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Fun Times at London Festival

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Fun Times at London Festival

Ah…summer… The birds are chirping, the sun is shining and there is a warm breeze blowing across your face. What better time to attend a festival? Fun times were had yesterday at a London festival where the word “overpopulation” or the words “third world” were not mentioned a single time during its duration. All in all an enjoyable, civilised time was had by all.

Delightful Swarms of Hundred Thousand Migrants in One Day is Not an Invasion

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Delightful Swarms of Hundred Thousand Migrants in One Day is Not an Invasion

The far-leftists are practically orgasming with delight as the hundreds of thousands of fighting-age men swarm into Spain. For the Spanish socialist government it is a dream come true because these men will be naturalised into the EU and will be able to vote for the leftists in elections. Some people call it an “invasion”, much to the detriment of the far-left, who have decried the use of this word.

Many of the swarm are pawns in a bigger game and also victims of the Spanish socialist government’s open borders policy with promises of amnesty and citizenship to illegal immigrants. The current socialist Spanish government is complicit in murder and fuelling the dangerous mass movement of people all for their ludicrous political ideology.

FIESTA!

spanish familyLet them come in their millions; it is NOT an invasion — it is a party. Party time for Spain and the EU, a jovial affair to be enjoyed with your sangria.

The great thing about all of this is that the EU itself welcomes the swarms with open arms, and the ECHR is designed to stop any deportations. Enjoy your open borders. You deserve what you voted for in Spain. Be happy.

Labour politicians have been licking their lips at the sights in Spain, wishing for the same to happen in the UK soon.

Remember, this is not an invasion… it is a party.

¡Calma! ¡Calma! Aquí no hay nada que ver…

UPDATE – 3 August – A German journalist has to come to Ceuta to report on what is being desperately covered up here: a city paralyzed, thousands of people stranded, and residents living in fear while the Spanish Government and Brussels keep selling the line that “everything is under control.”

EU Welcomes 60,000 Migrants in One Day

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EU Welcomes 60,000 Migrants in One Day

Spanish people were celebrating in the streets as 60,000 migrants swarmed into the country from Morocco. These are wonderful times for the EU, as its open borders are indeed doing their job by being — open.

Sucia Sanchez, a minister for the Spanish socialist government, revealed his happiness as the thousands of Moroccan men streamed through the towns.

“I am overjoyed to see these young men running through our towns, looting our shops and raping our women. We welcome you with open arms. The more the better. Sixty thousand today; why not a hundred thousand tomorrow? My wife, my three beautiful daughters, you can have your way with them, no problemo!”

Once in the EU Schengen zone, the illegal migrants can travel anywhere they want in Europe, and many opt for countries that have better benefits and freebies. The UK is the top destination, along with Germany and Sweden.

One migrant, Abdullah, 23, from Morocco said his first preference is Sweden.

“Swedish pussy is the best and easiest in the world. I’m going to drown in Swedish blonde girls. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. Plus they pay me money and give me a house. I’ll be balls deep in Swedish poon!”

Remember, everyone is welcome in Spain, and once you get there, you will be spoilt for choice on your final destination.

The EU is paved in gold. Bless the ECHR. All are welcome! Remember, once in the EU you will be given everything. No need to work. Criminals, rapists, terrorists and murderers are welcome. Once in the EU, the Ace in the pack is the UK. It’s only a short hop over the Channel to the UK — the land of milk and honey, free money, a good home and as much English pussy as economic migrants can dig through.

WHAT YOU GET IN THE EU & UK

  • Free housing
  • Free food
  • Free healthcare
  • Free pussy
  • Free transport (Some EU countries give you a free car)
  • Free money (4,000 euros per month minimum)
  • Free Pension
  • Free to commit crime without prosecution

Many of the swarm are pawns in a bigger game and also victims of the Spanish socialist government’s open-borders policy with promises of amnesty and citizenship to illegal immigrants. The current socialist Spanish government is complicit in murder and fuelling the dangerous mass movement of people all for their ludicrous political ideology.

SAVE THE PLANET: Scientists Finally Realise Cause of Many Global Problems

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SAVE THE PLANET: Scientists Finally Realise Cause of Many Global Problems

A team of scientists (Mark Keegan, Anastasia Pseiridis, Philip Cafaro, Jane O’Sullivan, William Rees, Estelle Monique Sidze, Lawrence Whitmore, Enrique J. Derlindati, Mohammad Mainul Islam, Khaoula Houssini, S. Irudaya Rajan) have finally come to the conclusion that overpopulation is a major cause and root of all the problems we are all facing on earth today and that unless there is a drastic cut in the human population, it may already be too late to save the planet. This is, of course, a taboo subject, and this is one of the reasons the Daily Squib has been cancelled by pretty much everybody. We have been shouting about this taboo subject that no one dares address for decades, as we recognised the root cause of a multitude of problems, despite no one seeming to listen. We are now living in the last days of earth’s finite resources, and this is why there needs to be more urgency in tackling overpopulation to save the planet. The scientists must, of course, be commended for their bravery in addressing this touchy subject.

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  • China’s population is 1,412,651,283 as of July 1, 2026
  • As of 2026, the population of India is approximately 1.48 billion – the most populous country in the world
  • Africa‘s population in 2026 is about 1.73 billion, with a yearly growth rate of 2.19% and a median age of 20.2 years.

This latest study by the group of scientists to save the planet is a step in the right direction; however, it is ultimately naive in its theory in the geopolitical sense. What they suggest is that women from low-income regions of the globe be educated to not breed so many children over a period spanning into the next century, and they “hope” the global population would slowly drop. Many areas in the globe do not accept outside interference from Western nations or are out of bounds due to war, plague, drought or totalitarian governments. This exclusion would make the scientists’ theory unworkable. Without total global cohesion the plan would not work.

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A Fifth of Global Farmland Contaminated by Toxic Metals, Study Reveals

Secondly, education alone would not solve the over-breeding problem. Our proposition would involve sterilisation where women and men would gain a monetary payment for their voluntary sterilisation. Rather controversially, the Indian government has utilised this technique since 1951 in an attempt to curb overpopulation in the country. If this policy were introduced, it would not take 50-80 years to reduce the population but instead 10-20 years. In low-income countries, a potential payment would be a good incentive for volantary sterilisation.

The same policy of sterilisation should also include the multitude of illegal immigrants and populations who have been imported into Western nations from low-income nations.

Overpopulation is the single most dangerous threat to the planet, and if the earth is to be saved, it is imperative that the global population be reduced to a sustainable level. Whether you are about to step into a water park in India or take an overcrowded train in China, the concept of overpopulation always stands in the background. To save the planet, drastic measures are going to have to be implemented with complete global cohesion.

 

Obesity Medication: Fast Results – But at the Expense of Long-term Health

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Obesity Medication: Fast Results – But at the Expense of Long-term Health

While injection pens and weight-loss pills are gaining ground across the Western world, the debate focuses one-sidedly on the kilos – not on the body’s health and the long-term consequences.

PIP-2516-2,Gustav-GramBy Gustav H. Gram, CEO of Pila Pharma, a biotech company developing a new pill for obesity and diabetes.

Demand for GLP-1 medication for weight loss is rising rapidly in Europe – especially in the United Kingdom, Germany and France. In the United Kingdom, researchers have estimated that around 1.6 million adults in 2024–2025 have used weight-loss medication such as Wegovy and Mounjaro, showing significant demand. In France, from June 2026, the country will be the first in Europe to begin covering the costs of weight-loss medication through the public healthcare system, which is expected to make the medicine more accessible to citizens.

pexels-mikhail-nilov-8669941Globally, the market is expected to more than double to 190 billion dollars in 2035, driven by increased adoption in the United States, Europe and other regions. This is according to Healthcare Dive, a U.S. news platform that covers the healthcare sector, including pharmaceutical trends, policy and innovation.

The development shows that obesity medication is becoming a global phenomenon and that discussion about long-term health is relevant across the global community.

Although medicine can lead to impressive weight loss in the short term, the long-term health consequences are often overlooked. So far, the global debate has primarily been about the percentage of body weight lost, rather than what the body loses – muscle mass versus fat – and how patients are affected after treatment ends.

Focus on health rather than weight

pexels-shvets-production-6975473Studies reported in The Lancet Diabetes & Endocrinology, among others, show that nearly half of the weight lost using obesity medication consists of muscle mass. At the same time, both research and clinical experience show that the weight many people regain after ending treatment often consists primarily of fat. This means that the patient may end up with a worse body composition than before the treatment began – and that is not reasonable.

This raises an ethical question: Are we treating symptoms or causes? The current development in obesity medication is characterised by a narrow focus on market shares and volume, while the health perspective is increasingly being pushed into the background.

Long-term rather than short-term

I understand the hype around the injection pens and now also the pills. Obesity medication is the first real attempt for people who are overweight to achieve weight loss, and it sounds almost fairy-tale-like that one can lose 10–20 percent of body weight with the help of medicine.

But the end does not justify the means when the medicine ends up as a quick fix that can produce weight loss in the short term, but with the risk of rebound, where the patient regains weight – this time primarily as fat – and thus ends up in a worse physical condition than before the treatment.

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The golden key

The global pharmaceutical industry is not working to develop a drug that preserves muscle mass and functional health while reducing fat. From a health perspective, it is unwise to have such a narrow focus.

Instead, we should articulate healthy, long-term weight loss – supported by medicine but with a time horizon of two to three years, rather than as quickly as possible, except for those with the most severe obesity and a critical need. Research indicates that this is the best path to lasting weight loss and improved health for most people.

Long-term, healthy weight loss from a global perspective

For us as a global community, the ambition should be to offer safe and accessible alternatives that support long-term and healthy weight loss. It is important that everyone in need has access to solutions that promote controlled weight loss over time and support genuine health rather than merely cosmetic results.

This is the way forward to strengthen health and quality of life – both for individuals and for society as a whole

Comrade Burn’em Wants Your Home – Land Tax – Property Poll Tax to Replace Council Tax

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Comrade Burn’em Wants Your Home – Land Tax – Property Poll Tax to Replace Council Tax

Comrades, aren’t Marxism and the politics of envy great? Comrade Burn’em is going to burn your home down with taxes so insidious that if you have not left the UK yet, you better get fucking moving sharpish. The new Property Poll Tax will come into effect very soon. The stupid people who stay in the UK and still own any form of wealth or assets are going to get reamed very hard by the Labour far-leftist machinery that is now in place.

Property Poll Tax

Abolition of private property is one of the pillars of communism, and we want a “fairer” society through collectivisation of wealth. The first step of redistributing your wealth will be to replace council tax and stamp duty and introduce a comprehensive property poll tax.

Commissar Steve Reed and Commissar Angela Rayner confirmed that officials were looking at options for council tax and stamp duty reform.

Redistribution of wealth from those who have worked hard all their lives to those who have never worked or wanted to work is a crucial tenet of the communist ideological technique employed by the unelected Comrade Burn’em and his takeover of the Labour Big State government.

“The government sees that property in the UK holds great wealth. We are utilising the Totalitarian Tiptoe method to redistribute that wealth to the Big State. Remember, Big State apparatchiks and workers need very high salaries and diamond-plated pension plans. The wealth we confiscate from you will be redistributed to the state and to those who are on welfare. This will help with the eventual conversion to full communism from the country’s current state of hard socialism.”

Pressure is growing from Comrade Burn’em’s Politburo officials, with more than 100 – around a quarter of the Labour Party – now part of groups actively advocating for the collectivist system to be installed so that the population’s wealth can be redistributed directly to the Big State.

That figure includes members of the newly formed Labour MPs for Council Tax Reform caucus, the Red Wall group of more than 40 MPs, and members of the All-Party Parliamentary Group (APPG) on Council Tax Reform.

Pensioners who have lived in properties all their lives and seen rises in the value of their property will hopefully die earlier when they see the wealth they own repatriated to those who do not deserve a penny of it. Indeed, we are preparing to increase the number of death processing centres. If the pensioners do not die quickly, they will be put in hospital corridors and starved to death.

The Supreme Comrade was handed a policy document outlining the case for council tax reform by supportive commissars in his first days in power.

Pressure mounts from Labour’s  extreme Marxist northern commissars

Commissar Brash, the Hartlepool Politburo member who chairs the APPG, said, “We want those Southern bastards to weep into their fucking property poll tax bills when we show up. We will take their money and build more Soviet blocks in the north.”

Comrades, we will have a fairer society through “equality” in poverty via the route of communist collectivisation and the redistribution of wealth with the introduction of the new punitive property poll tax system. None of these measures apply to Big State higher-ups or Labour high-party politburo members.

PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SOVIET BRITAIN BULLETIN

UNEMPLOYED DRUG ADDICT SOPHIE BUCKLEWITCH, 28, FROM STARMER ROAD, HINCKLEY, HAS BEEN AWARDED THREE BUCKETS OF TOILET WATER, TWO BOXES OF USED TAMPONS AND AN INCREASE IN TURNIP RATIONS FOR ONE WEEK. SHE REPORTED FOUR ENTIRE FAMILIES IN HER STREET WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SELL THEIR PROPERTIES IN A HURRY WITH PLANS TO LEAVE THE UK WITH THEIR WEALTH. THE PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME, NUMBERING TWENTY-FOUR ADULTS AND FORTY-SIX CHILDREN, WERE REMOVED FROM THEIR HOMES AND PROCESSED INTO NET ZERO JUICE. THE VACANT PROPERTIES WILL BE STRIPPED AND ARE NOW THE PROPERTY OF THE BIG STATE. REMEMBER, LOOK, LISTEN AND REPORT!

The Daily Squib: In Conversation With Taran, the Man Behind the Trump Chicken

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The Daily Squib: In Conversation With Taran, the Man Behind the Trump Chicken

If you have ever ventured into one of the multitude of anti-Trump protests in America or Europe, you may have encountered the Trump Chicken, with a lovely piece of shit as a hairstyle. The Daily Squib is pleased to introduce the man behind the chicken. An amiable and feisty guy called Taran Singh Brar. He believes in his chicken, and from the conversation, he certainly believes in the enduring fight against Trump. Unlike the illiberal so-called “liberals”, we give a voice to everyone and do not cancel people for simply having another opinion. That’s true free speech, despite the current atmosphere. These are truly divisive times we are all living through, but in America, things are getting very clucky indeed.

As the man behind the Trump chicken, do you think your protest has achieved anything, overall, apart from a little humour?

Yes these protests against Trump have achieved a lot. One of main demands was for Trump to release his tax returns, and after so much pressure was applied, Trump’s tax returns were released to the public. The amount of corruption those tax returns reveal is epic, including Chinese bank accounts, and they were only released after loads of public pressure through Chicken Don and a march I organized called Tax March Chicago. Today Trump is still trying to get those tax returns back in the private sphere and going after IRS officials.

Here at the Squib we call Mr Trump either ‘The Don’ or ‘The Teflon Don’ because nothing sticks to the guy. He can basically do anything and get out of it. Do you have the same views or different views?

I have similar and different views. Trump is the most shameless politician in a generation, dividing a country along racial lines for his own benefit. His rhetoric has appealed to a strain of white supremacist ideology that has been powerful throughout history, and generated a powerful and radical base. This is what gives him his Teflon reputation, since they will follow him no matter what. However he is also a draft-dodger who gets upset with bad press attention. So a lot sticks to him, including powerful humor.

What is the current political climate, in your view of the deeply fractured United States?

Sadly, it looks like the United States is entering a period of fascism and dictatorship. There have been two competing strains in American history–its democratic nature and its racist, white supremacist nature. Obama in a sense represented the democratic nature, and Trump the ugly empire. It appears Trump has ushered in the 21st century technological dictatorship that authors from Ray Bradbury to George Orwell feared.

Why did you choose a chicken and not some other animal?

The chicken was introduced as a mascot at the Tax March Chicago protest. At first I feared it wasn’t serious enough, but I took it and ran with it, performing chicken dances on stage. When I saw the hilarious global reaction Chicken Don made in Washington D.C. I realized it had legs. There’s something about an enormous orange chicken that resonates because it’s innocent.

Do you think your blow-up Trump chicken could also be used for a fried chicken restaurant chain? You could make millions with another fast food chicken chain.

Ha, that is a good idea. I’ve done all of this work for public service, and haven’t made a dime on it, but it would be good for the chicken to appear everywhere as an act of defiance against the dictator of our time. Each time we inflate Chicken Don or it appears in public, it stands up for our democracy and free speech rights. It is peaceful and funny and in line with Constitutional values.

What is your opinion on Trump’s ICE deportation scheme? In the UK, there is a similar problem with millions of people entering the country illegally. Are you an open borders person?

I believe that each society makes its own decisions on issues like immigration. Therefore it is for the politicians of each country to compromise on what levels and kind of immigration they want. I follow that compromise. However in the United States the immigration argument is turning into a cover for cruelty, torture, and murder–and those are Constitutional and human rights violations. There is a difference between compromises on immigration and outright murder or other criminal acts.

How long does it take to blow up that Trump chicken?

It takes 10 minutes to blow up Chicken Don.

Why did you ignore Joe Biden, one of the worst presidents to have ever graced the White House?

Joe Biden deserves plenty of criticism. It reminds me of what President Obama once said about him: ‘Do not underestimate Joe Biden’s ability to screw things up.’ Most American politicians have proven themselves incapable of fixing the country. But he didn’t lend himself so easily to caricature like a chicken.

Many Indians have also been deported by Trump. Are you yourself fearful that Trump may lose his sense of humour with you and your Trump chicken?

As an Indian-American, and I’d like to think a bit of a thorn in Trump’s side, deportation is honestly the least of what I worry about. Trump’s said out loud what he thinks of Indians, that part isn’t in dispute, he reposted a rant calling Indian tech workers ‘gangsters with laptops.’ A few weeks later, a US strike killed three Indian sailors as part of the Iran blockade. I’m not going to pretend I know what was going through his head when that order got signed off, but I know how the timing looks, and it doesn’t look like a man losing sleep over who’s in the blast radius. As for me, I’ve had a rough nine years doing this, rougher than I want to get into here, but I’m still standing, and so is the chicken.

The Midterms in November will be a rather decisive moment. Will the Trump chicken be out and about during the Midterms?

Yes, Chicken Don’s Shitshow, or TACO (Trump Always Craps Out) will be debuting in Washington D.C. this week on the heels of its nine-year anniversary. This nine-year anniversary of Chicken Don is a fight for free speech and our democratic rights when fascism and dictatorship are on the rise. The midterms are exactly the kind of moment he’s built for, high stakes, high tension, everyone glued to their phones.

Trump has been called many things including a TACO, and many other names I cannot say here. Do you have any other ideas to add to your chicken?

Yeah, I recently added a shit emoji on Chicken Don’s hair. This symbolizes the shitshow he’s causing, and it dates back to his AI video of shitting on New York City from a fighter jet. When audiences see the chicken with shit on its head it instantly clicks and they bust out in uproarious laughter. Young girls as old as four have run up to Chicken Don’s Shitshow instantly recognizing the chicken with poop on its head. It has dirty fingers and a dirty backside because he doesn’t wash. Chicken Don has been inspiring many new variants, including TACO, or as I like to say, Trump Always Craps Out. Last year a different variant called Felon Don, or Chicken Don in jail, was debuted in Washington and Europe.

Do you make any money out of parading the chicken around? What do you get out of it, personally?

Personally I have always been interested in public service and making the world a better place. That’s why I got into politics and activism, and that’s why I remain committed to it, despite the enormous costs. I haven’t made any money out of it, but knowing I contributed to our democracy in a peaceful and impactful way makes living with the injuries Trump gave me much easier. I dream for a safe and prosperous world.

The Daily Squib would like to thank Taran for answering our questions; enjoy another great Trump protest season.

Commissar Rachel Reeves Relegated Back to Junior Bank Clerk After Ruining British Economy

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Commissar Rachel Reeves Relegated Back to Junior Bank Clerk After Ruining British Economy

Commissar Rachel Reeves, who famously lied on her CV and deceived the nation for two years that she was qualified to be the Chancellor of the Exchequer for the People’s Bank of the Republic of Soviet Britain, has been relegated back to her former position as a junior bank clerk, it has been reported.

Thanks to Commissar Rachel Reeves, 160,415 UK businesses closed in the last six months. This is a testament to her wonderful anti-capitalist, anti-business heavy taxation and ridiculous red-tape policies. What a rotter. What a fucking rotter! Comrades, she has done us Marxists proud.

During her disastrous tenure as chancellor, Reeves oversaw and mismanaged the economy to such great lengths that there is literally no money left in the coffers, and Britain is effectively bankrupt. The Labour government now can’t even muster up a mere £6 billion for the defence of the UK, leaving the nation basically defenceless. Unemployment is now at the highest levels it has ever been throughout history, with millions claiming vast sickness payments for things like headaches and not feeling very happy. Millions go down the ADHD route and can receive monthly payments of over £4,000 indefinitely. Naturally, the huge cost of welfare under the Labour government is now beyond reproach and costs taxpayers billions per week.

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Generations and generations of Britons will now be saddled with the immense debt created by Rachel Reeves and her profligate spending sprees on the Big State apparatchiks and useless socialist policies that amount to nothing. The British government, thanks to Rachel Reeves, is now paying over £1.92 billion interest payments per week to manage its own fucking debt.

There was more growth in her toenails than in the economy under her brutal taxation policies after claiming there was an imaginary £60 billion black hole to plug. The burden on businesses with her job tax, national insurance hikes, business taxes and multiple other taxes basically quashed the economy to a negative output. Every day, businesses are still going under and closing shop because of her awful policies. Raising the minimum wage was the final nail in the coffin as businesses were forced to fire half their workforce or stop hiring completely. As for property taxes, there was invariably one rule for her, as well as the aggressive red-haired Rottweiler Angela Rayner, and another rule for the rest of the plebs. Lest we forget Starmer’s corrupt right-hand man McSwindle and the missing £750,000 that was never found.

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The additional war on the motorist continued under her evil tenure, as she not only punished motorists who fuel their vehicles with petrol, but she also brought in a Draconian punitive 3p per mile tax for electric vehicle users, who will now have to pay road tax plus a 3p per mile tax that has effectively killed off electric vehicle sales in the UK. You can’t sell EVs now, or even fucking give them away. Rachel Reeves fucked over EV users who were suckered into buying the vehicles as a supposedly cheaper alternative. Now they will be taxed two or three times for the same fucking thing. So much for Net Zero.

Reeves also bribed the Big State civil servants, who are invariably in favour of a Labour government, by increasing their already high-paid jobs with increased salaries and pensions. This was the first thing the vindictive evil twat did when she became chancellor. What socialists do not fundamentally understand is that there needs to be a strong private sector to pay for all the public sector costs, but she effectively killed off the private sector, resulting in 0.0% growth at the highest level.

UK 10-YEAR GILT YIELDS - RACHEL REEVES UP 14.6 PERCENT IN YEAR

With inflation rising ever day under Reeves’ rule, the cost of living for ordinary people was frankly not liveable. Six quid for a medium block of cheddar cheese and over four quid for a loaf of bread. Shoplifting was now a national pastime. Soon after, supermarkets were putting RFID tags on cheddar fucking cheese.

As is the case with Labour politicians, nothing is ever their fault. Rachel Reeves started to blame everyone and every event from the past for seeing no growth in the economy. Soon, the despicable cunt just simply stopped mentioning the word “growth” altogether.

The vile pestilence of a Labour government has not been vanquished with her departure as chancellor, but now we have to deal with an even worse possible threat than even Starmer’s robotic Marxist government. Andy Burnham, an unelected shoo-in deluded northern bastard Marxist with a sub-par IQ, is now in charge; a self-styled “man of the people” doesn’t even know what the fucking bond markets are or how they work.

Britain has been cursed by these miserable fuckwits, a suppurating, festering boil upon Blighty’s prolapsed, over-stretched arsehole. Labour is a cancerous tumour upon Britain, and as Britain is a patient under the NHS (another cash black hole), it will be put into a hospital corridor with the rest of the poor bastards and left to rot as the tumour grows steadily daily.

May Rachel Reeves rot in her own detritus, lies and vomit.

Labour Open Borders: Small-Boat Illegals Selling Drugs Openly

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Labour Open Borders: Small-Boat Illegals Selling Drugs Openly

As hundreds of thousands of small-boat illegals arrive in the UK every month, the Labour government are doing absolutely nothing to thwart the deluge from the swarm. The illegals are then put up in 5-star hotels or luxury residential homes within communities where they can do what they want. Many of them work for junk food delivery companies or as drug dealers in open sight. There is very little crime prevention in the UK, so it’s basically open season for criminals. In fact, criminals are treated with superior care to victims of crime, and thousands of rapists, murderers, paedophiles and gangsters are having their sentences shortened thanks to the previous Labour “Justice” secretary, David Lammy.

Crime pays very well in the UK.

Remembering Olde England

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Remembering Olde England

Why the punishment? Why the shame? Far-leftist self-flagellation has created an atmosphere of self-hatred that is sickening in Britain. The English should be proud of their illustrious heritage, and their right to be nationalistic should not be deemed a crime. For far too long the socialists have forced terrible, demeaning and destructive policies upon the English system. The far-leftist efforts to “decolonise” and rewrite English history is a crime that should be overturned, and the people implementing these nefarious socialist doctrines punished and removed from their positions. Embracing history and your own culture is now labelled as far-right by the socialist system, shut down and cancelled. The purity of the past is deemed a threat by the socialists who have infected and destabilised the entire British system.

Be proud of your heritage. Fight for your right to be who you fucking are.

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