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Greek Farmers Told to Pay Tax

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There’s nothing worse for a Greek farmer, who gets massive EU subsidies to plough empty fields, and drives a top of the range Mercedes to be told that he has to now pay tax.

With a country who spent 650 Billion euros in EU loans in less than six years and only having a population of only 11 million people, taxation is never a happy business with the overly emotional Greek populace.

“The EU gave us a 400 Billion bailout last year but we need another one this year too. How am I going to fund my summer houses in Crete and Lake Geneva, and I never paid tax in my life?” a furious beet farmer, Nicos Calaminitos from Keleftekos, a village 45 kms from Athens told Greek radio station, AKS.

Certainly, the mood is strained, the IMF’s Legarde wants assurances first before unloading more billions into the Greek black hole, however how is one to deal with the Greek aversion to paying tax?

Dimitrios Kolokalotiris, a shepherd from Thessaloniki may have the answer: “We get the money, the Germans pay tax for us. This is the only way. Now, excuse me, I have to ride to tend my flock in my Porsche.”

EU: Summer’s Coming and So Are 25 Million Refugees

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Ahh, you can relax now, summer’s here and you’ve got your feet dangling in the warm azure waters, sipping what seems to be an endless cocktail, and the sun beams down on you with a big wholesome smile.

As the Turks open the borders, the Aegean will be a flood of boats, all coming to permanently visit the illustrious shores of Europe, an estimated 25 million refugees will make the crossing this summer alone, the warm weather, an auspicious less perilous journey, all raring to go to the promised land.

Since the Russians have been carpet bombing large swathes of Syria killing civilians indiscriminately, the wave of human misery has not stopped, and will only get worse as Putin, Assad’s henchman, continues his dirty work.

As for Chancellor Merkel, she is too pre-occupied with her vanity project, the EU, which as sure as night and day is now at the cusp of implosion, especially when Greece is going to ask for another 400 Billion euro bailout.

Book your holiday now while you still have the chance.

 

Twitter Invites Soviet Speech Police to Control Discussion

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The Orwellian nightmare where thoughtcrime can be punished by physical arrest is upon us much sooner than was thought possible.

“I would have thought the Soviet techniques would have been rolled out in 2050 but we’re still in 2016 and that’s a big move in my humble opinion. Twitter is now controlled completely by one single Soviet point of view, there are no alternative views allowed, and if you even try to discuss something you are erased immediately,” a man of reason and logic wrote, before being blocked, his account erased and the necessary authorities notified.

Cultural Marxism

It is interesting to note that so-called liberals in America who are meant to be ‘free thinking progressives’ are actually authoritarian Marxists who shut down any form of discussion and label it ‘hate speech’ or ‘dissent’. These Marxist politically correct denizens of inequity and misappropriation are an affront to intelligence, because freedom of speech is a prerequisite element of any normal functioning society, especially one that aspires to embrace intellectual thought-provoking discussion. If you shut off the voice of people you may disagree with, you ensure only a one sided skewed message is broadcast within your totalitarian sand box.

More than 40 organizations and ‘experts’ from 13 regions, who are all either militant leftists, socialists, and Marxists are joining as inaugural members of Twitter’s freshly-created ‘Trust and Safety Council’ synonymous with George Orwell’s ‘Thought Police’ in his novel, 1984.

The list of members included The Anti-Defamation League; EU Kids Online, and Feminist Frequency.

Looking at Twitter’s spectacular fall in the stock market below its original IPO level, there is a certainty that this erroneous anti-free speech move by Twitter will see even more severe declines in their already plummeting stock as millions abscond from the site every month.

By only embracing a one-sided deconstructive voice of militant socialism, Marxism and feminism, Twitter is now alienating large groups of people who will have to look elsewhere to exercise their right to free speech. Twitter will thus be only a tool to disseminate left-wing propaganda within a totalitarian Marxist environment of political correctness.

EMERGENCY: Zika Already Spread Globally Australia, China, USA, UK

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Because planes are flying globally, the Zika virus is now reaching parts of the world and spreading fast. Air travel is a serious threat to global populations contracting Zika, a virus with an incubation period of two to seven days.

There may not even be symptoms of infection and millions of people could soon be carrying the Zika virus unaware of their deadly cargo.

Some cases have been discovered in Australia, a pregnant woman has contracted the Zika virus. In America there have been reports of Zika infection, and also in China. Four cases of Zika have been found in the UK. These are the infections that are discovered, as Zika is a covert virus, it can spread far and wide without knowledge from the authorities.

It is therefore advisable that pregnant women who contract the Zika virus receive immediate abortions, and that the populace within infected areas desist from any sexual activity with a partner, and do not receive blood transfusions.

Zika is transmitted through mosquito bites, bodily fluid transmission like blood, semen, saliva.

As long as there is air travel on a mass scale globally, there will be no end to the Zika infection rate.

AIR FLIGHT STATISTICS

In 2013 there were 99,726 flights per day. There are 49,871 routes being served globally. Some are served many times a day, others only once every two weeks or even just a few times a year. Annually there are approximately 37.4 million flights globally serving 2.97 billion passengers. Source ATAG

EU Referendum: Selling Britain Off On the Cheap is Good Says EU

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David Cameron is a good little doggy, she begs and comes as soon as her masters call her.

“We feed her little morsels of scrap here and there, and if she is a bad little doggy we put Cameron in the dog house,” an unelected EU representative told Euronews.

But whilst begging, Cameron did a little doo doo on the British flag, that was rather naughty, wasn’t it?

“Au contraire mes amis, nous welcome such antics by les rosbifs, we positivement encourage such actions. C’est un tre,tre, formidable thing to do!” an excited Frenchie told the BBC.

Frau Merkel, one of Cameron’s trainers was rather circumspect about the little doggy.

“If Cameron ka ka’s on my Bavarian carpet I shall have the little mutt shot!” she said gruffly whilst kicking the yelping little dog with an almighty boot.

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New Trumpshire! The People Voted

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Congratulations are in order for Donald Trump after taking New Hampshire. The people have voted and are now going to rename the state, New Trumpshire.

“Our boy won this time. He pumped more money into this thing after Iowa, and it finally paid off. It’s the spill the cash trick. Pay off enough people and they’ll vote for you hook line and sinker,” an excited Trump supporter said from his new Porsche.

Trump may not be a politician but he’s a businessman and knows how to get results, especially when you spend with such gusto.

This is Not Feminism, This is the Violent Feminazi Revolution

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Did you ask for a compliment? Charlotte Proudman would be proud. We are feminazis and we want all men to simply die. What’s worse than complimenting a woman? How about not complimenting her and just leaving her alone? This is not about respect but about hatred for all men and our own selves.

Maybe life is too complicated sometimes, and through the looking glass only micro dots of information can be established at any juncture, so what is it to be punk? A compliment, or deathly silence? We are not feminism, we are feminazis.

Why Global Economic Depression Must Not Be Feared Instead Embraced

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“If you’re a surfer, you line up, tap into that deep water swell, set the pace and when you see that special A-frame you know you have to enter into the backdoor sweetly, gently, along the face and ride that mother carving along the roots of that barrel until you’re through. The same principle applies to economics, to go against the flow is to invite worse misfortune, especially when there’s a tsunami of debt coming over the crest.  Economic depression is good. When waves hit, they create destruction, but that same destructive energy is re-energised to produce even more waves. Destruction is good because it produces change and for this process you must be prepared to watch the others who are unprepared to fall, to be caught inside and crash under the surf, rolled around like a tumble dryer then unceremoniously spat out or drowned.

“The economy is like an ocean, it’s as deep as it is shallow, an unpredictable mass of energy fuelled by fear and greed, a chaos pit that moves in waves, with currents that can drag millions of fish into the belly of the beast in one fell swoop.

“The derivatives, the debts, the lies, the bonuses, the soothsayers, the chancellors, all think they have a firm hold of the rudder, and yet their ship can be crushed in a second without thought, without remorse, compassion or any form of emotion.

“You may think the quants all clunking away buy, sell, buy, sell, milliseconds, have an edge but when market moves are precipices, swells, 200 foot barrels, they will be caught out with even more vigour as the banks go silent, liquidity is a dry ocean floor filled with foam where the starfish and crabs are exposed to the air as the next wave comes down hard shattering all in its path.

“We must welcome the economic depression and embrace its sheer magnitude, its powerful equalising light, the all seeing eye of truth that melts all falsities and lies in its path. Drink wine now friends, for tomorrow you shall be drinking water from a puddle of mud, and you shall quench your thirst on it with the same relish from which you drank the Domaine de la Romanee Conti Romanée Conti 1967. You are alive.”

 

 

Britain Will NOT ‘Face Influx of 50,000 Asylum Seekers’ If Leaves the European Union

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The loss of the 2003 Le Touquet treaty between the UK and France allowing controls in Calais would only mean that Britain’s ports would become sealed units and those who come across illegally would be refused entry into the United Kingdom. There would not be 50,000 asylum seekers given entry to the UK.

Whoever would be in charge of Britain at the point of Brexit would therefore create a situation of deterrence towards any form of illegal entry into the UK, at all channels of entry.

There may have to be camps built on UK shores for those who are caught within Britain’s borders and the law would be strengthened to severely fine employers who exploit illegal labour or those who harbour illegal migrants who entered the UK without using the proper channels.

The new Prime Minister would be actively involved in addressing the dangerous influx by increasing border budgets by 80%, and within all cities of the UK there would be specialist immigration police checking all dwellings and factories.

In the event of Brexit, all benefits to EU citizens who gained entry into the UK would be halted, freeing up billions of pounds for the NHS, schools and welfare system for British people.

The UK sends £55 million to Brussels per day, year in year out with little or no gain, and this scandalous scheme would be halted immediately.

Along with the billions of pounds demanded by Brussels to pay for their pet projects and shoring up profligate countries like Greece, there would be an immediate halt to these erroneous payment demands.

Brexit would bring vast economic wealth to Britain, because it would be seen by many unhappy rich citizens of the EU as a haven. The country would then have to rebuild its sovereignty and economy to trade with the world, as well as key European nations. Contrary to scaremongering Europhiles, a Brexit would not harm businesses and companies wishing to trade in Europe, as Brexit would in fact strengthen companies with the UK decreasing corporation tax and encouraging business growth in Britain.

Britain leaving the EU would also see a cut in V.A.T to 12% and the cost of living in Britain would drop by 60% because there would not be any more nasty ‘rip-off-Britain’ markups foisted on products because of EU regulations.

Business and economy within Britain would flourish, as Britons can get their jobs back. Schools would become cheaper and easier to manage, hospitals would have half empty wards once again with non-stressed nurses and doctors, and those within society who need benefits to survive would receive them without nasty cuts that are hurting people, especially the disabled.

Whoever becomes PM after Brexit will no doubt have a long list of to-does and it may take up to ten years for Britain to recover from the ravages of the EU and its irresponsible schemes designed to eviscerate the sovereignty of the tiny island of Britain.

 

Experts: Brazil Olympics Will Be Perfect Zika Virus Delivery to Globe

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The summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro will see millions of people converging on Brazil from all over the globe at a time when the Zika virus will be most prevalent. Authorities on the ground have been spraying certain areas to kill mosquitoes however the virus has already evolved and can now be transmitted through bodily fluids, including saliva, blood and semen.

The long term threat to the human populace is that Zika becomes irrevocably established in human DNA, ultimately creating a new type of human with severely shrunken brains over thousands of years. Where the human brain has evolved over the past 500,000/million years by increasing in size, there could now be a period of reverse-evolution with humans regressing in development.

Naturally, the poorest areas of the planet where over-population and poverty are most prevalent will be most affected in the short term. It is therefore imperative that the authorities within these regions seek to halt any breeding or sexual relations whilst the Zika virus is endemic. Unfortunately, within the third world and developing nations there is little impetus from government and the population to halt their mass breeding and the Zika virus will most certainly spread far and wide.

Once the Zika virus spreads through countries like China, India and the continents of Africa and South America, the results will soon be noticed, and air travel will ensure the virus’ spread to North America, and Europe. It does not matter if a country has cold winters, and Aedes type mosquitoes cannot survive, the virus has three or more delivery methods, therefore increasing its chances of infecting its target.

The millions of people who will attend the Brazil Olympics of 2016 will thus be conduits for the spread of Zika. When the final Olympic ceremony ends, they will all make their way to all four corners of the globe spreading the Zika virus far and wide.

The Rio Olympics will thus be an efficient method to deliver the virus globally, unchecked, undetected and to spread further than at any time before thanks to modern air travel.