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Obama Lower Half is White?

WASHINGTON DC - USA - There has been shock amongst Obama's African American supporters because of rumours that the lower half of his body may be actually white.

Obama Being Groomed to be Fall Guy President

HONOLULU - Hawaii - Barack Obama is being groomed to be the first black President of the United States of America. He is being instated to take the fall for George W Bush's disastrous tenure as President.

Ku Klux Klan Protesters Interrupt Obama Event

CORAL GABLES - USA - Barack Obama's rally at the University of Miami was briefly interrupted today after a dozen or so protesters began to wave home-made KKK signs.

Abraham Lincoln Was Half Black Historians Reveal

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.

Barack Obama Wants Permission to Build Minarets on White House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Hussein Obama is petitioning planners in Washington to approve plans for four minarets and a dome on the White House when he becomes US president.

Obama All Set for Black House

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Hussein Obama is all set to make the White House the Black House when he becomes president of the United States of America.

Obama Eunuch Castration Scare

CHICAGO - USA - Senator Barack Obama was embroiled in a castration drama during a Fox News interview with Jesse Jackson and Bill O'Reilly yesterday.

The White House to be Repossessed

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The White House is going to be repossessed by America's lenders because of serious economic problems and non-payment of rent arrears and debt.

Michelle Obama Tells Hillary Clinton to "Lay Off My Husband"

UNITY - New Hampshire - Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have been getting too close for comfort according to Michelle Obama as of late.

Barack Obama Meets Michael Dukakis

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama who was recently endorsed by Al Gore, has also met previous presidential loser Michael Dukakis to get tips on losing the general election.

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