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Anti-EU? Better Hope Greece Stays In

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“Greece has a population of 11 million and yet they have amassed debts over 350 billion euros, even after creditors took a 50% haircut in 2012. While the Greeks were living like privileged royalty during the good times without any thought of the future with golden pensions and retirement at 45, the rest of the EU countries had to work hard for longer.

“What about the empty farmers’ fields across the Greek countryside, the so-called farmers enjoyed substantial EU subsidies and parked their new Porsches outside their lavish villas, a testament to the plundering from EU taxpayers in other hard-working countries?

“Not paying tax is a well known Greek national sport, the EU will always have a problem with Greece, whichever Greek government is in power  it’s always lax to collect the tax. For them, their antiquated systems are not even computerised. To reform the system would take billions more euros in infrastructure costs and without  a euro cent left in the coffers, how is that going to ever materialise? Billions of euros have been spirited out of the country and transferred to secret bank accounts, as a testament to two bailouts that were compounded by a national swindling spending spree of gluttonous theft.

“Troika members have recalled that on some inspections they found instances of huge fraud committed by the Greeks, and when you have registered ‘blind’ people driving top of the range Mercs through villages whilst receiving vast sums of money from the EU for their ‘disability’ and cleaning ladies in civil service buildings receiving 65k euros per annum for a three day working week; if this is not a recipe for disaster, what is?

“For eurosceptics, Greece staying in the EU is a godsend, and will ensure the eventual destruction of the whole system. Almost akin to a cash black hole where money in the billions is poured in with no recompense. The Greek problem is like a bad case of herpes, it will never go away.

“It is thus in the interests of complete eurosceptic EU annihilation that Greece stays in to create more turmoil eventually sucking the European Union dry of all political will and monetary strength.”

Cameron Vader You Must Turn Away From Dark Side of the Force

Cameron Vader first turned to the dark side when he visited his new master the Chancellor Merkeltine on the death star, somewhere in the constellation of Brussels, Belgium.

Obi Dung Borisjobi, a former close friend, reveals that “Cameron Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.”

The dark side provides powers that cause great harm to other people and nations — collectivism, totalitarianism, hypnosis, poverty, austerity, and brainwashing — but draws energy from passion, greed, unlimited expense accounts and violence, an energy that is enhanced by emotion (generally by fear, greed, anger, hatred and rage).

There is only one hope for the universe, Luke Referendumvoter, he who steps forward with his vote and plonks it into the vote box using the Force.

Experts: While West Sleeps ISIS Training Children to Fight

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 The Next Generation

“As the territory of ISIS grows daily, there is a real threat growing in the Middle East, potentially spreading further across many continents. The current president’s isolationist stance in the geopolitical and military field is cause for concern as it has created a destabilising vacuum for entities like ISIS to increase their territorial reach in the region.

“ISIS are training thousands of young children to be warriors and have adopted a military culture. In direct opposition to this, the West is weak with a youth far removed from any hardship or military understanding.

“To counteract this direct threat to the West, we advise an immediate military draft to all fighting men from the ages of 18 – 40. We also advise an increase in military expenditure by 60% annually.

“Our proposals are the only way to counteract the immediate threat to our nation and to ensure world stability. Boots on the ground with full air cover should be compulsory to all Americans and our Western Allies in NATO.”

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Feminazi Outrage: All Male Scientists Should Be Sacked

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Spokesman for the Feminazi twitter outrage group, Andrea Mann,  called for “all male scientists to be bullied out of their jobs for having penises and pairs of testicles” on Friday via twitter.

On Sunday, there were further tweets of outrage when it was found that one male professor at Bristol University opened the door for a female colleague. The professor was summarily sacked from his post and labelled a sexist chauvinist pig.

With cases like that of Professor Tim Hunt and Dr Matt Taylor, the science world is reeling under the pressures of Feminazism.

“Soon there will not be any scientists left. Not after the incessant bullying by non-entities on twatter. If it wasn’t for male scientists many of these women would not be able to exist, as men are the ones who pretty much made all the scientific discoveries in the history of mankind,” another professor at UCL said before being sacked from his job.

Professor Richard Dawkins has been keeping a low profile during the current climate.

Revealed: What Really Goes On Behind Scenes of Bilderberg?

“I have at great pain of death decided to reveal to you the goings on deep within the bowels of the Bilderberg meetings attended by high ranking members of the order every year.

“First, I must caution you the reader, to read this with an open mind, to not judge us too harshly, or to start spreading this piece around the internet like wildfire, because it is not in the general public’s interest that this knowledge is disseminated.

“To say that I am in great danger if anyone ever finds out who I am is an understatement, however, I choose to do this in the interests of the greater good.

“Okay, let me get started. The Bilderberg is always chaired by Henry. Once we are all assembled in the various hotels we occupy over the meetings over the years, he appears. He likes to wear a smoking jacket and puff on cigarettes while delighting everyone with stories of the Nixon days.

“The basic premise of the meetings is that we all have saunas, massages and enjoyable luncheons together. We are pampered, everything is on call.

“Business does resume after a day or so of frolicking. Here is the clincher, what you have been waiting to hear about what really goes on in the Bilderberg meetings; where those few chosen denizens of the highest order convene. We basically talk, that’s it, there is a conference room set up, and we talk about projected world affairs and what not.

“So there you have it mes amis, just a lot of talking, maybe a slide show here or there, drinks are on hand, then it’s back to the sauna. That’s it.”

EU Referendum – Daddy, Why Did Grandad Die For Nothing in World War II?

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“My grandfather fought the Nazis, and he lost his life fighting for Britain. All together 39 million Allied forces and civilians died in World War II and what for? To be ruled again by the Fourth Reich and France under the EU? Is that it? All the blood, the bombs, the shrapnel, the legs blown off, the drowning, the bullets, the pain and suffering was for nothing? This is why Britain should never be ruled by any other nation but itself. Do you get where I’m coming from?” a man at a bus stop said on Thursday.

When David Cameron lays a wreath at the Cenotaph, can he honestly say that he is honouring those brave soldiers and civilians who died for their country, especially when he is willing to give over sovereignty to the EU? No, is this simple answer, because when he lays a wreath, he is doing so as a traitor. If he were around during World War II, Cameron would be tried for treason, for betrayal and hanged in disgrace.

One thing that no news service in the mainstream is mentioning is that if Britain votes to stay in in the EU referendum, that will be game over for the UK. There are numerous pertinent points to mention, the EU is a one way system, and once closer union is realised this means total control over every facet of Britain.

Do you want your sons and daughters to be drafted in the EU army? Well, if Britain stays in, you will have no choice.

Do you as a Briton value choice? Do you value freedom? If you vote to stay in the EU, you will get none and not only that, the blood of millions of people who died fighting WW1 and WW2 will be on your hands. You will be the traitor as you look in the mirror every morning, you will be the coward, the treacherous treasonous one who voted for the death of your own country, and from which your ancestors and their ancestors fought for. You!

No amount of economic bribery and blackmail is worth giving away the British Isles.

EU Referendum: Will You Vote For Britain or Vote to Be a Traitor to Your Country?

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BBC Forced to be Impartial at Gun Point

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BBC news studios will have trained armed adjudicators attending during and leading up to the EU referendum, ministers have revealed.

The proposed amendment to the EU Referendum Bill, tabled by a group of Labour and Tory backbenchers, would see the corporation monitored by an “armed impartiality adjudicator”.

The new, independent impartiality adjudicators would be armed with Heckler & Koch sub machine guns and on standby inside BBC news rooms to act immediately on any accusation of bias within the BBC.

Tory MP John Kalashnicough said: “The independent adjudicators are highly trained in impartiality and marksmanship, all it would take for a BBC newsreader would be a wrong word here or there rooting for the EU. Bang! Of course, we will make sure the screens are blanked out so the audience does not see what happens.”

A BBC spokesman said: “The BBC is already committed to impartiality under the terms of its Charter and editorial guidelines, *cough* Bu-u-u-u-ll-sh-i-t!”

After the BBC spokesman said that, he was summarily taken to the back of the studio and executed.

The Daily Squib Guide to Avoiding Pro EU Propaganda During Run Up to Referendum

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To be honest, it will be everywhere, on every media, bus stops, in your local newspaper, up your jacksie, in the pub, down the football, all over the BBC, and every word David Cameron will utter will be pro-EU.

Cameron is not going to get any concessions from the EU, and the ones he asked for are piffling any way.

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Protect Yourself From the Pro EU Propaganda

1) Do not read the papers because writers are told what to write or they lose their jobs.

2) Do not read the mainstream media on the internet because this is saturated propaganda paid for by the EU’s vast budgets funded by you, the taxpayer.

3) Do not attend the Bilderberg meeting, oh wait, you’re not likely to do that because you’re not deemed important enough.

4) Speaking to europhiles is permissible simply because they will reinforce your viewpoint.

5) Think of Britain, read up about Britain’s illustrious history, and think to yourself how 40,000 years of history and heritage could be erased with one vote.

6) Be proud to be British, even if you live in Scotland.

7) Go to the countryside and look around. Close your eyes for a second and imagine death ridden grey tower blocks covering the whole landscape full of EU and Third World migrants.

8) Eat some fish and chips then realise the EU would ban it for being too British if the EU referendum was lost.

9) Look at the amount of tax you are paying now, then get a calculator and quadruple the number. That’s how much you will pay in the EU in the future. Do you really want to pay for the Greeks and their easy lifestyle while you work till your fucking fingers are raw.

10) Read the Daily Squib. From this moment on, we will add in articles intermittently praising British culture, history and the right to sovereignty.

 

Caitlyn Jenner Invited to White House

 

Driving to the White House last Tuesday, former Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner said she was filled with a sense of awe following a path used by many past presidents.

Unfortunately for the former Olympian, she ran over a party of tourists killing three people on the way at 15th Avenue and Hamilton Place, but because of her celebrity status and official invitation, was allowed to continue her journey to the East Wing of the White House.

“I was doing my makeup in the mirror when I heard a crunching sound. Dang, another car accident. I had just run over some tourists, but I was so excited and the nice policeman recognised me and waved me on, especially when I showed him the golden Bath House invitation,” Jenner said.

“It is such a hallowed ground so to speak,” Jenner said. “I was greeted at the White House by Michelle and Barack, they told me that I was home now, amongst my own people, and I was welcome.’”

Jenner describes attending the Obama invitation as “the dream of a lifetime.”

“It is something you can tell future generations and my children who I mysteriously fathered,” Jenner said. “Being invited by the president of the United States and his transgender wife to the White House is a great honour something that I will always cherish.”

A U.S. Marine Corps band greeted Caitlyn Jenner as she entered the White House. Gay cadets from the various military academies, hand picked by Barack Obama personally, were in each room to guide and assist Jenner with makeup tips and one even showed her to the ladies room, Jenner said.

“Michael showed me his dresses, and his straps that he uses to hide his manhood. We compared outfits, and she said it’s all about putting forward an illusion. I asked her how she fooled the public for so long before being outed by Joan Rivers? She said, it’s no big deal, no one believed Joan anyway and the special doctor fixed things after for Rivers.”

“This was a celebration,” Jenner said. “This was a party for me and Michael, Barry and the kids.”

Caitlyn Jenner, despite having male chromosomes and a male bone structure still has not had the full de-masculinising operation where doctors will remove his male genitals completely, but neither has Michael Obama, so the two were like birds of a feather during the visit and got on like a Frisco bath house on fire– almost inseparable.

Comrade Cameron: I’m Back or Am I?

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“We heard news that Comrade Cameron was back, but then conflicting news filtered through that he may have retired to his dacha to re-think his plan of EU action,” a Westminster source told the Daily Squib.

The semi-socialist PM is a staunch europhile and tied to his masters in Brussels, however he still wants to appear to command his former country, which will soon be re-named Sektor 101 according to EU diktats.

“Any of the lower party that disagrees with the integration of the UK into the EUSSR will be ejected from the party. My EU masters will not tolerate any disobedience to the Soviet message of European Union and amalgamation of former sovereign states. I am unfortunately conflicted in my allegiance as I used to serve as the Prime Minister of Britain. I am not a traitor to the UK but a key negotiator in Britain’s demise as a nation,” Comrade Cameron told parliament yesterday.

Today, however, things had changed. The PM had retired to his dacha in Chipping Norton, as he may have been to hasty in making his plans known.

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