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UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News
LONDON - England - The Coalition government's media spokesman has declared that satirical news is now indistinguishable from real news in a recent report. ... Full story
Eurovision: Next Year UK to Submit Bono, Sting, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney and David Bowie and Still Lose
LONDON - England - Everyone knows the Eurovision song contest is all about EU politics and to that end the UK always gets a bum deal, but British Eurovision contest bosses are planning a surprise for next year's competition. ... Full story
New BBC Celebrity Retirement Home Unveiled
MANCHESTER - England - The BBC has unveiled a retirement home exclusively for its ageing presenters and key personnel, a spokesman for the broadcasting company revealed yesterday. ... Full story
Kerry Katona Cocaine Day Loan Ad Banned
CHESTER - England - An advertisement for quick cash loans so people can score a few grams of cocaine featuring coke head reality TV star Kerry Katona, has been banned by the industry watchdog, partly for suggesting the money could help to fund a celebrity lifestyle. ... Full story
Labour Equalities Minister Harriet Harperson Shown Parallel Parking Her Car
BELFAST - Northern Ireland - On a recent visit to the city, Labour Equalities minister, Harriet Harperson showed off her parallel parking and spatial awareness skills to a group of jeering male students. ... Full story
Music Biz Tears as SLJ, THP, FVF and WSX Split
LONDON - England - The Music Biz was in mourning today as numerous manufactured faceless talentless boy bands split. ... Full story
Facebook Friends Unfriended Friend Who Wasn't Very Friendly That Minute
DELAWARE - USA - A distraught Facebook user has told of his anguish after being de-friended because he allegedly did not get along with his Facebook friends. ... Full story
Putin Says "Phwoar!"
HANOVER - Germany - Russian president, Vladimir Putin was seen to be enjoying himself thoroughly at a trade show. ... Full story
Are Dung Beetles the Latest Celebrity Must-have Pet?
LOS ANGELES - USA - Dung beetles are the latest must-have pet amongst the rich and famous a new GQ article has revealed. ... Full story
Guido Fawkes and the 'This Morning' Benefits Plot
LONDON - England - Paul Staines aka Guido Fawkes has been embroiled in another dangerous plot by some loony Lefties to jack knife the current attempt to curtail some of the crazy benefits that are being given to feckless losers like child murderer Mick Philpott. ... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story
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