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Barack Obama – Taking Away America's Guns

MONTANA - USA - Obama says: "There is no more need for an American to own a gun and internal arms policy will change to that effect soon enough."

Taking away an American’s gun is the equivalent of taking away the nipple from a suckling baby. Such is their allegiance to their shooters that it will be a supreme task for Obama to accomplish — the disarmament of every American civilian.

Ever since America’s inception, the gun has held an iconic part within the bloody annals of its history books. The West was built on brute force, first with the annihilation of 90% of the Native Americans and then with the tempering of the slaves to build America’s huge industries.

The gun has also been iconic in modern times through celluloid as well as the entrails of modern conflicts like the Iraqi conflict and perpetual global war of terror started by George W Bush.

Now that Charlton Heston’s dead, is it going to be easier to take away America’s guns?

No one knows what change the Obamamites were dictating, there was no policy information, no specific details, no nothing and yet the masses were so caught up in the ‘Messianic Hollywoodized’ dream that they accepted anything from the pied piper of politics.

“Obama could point to a cliff and they would all just walk off like lemmings such is the level of brainwashing. If you saw the faces in the crowds on election night, glazed eyes and vacant stares of these poor zombies waving their placards, it was truly astounding to watch the level of brainwashing achieved,” an Obama campaigner recalled.

The Bush administration were brought in to commit the atrocities reminiscent of many fascist regimes in the past. They were responsible for demonizing whole swathes of people, for torture, for cold blooded murder and introducing the machinery of elite supremacy into the battlefield of the general population. The technique utilised by Bush’s controllers was a perfect blend of Nazi and Communist rhetoric wherein the masses were duped time and time again. Obama’s remit is much simpler, the dirty work has already been committed and machinery put in place for the New Era, the very rich and elites are now firmly ensconced in their bunkers and will sit out the deluge — albeit in luxury.

“We have plans for the disarmament of all Americans. There is no need for arms under a socialist sovietized nation. There is no need for any Americans to feel that they are in need of protecting themselves because from now on the state will be the supreme and only protector to the people. You can rest assured that once we take away all your guns there will be a calmer society with less murders and indiscriminate shootings,” Carol Kaplinsky, an Obamamite officer told CNN on Monday.


The New World Order of Obama is the New Dawn of the Global Control System according to Obamamites who follow their supreme leader without question.

When Obama brings the New System into fruition he will incorporate all that his handlers ask and his followers will accept everything he requests.

“Of course there will be a few pockets of resistance to the Era of Obama Gun Control but they will be eradicated swiftly and with little remorse. One thing which we cannot afford in any circumstances is a population who can fight back. We have taken the British model into account, yes, they have been totally disarmed. Anyone who defends themselves from an aggressor in the UK is routinely arrested and imprisoned. The British people are putty in the hands of the Stalinist government of Comrade Brown, they are a defeated people as are the French surrender monkeys,” Mrs Kaplinsky added.

“We will have to engineer an atrocity so heinous that people will willingly give their guns up,” a key Obama aide revealed.

The barrel of the gun is still firmly in the hands of the controllers, and they will not hesitate to turn the gun onto the whole population. Nothing has changed within the control system, everyone behind the scenes is the same as last time, it’s just that this time the people will have to be disarmed.

America’s long love affair with guns will soon be finally over.

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  1. No governmet does anything without planning it ten or twenty years ahead. 911 was planned in1997 look at the PNAC PROJECT NEW AMERICAN CENTURY. So was Aurora planned and Sandy Hook and im sure they will come up with a few more atrocities. The people who shoot are all Manchurian candidates they have all been controled by their own psychoanalysts working for the gov. These people are called altars and they have many different zones in their mind where commands can be embedded then all they need is a trigger to make them go. the mind is broken up into many compartments with these people and they do not realize what is happening as they are programed.

    You may think this is BS and hell i used to too, but how do you think military psyops people work? This has been going on for years. I researched it myself cuz I wanted to know more.

    The American resistance will one day have to fight on its own home soil. God Bless the Republic!!!!

  2. What the Squib foresaw in 2008 is happening now. Are you sure you guys are not part of the Obamachinery?

    "We will have to engineer an atrocity so heinous that people will willingly give their guns up," a key Obama aide revealed.

    What you wrote there gave me a chill up the spine especially after Aurora and Sandy Hook

  3. these statements were written back in 2008 and people are still just as stupid as ever!!!! its now dec. 30. 2012 and its amazing how people really think that just by saying so…"the govt, ain't gonna take my guns." , how is that really going to stop them from doing it?? the government doesn't have any qualms with walking over your civil rights to get what they want!!!! our police forces are just LEGAL THUGS of the worst kind!!!! because they have a BADGE that says they are exempt from the laws that bind regular civilians. And the government will not hesitate to kill your children (ie: Sandy Hook Elementary Shooting , Dec. 2012) just so you scream about making more GUN LAWS!!!! They have all the $$ and power and the military. and we gave it to them like the sheeple they want us to be. Until we decide to take OUR power back and start trying to organize OUR defenses, as civilians, because if your by yourself it isn't gonna keep them outside and keep them from arresting you and detaining you without cause. The government can do that AT ANY TIME TO WHOM EVER THEY FEEL IS A TERRORIST THREAT(domestic or forign) , AND DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO YOU, AND WITHOUT GIVING YOU ACCESS TO A LAWYER OR GIVING YOU DUE PROCESS…. its called EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraordinary_rendition) and it was established when they created the dept. of HomeLand Security. they don't even have to acknowledge they even know WHO you are….they also use the practice of "plausable deniability" so be very scared about this government of ours….you have absolutely NO idea exactly what they are capable of. they can lie, cheat, steal and kill, if it's all done in the INTEREST OF NATIONAL SECURITY. they are the most evil government in the world…..unless we band together, just BEING YOU AND TELLING THEM "NO!!!" IS NOT GOING TO STOP THEM……get a clue!!!

  4. Its good to see americans getting fired up about this. Make no mistake, the order to pull our guns from our hands is already in the works! not if, but when. This is not an issue of taking away the guns from criminals , or to keep our neighborhoods safe. It is a means by which to control the american population through fear. How many jews would have been murdered if they would have armed themselfs and fought for thier lives? Could we slaughter cattle if the armed themselfs and fought back? Sounds stupid I know, Its a thought! We all carry this pride that no one is coming in to take my guns the sad reality is what will you do about it? Will you really barricade yourself in your home with

  5. Our right to bear arms is and ALWAYS was and indavidual right and we also have to the right to form militias not terrorist groups, militias to protect our nation from tyranny, even when I got pulled over for publec intoxication, the POLICE even put my guns back in my car for me to take home (after making sure they were not stolen), here in Texas they understand our rights and I am happy to be a Texan. But watch out in those liberal states like California and New york. The liberal media is a giant LIAR!! We must hold firm. God bless America.

  6. This is the United States of America . Not Russia or Germany. It is every American’s right to bare arms. For personal protection & hunting pleasures. True their are thugs out there using them in deadly ways and teens who go crazy . But I think its the parents fault there on the teens. Every gun owner needs to lock up their guns out of reach of their children. Also the black market needs to be stopped. Were felons can easily acquire a gun. Yes do that stop the black market. But leave honest citizens alone. All I have to say about Obama and his gun control. No A Hole better never try coming into my home or on to my property and tell me they taking away my right to bare arms. OH no

  7. No one is taking away my right to bare arms in my home or on my property. Anyone coming to my home that I own & pay taxes on will not leave ! They will get carried out. Because as far as I know this is still the United States of America ! Obama better worry about important matters like the economy and the war and major things . Leave the constitutions alone ! He starts acting like Hitler and things will not be so good. For us or for him !

  8. I intend to keep my guns for my protections and others means for hunting purposes if any dare try to take aways my fire arms…they will stay in my home ..not a threat Its a promise…those are my rights… I belive the goverment has there nose too much in our lives as is..time for the people to take control… are communiticm will take over us…the goverment use to be for the people …whats happening in America…have we lost our minds? Are we going to stop nonsense…Please Be an American stand for your Rights..Barb

  9. All it takes is a few more Columbne shootings and they will ban guns.

    They need more jumped up Ritalined kids to buy their mail order guns.

    They need to drug more children with the kiddie cocaine and sell it to more prozacked parents

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