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Jesus to Land in North Korea on Wednesday

TEXAS - USA - Prominent Pastor, Julius Oswald, for the Holy Texas Episcopalypse Baptist church has predicted that Jesus will land on earth soon and he has even pinpointed the exact location of his re-entry onto our planet.

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“It is written in the Bible that Jesus will come back soon and I have pinpointed where he is going to land. At this moment in time he is flying around the earth at high speed and the Messiah will make re-entry into our atmosphere at approximately 3am local time in Pyonyang, North Korea on Wednesday,” the pastor revealed to his church.

The pastor then went on to add: “This time Jesus ain’t gonna be playing nice though. He’s gonna put the world right again. When he touches down all those nuculear (sic) missiles will melt. He’s gonna land on a North Korean nuke facility and stop those commie godless bastards from nuking the world.”

Pastor Julius Oswald is citing a Bible verse talking about Jesus’s return to earth.

Matthew 24:30  “At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn.  they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory.

“I speak to God every day, just like Dubya does, and yesterday I was on the commode and straining for some relief. God talked to me in a clear voice and told me the time and place Jesus will come back,” the pastor said.

Already, thousands of churches across America have been relaying the information and telling their flocks of the coming massive event.

The Rapture is coming.

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