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King Charles is Not Upholding Duty to the Nation and Monarchy

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The late Queen Elizabeth II upheld the root of the nation and monarchy by immediately taking away Harry’s military duties and uniform rights. This was a staunch message of adherence to the code of the monarchy and its standing within the nation. Prince Harry had chosen a different path as a non-working person apart from the British monarchy, therefore quite rightly he would lose certain privileges and ceremonial rights. The exact opposite can be said about King Charles III, who is putting his wayward lost son ahead of the nation and above the monarchy by allowing him to constantly attack the very institution the King is supposedly head of now. By not punishing the constant attacks via the media apparatus of the British monarchy by Harry and Meghan’s proxies, Charles not only shows extreme weedy weakness but is inadvertently allowing the slow throttling death of what was once a great, majestic ruling institution.

Of course, it is totally normal for conflicting attitudes when dealing with a former member of the family who has turned rogue, however the King must think of his duty to the monarchy and the nation. The incessant attacks will only continue ad infinitum until even more damage is done to the already damaged institution.

In this respect, the King must uphold his sworn duty to the Crown as his mother did and relieve the false widow Sussexes of their titles not only for the good of the nation but as a true sovereign would act in upholding the tenets and honourable rights of the monarchy, which is currently under attack from Harry and Meghan.

Enough is enough. If the current King does not show his force, he will be deemed as irrelevant and an easy target for the foreseeable future and beyond. He will have also damaged the Crown and country by not acting with haste, simply because he is scared of confrontation.

The King must make a simple black and white decision, to let the British monarchy live — or die.

WW3 UPDATE: Slowly But Surely the Escalation of War Continues

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With the Houthis taking over shipping in the Red Sea and threatening global trade, there is a serious undertone to the escalation of the war in Gaza. WW3 could easily increase in its voracity and proliferation across the rest of the globe.

WW3 UPDATE

Distraught shipowners have called for more military protection on maritime routes in the Middle East after the continuous attacks by Iran-backed Houthi rebels in the Red Sea have sparked fears of logistical disruptions to global trade, including oil and gas supplies.

With its connection to the Mediterranean Sea via the Suez Canal, it is one of the most heavily travelled waterways in the world, carrying maritime traffic between Europe and Asia. The Red Sea is the superhighway to the Suez Canal. Judah Levine, Freightos’ head of research, said the Suez Canal sees 50–60 vessels transiting each day for about 19,000 each year, including about 30% of global container traffic.

On Sunday, the Pentagon reported a US warship and three commercial vessels had come under attack off the Yemeni coast. These are the same Houthi rebels who targeted Israeli ships last month. Behind all this nastiness is of course Iran, who is waging a proxy war against Israel, the USA and anyone else who is part of the Great Shaitan alliance.

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Meanwhile, in Ukraine, things are quiet on the Eastern front as troops on both sides hunker down for the winter. How long can a bankrupted America which has borne the brunt of the failed Bidenomics spendthrift insanity continue to fund Ukraine and supply weapons, especially as war has broken out in Israel and Gaza? At some point, Uncle Sam is going to have to say the USA is all used up.

The antithesis of giving up funding and arming Ukraine is that Putin finally wins, and is so emboldened that he continues going West towards the grand prize Germany and France. However, if Putin does not win the war and even loses the Crimea, it is a certainty that he will relieve the loss with a few tactical nukes just to show who the boss is in the area. A few tactical nukes on Ukraine would also warn the West to keep out of the affairs of Russia and its underlying borders. Alternatively, the radiation plumes could pass over Europe, killing hundreds of thousands of people. We could be in a full nuclear WW3 retaliation scenario in a matter of weeks.ww3 update war

With arms and military supplies coming from N. Korea, China and Iran, the Russian military can go on fighting for the next five decades, as this is for Russia not only a war for Ukraine but a war for its own shadow, its own honour, and the Russians are playing a long game against a West which seems fatigued by the whole sordid episode.

In China, Xi Jinping is readying to enter WW3 not only by pumping the USA with cheap Fentanyl but its daily jaunts into Taiwanese airspace. The Chinese J-10 and J-16 aircraft and helicopters operating off central Taiwan and to the island’s southwest, crossing over the Taiwan Strait’s median line at will, are an early sign of Chinese bravado when it comes to its stance on invasion. Taiwan’s ruling separatist Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) will be headed by Lai Ching-Te will cause Beijing serious headaches if they win the January 16 election. What China wants is a pro-Chinese alliance in Taiwan, but they are not getting one. This in itself could lead to war, and with an insouciant Joe Biden standing around like a ghost, he may even let China take the small island, which would open the door for more conquest for China in the region.

With Trump riding high in the presidential race polls for 2024, the focus will shift towards the United States which for the past few decades has been the Disunited States, where populations have never been so polarised apart from the times of Civil War. The only thing that gets American socialists to scream and cry in the streets is a Trump win, and although entertaining to watch, it could mean another civil war in America. Consequently, if Trump loses again after being cheated at the polls once more, this could bring about civil war as well.

Thankfully, most of the global population, especially in the West, are completely oblivious to what is actually happening, and may it stay that way. We certainly do not need anyone waking up to reality; it is better for them to continue watching their game shows and Strictly Come Dancing episodes.

Now that the great Henry Kissinger has popped his clogs, it is up to the Daily Squib to take up his immense insight and intuition within the geopolitical field (only joking). Next month, another WW3 update.

JetX: Playing Mechanisms and Winning Strategies

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It is a unique and captivating online casino game developed by SmartSoft Gaming, and has risen in popularity due to its simple yet thrilling mechanics and the potential for high rewards. JetX, blending elements of arcade-style gameplay with betting, offers an engaging experience for both casual and seasoned players. Understanding its mechanisms and strategies is key to maximizing the chances of winning.Â

Understanding JetX Gameplay

At its core, the slot is a round of prediction and timing. The match features a virtual aircraft that takes off at the beginning of each round, ascending vertically while increasing its multiplier. Players place bets on how high the jet will fly before it randomly explodes. The objective is to cash out the bet before the jet explodes. If the jet explodes before one cashes out, he loses the bet.

Key Features

  • Simplicity: The slot interface is straightforward, with JetX players only needing to decide their bet amount and when to cash out.
  • Multi-Betting: Users have the option to place two bets simultaneously in each round, potentially increasing chances for a win.
  • Randomness: The explosion point of the jet is unpredictable, ensuring each round is unique and fair.
  • Autoplay and Auto Cash Out: These features enable players to set automatic play and cash-out options based on specific multipliers.

Winning Strategies in JetX

While JetX is largely based on luck, certain strategies can enhance the playing experience and potential winnings.

  • Conservative Betting: Start with small bets, especially if you’re new to the game. This approach allows users to place a JetX bet and understand the game’s dynamics without risking significant capital.
  • Setting Profit and Loss Limits: Always decide on the maximum amount one is willing to lose and a profit target. Once one reaches either limit, stop playing. This disciplined approach helps manage the bankroll effectively.
  • Utilizing Auto Cash Out: Set the auto cash-out at a reasonable multiplier, like 1.5x or 2x. This mechanic ensures consistent, albeit smaller, wins and minimizes the risk of losing by waiting too long.
  • Observing Game Trends: Before placing stakes, watch a few rounds to get a sense of how the game behaves. While past performance doesn’t predict future outcomes in games of chance, it can sometimes offer insights into short-term trends.
  • Split Betting Strategy: Use the multi-betting option in JetX to place one higher and one lower stake, cashing out the lower one at a safe multiplier to cover the potential loss of the higher one.
  • Martingale Strategy: This classic betting mechanics involves doubling the bet after every loss, with the idea that an eventual win will recover all previous losses plus a profit. Be cautious with this strategy, as it can deplete the bankroll quickly.
  • Avoid Chasing Losses: When on a losing streak, it’s advisable to pause and step back. The pursuit of recovering lost bets often leads to impaired judgment and can escalate into more significant losses.
  • Playing for Fun: One should remember that it is a game meant for entertainment. Play with the mindset of having fun rather than making money.

Responsible Playing

It’s crucial to play responsibly. Set a budget for gaming sessions in JetX and stick to it. Online gaming should be enjoyable and not a financial burden. If one finds himself struggling with gaming habits, seek professional help. It offers a unique blend of excitement, unpredictability, and the potential for lucrative rewards. By understanding its mechanics and adopting a strategic approach, you can enhance the gaming experience. Remember to play responsibly, manage the bankroll wisely, and, most importantly, enjoy the thrill of the game. With the right balance of strategy and luck, it can be both a fun and potentially rewarding pastime.

Endgame: Tabloid Reality Celebrities Harry and Meghan Not Relevant Anymore

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This truly is the endgame for Harry and Meghan, and they will now never be accepted back into the royal fold again, especially after the most recent Omid Scobie nonsense.

“I don’t see these two people as royals in any way, instead they are lowly vulgar tabloid reality star celebrities who are really pissing off the people and of course the actual royals. Please, Britain or Africa or somewhere else, take these idiots away from America. We are fed up!” a former Harry and Meghan American fan revealed.

Indeed, patience with the Sussexes is drying up in America, and even staunch former fans of the couple are dumping the duplicitous duo and their nasty attacks on the royal family. Whilst the Windsors exude an air of dignity, duty and royal class, Harry and Meghan exude an air of desperation, vulgarity and parasitic nastiness.

Endgame

King Charles recently stated that he would not take away the royal titles away from the two miscreants despite their constant attacks, and we can only assume that either the king is extremely weak, or he is worried about other pieces of royal secrets that Harry and Meghan would release.

There are no winners throughout this entire sad episode of shite. Just a sordid morose endgame recycling the same old tired accusations ad infinitum.

The Transformative Power of Yoga: Enhancing Your Life Through Practice

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In today’s fast-paced world, where stress and anxiety often reign supreme, finding a practice that nurtures both the body and mind has become increasingly crucial. Enter yoga – a centuries-old discipline renowned for its transformative effects on physical, mental, and emotional well-being, enhancing your life for the better. Implementing the transformative power of yoga into your daily routine can pave the way for a profound enhancement in various aspects of your life.

Physical Wellness

At its core, yoga is a holistic practice that promotes physical fitness through a combination of postures (asanas), controlled breathing (pranayama), and meditation. Regular practice enhances flexibility, strength, and balance. The various poses stretch and strengthen muscles, improve joint mobility, and promote better posture, reducing the risk of injury and enhancing overall physical resilience.

Stress Reduction and Mental Clarity

One of the most celebrated aspects of yoga is its ability to alleviate stress and promote mental clarity. Through the practice of mindfulness, deep breathing exercises, and meditation, individuals can effectively manage stress levels. Yoga encourages a present-centred focus, calming the mind and offering a reprieve from the chaos of everyday life. This heightened awareness fosters mental clarity, leading to better concentration, improved decision-making, and enhanced emotional resilience.

Emotional Balance

Yoga isn’t merely a physical practice; it delves into the realm of emotions and spirituality. Regular practice helps individuals connect with their inner selves, fostering emotional balance and stability. By acknowledging and processing emotions on the mat, practitioners learn to navigate life’s challenges with greater ease. This emotional intelligence gained through the transformative power of yoga often translates into improved relationships, self-awareness, and a more positive outlook on life.

Improved Sleep Patterns

In a world where sleep disorders are increasingly prevalent, yoga offers a natural remedy. The relaxation techniques and meditative aspects of yoga calm the nervous system, helping individuals unwind and prepare for a restful night’s sleep. By reducing stress and promoting relaxation, yoga contributes to improved sleep quality and better sleep patterns.

Enhanced Overall Well-being

The cumulative effects of yoga on the body, mind, and spirit result in an overall sense of well-being. The practice encourages a lifestyle centred around self-care and mindfulness. From increased energy levels and better immunity to a more profound sense of inner peace and happiness, yoga paves the way for a holistic improvement in quality of life.

Implementing Yoga into Daily Life

Incorporating the transformative power of yoga into your routine doesn’t necessitate hour-long sessions or complex poses. Starting with just a few minutes of practice each day can yield noticeable benefits and contribute significantly to enhancing your life. Whether it’s a gentle morning stretch, a lunchtime breathing exercise, or a calming bedtime routine, consistency is key. Joining a class, accessing online resources, or seeking guidance from a qualified instructor can provide structure and support as you embark on your yoga journey.

Subsequently, the multifaceted benefits of yoga extend far beyond the physical realm. By integrating this ancient practice into your life, you open the door to a transformative journey toward improved physical health, mental well-being, emotional balance, and overall ejaculatory life satisfaction.

 

Much Ado About Nothing: Not Racist to Ask About Baby Skin Colour

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It is perfectly normal for mixed race parents or relatives to debate what skin colour or complexion a baby will have before it is born.

To think that simply discussing such a subject is racist is absolute nonsense, to suggest so is simply a form of race-baiting. Genetic DNA mixes can come up with some interesting variations.

Naturally, the vindictive Meghan Markle and her attack poodle have created a hornets nest of nastiness and put the Windsors in the direct line of fire for the race-baiters to take pot shots.

Scientifically speaking, the baby skin colour from mixed race couples can be a fascinating subject involving many genetic variables that not only determine colouring of the skin but colour of the eyes and hair of the child.

Piers Morgan has revealed the names of the royals accused of the silly crime of simply asking a question during his latest show, which was a response to a Dutch ‘printing error‘ involving the latest sordid atrocity by Omid Scobie.

All of this hokum is of course inconsequential to the royal family, who will no doubt just get along with their duties and completely ignore all the needless hysteria being churned out by the media sewage machine.

Daily Squib Exclusive: The Ann Widdecombe Brexit Interview

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The Right Honourable Ann Widdecombe DSG, or as we call her in the Squib office, Auntie Widders, is a straight-shooting problem solver. If we had more MPs like Ann Widdecombe in government today we as a nation would not be in such a mess, or more specifically, the Tories would not be in such turmoil.

Ann was Member of Parliament (MP) for Maidstone and The Weald, and the former Maidstone constituency, from 1987 to 2010 and Member of the European Parliament (MEP) for South West England from 2019 to 2020. After leaving the Conservative Party, she was a member of the Brexit Party from 2019 until it was renamed Reform UK in 2021; she rejoined Reform UK in 2023.

We are very grateful to Ann for agreeing to answer a few questions about Brexit and to highlight its continuing importance, even though it has been sidelined somewhat by the current Sunak regime, and is threatened even further by the incoming Labour government when the May General Elections are held.

The EU Referendum result of 2016 and hard-fought subsequent Brexit were one of the most important democratic events to have taken place in recent British history. The Daily Squib fought hard for it as did many Brexiteers, and we feel we have some responsibility to reiterate its continuing importance, especially regarding the sovereignty of the British Isles and global trade.

ANN WIDDECOMBE BREXIT INTERVIEW

Daily Squib: Can you explain why you believe that Brexit was crucial to the UK’s sovereignty, and how it has enhanced the nation’s ability to make independent decisions?

Ann Widdecombe: I was a Minister for nearly 7 years and realised in that time how very little Britain could control its own laws. Everything we did had to be compatible with EU law, regardless of the benefits to us of doing otherwise. The very definition of sovereignty is control over your own affairs. We did not have that.

DS: How do you respond to those who argue that the UK’s compatibility with the EU could have been improved through negotiations and reforms, rather than complete separation?

AW: Experience. David Cameron went off with much fanfare to obtain concessions from the EU prior to the Referendum, and came back with nothing.

DS: In your opinion, how has Brexit impacted the UK’s ability to control its borders and immigration policies, and do you consider this to be a positive outcome?

AW: Obviously since Brexit, we have had complete control of legal immigration in as much as we can decide whether people are admitted and on what terms. The failure to deal with illegal immigration is down to the Government and not to Brexit.

DS: Could you discuss the trade implications of Brexit for the UK and how it has influenced the nation’s economic sovereignty and flexibility?

AW: Since Brexit, we have implemented some very serious trade deals which will have a massive economic benefit.

DS: What do you see as the main benefits of the UK having the freedom to enter into independent trade agreements post-Brexit, and how has this impacted the nation’s global standing?

AW: The benefits speak for themselves. We can now trade on terms which suit us and the other country, rather than adhere to EU requirements.

DS: Some critics argue that Brexit has increased bureaucracy and challenges for UK businesses. How do you respond to these concerns and what measures do you believe can mitigate them?

AW: I refer you to Nissan which predicted that it would move its business from the UK and has now increased its business, claiming that the effects of Brexit on its operations have been “negligible”. That, however, does not please me because the effect would be beneficial if we made a bonfire of the EU regulations and started competing with the EU rather than shadowing it.

DS: Personal support for Brexit can be driven by various factors. What were the primary reasons that led you to support Brexit on a personal level?

AW: Sovereignty.

DS: In retrospect, how do you view the implementation and negotiation process of Brexit, and what could have been done differently or more effectively?

AW: In retrospect, I say what I said at the time. The deal was appalling and effectively isolated Northern Ireland.

DS: How do you see the future relationship between the UK and the EU, and what are your hopes for the country now that it has officially left the European Union?

AW: I hope that ties between the UK and the EU will loosen over the coming years, that we will compete with the EU but build good relationships with the individual European countries.

DS: There was at one point talk of a ‘Singapore on the Thames’, but that never came into fruition. Do you think to some extent that the Tories squandered their mandate to create and maintain a valid Brexit?

AW: Of course, the Tories squandered their mandate. Why do you think I joined first the Brexit Party and then Reform?

DS: Should Britain leave the ECHR which many say is holding the country back from stopping the illegal migrant trafficking across the Channel, and do you think France has been complicit in encouraging illegal migration to the UK as a form of vindictive Brexit punishment?

AW: Yes, we should leave the ECHR and yes, France has been slack in stopping the boats. I think Macron’s motives are more to do with getting rid of the problem from French shores than with taking revenge for Brexit.

DS: If, and when Labour wins the next General Election, is it almost a certainty that Brexit will be in danger by the likes of Keir Starmer and his Cabinet?

AW: Yes.

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“White Lung Syndrome” – Another Lovely Chinese Export to the World

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What a wonderful country China is, an overpopulated polluted shithole that exports nasty viruses across the globe every few years ruining economies and killing millions of people. The last lovely Chinese export was from Wuhan and was Covid-19, now we’ve got another lovely Chinese disease to contend with, some kind of respiratory illness or virus that attacks the lungs called ‘white lung syndrome’.

As usual, the Chinese Communist Party is keeping their mouths shut about this horrid white lung syndrome, and not even divulging data to the WHO or anyone else for that matter.

In early 2020, it was the millions of Chinese tourists visiting Europe that contaminated the European continent and then went global. This time around, the Netherlands is ground zero in Europe and cases will probably spread further. As we all know, the rest was pure history, from which many nations have still not recovered. Who knows what other delights await us after the next wave of bubbling Chinese viruses spread across the globe like fucking wildfire?

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Here’s to the wonderful Chinese who bring only tremendous things to the world and spread happiness wherever they go.

How Are Tech Innovations Reshaping The Traditional Business Landscape

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Competition is a constant factor in the business world in all segments. Digital technologies and the internet have created new forms of interaction between consumers and companies. Before the internet, a marketplace for booking rooms, like Airbnb, would never have existed. Nowadays, the company is worth more than USD 82 million. Tech innovation makes business innovation possible, creating new solutions and products for consumers.

Technology, Efficiency, and Safety

When our mobile networks went from 2G to 3G, we went from MMS to live video streaming. The upgrade to 4G allowed online gaming and HD transmissions. Implementing 5G will transform the business landscape even further.

The new internet speed allows for the development and implementation of next generation technologies. They include IoT, AI, and data analysis on a large scale. Those technologies create new ways of interaction between businesses and consumers. The low latency and high speed delivered by 5G allow consumers to use AR and VR headsets for shopping.

The seamless mobile connectivity has also laid the groundwork for creating telemedicine solutions. Online businesses are improving their KYC meaning these processes have become faster and more reliable. Automated verifications include the use of AI tools, preventing fraud and money laundering.

Reasons to Adapt

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The most competitive brands are quick to adapt to the newest tech innovations. Primary goals include providing a superior customer experience, optimising operations, and increasing profit. Such benefits are vital for gaining an edge over the competition. Moreover, they result in business growth and market expansion. Adapting fast to tech innovations can be the difference between success and oblivion.

Here are some solutions already driving growth across a wide range of segments.

Artificial Intelligence (AI) and the Internet of Things (IoT)

AI software solutions can improve customer services with chatbots and virtual assistants. Automated systems and services can cut costs while increasing productivity. There is also AI-based software for handling vast amounts of data. Those analyses often result in valuable market insights. IoT solutions bring with them the possibility to automate certain processes, remotely and in real-time to monitor equipment, as well as collect more data for better insights and future predictions.

Cloud Computing

Cloud computing creates scalable and affordable data storage options for companies. Cloud computing is also a critical component of remote work. It allows workers to collaborate from anywhere in the world, having access to the same data. Cloud-based solutions also cut costs with maintenance and upgrade of data storage infrastructure.

Blockchain

Blockchain became famous thanks to its loud tenant, Bitcoin. Yet, this technology does more than store cryptocurrency. It makes transparent and secure P2P transactions possible through a decentralised platform. Blockchain solutions are gaining popularity across all industries, from health to finance.

Cybersecurity

The increasing digitisation of everything also attracts an increasing level of threats. Investments in cybersecurity are essential to ensure the safety and privacy of customers. Otherwise, companies could be risking large, material losses. The global market size of this segment is expected to be above USD 87 billion in 2023.

Cyberattacks can be a hard blow to a company’s reputation, with long-lasting effects. Gaming companies suffered a 260% increase in cyberattacks between 2021 and 2022. Standard technologies in this field include encryption, threat detection, and authentication.

Military Conscription: Britain Must Prepare For the Future Now

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The future becomes the present in a moment, and if you are caught sleeping, you will suffer. The global threats that are rising daily are precursors of what is to come shortly. With Russia waging war, and China rattling its wok in the South China Sea as well as the conflict in Israel escalating, these are real threats to global peace. The military conscription must be reinstated and Ministry of Defence funding must be increased. Britain must prepare for a future of war and global conflict that will affect many facets of society, economy and life.

In the United Kingdom, military conscription has existed for two periods in modern times. The first was from 1916 to 1920, and the second from 1939 to 1960. The last conscripted soldiers left the service in 1963. In 2024, it will be imperative that the government reintroduces military service conscription to all men and women aged 18 to 51 years who are living in Great Britain.

Because of equality rights, women should also be conscripted, much like is the case in countries like Israel.

It is an unfortunate, necessary action that must be implemented, or the country will be caught short when the time comes to defend itself. Britain must also think about building more nuclear shelters for the population, because if there is a nuclear confrontation there will be no shelter under the current level of governmental policy.

Due to diminishing natural resources and finite raw materials along with overpopulation and mass migratory movements across the globe due to poverty and climate change, global conflict is inevitable. It is not a question of ‘if’ but ‘when’.

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