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Dubai Burning Tower Symbolic End of Oil Era

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Just as the Twin Towers were symbolic of the end of North American strength where Boaz and Jachin were destroyed, so too the symbol of the single burning tower on New Year’s Eve 2015 represents the death of oil, and the ushering in of the New World. The single tower burning is symbolic of change, the devil will bring this already existing change whether the current regime like it or not.

Where Justice and Mercy were destroyed on 911, the New Year 2016 will represent the final destruction of oil and the beginning of the end for the house of Saud  and other oil states.

In what was meant to be an OPEC attack on shale in America, the engineered reduction of the price of oil is being turned around by the West upon the outdated Saudi kingdom itself and its many arms including the United Arab Emirates, no longer united.

The only difference between the Saudi state and the Islamic State is one is recognised internationally and the other is not. Otherwise, these two entities conduct exactly the same rituals to keep order in their own eyes.

With the advent of self driving electric vehicles and technology increases in fuel cells and green fuels, there is already a Western move away from oil.

Lest we forget the weakening of the bear, as Russia’s economy has lost so much with the collapse of the oil price and sanctions, it stands to lose a lot more in the years to come as its already whittled down economy spirals even lower. No oil revenue, no money, the bear will falter eventually succumbing to paralysis.

The play is for the ultimate prize, Iran, U.A.E., Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Syria and Russia with China on the sidelines for now and N. Korea as the Joker in the pack.

To usher in the New World, we must first see the destruction and ultimate change of the Old World.

Lemmy’s Moles to Be Preserved in Pickle Jar

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Elena Carbine, a lifelong Motörhead and Lemmy fan has secured the rights for Lemmy’s moles to be preserved in a pickle jar and displayed at the Motörhead museum in Birmingham.

“I fell in love with Lemmy’s moles when at an after gig party once in Shepherd’s Bush Lemmy let me touch one of his moles. A little bit of fluid came out the top and I saw it as a sign of appreciation,” Ms. Carbine told Melody Maker magazine.

The Lemmy Mole exhibition will run until August 2016 at the Sheep & Craddock Inn, Edgbaston, Birmingham.

In Sweden, Sex-Free Future Nears

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This socialist feminist haven, home to extreme emasculation and the strains of devout feminist rhetoric, has been lured by the politics of abstinence. It is also a practical matter, as many of the country’s women no longer accept males as male but as feminized robots, mere servants at the beck and call of the socialist feminist state.

At Stockholm’s Museum of Mankind, “Sex is dead in Sweden, and to even think about it now is a crime, to write about it is punishable with jail time as to indulge in it is seen as rape,” said Bjorn Borgasson, a former sexually active male who has been chemically castrated by a state funded program for all men.

Not everyone is cheering. Sweden’s embrace of a sex-free society has alarmed consumer organizations and critics who warn of a rising threat in a totalitarian state dominated by women. Last year, the number of men leaving Sweden surged to 440,000, more than double the amount a decade ago, according to Sweden’s Ministry of Home Affairs.

Older adults and refugees in Sweden who used to enjoy sex in the past may be marginalized, critics say. Many remember what sex used to be like but are too afraid to even mention it let alone try to conduct a sexual liaison with another person.

“It might be trendy,” said Erik Vilniussen, a former director of the Swedish politburo. “But there are all sorts of risks when a society starts to go sexless.”

But advocates like Ms. Ulvulva cite personal safety as a reason that countries should go sex-free. She switched to no-sex after a man came on to her in a bar several years ago.

“Sexual intercourse is viewed as rape by feminists,” said Ms. Ulvulva, who reports any man to the authorities if they even look at her. “It made me think: Life without male attention is so much simpler. In Stockholm I can walk down a street in the nude now and no one even looks at me.”

The government has not sought to stem the sex-less tide. If anything, it has benefited from more efficient workers, because an efficient work force is now less prone to complication thus increasing tax revenue.

Gandalf Trogenslum, an official at the Ministry of No-Sex, acknowledged that abstinence has brought good to Sweden, especially with the move to chemically castrate males across the country.

“If a woman tells a man to do something they do it with no question and they want nothing in return. We have no distinction between the sexes any more. Men do not have a libido and women enjoy themselves in a sex-less Sweden amongst the feminized men. Socialism means equality, and we have finally achieved the utopian dream in Sweden.”

First Look at Google Glass 2

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Leaks and photos show that the second go at the Google glass is bigger and brighter, as well as packing in more glass than ever before.

Google announced at the beginning of this year that it was halting sales of the eyewear, and that it would focus instead on a new version — a pane of glass. That new version has been seen for the first time, in new pictures.

The new Google glass is made simply from a pane of glass, as well as improved battery life to allow it to charge less simply because there is no battery. That is all packed into a bigger and more robust Google glass, which is waterproof but less resistant to getting broken as a pane of glass is easily breakable.

“If someone throws a baseball at the Google glass it could break, so keep the kids away from your pane of Google glass. It could get very expensive in the long run and shards of glass can cause injury to others,” a Google glass worker told reporters on Sunday.

But consumers won’t be able to get their hand on the new glass so they will have to go to a shop selling panes of glass instead. Google will only be selling them through a special programme that will see them go straight to people who specifically want a pane of glass with the Google name on it.

How Does the Google Glass Work?

“It’s a pane of glass about 34″ by 24″ and the glass is made in Italy. When carrying around your Google glass you have to be careful not to break it as it is susceptible to cracking if hit. One great thing about the glass is you can look through it, and if it rains, you can put it over your head, or on a windy day protect your hair style,” chief designer, Marslo Pankem, told Tech Wire magazine.

The device has been revealed in photographs submitted to the Federal Communications Commission in early December, and made public this week.

The Future Does Not Need Us

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You work 18 hour shifts, no holidays as these are luxuries of the past.

The A.I took the most important jobs a long time ago and now you’re left with only low paid government subsidised maintenance of machinery jobs.

Globalisation means that no one has a nation any more, with that the mass movements of displaced humans constantly churning over cities, the deluge creates a planet of misery, hatred for fellow mankind and detestation of the constantly changing pollution ridden environment.

Traditional food has all gone by now, instead humans are fed with a protein derived from mass farmed insects, a gooey mush that tastes vile to the palate but is your only sustenance.

Crammed into megacities, your life expectancy is limited as the privileged enhanced ones prolong, the rest die off.

There are now three major blocs all working in unison, Sector 1 under the E.U, Sector 2 Asia and Sector 3 Australasia. The former U.S.A never survived and is now a cursed wasteland, irradiated for the next thousand years.

As you sit in your cubicle, you are monitored for any form of dissent, your thoughts are linked through neural network chips implanted after the great war, this is your future, a terrible dystopian nightmare that used to be part of science fiction but is now reality.

Your only hope is to be terminated by the state, to clock out permanently although suicide is forbidden in the New World, to sleep perchance to sleep in the eternal darkness is your only respite. Rebellion, revolution is impossible as the weapons they have at their disposal are impregnable futuristic toys that can never be compromised.

When the agents come to your micro apartment you breathe a sigh of relief, one thought too many triggered off the bots, they take you to a liquidation cell and as the gas sears through your heaving lungs for the last time, you dream of open fields, long grass blowing in the wind and the gentle summer breeze on your cheek.

Grim Up North: Man Can’t Get to Doctor For Incurable Gonorrhoea Treatment Because of Floods

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National Health Statistics this week revealed that large swathes of Northern England are infected with an incurable strain of Gonorrhoea, what with the mass floods, this adds up to another grim week up North.

“We rarely see the sun up here. I’ve got incurable Gonorrhoea and my house got flooded ruining everything,” Gerald Trent, 34, from Leeds told the BBC.

Mr. Trent who is married with seven children is unemployed and wanted to get to the nearest sexual health clinic for treatment but that’s been shot due to half of Yorkshire and the North being under seven feet of water.

One of his neighbours was livid.

“If ‘e’s gorra case o’ fookin incurable super-gonorrhoea ‘e don’t need to get ta doctor. It’s fookin’ incurable innit. Just wrap up yer ol’ meat and two veg in a plastic bag or summat.”

Anyways, it’s fucking grim up North, but everyone knows that already.

 

Merry Christmas From the Tunnels of Syria

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Jihadis are writing their Christmas cards from the tunnels of Syria as the skies are full of drones and planes on bombing campaigns.

“We set up an impromptu Christmas tree in one of the tunnels, and the choir assembled around it singing carols. What with the lights, and eggnog, I wasn’t half as homesick,” the Jihadi said with a tear rolling down his black mask.

There’ll be Christmas prezzies and even a few rats fashioned into a big turkey for supper.

“This year I asked Santa for a top of the range AR-15 machine gun and a custom made bullet belt. Uncle Sam did not disappoint as the shipment came in early thanks to those CIA boys,” another Jihadi revealed.

Oh dear, has no one told the Jihadis that they’re not actually Christians and don’t celebrate Christmas?

Thousands Moving to Netherlands to Become Driving Instructors

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Driving instructors in Holland are allowed to offer lessons in return for sex , it has been revealed.

The great news was made public after a question was tabled to the nation’s parliament on the matter and the answer came back in the affirmative – as long as the student was over 18.

“Driving a car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You’ve got to put your key into the ignition, turn gently, then oil her up, switch gears from slow to fast, keep the throttle up until you can’t take any more finally coming to your destination,” Dutch Tony, a driving instructor from Rotterdam revealed in Motoring today magazine.

Applications to become a driving instructor in Holland have quintupled since the announcement and the government has become inundated with requests for the lucrative job.

Santa Rally Latest: Dow -365

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Raising interest rates in a weakening economy, a vast $22 Trillion debt laden deficit, unending Middle Eastern wars and unfunded federal debt liabilities of $128 Trillion, is a mistake Janet Yellen will live to regret, but her masters have great plans for what is soon going to be the former United States of America.

This is not Yankee bashing but a dose of the cold hard truth — yep, no way out this time.

Santa Rally

To give, first Santa must take, and there’s the rub, investors fleeing the markets in fear, institutions battening down the hatches, brace yourselves for the long ride down in a schizoid catatonic market.

“If you see the ECG graph of someone having a heart attack, there are wild spasms before the flat line. This is what we are now witnessing, seismic swings, the cardiac death of America, which has served its initial purpose by the Order, and the plug is being pulled, at first gently, but now no one gives a squirt of piss about the failed project. It’s unmanageable, when that happens, the big boys move on, and they’re in Europe right now, they’ve abandoned ship. Uncle Sam is sick, he has cancer, arteries like a rock, and a prostate bigger than Jupiter. Adios amigos, it has been an experience, not a very pleasant one, but an experience anyway,” a Fed insider revealed from New Zealand.

 

Mourinho Gets Job As Arsenal Football Kit Washer Boy

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“After the game, usually when Arsenal wins, they throw their used socks, underpants on the floor or at my head. Then Wenger, he walk in and tell me to pick them up and clean it all up. It’s a good job they pay me £120 per week and I still get to watch real footsball, innit,” the former Chelsea manager told Football magazine.

Even though there used to be a certain rivalry between Wenger and Mourinho in the past, the Arsenal manager felt sorry for his former foe deciding to give him a job and a laundry sack instead of another sacking.

Mourinho hopes to get a promotion in a few years time, if he cleans up well to Emirates toilet cleaner, earning a whopping £200 a week.

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