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Obama Losing Time Tic, Toc, Tic, Toc

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The guns, the guns, how on earth is Obama going to pull this one off?

Obamaworld is crumbling before his very eyes, as the terrorists and Republicans bay at his pluggy ears.

Capitol Hill insiders are cautious to explain what has happened: “Obama, he had a dream, instead it has become a nightmare. As stock buybacks accelerate, the fracture within America is widening to a chasm, a goddamn Grand Canyon and the moderate terrorists he armed didn’t turn out to be so moderate. But we want to know, how is the prez going to get the guns, Mr. and Mrs. America ain’t going to give them up so easy?”

Ninety nine percent of Americans hate Black Lives Matter, and have no desire to embrace the transgender movement as well as feminism, but there is some solace for Obama because there is a growing anti-gun movement although it is still encompassed by Americans stocking up on even more guns and ammo.

An Obama administration official revealed the plan on Thursday: “It’s easy, we are going to ask nicely, give up your guns, and they’re going to hand them over. This action is going to happen in the final year of the president’s term in office.”

Good luck with that one.

The Role of Fear During the War of Perpetual Terror

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Without 911, the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan would never have taken place, because after the event there was unity in fear, this unity carried forward calls for invasion by Bush and Blair. Documents from Hillary Clinton’s emails confirm that Bush and Blair had already agreed on the Iraq invasion one whole year before the event.

Fear is one of the most powerful control mechanisms available in the arsenal of the controllers and it is to this end that the populations gladly give up their limited freedoms out of fear. Without fear there would not be intrusive TSA checkpoints, or the Department of Homeland Security or invasive data gathering operations by the NSA.

The emotion of fear is a crucial mechanism for human survival however to be perpetually fearful is a condition that makes life unbearable, and the controllers like this, they want you to feel uncomfortable, they want you to submit to their every whim especially when passing their laws restricting your rights and already limited freedoms.

Whoever controls and funds ISIS knows how to engender fear amongst the pampered, entitled Western populace.

The key to circumnavigating the obvious prompts for fear is to utilise rational logical thought, to view any event from many angles and to find through many sources your own understanding of any situation. Ignorance is the cause of fear.

Be prepared, because it is not just ISIS who are the enemy, you are as well, anyone can see that by simply protesting in the streets of any Western city today. You will immediately realise who they see the enemy as, when the black clad truncheon wielding storm troopers beat you to the ground and splatter your teeth across the asphalt.

Experts: ISIS Like Water Cannot Be Defeated

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To flow like water is the strategy that ISIS adopts  shapeless, formless, getting into every point, crashing down violently if needed, flowing gently across all forms.

ISIS is the capstone of the Sunni pyramid and is the root of Islam as much as moderate Muslims may not like to think so, it encapsulates the writings of the Koran and its Hadiths implicitly. Shiites are seen by the Sunnis as apostates as they have adopted a modified bastardised version of the original Islamic text.

The all-inclusive society of the West is far easier to conquer purely because of its inclusiveness. Machievelli’s the Prince describes accurately why an Islamic nation is hard to conquer, this is because of the nature of the united slave-like structure of these nations whereas the West is severely fractured with many factions. Putting aside war torn Syria, which is now embroiled within an Islamic war between the Sunnis and Shiites backed by Iran and Russia, there are no borders to the so-called Islamic State, they seem to be able to appear and disappear at different points at will.

Currently the West is conducting a coordinated bombing campaign against the Islamic State, but this effort on the whole is fruitless as ISIS moulds itself into the background through its many networks.

European leaders seem to be clueless to the nature of the threat they face and are more concerned with their EU dream which as a utopia of socialism is more akin to a dystopian nightmare open to attack from all directions and within its borders.

There are people in Europe asking why they are being attacked? This is very simple to answer, it is because of a marginalised Muslim population who are excluded from the indigenous population. Muslims are hated reviled creatures, spat on in the streets, and the ones who overtly display themselves through their dress are hated the most. The French treat people who are not white and Christian as untermenschen, criminals, as untouchables, less than dirt. Naturally their opinion of Muslims is one of derision because the core of Islam is not compatible with their beliefs and practices, vice versa, staunch Islamic followers who are in the West are anomalies, completely removed from the rest of the population as they see their religion and lands attacked day in day out. One can see the clear delineated lines of this marginalisation in the ghettos of France and Belgium where the Muslims are kept.

The moderate Muslims who are put forward in the Western media to speak up against ISIS are probably viewed as apostates being used for anti-Islamic propaganda by the West.

During the second Gulf war, France stayed out of the coalition invading Iraq. The French were thus left alone at that time, but their actions in Syria now are seen as an attack on Islam.

The EU’s Schengen zone is a major route for those wishing to bring terror to European cities. The EU has, in effect, sealed its own doom with their free-flowing channel, which can only work in a period of peace and a happy population, of which they have none at the present time.

France’s adoption of Kurdish political ideologies and their support of terrorist groups like the PKK, PYD and Peshmerga is another reason France is under attack. There are of course many other variables, but the French support of the Kurds is a major one, especially when the supported Kurdish factions cut off major supply lines to ISIS as well as conduct terrorist attacks in Sunni Muslim populated mainland Turkey.

Why on earth would Turkish football supporters boo a moment of silence to commemorate the deaths of French civilians at a football match? Purely because the French detest the Turks more than anything else, and Turkey is now looking East not West because of this rejection, especially by the French hierarchy within the European Union. There were no minutes of silence for the innocent Turkish civilians killed by PKK terrorists armed and supplied by France is their chant. The EU has been holding a carrot on the end of a stick for far too long, and the Turks are now resolved to their existence outside the Christian club.

There is a profound ignorance in the West to the causes and effects of these current attacks in Paris, but the clinical drone strikes, especially on the Islamic State’s de facto capital city, Raqqa, killing key figures within ISIS are another impetus to attack the West in their cities. The feeling probably amongst ISIS is an eye for an eye, if they are attacked in their capital, they will do the same to the attackers.

Although Islamic State seems to be very well organised, they do not have the well honed socio-political structure that the Western nations have instead adopting a more fluid amorphous approach. They also do not have any airforce, satellites, communication listening devices that Western Intelligence agencies and the military apparatus hold.

It is safe to say that as long as there is mass immigration, war in Syria, social marginalisation, and a Schengen zone in the EU, there will not be a halt to the responsive acts of terror perpetrated by Islamic State forces.

Unless the West adopts an approach of complete warfare against all Islamic countries, particularly the Wahabi, Sunni original funding sources, then they can never defeat ISIS. Many countries are funding and manning ISIS and a war against ISIS would effectively be a war against the core of Islam, or the capstone of the pyramid. The supply of fighters grows with every bombing run, as a recruiting tool, this is unrivalled. The devoutly Christian Europe is once again engulfed in a Crusade against Islam.

 

Even Hitler Spared Paris But Not ISIS

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As an artist, albeit a failed one, Adolf Hitler understood the aesthetic beauty of the Parisian city and this is why he spared the architecture, from the art nouveau, art deco, the Renaissance, Baroque and Rococo façades, the splendour of the Grand Palais, to the Opéra de Paris, all moments in time captured in intricate detail. Master craftsmen made these monuments as a shrine to their genius and the French desire for displaying aesthetically pleasing symmetry.

Hitler rode into Paris on June 28 1940 after the French surrender, and he undertook a tour of his brief conquest with his chief architect Albert Speer.

“Three days after the beginning of the armistice we landed at Le Bourget airfield. It was early in the morning, about five-thirty. Three large Mercedes sedans stood waiting. Hitler as usual sat in the front seat beside the chauffeur, Breker [a sculptor] and I on the jump seats behind him, while Giessler [an architect] and the adjutants occupied the rear seats. Field-gray uniforms had been provided for us artists, so that we might fit into the military framework. We drove through the extensive suburbs directly to the Opera, Charles Garnier’s great neobaroque building. . . . It was Hitler’s favourite and the first thing he wanted to see. Colonel Speidel, assigned by the German Occupation Authority, was waiting at the entrance for us.

“The great stairway, famous for its spaciousness, notorious for its excessive ornamentation, the resplendent foyer, the elegant, gilded parterre, were carefully inspected. All the lights glowed as they would on a gala night. Hitler had undertaken to lead the party. A white-haired attendant accompanied our small group through the deserted building. Hitler had actually studied the plans of the Paris opera house with great care. Near the proscenium box he found a salon missing, remarked on it, and turned out to be right. The attendant said that this room had been eliminated in the course of renovations many years ago. ‘There, you see how well I know my way about,’ Hitler commented complacently.

“He seemed fascinated by the Opera, went into ecstasies about its beauty, his eyes glittering with an excitement that struck me as uncanny. The attendant, of course, had immediately recognized the person he was guiding through the building. In a businesslike but distinctly aloof manner, he showed us through the rooms. When we were at last getting ready.to leave the building, Hitler whispered something to his adjutant, Briickner, who took a fifty-mark note from his wallet and went over to the attendant standing some distance away. Pleasantly, but firmly, the man refused to take the money. Hitler tried a second time, sending Breker over to him; but the man persisted in his refusal. He had only been doing his duty, he told Breker.

“Afterward, we drove past the Madeleine, down the Champs Elysees, on to the Trocadero, and then to the Eiffel Tower, where Hitler ordered another stop. From the Arc de Triomphe with its tomb of the Unknown Soldier we drove on to the Invalides, where Hitler stood for a long time at the tomb of Napoleon. Finally, Hitler inspected the Pantheon, whose proportions greatly impressed him. On the other hand he showed no special interest in some of the most beautiful architectural works in Paris: the Place des Vosges, the Louvre, the Palace of Justice, and SainteChapelle. He became animated again only when he saw the unitary row of houses on the Rue de Rivoli.”

Speer, Albert, Inside the Third Reich (1970)

ISIS, has no such appreciation of high art, sculpture, architecture, or the field of creativity, and it is to this end that their targeting of Paris is one that threatens more than even Hitler.

For them, they would easily with no qualms demolish Jean Chalgrin’s Neoclassical Arc de Triomphe with a tonne of semtex, or lace the Gothic masterpiece of the Notre Dame with even more semtex reducing it within a few moments into a pile of smouldering rubble.

Hitler’s architect, Albert Speer tried to emulate some of the magnificent city planning we see in Paris still standing today, and although he was a genius in his craft, he could not come close to Haussmann’s legacy.

This is why Paris must be protected with the utmost determination, as the people are resolute, the architecture is irreplaceable and to have open borders within a Schengen system is an invitation to destruction. Schengen is now simply a free flowing channel to certain annihilation, it allows anyone whether they are a highly trained terrorist or not to enter Paris, the true heart of mainland Europe, and wreak destructive havoc as they have done to the Middle East.

La Guerre: Now is Time For French and UK Military Draft

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“We need to build a military society, increase spending to all military units by 80% and bring in a full draft for all citizens from 18-35 to defeat ISIS,” a man in a Parisian street told a crowd to many cheers.

The population is now ready to fight, they are sick of seeing daily reports of killings and needless murder, and now is the time to seize the onus on the atrocities taking place day in day out and bring in a draft for all citizens.

Military spending in France is a paltry 53.1 Billion dollars per annum which is a measly 1.8% of France’s GDP as of 2015.

In the UK, military spending is a mere 2.1% of GDP worth only $61.8 Billion per annum.

Contrasting the current military budgets, welfare budgets for France are 32% of GDP and Britain’s massive welfare bill is 24% of GDP according to the OECD. These are ridiculous sums of money to be wasting when they could be spent on military technology, training, weapons and soldiers.

With these pathetic military spending numbers leaving key European countries begging for attack in a time of war, there is no option but to do something fast to increase military expenditure or most of Europe will be defeated in less than five years time.

The military draft should replace the benefits and welfare system where taxpayer money is poured into an endless black hole never to be seen again resulting in a weakened population. It will give the citizens a purpose, especially those who are in their youth and with nothing to do but go on benefits.

Western Europe must think of these key issues now or in the future their cities will be even more defenceless to attack. Citizens within Europe and the UK must also be allowed to bear arms, as an unarmed citizenry is a liability to the inner security of any nation.

If you are a French, British, European citizen and want to make a difference, you can join the military now. If enough people start joining, maybe the sleeping politicians who are turning a blind eye to the real problems of the globe will wake up. Bombing from afar will not do anything, we need boots on the ground, but first we need to be prepared.

 “The commander must decide how he will fight the battle before it begins. He must then decide who he will use the military effort at his disposal to force the battle to swing the way he wishes it to go; he must make the enemy dance to his tune from the beginning and not vice versa.” — Viscount Montgomery of Alamein

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The West is far behind, whilst the youth are mollycoddled, spoilt, there are ISIS children being trained to kill Westerners and have adopted a military society. Unless the West pushes back, they have no chance in the future as ISIS gains strength every day without boots on the ground.

Merkel: “We Must Welcome More into EU”

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What is the modus operandi of Merkel and the Marxists in control of nations around the world? It is to destabilise national borders, to disintegrate all forms of sovereignty and to collectivise all property.

“Collectivisation means that all previously private property ownership will be collectivised for the state, and this is the Soviet goal of Merkel and her communist Chinese cohorts. To achieve this, it is imperative to first destroy the old capitalistic system through any means possible. Mass migration is an excellent tool for this and as a technique in so-called peace time is a relatively covert way of destroying previous cultures, society and economy,” Arthur Sandown for the Strategic Alliance think tank in Geneva, Switzerland recently wrote in a white paper.

How will collectivisation affect you? Eventually all your private property will belong to the state. The Soviet system currently incorporated by the Obama led United States and European Union is still under a faux capitalistic economic lie, which is undergoing metamorphosis towards overt Soviet Dictatorship fuelled by a profound attack on free speech through the Soviet system of political correctness. The use of techniques to terrify the population into giving away their freedoms is another element to the changes afoot.

Winston Churchill once said: “Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”

And you will share all your belongings forcibly with others in abject misery, for this is the ethos of socialism, a doctrine that brings equality to all in one bucket of miserable unhappiness. Of course, the ones at the top of the pyramid in Marxist, Communistic, Socialist systems, the high party officials will live a life of privilege, but you the serf, the peasant, will live a life of poverty in your socialistic utopia of slavery.

The globalism we have now is spearheaded by the EU and communist China.

You get the leaders you deserve, and now you can enjoy the fruits of your voting abilities.

Experts: Paris Friday 13th Schengen Massacre a Tragedy That Could Have Been Avoided

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Europe is under attack and this time, the world’s most beautiful city, Paris, is once again being desecrated by the nihilistic evil of religious extremists.

After the horrible Charlie Hebdo attacks it was only a matter of time that another atrocity would be committed on Paris.

Schengen means that the EU is defenceless to attack. In a time of war, to be so defenceless is to invite attack, but the EU does not hear common sense, they have closed ears to any form of logic, especially when you have people like Angela Merkel inviting half the Third World into the European Union.

We will see many more deadly attacks, almost as a common occurrence from now on, as cowardice is rife, not only amongst the terror givers but the so-called leaders who ignore the people crying for all the migration to stop.

The rain glistening Parisian boulevards are once again dripping in blood, a testament to the horror of religion, the horror of unfettered immigration and the horror of EU leaders with cotton wool firmly plugging their ears to any voices of sanity.

There will be no end to the killing as long as the Schengen zone is operational, just more blood.

Now is the time to close the open door, if not, then say goodbye to all that you own.

The above picture of the Bataclan massacre is posted as an illustration of the horror committed on Friday 13th November 2015. Censoring such an image, we believe, is an affront to the true reality of the situation innocent Parisians were put through that fateful night.

New STD Dating App Hinder – Swipe Right For Guaranteed Infection

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Developed by Harvard graduate, Gono Rea, 26, the app has already achieved 450 million downloads after its introduction last week.

“This app is a lot like Tinder, but where Tinder is about spreading infectious diseases anonymously, Hinder spreads diseases knowingly. Hinder users may already have three or five diseases but maybe they want to catch another one, or spread to someone who doesn’t have a disease that you have. Choose your poison: Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea, genital Herpes, genital warts, Syphilis, Hepatitis B, HIV, crabs, Trichomonas, Chancroid, Mycoplasma genitalium.”

Sexually transmitted diseases are spread through all bodily fluids and in some instances skin to skin contact, and this is why hook-up apps are spreading these diseases like wildfire throughout the global mainly Western population. Oral sex is also a great transmission tool as well as unprotected sex and even kissing where bodily fluids are transferred to each recipient spreading many diseases fast through the app using population.

“The big one is AIDS, and the gay app Grindr is doing a great job in spreading HIV to as many gay men as possible. Gays are very promiscuous and AIDS is sky rocketing amongst their numbers. Hetero app Tinder is coming along nicely too and HIV amongst users is increasing at an exponential rate, eventually killing all these people off. We estimate HIV will be spread to all app users by 2020, and retro-viral treatment is increasing in cost daily making it harder for users to control the onset of full-blown AIDS. Let’s just say it is a great way to reduce populations, thinning out the herd,” an officer for the Ministry of Population Control in London told the BBC.

AIDS has taken a back foot since the mid-eighties when it had its heyday but now thanks to these hook-up apps is enjoying a massive resurgence.

Tinder user Amy Daniels, 21, from California is very pretty, attracting vast amounts of attention on the site.

“I get like eight or nine hook-ups a day because I’m hot looking. Yes, I had myself tested but I was disappointed to only have four diseases, one of which is AIDS. I don’t take drugs to help it because my Obamacare does not pay. To tell you the truth, I don’t care as long as I’m having a good time, and the guys don’t seem to care either. We’re just fucking and fucking. It’s great. Now I gotta try Hinder, looks like I’m qualified.”

With antibiotics becoming increasingly useless to treat bacterial infections and viral strains mutating all the time, the medical fraternity can only sit and watch as the infections increase thanks to the apps fuelling the spread of sexually transmitted diseases amongst all hook-up dating app users.

Woman Who Pretended to Be Man Who Pretended to Be Woman Had Sex With Woman Who Pretended to Be Man and Woman

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A very confused young person who pretended to be a man but was really a woman pretending to be a man and a woman pretending to be a man was caught wearing a prosthetic penis and vagina and fake breasts with a hairy chest wig and sentenced for three counts of confusion today at Chester Crown Court.

The court hearing took 14 days just to hear about the numerous identities the confused person adopted, and the Judge had to stop the hearing 45 times so that the jurors could even begin to understand what the hell was going on.

“We had venn diagrams, flow charts, experts with slide shows, algorithms and a large prosthetic penis was slapped around. People were holding their heads in confusion and even the judge would roll his eyes every few minutes,” a court observer told the BBC.

After the court case the Judge said: “I’m still confused. What just happened here, anyone? Can you tell me anything? What about you?”

Privy Council: Corbyn Willingly Knelt in Front of Queen

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As leader of the opposition, Jeremy Corbyn has a childish proclivity for protest, and his initial refusals to bow and kiss the hand of Her Majesty are testament to his staunch Republican ideals, but, the Queen was in for quite a surprise on Wednesday night.

You do swear by Almighty God to be a true and faithful Servant unto the Queen’s Majesty, as one of Her Majesty’s Privy Council. You will not know or understand of any manner of thing to be attempted, done, or spoken against Her Majesty’s Person, Honour, Crown, or Dignity Royal, but you will lett and withstand the same to the uttermost of your Power, and either cause it to be revealed to Her Majesty Herself, or to such of Her Privy Council as shall advertise Her Majesty of the same.

To the surprise of Her Majesty and the others gathered at the Privy Council’s ceremony, Jeremy Corbyn did kiss the Queen’s hand and bow, albeit under one condition, he kept his little commie cap on.

“There were two burly gentlemen flanking Mr. Corbyn, who were preparing themselves to forcibly make the leader of the opposition bow, when Corbyn out flanked them and proceeded towards the Queen. He licked his lips and got down on one knee languishing on her extended hand an almighty licking as if it were a fruity popsicle. The Queen, who at first was enamoured by the gesture, tried to take her hand away as the fawning Corbyn really got to work; concentrating on each finger and knuckle at one point burping with appreciation and slobbering drool over the red carpet. After a few moments, there was quiet in the chamber as Corbyn rose, still holding the Queen’s hand ransom, he gave her a last lick and a wink. By this time, the two burly gentlemen had reappeared to drag the fellow away before he managed to do any more damage to the ceremony,” an eyewitness at the event retold.

 

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