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Obama and Romney United Nations Disarmament of America’s Guns

NEW YORK - USA - The United Nations will be utilised by whoever is elected in the next US election to disarm the American people for their own safety.

American Crazy Season Starts Early This Year

SEATTLE - USA - What with drugged up zombies eating people's faces off in Florida and crazed psychos throwing their own intestines at police officers in New Jersey, the latest cafe shootings of five people in Washington state come as no surprise.

Obama: "Why American Civilians Should Not Be Armed"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The time has come for Americans to finally grow out of their obsession with firearms, and Obama's second term will ensure that he completes his mission to disarm America and make it into a 'safer' place.

Obama: "Why Disarming America is My Last Act As President"

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama plans on making his last act as president count the most -- disarming its heavily armed population once and for all.

TSA Plans Screening Americans in their Homes

MILWAUKEE - USA - Think you could avoid the TSA's body scanners and pat-downs by not flying, taking the train or bus, then you're wrong. The TSA wants to come to your home to complete searches on U.S. citizens even if you do not use any public transport.

Obama’s Job is Done

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Critics of Barack Hussein Obama say that he has created more discord, polarity, bankruptcy and hopelessness. They are right. That was his job in the first place.

Barack Obama – Taking Away America's Guns

MONTANA - USA - Obama says: "There is no more need for an American to own a gun and internal arms policy will change to that effect soon enough."

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