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Putin Says “Phwoar!”

HANOVER - Germany - Russian president, Vladimir Putin was seen to be enjoying himself thoroughly at a trade show.

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“The whole thing was boring until I saw something that definitely perked me up. No I’m not talking about a trade deal with Germany, but a lovely pair of bouncing breasts,” Mr Putin revealed during the show.

One of Putin’s aides said: “We need more of these topless female protesters showing us their hot assets.”

Here’s to more Femen protesting gals cheering everyone up, we need more politics like this.

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