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Michael Jackson to Undergo Surgery to Reverse Whiteness

LOS ANGELES - CA - Michael Jackson, the artist who has undergone major surgery during his lifetime to appear white, is now going to attempt to have the surgery reversed so he can look like a black man again.

Barack Hussein Obama Vows to Wage Jihad on Christian American Doubters

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Barack Obama vows to fight prejudice against Islamic values and culture in the United States. In a historic address to his supporters he has proclaimed Jihad on the unbelievers and detractors of his profound message and belief system.

Ku Klux Klan Jubilant Over Obama Nomination Win

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards who had previously stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton", is jubilant of Obama's surefire win for the nomination to be the first ever black American president of the United States.

Fidel Castro Endorses Obama

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Senator Barack Obama's candidacy for the Democratic presidential nomination won the backing of Fidel Castro on Tuesday adding another feather to his champion's cap.

Obama Superdelegate Seen Flying Over Washington

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's an Obama Democrat superdelegate.

Nostradamus Obama Prophecies Revealed

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scholars for the Smithsonian Institute have uncovered new interpretations that may relate to Barack Obama, the Illinois senator vying to become the next US president.

Obama Fights Back by Releasing Hillary Photo

VERMONT - USA - Barack Obama's campaign may have taken severe hits in Texas and Ohio, but now after being smeared by the Clintons with dubious photo releases he has shown - he too can play dirty.

Obama Vows to Repaint White House

CORPUS CHRISTI - Texas - Senator Obama, the soon to be President of the United States, today vowed to repaint the White House as soon as he gets in.

Protected: Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton." CENSORED BY GOOGLE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Squib#Censorship

Fall Guy Barack Obama Ushered Into Presidency

NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - Barack Obama is being groomed to be the first black President of the United States of America. He is being instated to take the fall for George W Bush's disastrous tenure as President.

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