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Facebook Friends Unfriended Friend Who Wasn’t Very Friendly That Minute

“I was not friendly for approximately 58 seconds and was de-friended by my entire friend list of 600 friends,” the ex-Facebook user told the Delaware Echo.

The terrible incident happened on Tuesday and the man went from multiple Facebook friends to zero in less than sixty seconds. He tried to apologise but was immediately blocked by everyone and no one on the site wants to be his friend anymore.

Psychologist Dean Finklestein explains the fickle nature of Facebook friendship.

“You can have 20,000 Facebook friends but not know anyone. I have seen people commit suicide on the site and even though they may have hundreds of friends, no one even bats an eyelid. Say the wrong thing and there is an immediate block of your account. This is the reality of Facebook, where it trivialises human relationships, and is simply a vehicle for vanity and showing off one’s lifestyle. Of course, human behaviour is very complex, and there are many facets of interaction in real life, however Facebook trivialises human contact so that it is reduced to the level of pretty much nothing,” the psychologist said.

The Facebook man is now receiving counselling and is trying to rebuild his life by getting real friends in the real world.

“Every day away from Facebook is a step forward. I now engage with humans in the real world and have found two good friends who I can trust. They actually like me, you know like for real, and it is not fake at all,” the man revealed.

Social surveillance’ friendship’ sites have seen a massive increase in users over the last few years and continue to grow despite the lack of actual friendship on these internet portals.

Terror Index Just Went into Meltdown Mode

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America’s foreign/internal policy is nothing to be desired, however, why is it always innocent bystanders who have to endure the trauma of it?

The question many are asking now is, who committed the atrocity of bombing innocent people today in Boston?

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Who would benefit from such an act?

Who gets the blame, North Koreans, Jihadists, Iran, Syria, Russia, Mossad, Black Ops, Right Winger Extremists or some other fringe group? Cui bono? The culprits may never be sniffed out, but the style of multiple timed bombing will surely be analysed by someone out there by whatever agency is looking at the footage. Someone’s going to get blamed for this, and could be utilised for any agenda needed. Who’s next for invasion and American patriotic flag waving? What about the battles of Lexington and Concord, the first military engagements of the American Revolutionary war in 1775?


Who is the guy on the roof when the bomb went off?

What about the symbolism? The bombs went off directly next to International flags flying. This is symbolic as much as 911 was symbolic with the twin towers. There were also similar ‘training’ exercises before the 7/7 and 911 atacks and now the 415 bombing.

Today was a sad day for the poor people who were caught up in the explosions and the next few days will be very crucial to understanding who the perpetrators of this heinous act were from the actions of the media, state and factions.

The VIX today jumped 43% from 12 to 17 and may go even higher. Terror is a tool used by many factions historically, and has brought fear once again into the streets of America, and the West. This is Baghdad on any given day now, but on American soil it is hard to fathom.

Placid Americans Caught in Headlights on Full Gun Control Forced Confiscation

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The Daily Squib wrote about door-to-door gun confiscations as well as the  destruction of the second and fourth amendment in a satirical predictive article in 2011. But we knew what Obama planned with forced gun confiscation in 2008.

“Satire is the truth. What I read in the Daily Squib happens soon enough. We’re talking years in advance. It seems that mandatory gun confiscations in America are now close to happening and the American people are not doing anything about it. The fluoridated masses are too busy taking their daily soma to even realise what is going on and how their freedoms are being taken away right in front of their faces,” a Capitol Hill insider revealed.

Are Americans just going to stand there as their rights are taken away? Have they been dumbed down so much to be apathetic sheep that they let themselves be readied for the slaughter without so much as a whimper?

As the DHS purchases billions of rounds of ammunition, public gun shop shelves are empty.

The Obama administration is using Soviet techniques of constant repetition, celebrity endorsements of the gun ban agenda, and children to push for a total gun confiscation ban.

Satire is becoming reality in America as the Democrats call for door-to-door gun confiscation as a long-term agenda that will be pushed on the people, as Democratic Austin City Council member and potential next mayor Mike Martinez, revealed.

“First they get you to register the guns. Then they come and order you to hand them to them. If you do not comply, you will be either arrested or taken down with deadly force. The armoured vehicles will enter every neighbourhood and knock on every registered gun owner’s home and my guess is people will comply. Americans are under hypnosis and have lost their will for liberty. They have lost their desire to survive and their desire for free thought. Everywhere the Obama nanny state, collectivist machine is working its Neo-Marxist agenda and Americans have been caught in the headlights. They want to keep their goodies, their cell phones, their social surveillance sites like Facebook. This is why they have been fed these addictive toys, because the public will not give those up, but they will give up their guns and freedom without question just to keep their brain addled way of life. The Founding Fathers knew this day would come…and here it is folks. Just hand over your freedom like a ‘yella coward’ because you are not an American any more. You’re a coward with a yellow piss trail with no back-bone. You hand over your gun and you’re a weak defenceless lily-livered chicken ready to be slaughtered,” a true American revealed yesterday.

What happens after your guns are confiscated? You have been disarmed, you will be chipped and numbered, you will be processed and branded, you will be put in a pen like a dumb animal and you and your family will have everything taken away from them. They know there is nothing they can do to pay back the huge deficit they have racked up and when the system crumbles, they don’t want you to have a gun. Remember that the controllers and state architects plan years in advance of any move. They own the UN and they will use them to push through the gun ban. They have already planned for the next twenty or thirty years and know exactly what they have to do. And unless someone does something soon, Americans will NOT be Americans any more.

Jesus to Land in North Korea on Wednesday

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“It is written in the Bible that Jesus will come back soon and I have pinpointed where he is going to land. At this moment in time he is flying around the earth at high speed and the Messiah will make re-entry into our atmosphere at approximately 3am local time in Pyonyang, North Korea on Wednesday,” the pastor revealed to his church.

The pastor then went on to add: “This time Jesus ain’t gonna be playing nice though. He’s gonna put the world right again. When he touches down all those nuculear (sic) missiles will melt. He’s gonna land on a North Korean nuke facility and stop those commie godless bastards from nuking the world.”

Pastor Julius Oswald is citing a Bible verse talking about Jesus’s return to earth.

Matthew 24:30  “At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn.  they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory.

“I speak to God every day, just like Dubya does, and yesterday I was on the commode and straining for some relief. God talked to me in a clear voice and told me the time and place Jesus will come back,” the pastor said.

Already, thousands of churches across America have been relaying the information and telling their flocks of the coming massive event.

The Rapture is coming.

Kardashians First Reality Stars to Go to Mars

Donnie Rosenblatz, the agent who manages all of the Kardashians revealed the wonderful news on MTV.

“We’re going to film the journey and when they land on Mars, viewers will get to see what goes on there too, although NASA has told me we could lose communications with them permanently. Let’s hope that does not happen,” the agent revealed on Friday.

NASA has been preparing the family trip for two weeks already and lift off was yesterday at 2pm from Cape Canaveral.

“Let’s just say that for the sake of humanity, this is the best option. Hopefully they’ll run out of air half way or crash into an asteroid. It will make great viewing. Hey, they wanted to be reality show stars so we’re giving them a once in a lifetime opportunity here for sure,” Gregg Neushoff, a NASA controller told CNN.

The rocket ship the family are flying in will hold all life saving essentials like a nail care facility, wardrobes for all the clothes and shoes, botox injections as well as cameras watching their every move 24 hours a day.

“I hope the Van Allen belt doesn’t fry my new handbags,” Kim Kardashian was overheard saying at the press conference before lift off.

New MTV series Kapricorn Two will air on Tuesday 16 April.

President Obama Says U.S. Deficit Not His Problem

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“Frankly I’m not interested in the U.S. deficit and it’s nothing to do with me. I just like hanging out with rappers like Jay Z and chilling,” the president said from another golf course session.

Reporters at any press conference from now on will be told in no uncertain terms to refrain from even mentioning the $20 Trillion U.S. deficit.

White House aides reiterated the deficit talk ban on Friday.

“We got orders to not talk about it. We all know Obamo’s increased the deficit by $6 Trillion since he came into office, but we ain’t allowed to talk about the elephant in the room. If we do, we get fired. It’s that simple. We just talk about the next multi-million dollar vacation he and his wife are planning on going on,” Sarah Gerhardt, a White House spokeswoman revealed to the Washington Times.

Obama Moves On Water Pistols

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“We can’t have anymore water squirting because it’s dangerous. We’re coming up to summer now and I say we ban all water pistols in the United States,” President Obama said wiping a non existent tear from his eye.

The new Water Gun Law will be enacted tomorrow and it will be illegal to purchase, own or fire a water pistol anywhere in America.

The NWPA (National Water Pistol Association) were up in arms at the announcement and vowed to fight it with everything they’ve got.

Mr Carlton Hasston from the NWPA said: “From my wet dead hands, they ain’t gonna grab my water pistol. I’m gonna squirt and squirt that thang and no one gonna do a thang about it. Who’s up for a water gun fight. Yippee!”

Ann Coulter’s Adam’s Apple to Get Own Fox News Show

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“Her Adam’s Apple will do the talking, it will be 45 minutes of it moving up and down on her neck and when the show is finished viewers will probably be relieved,” series producer, Al Yankowitz, told Bill O’Reilly on his syndicated show Tuesday.

Miss Coulter’s Adam’s Apple is famous in Neocon circles and is a great topic of conversation in the political cocktail party circuit on Capitol Hill.

“I just can’t stop looking at that thing. When she talks and talks and talks, I just sit there mesmerised by that big ol’ thing moving up and down on her elongated freak neck. I can understand why it got its own show,” Earl Brokoff, a CNN anchor revealed.

Some political pundits have however debated that it is not an Adam’s Apple but actually a testicle she may have bitten off a Liberal detractor, but that was denied as well, because most Liberals don’t have testicles.

The Ann Coulter Adam Apple show will start next week and is sure to be a ratings hit on the Fox Channel.

Kim Jong Un to Attend Thatcher Funeral

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“I will be arriving on a North Korean nuclear missile which will be fired from a silo deep in my Communist country,” the dictator told Korean state television on Wednesday.

The grand entrance by the North Korean despot will be hailed as an audacious show of power by the North Korean regime.

Some Londoners however were not too happy about Kim Jong Un turning up to the ceremony on a nuclear missile.

“Didn’t like Maggie much but even I think this is too much. Can’t he just come along in a car like everyone else?” Arthur Dingle, 56, a civil servant from North London told the Evening Standard.

Putin Says “Phwoar!”

“The whole thing was boring until I saw something that definitely perked me up. No I’m not talking about a trade deal with Germany, but a lovely pair of bouncing breasts,” Mr Putin revealed during the show.

One of Putin’s aides said: “We need more of these topless female protesters showing us their hot assets.”

Here’s to more Femen protesting gals cheering everyone up, we need more politics like this.

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