remain on schedule with regard to attending important meetings, networking events, and talks. This will showcase your high level of professionalism, which in turn will be sure to improve the authoritativeness of your international brand image going forward.

3. Perform extensive market research

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No matter what specific overseas audience you choose to target, it’s imperative that you perform an extensive amount of research on them. The fact that you haven’t grown up saturated in their culture means that won’t understand the intricate nuances of their consumer habits, which is why you must take some time to study their purchasing patterns, needs, and specifications.

For comprehensive advice and guidance on the matter of conducting international market research, be sure to click here.

Is your business ready to take that next all-important leap forward in its development? If so, you should make an effort to crack into the international market. When you decide to take on this difficult yet incredibly rewarding challenge, be sure to remember all of the advice laid out above.

Fashion Film: ‘Alex’ by Prolific Milan Photographer Luca Spreafico

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Fashion film is a genre that over the years has greatly evolved. Whereas in the past we’d generally define it as non-narrative video connected to a brand or label, nowadays, this definition appears to be rather obsolete. Fashion film has now become a playground for creatives to experiment with: film directors may want to break away from traditional ways of telling a story and photographers may be looking for a way into the film industry. That’s what happened with Milan-based fashion photographer Luca Spreafico, who has just released his fashion film Alex. Even though in the past he’s produced video content alongside his photography work, this work represents his first narrative piece.

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Spreafico shared the project with me last year, just as we were about to come out of the strictest of lockdowns here in Italy. Especially for those whose work relies on meeting people and producing new content for clients, not being able to leave the house generally meant not being able to work. That’s why in addition to moving closer to the type of content that he wants to make in the future, Alex also represented an opportunity for the director to not stand still and have something to share with people across film festivals (which took place mostly online), platforms and online media.

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The film breaks away from pre established video genres and finds itself at a crossroad between fashion film, short film and dance video. Inspired by EMDR therapy, Alex looks at abandonment during childhood as something that is likely to accompany us into adulthood. Through an experimental, movement-led approach, Alex recreates a dreamlike scenario in which dance becomes a release tool to work through one’s traumas.

When I watched the film for the first time, I realised how the fear of being abandoned is something that we all have in common. Knowing that one day those who have cared for will no longer be there has to be one of the hardest realisations and something that can hardly be expressed through words. With Alex, Spreafico gracefully unfolds this narrative through movement and dance, taking us on an emotional journey into the human psyche.

Link: https://vimeo.com/467642809

Xi Jinping Regrets His Covid-19 Virus Not Killed Enough People Worldwide

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Addressing the CCP on Friday, Chairman Xi Jinping, outlined his great plan to counteract his severe disappointment regarding the lacklustre amount of deaths from the Wuhan Institute of Virology engineered virus — Covid-19. Global deaths have been disappointing to the Chinese president, and now further plans for another engineered virus are afoot.

“The Covid-19 virus, engineered by our CCP and PLA scientists has regrettably only managed to neutralise approximately 3.5 million people globally. This pitiful amount falls way short of China’s forecast, and is cause for serious concern regarding my 5-year-plan to re-populate all nation’s of the world with only Chinese people. I have now ordered our great scientists to engineer another virus, but this time it must be more deadly than Covid-19. The other nations are too stupid, and slow to do anything about it, and this time, we will make it harder for them to make any kind of vaccine. Because of International travel, our agents posing as Chinese tourists will release the virus in key areas where it will be assured to spread through their populations. To make it seem more natural, we will release a small amount in some designated Chinese cities as a form of collateral damage, and to show that we were affected too, however our stringent quarantine system will soon shut the outbreak down, as it rages around the globe. The new virus must have multiple mechanisms to ensure its effective military role to kill the enemy. I am liaising with the Wuhan Virus Lab daily as they give me progress reports on the new virus. We will simply market it as a new strain of the Covid-19 virus, as the foreign scientists are too stupid to realise what we are doing. Professor Shi Zhengli and biowarfare officer in the Chinese Army, Cao Wuchun, will be responsible for the new virus. They have already conducted themselves well creating the Covid-19 virus, but it was not enough, they need to make the next virus even more potent. Meanwhile, our military team of hackers will spread computer viruses throughout their networks disrupting their operations to try and stop our unstoppable virus. We have already sold the plan to our sympathisers and communist delegates in the West, the Democrats, Big Tech and many billionaire businessmen who we deal with. What they do not know is, even if they survive the next big wave, we will purge these useful idiots as much as we purge the others. China always covers all bases, and this time, we will not be denied complete global domination.”

The Cummings and Goings of an Alien Visitor to Number 10

Dominic Cummings has certainly shown off his plutonic alien skills off recently by putting everyone in government in the shit box, stirring it around with his magic alien wand, then flinging it around all over the place.

Arriving in a shiny craft that did not have any visible propulsion, Cummings used his deadly Mekon psychotic stare to scare as many people into submission as possible during the Health and Science Select Committee meeting.

Forget the pandemic and the thousands that have died since its outbreak, the reporters and media were more concerned with who Cummings and his infinite knowledge was going to throw under the bus with his laser like put downs and pre-prepared speeches, much of which sounded highly contrived, almost rehearsed ad infinitum.

Perhaps this alien was conducting this theatrical display for the good of the country, an altruistic exercise in decency, however many will suspect this was solely for the alien’s well-being. Here he was, once a master of all in government, now sadly just a simple alien from outer space whose time on earth was now up.

As Cummings left the hearing, a bright purple light appeared seemingly out of nowhere, and above the venue, a craft once again appeared. Cummings was taken into the spinning craft head first resembling some kind of grotesque reverse birth, and 15 Pentagon men suddenly appeared around the corner all filming the event. No doubt the Pentagon will be leaking the video to CNN soon enough.

CONFESSIONS: Harry Too Stupid to Realise Meghan Setting Him Up For Divorce

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By pushing Harry into these televised confessionals, Meghan Markle, a calculating narcissist, is getting geared up for ammunition to use in her favour for the planned divorce.

The saddest part of the whole theatrical performance is that Harry probably believes he is doing good by admitting he is severely mentally unstable, and that he has taken copious amounts of illegal drugs in the past. All of these confessions to the public were clearly fully endorsed and pushed by Markle.

With just poor Harry out there in TV land parading himself around, there is only silence from Markle. This is because she does not want to present any fodder for any future lawyers to use against her in the upcoming divorce.

The dominant narcissist always wins in the end, as these two lowly characters are both narcissists, but Markle is the most cunning, clever and worldly of the pair, whereas Harry is not. He is being pushed to throw his royal family under the bus, and to publicly confess to things that would make many squirm.

There will come a point when Harry realises he has been played like a fiddle, maybe it is edging through his subconscious right now, that mild knocking of clarity and realisation. If that ever happens, and that’s a big ‘if’, it will be too late, as Markle will have already consulted and schemed with her lawyers. She will then forge her new life of ultimate freedom and riches with two children that hold Royal blood.

Markle, of course planned this months ago, even before leaving the UK. Once she removed the prince from his royal comfort zone and support structure into an unfamiliar environment where the jackals come with beautiful smiles and say yes to everything you say, it would only be a matter of time.

When the trigger is pulled — will be up to Markle.

Harry and Meghan Close to Joining Scientology Cult

Get your Thetans and E-meters ready, Harry and Meghan are now considering joining the Los Angeles chapter of the Scientology cult, close members of the former royal’s group have revealed.

The Church of Scientology’s leader David Miscavige, has already visited the couple’s Montecito mansion, and rumour has it that Meghan and Harry got on with the cult chief like a house on fire.

“Miscavige sees Harry and Meghan as a real coup for the Church. Oprah introduced the couple to Miscavige. Along with luminaries like Tom Cruise and John Travolta, amongst many Hollywood celebrities in the Scientology cult, the profile of the Church would be raised to legendary status with the new additions,” one Scientology observer revealed on Wednesday.

Harry and Meghan have already been audited, and now carry e-meters wherever they go. Auditing can be an expensive business, and Scientology cult members dish out sums like $10,000 for each audit, sometimes running multiple times a week. You don’t have to be an accountant to realise that money can be pissed away very quickly, enriching the Church of Scientology’s already overrunning coffers further.

According to aides close to the couple, Harry has suddenly been cured of his aversion and anger towards the royal family.

“As soon as he put that e-meter on his head and swished it around, Harry invoked the great Thetans into his bruised soul cleansing him of the negative standard memory bank eons accentuating Harry’s beingness and determinism. His engrams were through the fucking roof man as he went into Est repair mode getting out of his constant service facsimile, and his genetic entity elevated to extreme havingness mode through his reactive mind. I immediately called INCOMM as we went into overrun, and Harry’s OT got a hold of him with infinite perceptics. Harry’s restimulation verificational setting was full of self determinism getting ridness of the suppressive persons in his life. Harry then gave me $20,000 right there and then making me very happy,” the Scientology operator in charge of the former royal revealed in the latest edition of Freedom Magazine.

It’s safe to say we won’t hear from Harry and Meghan for a while. Thank you, Church of Scientology for your services. Just send the pair to Sea Org and put them in a cage cleaning floors for the rest of their sorry lives.

Biden Bid For Communist Global Corporation Tax Should be Thwarted

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Commie Joe Biden’s far left agenda of a global corporation tax is definitely not what Brexit Britain needs. We left the EU for more freedom in running our affairs, and along comes communist Joe Biden, and his bid to tie the globe down with his commie global tax agenda.

If Boris listens to the senile perverted commie who cheated his way into power, then he will lose a lot of support from many, locking Britain into the communist tax scheme is the last fucking thing we need.

The bumbling pinko commie fucker, Biden has called on the UK and 37 other members of the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OCED) to enforce a minimum corporation tax rate of 21 percent.

These bully boy tactics by Biden will stifle business in Britain and the globe, creating an uncompetitive atmosphere resembling a Marxist manifesto’s collectivist dream policy.

Just because Biden wants to bankrupt America with his tin pot socialist pet projects that will needlessly pour trillions of dollars into a monetary black hole, does not mean he should force the rest of the globe to furnish his deluded communist fantasy.

There is no communist collectivist utopia Mr. Biden, and there never will be.

Eurovision Song Contest : Badly Dressed Parade of Tone Deaf Dickheads

It is not exactly a revelation that the politically biased and motivated Eurovision Song Contest is not about musicality in any shape or form. Let us simply analyse the name – Euro (The EU state) Vision (a showcase of the EU states’ supposed ‘magnificence’ to the rest of the world) Song (musicality and songs do not exist here) Contest (biased EU judges within a rigged voting system that elevates an EU member state for show for a year).

The grotesque vulgarity of the Eurovision Song Contest displays a diabolical affront to any form of music, lowering the art of composition, artistry in a cheap banal manner to the levels of base mediocrity and creative death.

If this is meant to be the epitome of thousands of years of Western European progress in the arts, let it hang its head in abject shame, a suppurating boil on the asshole of humanity‘s ultimate failure.

Greece 12 points Cyprus 12 points

Badly dressed dickheads grace the EU state funded vast stages miming to camp repetitive eurotrash muzak. It is certainly preferable to have one’s eyes slowly gouged out with rusty ice cream scoopers and ear holes plugged with fast drying concrete than to experience the puerile pestilence and infantile atrocities of the Eurovision Song Contest.

The insipid brown-nosing sycophantic presenters are vomit inducing scum who should be executed with no mercy for their contribution to the violation and death of creativity and artistry, these parasitic enablers are only EU state pawns in a politically motivated Sovietized fascistic state sponsored festival of vile automaton robotic NPC shite, all of them, cunts reading EU state written Goebbels propaganda autocues.

If there is a reason for war, this piece of moribund detritus would be it, and some entity would be welcome to plough through the continent erasing the EU and silencing the Eurovision Song Contest forever. One could only dream of such a momentous gesture, for if it ever became a reality, the stars would align in universal celebration and the rest of the world would rejoice in the party of the century.

As an environmental pollutant, the Eurovision Song Contest should be classified as dangerous as the methane gas emitted from the arses of millions of herds of cows, but at least when a cow moos or farts, the sound is sweeter than anything emitted from the Eurovision Song Contest.