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New House of Commons Beer More Acceptable
LONDON - England - Radical feminists in the House of Commons, headed by Labour MP Kate Green, have proclaimed a victory resulting in the demise of the much appreciated Top Totty beer with a new replacement that is more pleasing to the humourless feministas who have campaigned against it. ... Full story
Paris Hilton Visits LA Mosque For First Time
LOS ANGELES - USA - Former adult film star, Paris Hilton, has visited a mosque in the Beverly Hills area of the city and was photographed leaving in a limousine soon after entering for Friday prayers. ... Full story
Hollywood Studio Makes a Good Film
LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood moguls were patting themselves on the back today after making a film that people actually felt was worth paying to go and see. ... Full story
New Antony Worrall Thompson Game Out
SCUNTHORPE - England - TV chef Antony Worrall Thompson has been immortalised in a new game that is set to take the gaming world by storm. ... Full story
Female MP Angry For Not Being Taken Seriously After Posing For Men's Magazine
LONDON - England - She has taken Westminster by storm, as well as the innards of many a trouser after posing for photos in GQ magazine. ... Full story
Remake of a Remake of a Remake Gets Sixth Remake in 3D
LOS ANGELES - USA - Hollywood script writers have been working overtime churning out even more remakes than usual as of late according to industry insiders. ... Full story
Fergie to Star in Remake of Midnight Express
ISTANBUL - Turkey - The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, has been recruited to star in the remake of director, Alan Parker's 1978 film set in a Turkish prison, Midnight Express. ... Full story
Internet Braced For Katy Perry Sex Tape After Brand Divorce
LOS ANGELES - USA - Millions of internet viewers were eagerly anticipating the release of the Katy Perry sex tape that will dwarf all other celebrity sex tapes in the history of internet celebrity sex tapes. ... Full story
Lady GaGa Left 'Custard' in Hotel Bath
LONDON - England - Lady Gaga allegedly left "large amounts of lumpy custard and English traditional desserts" in a hotel bath, shocked staff have disclosed. ... Full story
No The Daily Squib Will Not Open an Office in North Korea
PYONGYANG - North Korea - There were scenes of mass hysteria and lamentation on Monday as millions of North Koreans openly wept in public at the terrible news that there will not be any Daily Squib offices or publications in their country in the foreseeable future. ... Full story
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Paris Hilton Converts to Islam
JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news. ... Full story
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