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Obama and Romney United Nations Disarmament of America’s Guns

NEW YORK - USA - The United Nations will be utilised by whoever is elected in the next US election to disarm the American people for their own safety.

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“The UN Peacekeeping army will come to your house. If you hand over your guns, then you will be given a voucher to spend at Walmart or Target. If you refuse to hand over your weapons, you will be arrested and your weapons seized. If you choose to fight, then you will be immobilised or liquidated,” a U.S. State Department official told Fox News on Tuesday.

The UN Arms Treaty is a document that will supposedly prevent the outbreak of war domestically and externally.

The United States Program for General and Complete Disarmament in a Peaceful World

Under the current American Constitution, an American has the right to bear arms, as cited in the Second Amendment. The next phase of America’s constitution will be to delete the Second Amendment under a little known 1961 document utilising thousands of UN peacekeeping forces to enforce the new laws.

“American citizens have no need for weapons, and it is under the auspices of new treaties that will be drafted over the outdated U.S. constitution that will ensure the continued safety of U.S. citizens in their own homeland and further a field,” an Obama official from the State Department, Eric Johnson, told Reuters.

The United Kingdom has already been disarmed with it being illegal to hold most firearms, and soon the same will happen to the United States. Britain was disarmed after the Dunblane shooting in 1997 where all handguns were made illegal. The same will happen in the United States as certain people will be cited for atrocities against the public.

Create Mass Fear

“There will need to be an incident so heinous that ordinary people will willingly throw away their weapons. Americans love their weapons so much that they will need to be parted from them quickly and efficiently. Covert agencies within the United States government have ways of brainwashing certain individuals who are conducive to programming for gun operations. Create the problem, feel the public outcry, then come in with a solution. Gun control is the solution. The Hegelian Dialectic will ensure the end of the Second Amendment,” a Washington insider told Fox News.

Whoever wins the election in 2012, irrespective of party allegiance, will be tied to the United Nations commitment to disarming the people of America. Remember folks, it is for your own safety.

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13 COMMENTS

  1. You are nothing but an ignorant moron. All "Gun free zones" are areas that get hit with the most heinous of crimes. Look it up. But when everything does go down, you'll go quietly to a FEMA camp and never be heard from again. Congratulations, you deserve the daily idiot award.

  2. Jane Whitman….you are a freakin' idiot of the highest caliber….. well, next to bayrack hoodat obammer. You actually think that disarming law abiding American citizens will make them safer? I don't think so.Criminals are called criminals for a reason. You think they will give up THEIR guns because guns are outlawed. I do believe they are called criminals because they don't obey laws in the first place. I've got one hell of an idea….how abuot you, Hanoi jane fonda move to Cuba..North Korea..Vietnam..or even better, Brazil!!!! And while you're at it, take bayrack with you!!!!!!!

  3. All these experts are unanimous in citing the U.S. as an example of what not to do in relation to arms. But none of them has the courage to say that truth is one: Even the U.S. has larger population than ours (Brazil) and more armed (in some states, you buy assault rifles by mail), rates homicide are infinitely smaller than ours.

    The U.S. is the ninth country in homicides by firearms. Brazil, with one of the laws to hold or carry (almost impossible to get it) more restrictive on the planet are the world champions in homicides and are fourth in the world rankings homicide
    In Switzerland and Israel, for example, guns are practically mandatory in all homes. And these are not small arms (pistols and revolvers), but from automatic rifles and assault rifles; these countries homicide rates are very low compared to ours.

  4. So if I have no fire arms what am I to hunt with? What am I to do when a pack coyotes are 10 feet from my back pourch fighting my $2000 purebred dogs? What do I do when a feral hog charges at me and trys to take off my leg or trys to kill my dog ? No guns may work out for people who live in the city but for us who live in rural areas we need our guns in a bad way. And if they try and take my guns and give me a gift certificate are they going to pay for all my ammo and my gun accessories. My AR-15 cost $1000 but I have $5000 worth of stuff that goes with it that would be worthless without the rifle. GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!
    Come and pry it out of my cold dead hands!!! I bet I take 10 of you out from a .5 mile away with my Barret 50 cal. And how am I gonna spend $25,000 worth of gift certificates. Midas well go out with a bang. Americans spend 5.5 billion yearly on firearms. Thats one year. Where is all the money going to come from to disarm an entire nation?

  5. right, when nobody has guns, what are you going to do when someone tries to rob/assault/rape you with a knife, baseball bat, or a hammer? and who are you to tell me I shouldn't be allowed have a gun to defend myself against those things? no, it is better for everybody to have the lawful right to have a gun if they choose to.

  6. Next time you got some masked armed gunman in your house about to shoot how are you going to disarm him you liberal retard? C'mon how are you going to disarm them? You going to talk nice to them, tell them to put down the gun? lmfao

  7. Scalia: Guns May be Regulated

    Justice Antonin Scalia, one of the Supreme Court's most vocal and conservative justices, said on Sunday that the Second Amendment leaves room for U.S. legislatures to regulate guns, including menacing hand-held weapons.

    http://www.nationaljournal.com/scalia-guns-may-be-regulated-20120729

    THIS IS NO BULLCRAP THIS IS REAL PEOPLE NEED TO SEE WHAT IS COMING DOWN RITE NOW THIS IS NO BULLSHIT PREPARE FOR THEM TO COME TAKE YOUR GUNS NOT FROM MINE THO I WILL FIGHT THIS IS NO JOKE . MY FELLOW AMERICANS WE KNEW THIS DAY WOULD BE UPON US SOME TIME AND NOW IT IS. GOD BLESS US ALL AND GOD BLESS THE SECOND AMENDMENT THEY WILL NOT!!!!!!!! TAKE MY FREEDOM!!!!!

  8. Americans need to take responsibility for their own safety. I am an American I put down my arms so that I can have safety and my neighbor can have safety. Just think for a second what guns do to people. If you do not have a gun then you cant shoot someone. I pray to God that they take away peoples guns.

    God Bless America a GUN FREE America

    Jane Whitman, Atlanta, GA

  9. denver shooting was a false flag operation

    someone let the shooter in to the theater

    http://www.wkyc.com/news/article/252995/396/Witness-Someone-let-gunman-inside-Colorado-movie-theater-

    "As I was sitting down to get my seat, I noticed that a person came up to the front row, the front right, sat down, and as credits were going, it looked like he got a phone call. He went out toward the emergency exit doorway, which I thought was unusual to take a phone call. And it seemed like he probably pried it open, or probably did not let it latch all the way. As soon as the movie started, somebody came in, all black, gas mask, armor, and threw a gas can into the audience, and it went off, and then there were gunshots that took place."

    they want outcry against seconf amendment

    they trained this guy at highest level

  10. I will not accept my freedoms being taken away from me. It is not there decision to make.
    I Will die before this happens this is not ok

  11. "…a Wal-Mart gift certificate for $1,000.00. "

    So your saying only a thousand bucks will pay you off for loss of liberty?

  12. The only way your gonna take my guns is from my dead, cold fingers. Or a Wal-Mart gift certificate for $1,000.00.

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